It's been in me ear

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

It's been in me nose

It's been in me ear

It's dripped down me throat

It's never been clear

It's swollen me tongue

And razored me pipes

It's yellowed me tonsils

I'v run out of wipes

I've O.D'd on Linctus

I've even d*unk juice

I've coughed till i've pissed

And my face has turned puce!

I've farted and sneezed

And gasped and can't talk

Today it's just sniffles

I'm going out for a walk ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just home from a nice walk

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Pure lyrical genius. *applauds*

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Pure lyrical genius. *applauds*"

I thank you

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