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Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.
1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit 
2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.
3/smiles - happy people are attractive people 
4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.
5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm
6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.
7/taller women - men like long legs
8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one 
9/big boobs -
10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo. | |||
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"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing "Haha...they lie if they say that...Men lie to please women and get them into bed...fact | |||
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"Hmm i can tick a few boxes but im a 5ft blonde lol " See you next week lol xx | |||
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"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing "I bring a face cloth to all meets | |||
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"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing "A bloke would be the stupidest of stupid buggers to suggest a lady had over indulged in the no7  | |||
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"The menu in casa de _naswingdress comes with two options. Take it, or leave it. " Imma take it and I'm particularly hungry  | |||
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"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing
Haha...they lie if they say that...Men lie to please women and get them into bed...fact"Too much makeup is like Instagram extra. What they seem to think is natural... Isn't. | |||
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"The menu in casa de _naswingdress comes with two options. Take it, or leave it. " How do you let her know you want the ‘take it’ option? Lol x | |||
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"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing
A bloke would be the stupidest of stupid buggers to suggest a lady had over indulged in the no7 "Many stupid buggers exist  | |||
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"I just want her or nothing at all and nothing else im coded to her now shes changed my nature" Wow  | |||
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"I just want her or nothing at all and nothing else im coded to her now shes changed my nature" That's pretty awesome bro, I'm happy for you and Sally. I've noticed the last few days you have been more gentleman like too, kudos for that as well | |||
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"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan? " I love you | |||
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"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan? " Nah, too deep a voice | |||
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"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan? Nah, too deep a voice "An orangutan and a helium balloon? | |||
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"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan? Nah, too deep a voice
An orangutan and a helium balloon? "Would that count as a threesome? | |||
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"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan? Nah, too deep a voice
An orangutan and a helium balloon? " | |||
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"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy
Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.
1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit
2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.
3/smiles - happy people are attractive people
4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.
5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm
6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.
7/taller women - men like long legs
8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one
9/big boobs -
10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."Even petite women can have long legs. Well mine are much longer than any petite clothing leg lengths. And the big boobs (which I don't have) doesn't specify of real or fake makes a difference but I suspect it would. I've had shiny hair most of my life and if that's a sign of good fertility then I beg to differ! I don't want to go into why though. | |||
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"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy
Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.
1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit
2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.
3/smiles - happy people are attractive people
4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.
5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm
6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.
7/taller women - men like long legs
8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one
9/big boobs -
10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo.
Even petite women can have long legs. Well mine are much longer than any petite clothing leg lengths.
And the big boobs (which I don't have) doesn't specify of real or fake makes a difference but I suspect it would.
I've had shiny hair most of my life and if that's a sign of good fertility then I beg to differ! I don't want to go into why though.
"Tinternet is often wrong, personally I dont agree with most of the points as every single womam is differnt and with it has her own attractive qualities. Give me a nice smile and come to bed eyes and dam near everything else is a bonus | |||
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"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy
Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.
1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit
2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.
3/smiles - happy people are attractive people
4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.
5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm
6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.
7/taller women - men like long legs
8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one
9/big boobs -
10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."I have a high singing voice Don't smell shit when I sing though | |||
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"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy
Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.
1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit
2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.
3/smiles - happy people are attractive people
4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.
5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm
6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.
7/taller women - men like long legs
8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one
9/big boobs -
10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo.
I have a high singing voice
Don't smell shit when I sing though "You must be tall then lol that's 2 out of 10 at least | |||
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"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy
Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.
1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit
2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.
3/smiles - happy people are attractive people
4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.
5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm
6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.
7/taller women - men like long legs
8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one
9/big boobs -
10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo.
I have a high singing voice
Don't smell shit when I sing though "Don't have long hair but it's dark brown naturally I always wear a smile | |||
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"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan? " That would explain all the single men looking at my profile. | |||
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"Short ass here signing in for duty.. I don't tick many of the above boxes so I'll close the door on the way out. "I've left a key under a rock outside my door, bell me when you get here short arse | |||
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"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy
Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.
1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit
2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.
3/smiles - happy people are attractive people
4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.
5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm
6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.
7/taller women - men like long legs
8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one
9/big boobs -
10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."1) failed that one 2) nearly at my waist 3) always smiling - that’s what gets the most compliments
4) tick
5) oh just ordered a lovely red set from lovehoney
6) redhead?
7) 5’5” but short legs 
8) short arms but I can still reach the parts that count
9) tick
10) tick
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"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy
Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.
1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit
2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.
3/smiles - happy people are attractive people
4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.
5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm
6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.
7/taller women - men like long legs
8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one
9/big boobs -
10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."They like slim broads Ones with kinky mind n boots Filth fuckers in bed Swearing... Fuck I am going to cum... Fuck fuck fuck
Hair.. Some like a Bush others like no teeth cleaning tools
A constant drip... Or wetter the better...
Intelligence to wear no clothes or dress to impress
Boobs bum and pussy hanging | |||
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"Bacon butty, with brown sauce. "Brown sauce? Eugh, the devil's own! | |||
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"Bacon butty, with brown sauce.
Brown sauce? Eugh, the devil's own!"Got to be red and brown sauce on bacon butties... Always!!!
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Haha...they lie if they say that...Men lie to please women and get them into bed...fact"Flatter is a far kinder word... | |||
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"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy
Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.
1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit
2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.
3/smiles - happy people are attractive people
4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.
5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm
6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.
7/taller women - men like long legs
8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one
9/big boobs -
10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."1. himself likes the sound of my voice so i guess thats a good sign. and hed want to really because i talk. A LOT 2. Its ok. bit frazzled at the min from bleach 3. I do smile a lot but most of the time its a rage smile 4. I couldnt give a fiddlers if you like natural. I didnt spend all that money on makeup to have it looking pretty on my makeup table 5. himself says red suits me so im down with that 6. i had dark hair. now im going blonde. Ill have as much fun as i like 7. im 5 ft 1. perfect height for kicking u in the balls if you really piss me off 8. im short. so have short arms. im not going to be swinging from the ceilings any time soon 9. i have very small ones. but i was blessed (i think) in the rear area. nothing surgery cant fix. 10. I look after myself unless ive been up all night with a sick child and then i couldnt give a shit. | |||
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"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy
Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.
1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit
2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.
3/smiles - happy people are attractive people
4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.
5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm
6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.
7/taller women - men like long legs
8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one
9/big boobs -
10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."1. No 2. Yes 3. Yes 4. No medium make up. 5. No. 6. Yes 7. Yes. 8. No 9. No 10. Yes. 11. I'm gay | |||
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6/darker hair - see no 2
7/taller women - I like legs, long or short
8/long arms - arms are good, 2 of them preferably
9/big boobs - big, little, all good
10/good grooming and posture - someone who takes pride in their appearance yes, posture, can't say I pay a lot of attention | |||
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"Does this mean that as a fairly tall brunette with long hair and big boobs that I'm basically every man's dream? Good to know, thanks OP!"We didn't get to speak, but I saw you at the MLS (sorry that sounds creepy!). Yes. Yes you are. Cow (I don't mean that) | |||
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"Does this mean that as a fairly tall brunette with long hair and big boobs that I'm basically every man's dream? Good to know, thanks OP!
We didn't get to speak, but I saw you at the MLS (sorry that sounds creepy!). Yes. Yes you are. Cow (I don't mean that) "It doesn't sound creepy, I spotted you and your dress too . Hahaha thank you  . You're sweet. I'm not that deluded though . | |||
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"Ray I'd be happy if she had a 22ft fishing boat and could fish " I can fish, just not got a boat | |||
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"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan? Nah, too deep a voice
An orangutan and a helium balloon? "Is that a French art film? L'orang utan et la ballon «hélium» | |||
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"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan? Nah, too deep a voice
An orangutan and a helium balloon?
Is that a French art film?
L'orang utan et la ballon «hélium»"Now you mention it, it does sound familiar... maybe I *did* check that vieo out from the art school library many years ago... | |||
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"Ray I'd be happy if she had a 22ft fishing boat and could fish " What he said especially if it’s the new beneteau Baraccuda ,she ain’t got to be able to fish just drive the thing ,serve drinks and look good on shorts | |||
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"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan? Nah, too deep a voice
An orangutan and a helium balloon?
Is that a French art film?
L'orang utan et la ballon «hélium»
Now you mention it, it does sound familiar... maybe I *did* check that vieo out from the art school library many years ago..."I love this post. Videos, libraries, schools of art..... do any of those things exist anymore? | |||
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"for FUCKS sake ....... ! I don't pass any of those. I used to have long strong hair. I used to have all my own teeth. I speak like a bassoon. I have legs and feet like a fucking hobbit ! I'll never get fucked !"
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"for FUCKS sake ....... ! I don't pass any of those. I used to have long strong hair. I used to have all my own teeth. I speak like a bassoon. I have legs and feet like a fucking hobbit ! I'll never get fucked !
Have I told you lately that I love you granny!?"Not another fucking ear worm | |||
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"Happy looking...natural... Red... Long arms and legs... Guys want an orangutan? Nah, too deep a voice
An orangutan and a helium balloon?
Is that a French art film?
L'orang utan et la ballon «hélium»
Now you mention it, it does sound familiar... maybe I *did* check that vieo out from the art school library many years ago...
I love this post. Videos, libraries, schools of art..... do any of those things exist anymore? "Probably not now, admittedly. But 20 years ago it was a different story. | |||
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"for FUCKS sake ....... ! I don't pass any of those. I used to have long strong hair. I used to have all my own teeth. I speak like a bassoon. I have legs and feet like a fucking hobbit ! I'll never get fucked !
Have I told you lately that I love you granny!?
Not another fucking ear worm"Hahahaha. Oops again! Don’t worry I’m off to bed soon! So long, farewell, aufwiedersehen, goodnight | |||
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"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy
Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.
1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit
2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.
3/smiles - happy people are attractive people
4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.
5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm
6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.
7/taller women - men like long legs
8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one
9/big boobs -
10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."Not wearing red but I do have a thing for red hair, and brunettes...yet I don't find blondes any less attractive! I do prefer women that wear less make-up I don't have a preference for the length of a woman's legs as long as they can wrap around my neck! And a happy fun woman is a lot more attractive than a miserable moody one! | |||
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"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing can if you take them swimming"thats what setting spray was invented for | |||
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"Guys usually can't tell how much makeup we're wearing can if you take them swimming
thats what setting spray was invented for "Aha yes! Setting spray is pretty much a gift from the gods | |||
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"1/ voice - As long as you don't sound like Brian Blessed or Joe Pasquale all is good 2/healthy hair - hair is good, no hair also looks good on some 3/smiles - yes, no one likes a miserable fucker 4/less makeup - generally yes but not always 5/wearing red - who cares, it's going on the bedroom floor
6/darker hair - see no 2
7/taller women - I like legs, long or short
8/long arms - arms are good, 2 of them preferably
9/big boobs - big, little, all good
10/good grooming and posture - someone who takes pride in their appearance yes, posture, can't say I pay a lot of attention "YAY! Best answer on the thread as it’s reassuring to know anyone can fit the list but actually doesn’t matter if you don’t
(Says the 5ft4 dark haired, occasional makeup wearing woman!) I do smile a lot though
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"for FUCKS sake ....... ! I don't pass any of those. I used to have long strong hair. I used to have all my own teeth. I speak like a bassoon. I have legs and feet like a fucking hobbit ! I'll never get fucked !
Have I told you lately that I love you granny!?
Not another fucking ear worm
Hahahaha. Oops again! Don’t worry I’m off to bed soon!
So long, farewell, aufwiedersehen, goodnight "Oh FFS. I don’t want that in my brain all day. What a way to wake up? | |||
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"Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy
Seriously though, off the back of the What Women Really Want thread I found 10 physical features that supposedly men cant resist. Let's see how many you agree with.
1/A high voice - supposedly a high voice signifies youthfulness and a small feminine body. Right away I smell shit
2/healthy hair - shiny, full and long hair is a sign of good health and fertility.
3/smiles - happy people are attractive people
4/less makeup - guys prefer the more natural you.
5/wearing red - supposedly a woman wearing red is more attractive than she would be in other colours. Hmmm
6/darker hair - apparently gentlemen do not prefer blondes.
7/taller women - men like long legs
8/long arms - ?fuck knows on this one
9/big boobs -
10/good grooming and posture - smells good and moves more like Esmeralda than Quasimodo."gorgeous smile and personality top of my list | |||
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"I'm little and dumpy with terrible legs and my voice is pretty husky. I've long hair and huge tits though "I suspect from your forum posts that you have a smile that reaches your eyes, that will do for me. | |||
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+ one for confidence , and you know what I don’t give a dam what others think . If they don’t like then close the door behind you | |||
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"Why do women wear so much make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad "Because they are insecure | |||
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"I hate listening to men talk about how they prefer women who wear less makeup. I wear makeup most days and people don't think I'm wearing much, but the effort that can go into looking natural can be huge and just as much as women who wear loads. I honestly think most men really are clueless when it comes to makeup, skincare and hair so I wish they'd keep their opinions to themselves. I hear men bitching about makeup constantly. If these men were given the choice between the woman they describe who wears no makeup at all and is fresh out of bed, completely as her mama made her and then one who has made a 'natural' effort I know which one they'd go for. I loathe these kind of lists anyway, they are full of shite. "I wholeheartedly agree with this one it’s bollocks | |||
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"I hate listening to men talk about how they prefer women who wear less makeup. I wear makeup most days and people don't think I'm wearing much, but the effort that can go into looking natural can be huge and just as much as women who wear loads. I honestly think most men really are clueless when it comes to makeup, skincare and hair so I wish they'd keep their opinions to themselves. I hear men bitching about makeup constantly. If these men were given the choice between the woman they describe who wears no makeup at all and is fresh out of bed, completely as her mama made her and then one who has made a 'natural' effort I know which one they'd go for. I loathe these kind of lists anyway, they are full of shite.
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"I hate listening to men talk about how they prefer women who wear less makeup. I wear makeup most days and people don't think I'm wearing much, but the effort that can go into looking natural can be huge and just as much as women who wear loads. I honestly think most men really are clueless when it comes to makeup, skincare and hair so I wish they'd keep their opinions to themselves. I hear men bitching about makeup constantly. If these men were given the choice between the woman they describe who wears no makeup at all and is fresh out of bed, completely as her mama made her and then one who has made a 'natural' effort I know which one they'd go for. I loathe these kind of lists anyway, they are full of shite. "It's a bollox list that only reflects the opinions of the limited amount of people who were asked to give theirs. A woman can wear as little or as much makeup as she likes, any guy that has a problem with how much she wears can look elsewhere then | |||
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"Why do women wear so much make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad "Why so rude and Derogatory to all the women on fab | |||
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"Why do women wear so much make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad
Why so rude and Derogatory to all the women on fab "I think it was meant in jest | |||
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"Research into what guys like/look for is huge business, ongoing and totally fascinating to be honest! 100,000s are asked randomly asked what they like, date vs marry etc and the same for ladies (which is even bigger business) So before everyone thinks it's total garbage just bear this in mind! Though where the OP got his data might be more questionable the answers to these huge survey/research is actually all there for the interested even if the answers aren't what you personally want to hear! " I think most of these lists are meaningless when you actually like someone. Is them not wearing red or being a blonde really going to make you change your mind when feelings are involved? It's utter crap in my eyes. I'm not dismissing what you are saying by the way! I just personally don't understand why it's so fascinating. | |||
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"Research into what guys like/look for is huge business, ongoing and totally fascinating to be honest! 100,000s are asked randomly asked what they like, date vs marry etc and the same for ladies (which is even bigger business) So before everyone thinks it's total garbage just bear this in mind! Though where the OP got his data might be more questionable the answers to these huge survey/research is actually all there for the interested even if the answers aren't what you personally want to hear! I think most of these lists are meaningless when you actually like someone. Is them not wearing red or being a blonde really going to make you change your mind when feelings are involved? It's utter crap in my eyes. I'm not dismissing what you are saying by the way! I just personally don't understand why it's so fascinating. " I just find human behaviour fascinating and huge scale anthropological type research interests me (even though it's all done for marketing purposes lol) | |||
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"I just want her or nothing at all and nothing else im coded to her now shes changed my nature That's pretty awesome bro, I'm happy for you and Sally. I've noticed the last few days you have been more gentleman like too, kudos for that as well "dude the dream is over but the truth remains the truth | |||
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"8/10 sometimes 9. Clearly this is science people and spot on (nowt to do with my score)." Lol I'd the same if I had a high score | |||
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"4/10 Thank goodness I'm on Fab where the only thing that matters is that I'm female
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"I hate listening to men talk about how they prefer women who wear less makeup. I wear makeup most days and people don't think I'm wearing much, but the effort that can go into looking natural can be huge and just as much as women who wear loads. I honestly think most men really are clueless when it comes to makeup, skincare and hair so I wish they'd keep their opinions to themselves. I hear men bitching about makeup constantly. If these men were given the choice between the woman they describe who wears no makeup at all and is fresh out of bed, completely as her mama made her and then one who has made a 'natural' effort I know which one they'd go for. I loathe these kind of lists anyway, they are full of shite. "I wear makeup because I like it. You do you. | |||
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"I'm definitely not tall, with short arms and tiny hands. Ah well, you can't have everything! :')" Perfect. A girl with small hands will make me look bigger. | |||
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