FabSwingers.com forum: Useless superpowers

By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Being able to fly but only over zebra crossings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super strength but permanent arm cramp

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Turbo flatulence

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The ability to travel precisely 43 seconds into the future.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Turbo curtain-hanging...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treacle vision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invisible but only when alone

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

The ability to grow hair at an accelerated rate.

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Speaking fluent French but only in a newsagents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Power to turn gold into silver

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Power to turn water into dust

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can run at 50mph, but only backwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

X ray vision through windows

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By *aCaiMan
over a year ago

Telford

[Removed by poster at 03/01/20 13:01:36]

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

Being Prime Minister and changing nothing for the better.

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By *ingcom76Man
over a year ago

cheltenham

Being invisible in a crowded shop.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Hindsight.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Knives instead of fingers, only when texting on a mobile

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

I'm a farmer. I can turn a cow into a field.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to shape shift, but only into house hold furniture

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Being bitten by a radioactive human being and gaining the proportionate strength, speed and agility of a human being.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

The mutant power to become 4 inches taller (by wearing special "high heel" shoes)

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Being able to read minds..... But only your own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1x zoom super vision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being able to Piss continuously for days but living in Australia right now

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

The super ability to be able to run more slowly than anybody else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every lasting cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knives instead of fingers, only when texting on a mobile "

That's a shame.. I'm love to give ex a finger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The power to get in the way of person behind you when walking down the street

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Being able to see who's viewed your profile on FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a super arse kicker .... but only having one leg!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Taste the rainbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to travel precisely 43 seconds into the future."

In play betting. Could make you a penny or two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ability to travel precisely 43 seconds into the future."

Unless you could travel back to, in which case there's a hell of a lot of money to be made in the gambling arena!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telekinesis that only works on custard.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Liking Marmite, but only in the absence of bread or twiglets.

"Being able to read minds..... But only your own.

Not useless at all - the world would be a much happier place if we could all do this... I'm still learning.

.. ohmmm!!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Telekinesis that only works on custard."

I could have so much fun with this..!!

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Having a willy that wakes up on demand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taste the rainbow

It would be like being a unicorn .... I’ll take this one

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Being able to talk to Earwigs and Woodlice

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Being able to talk to Earwigs and Woodlice

Can they talk back as well, or is it only a one way thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're all sleepy on the sofa at night, being able to just magic yourself into bed in pyjamas, teeth cleaned and had a wee without the effort of actually moving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure mine was useless

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By *oulja_01000Man
over a year ago

North East

Shooting blanks man!!!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Telekinesis that only works on custard."

This one was actually used in an episode of "Misfits" - although I think it was generalised to work on all milk based food products...

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"When you're all sleepy on the sofa at night, being able to just magic yourself into bed in pyjamas, teeth cleaned and had a wee without the effort of actually moving. "

One of the most useful super powers I've ever heard of!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

X-ray vision when I am sleeping only

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"X-ray vision when I am sleeping only"

You must keep waking up, every time you fall asleep you'd be able to see through your eyelids

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

The ability to never receive a paper cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the USA

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"the USA"

^^ This is FUCKING ACE... you win the internet!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"the USA

^^ This is FUCKING ACE... you win the internet!

How boring with no imagination

Have the ability to talk the knickers off any lady, but only when she's in a hot tub already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a world leading scientist. I turn oxygen into carbon dioxide

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I can turn a curry into methane.

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Turning wine into water

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Can breathe underwater, but only underwater

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

To be able to open curtains but only when within touching distance

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

Night vision but only between 11am and 1pm.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

The ability to turn anything I touch into skittles

Touch the rainbow

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

The ability to see fish.

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

The ability to see through curtains but only on a Sunday

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

The supernatural ability to turn the tv on and off without a remote control... But only by getting up from the sofa, walking across and touching the telly...

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

To become invisible but only when the temperature around you is below freezing.

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

To have a pheremonal surge that would make you irresistible for an hour each week. Always at 4am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superpower so I could sleep more than 5 hrs and feel refreshed

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Endless cash at my fingertips every time I put my hand in my pocket..... In the currency of Bolivia

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The ability to speak fluent Japanese, but only to parrots.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

The ability to do the most amazing watercolours but only underwater

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"The ability to travel precisely 43 seconds into the future."

not totally useless

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The ability to charm postmen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being tied to the bed and then find I can make myself invisible

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Opening doors for people

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Can see through others' clothes but only coats, when above 25 Celsius

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Seeing in the dark in a place where there is 24 hour daylight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeing in the dark in a place where there is 24 hour daylight "

Being able to converse in ancient langurs fluently but only to people who speak them as a main language.

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

To squeeze lemons using the power of your mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a multi-orgasmic virgin.

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