FabSwingers.com forum: Lies you tell frequently...........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Lying is essential. Just trust me , let's not dwell on it.

Here , there any old where YOU need to bend those 'facts' to survive.

Here goes............

1. The pastry was perfect thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fanny is so tight thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That dress really suits you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheques in the post

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By *apasmurfkingMan
over a year ago

Costa Del Littlehampton

No your arse doesn't look big in that

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By *ayden_82Man
over a year ago

corby

...Yes I’m seeing a girl...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Of course I have sent so and so’s birthday card, it must have got lost in the post”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got any condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a salesman its my job to massage truths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only speaking to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

That's a lot of deep voiced singers

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By *appy chap!!Man
over a year ago

harlow

Oh go on.i promise I wont cum in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I dont mind helping.

I loved banging the lady....and oh yeah that bloke aka the husband, he was a decent guy.

I'm not prejudiced but....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/01/20 12:35:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Can I have Jonas Kaufmann, he looks hunky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn’t me there’s no video evidence so I’m innocent until proven otherwise I went to catholic school after all so proof there I’m tellin the truth and I’m a good lass x

lol x Kay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you, I'm not hungry

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Makes me laugh when a large proportion of people say they never lie.

Everyone does to a certain extent.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Yes I measured it from the base I promise.

(The base of my gooch that is)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm going to start eating better tomorrow.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

You are really the best at blow jobs ever (and I am sure the bits you chewed off will grow back)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lying is essential. Just trust me , let's not dwell on it.

Here , there any old where YOU need to bend those 'facts' to survive.

Here goes............

1. The pastry was perfect thank you.

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you were the best honest

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Can I have Jonas Kaufmann, he looks hunky"

It's me you daft duck. I'll sing to all of you .... Still a tenor for each of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be more worried about lies to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lying is essential. Just trust me , let's not dwell on it.

Here , there any old where YOU need to bend those 'facts' to survive.

Here goes............

1. The pastry was perfect thank you.

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your bum looks great in that

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Makes me laugh when a large proportion of people say they never lie.

Everyone does to a certain extent."

Do you mean that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of course i heard what you said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was the best blow job ever

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Santa underpants are sexy

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Thank you, we had a lovely evening.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Oooooooo that was the best ever

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I'm not looking to meet anyone..

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

The most often told one here...

I'm going away with the Birds for the weekend.

Ok not quite a lie, but not the whole truth either

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Yes she is in. I saw her before. She wen't toward the office

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I couldn’t possibly manage another bite.

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

I'm cumming..(insert fake orgasm)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

‘This coffee is delicious’

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The only lie I tell is to get my kid to eat food

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum

Im not looking for a relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Pavarotti?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I'm cumming..(insert fake orgasm)

eughhh mwahhhhh eeeeeee oooooooowaaaaaaaa fk fk fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkk ghhhhhhhhh bleruuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmm aaaaa shsssssghttttttt haaaaaaaaaaaa

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Pavarotti?"

No. It's me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m at a training course

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm cumming..(insert fake orgasm)

eughhh mwahhhhh eeeeeee oooooooowaaaaaaaa fk fk fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkk ghhhhhhhhh bleruuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmm aaaaa shsssssghttttttt haaaaaaaaaaaa "

Will you phone me and do that so I can have a phone wank?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I won’t cum in yr mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m fine

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I'm cumming..(insert fake orgasm)

eughhh mwahhhhh eeeeeee oooooooowaaaaaaaa fk fk fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkk ghhhhhhhhh bleruuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmm aaaaa shsssssghttttttt haaaaaaaaaaaa

Will you phone me and do that so I can have a phone wank? "

Yes of course........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The diet starts tomorrow

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I’m at a training course "

Jesus.......... I feel ashamed.

I was just wonderin' what course takes place on new years day....

Gullible Gran or what

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yes, you really do look like your profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m at a training course

Jesus.......... I feel ashamed.

I was just wonderin' what course takes place on new years day....

Gullible Gran or what "

Gullible is no longer in the English Dictionary

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Ofcourse I’m ok

I’m fine thank you

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

wirral

I am celibate.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm only here for the forum

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Yes your pics are so tasteful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an ear hair combover

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have a headache

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

No. I have NOT farted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the rats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're the best I've ever had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey the farms must be muck spreading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a mythomaniac

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Oh ..... bath additive .... there's novel and welcome..... thank you x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

They're not new,.I've had them ages

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By *niceguyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Yes the meal was great, thank you!

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

Nice pics hunni...

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Have you lost weight... knowing full well that they have gained

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Don't be silly, everyone likes you

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Pavarotti?

No. It's me."

You're Pavarotti!?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Pavarotti?

No. It's me.

You're Pavarotti!?

Yeah ...... ( twirl )

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm just off to church

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Haha, just kidding!

Yeah, I'm not laughing and nor am I kidding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To my son explaining my absences - I'm out having a girly night. Which means I'm out riding Beasts face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lying is essential. Just trust me , let's not dwell on it.

Here , there any old where YOU need to bend those 'facts' to survive.

Here goes............

1. The pastry was perfect thank you.

I’ve not fucked your mum Or your sister

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m a 27 year old virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Niki....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm shy"

I know your not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm shy

I know your not

"
she is shes two shy of a full coconut

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Of course I will be gentle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lying is essential. Just trust me , let's not dwell on it.

Here , there any old where YOU need to bend those 'facts' to survive.

Here goes............

1. The pastry was perfect thank you.

Yeah I totally love your heavily filtered pictures with stickers on them, now tell me how you like honesty.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm shy

I know your not

she is shes two shy of a full coconut

I shouldn't be laughing, but I am

Cheek of it eh

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm shy

I know your not

Are you fibbing or not

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm a rubbish shag.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"That I’m a 27 year old virgin

Virgin in what...that's the thing

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm a rubbish shag."

Say it's not so

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By *he Original SpartanMan
over a year ago

Daventry

No of course I won’t cum in your mouth!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm a rubbish shag.

Say it's not so

I'm the best you've never had yet!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Of course it would be nice if they came to dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm shy

I know your not

she is shes two shy of a full coconut

I shouldn't be laughing, but I am

Cheek of it eh

"
and lovely cheeks they are too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’m a 27 year old virgin

"
omg

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

“You cannot have my penis”

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By *he Original SpartanMan
over a year ago

Daventry

“Just taking the dog for a walk in the woods”....

“We haven't got a dog?”

“I’ll be in the woods!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im ok thank you.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Lying is essential. Just trust me , let's not dwell on it.

Here , there any old where YOU need to bend those 'facts' to survive.

Here goes............

1. The pastry was perfect thank you.

your bum looks great in that

Thank you.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Yes I'll pull out

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That kiss was pucker

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I gushed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You always look good with... Me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm a rubbish shag.

Say it's not so

I'm the best you've never had yet!

This can never happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm rich beyond your wilest dreams

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm a rubbish shag.

Say it's not so

I'm the best you've never had yet!

This can never happen

I'm staying celibate.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'm leaving now when I'm still in my PJs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a period

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm a rubbish shag.

Say it's not so

I'm the best you've never had yet!

This can never happen

I'm staying celibate."

Good..no sex for you at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no sex please I'm British

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no sex please I'm British

never heard that one before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes I'd love to help..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no sex please I'm British

never heard that one before "
no youre thinking of no drink please I'm British

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's never happened to me before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh it’s huge.

The biggest I’ve ever tried.

Wow. That was amazing.

Shall we meet again?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm always on my best behaviour

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Carreras, Domingo or Pavarotti?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"i have a period

I have a very good feeling

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Carreras, Domingo or Pavarotti?

Just me ..... in front of you all like a sell out concert.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Refund please.... no i have never worn it.

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By *ornychickxxxWoman
over a year ago

north east

I’m told a lot of lies

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Your fanny is so tight thank you "

Dammit, I thought you meant it

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I have not been eating fruit cake

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Carreras, Domingo or Pavarotti?

Messy doormats xx

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

It's ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG I'm cumin...

Sure I'll defo be seeing you again...

Sorry I'm busy...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

The fruit cake I haven't been eating has not made me fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick pussy for hours, all I want to do is give you pleasure

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Christ....... you didnt' waste any time in proving me right ..

Get it to 175 and theirs a tenor in it for each and every one of you

Carreras, Domingo or Pavarotti?

Just me ..... in front of you all like a sell out concert."

I'd get a ticket for that.

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