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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Popping into a public bog today for a pee, a guy in a cubicle was going

"[Pphhwaaarrtt] ohhh, [tthhwerrtt] uhnmmm, [sssswwwwirrrttt] ahhh.....etc"

Should I have asked if he was ok?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say, stop making noises with your mouth pal as it’s putting me off my log.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Why did you need to share this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why did you need to share this? "

Concern for my fellow toilet users..

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

No-one, normal, ever sits in a toilet cubicle saying 'square bracket pphhwaaarrtt square bracket ohhh comma square bracket tthhwerrtt square bracket uhnmmm comma square bracket sssswwwwirrrttt square bracket ahhh.....et cetera'.

You're just making this stuff up to attract attention to your rudimentary profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. You should have just hugged him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just slowly walk out of there.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Men don’t talk in toilets! Well, perhaps the Brighton ones but still.....I don’t approve of unnecessariness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You're just making this stuff up to attract attention to your rudimentary profile."

Go have a drink.

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By *thwiltsmMan
over a year ago

salisbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No-one, normal, ever sits in a toilet cubicle saying 'square bracket pphhwaaarrtt square bracket ohhh comma square bracket tthhwerrtt square bracket uhnmmm comma square bracket sssswwwwirrrttt square bracket ahhh.....et cetera'.

You're just making this stuff up to attract attention to your rudimentary profile."

Well it worked, I’m currently fucking myself with a cucumber while looking at his profile

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I was in a cubicle once in the public loos at Liverpool Street station and heard the guy next door start crying and then shouting WHY ME, then kicking out at the door by the sound of it.

Put me right off my stride I can tell you "

Maybe he had a shit with the lid down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love when people do this

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"No-one, normal, ever sits in a toilet cubicle saying 'square bracket pphhwaaarrtt square bracket ohhh comma square bracket tthhwerrtt square bracket uhnmmm comma square bracket sssswwwwirrrttt square bracket ahhh.....et cetera'.

You're just making this stuff up to attract attention to your rudimentary profile.

Well it worked, I’m currently fucking myself with a cucumber while looking at his profile "

That’s why I don’t ever ever get meets! Fucking cucumbers and fucking bananas and fucking courgettes. Mind you, I gave Mrs Marrow a wide berth. As indeed, did she no doubt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Well it worked, I’m currently fucking myself with a cucumber while looking at his profile "

Mmmmm x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Men don’t talk in toilets! Well, perhaps the Brighton ones but still.....I don’t approve of unnecessariness. "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"

Well it worked, I’m currently fucking myself with a cucumber while looking at his profile

Mmmmm x"

You should see what she can do with a limp lettuce leaf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Well it worked, I’m currently fucking myself with a cucumber while looking at his profile

Mmmmm x

You should see what she can do with a limp lettuce leaf "

Oh yes whilst sitting on my face calling me a hopeless fucker. Double mmmmmmm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well it worked, I’m currently fucking myself with a cucumber while looking at his profile

Mmmmm x

You should see what she can do with a limp lettuce leaf "

What can be done with a limp lettuce leaf? I’ve got to know! L x

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"No. You should have just hugged him "

Afterwards tho

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Because of my schoolboy sense of humour I'm always struggling not to burst into fits of laughter when I hear someone making strange noises in a public toilet, especially when it's a load of farting and groaning high fibre diet sounds

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I have a problem with the toilets at work. They have a sign that says "Please leave these toilets in the condition you would hope to find them". I spend a lot of my time re-tiling them.

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