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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Invent a new Sex Toy :-

for men /women /couples.....

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Ok, i'm thinking His and Her Soap shaped a in the form of cocks and pussy holes ,lol... not sure what colour ,smell or packaging /brand name Logo ,etc ...any ideas ?..your suggestions most welcome,it would make a nice gift ,and could make us a fortune here on FAB...

Mebbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, i'm thinking His and Her Soap shaped a in the form of cocks and pussy holes ,lol... not sure what colour ,smell or packaging /brand name Logo ,etc ...any ideas ?..your suggestions most welcome,it would make a nice gift ,and could make us a fortune here on FAB...

Mebbies

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Pretty sure that's been done.

Plus limited life span - the more you use it the more it wears out - and would soon lose it's original shape. Would no doubt end up looking a tad flaccid rather than hard (the cock) and increasingly wider by the day (the pussy!) - but that could reflect real life for some I guess!!

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Ok, i'm thinking His and Her Soap shaped a in the form of cocks and pussy holes ,lol... not sure what colour ,smell or packaging /brand name Logo ,etc ...any ideas ?..your suggestions most welcome,it would make a nice gift ,and could make us a fortune here on FAB...

Mebbies

Pretty sure that's been done.

Plus limited life span - the more you use it the more it wears out - and would soon lose it's original shape. Would no doubt end up looking a tad flaccid rather than hard (the cock) and increasingly wider by the day (the pussy!) - but that could reflect real life for some I guess!! "

Thats called ,repeat purchase , you dont make things to last if you want to sell lots and lots , but i take your point , perhaps the price could reflect the novelty of the first few use's and thehn peeps would buy again to repeat the initial pleasure ,and also it's duel purpose ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A soap cock is a good idea but as stated above, once it started wearing down it would like a poor relation... so... how about the same thing but hollow in the middle and filled with foam so that when it wears down it 'erupts' and that's the end of it, so to speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invent a new Sex Toy :-

for men /women /couples..... "

Sheeeeeezzzzz Ade……Bloom'in typical....

Yeah-yeah-yeah lets invent new toys for the boys and the girls and the couples……

But lets leave those weirdo trannie's without a new source of titillation ….!.

pffft,,,, I feel so abandoned ….!. your such a meanie Ade,,,,, such a meanie !!!!!!!

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"A soap cock is a good idea but as stated above, once it started wearing down it would like a poor relation... so... how about the same thing but hollow in the middle and filled with foam so that when it wears down it 'erupts' and that's the end of it, so to speak. "

Hmmm, nice to hear you thinking positive for a change , perhaps this team bonding on a solution might just bring us together .......... Business is Business , after all...

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Invent a new Sex Toy :-

for men /women /couples.....

Sheeeeeezzzzz Ade……Bloom'in typical....

Yeah-yeah-yeah lets invent new toys for the boys and the girls and the couples……

But lets leave those weirdo trannie's without a new source of titillation ….!.

pffft,,,, I feel so abandoned ….!. your such a meanie Ade,,,,, such a meanie !!!!!!!

"

LOL, you lot can be our Sales Team ... go and make the promotion Video .....b and Hurry Up for Fcuk Sake ... moan moan moan ..

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

SO .. We need Two Team Leaders ,anyone got the balls to put their names forward ok you dont have to have balls Your going to Need a Team Name , you can pick anyone you like for your team members (if they are Up for it ) , remember one of the losing team ,will hear the words ........

...."YOUR FIRED "

So Sex Toy designers step forward ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need more sex toys for men. Women have a multi-billion pound industry built around a tiny little thing most men can't find, and what do we get? A blow up doll!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invent a new Sex Toy :-

for men /women /couples.....

Sheeeeeezzzzz Ade……Bloom'in typical....

Yeah-yeah-yeah lets invent new toys for the boys and the girls and the couples……

But lets leave those weirdo trannie's without a new source of titillation ….!.

pffft,,,, I feel so abandoned ….!. your such a meanie Ade,,,,, such a meanie !!!!!!!

LOL, you lot can be our Sales Team ... go and make the promotion Video .....b and Hurry Up for Fcuk Sake ... moan moan moan ..

"

Tuh,,,,,, sales team..!... you want me me in your sales team...... no-way.....your hav'in a laff ain't ya !!!!

erm..... I'll take the position of chief test pilot or you can spin on it chummy-bummy-boi !!!!! .......

pffft sales-team, frick'in sales team..!..!..!

Pah, I bet there's not even a snazzy uniform with that job either..... sheeeeezzzz

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

OKAY we have a couple of suckers ..OOps i mean Team Leaders .... WISHY vs SOXY

well done girls ..( )

What are you thinking of calling your Teams......?

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

Product idea - space hopper with a dildo attached

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Product idea - space hopper with a dildo attached "

Hmm, and who's team would you like to be on ?

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

Well, I was thinking of incorporating a built-in mini-bar and big TV, so Soxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OKAY we have a couple of suckers ..OOps i mean Team Leaders .... WISHY vs SOXY

well done girls ..( )

What are you thinking of calling your Teams......? "

But Ade on reflection I don't think I could be part of your team after-all,,,,,,,,,,

The only leader you’ll ever find me involved with, is either having a cute flufy pink one padlocked round my neck or having a hard leather one cracked across my arse cheeks with a frequency derived from fearsome anticipation ……

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Well, I was thinking of incorporating a built-in mini-bar and big TV, so Soxy "

Wow 9 mins , that must be a record , everyone waiting for SOXY to make an entrance ...what a Diva .... lol, so The Tension is building ....

Ok we need a Team member for WHISY next ,pref some one with ideas ..lol...

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"OKAY we have a couple of suckers ..OOps i mean Team Leaders .... WISHY vs SOXY

well done girls ..( )

What are you thinking of calling your Teams......?

But Ade on reflection I don't think I could be part of your team after-all,,,,,,,,,,

The only leader you’ll ever find me involved with, is either having a cute flufy pink one padlocked round my neck or having a hard leather one cracked across my arse cheeks with a frequency derived from fearsome anticipation …… "

SOXY ................YOUR FIRED !!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"A soap cock is a good idea........"

Yeah, a sex toy which gives you thrush, that will be a novelty.

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"A soap cock is a good idea........

Yeah, a sex toy which gives you thrush, that will be a novelty."

Perhaps you could cum Up with something..

Wishy washy 's Waiting ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OKAY we have a couple of suckers ..OOps i mean Team Leaders .... WISHY vs SOXY

well done girls ..( )

What are you thinking of calling your Teams......?

But Ade on reflection I don't think I could be part of your team after-all,,,,,,,,,,

The only leader you’ll ever find me involved with, is either having a cute flufy pink one padlocked round my neck or having a hard leather one cracked across my arse cheeks with a frequency derived from fearsome anticipation ……

SOXY ................YOUR FIRED !!

"

Although I fully appreciate the wonderful support given by the gorgeous Foresters…….

Ade …..my good man….. in the name of cock smothering arse mustard………you can’t fire me….. I have withdrawn…..try and keep-up fella… sheeeeezzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A soap cock is a good idea........

Yeah, a sex toy which gives you thrush, that will be a novelty."

I was just going to say that

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Foresters....if your still around , you can be the new Team Leader ...are you UP for it ?......

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"A soap cock is a good idea........

Yeah, a sex toy which gives you thrush, that will be a novelty.

Perhaps you could cum Up with something..

Wishy washy 's Waiting ... "

I could come up with many things... but I fear that you Lord Saccharin could not afford to hire me... not even on my discount Tuesday hourly rates for OAP's.

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"A soap cock is a good idea........

Yeah, a sex toy which gives you thrush, that will be a novelty.

Perhaps you could cum Up with something..

Wishy washy 's Waiting ...

I could come up with many things... but I fear that you Lord Saccharin could not afford to hire me... not even on my discount Tuesday hourly rates for OAP's."

Ha Ha ... well perhaps you could humour us by being one of the Judges ....

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest


"Foresters....if your still around , you can be the new Team Leader ...are you UP for it ?...... "

Well, I've never really watched The Apprentice, so I don't think I'm qualified. I've seen Apprentass, but I think that's something quite different altogether

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Foresters....if your still around , you can be the new Team Leader ...are you UP for it ?......

Well, I've never really watched The Apprentice, so I don't think I'm qualified. I've seen Apprentass, but I think that's something quite different altogether "

Lol, i dont think you need to be a Fan of the Wallies on the Apprentice , i just think you need the bottle to see your ideas through to the end ... a bit like football , all you have to do is score ONE more goal than your opposing team to WIN, dont matter how many own goals you let in ...

You'll Piss It ...(just take a close look at your competition ,lol)

Simples ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invent a new Sex Toy :-

for men /women /couples..... "

GSXR 1000 With dildo and superglue under the seat! Job done next question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Ade......How about a transsexual blow up doll with a retractable penor that turns inside out to become lady-like orifice…….!.

hey,,,,,,,come-on man..... don’t say ya wouldn’t……… pfftttt

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Hey Ade......How about a transsexual blow up doll with a retractable penor that turns inside out to become lady-like orifice…….!.

hey,,,,,,,come-on man..... don’t say ya wouldn’t……… pfftttt "

Sounds good to me , why dont you Put It to WISHY WASHY , maybe he'll let you be his 2 I C ...

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Well!, Wishy Washy ,Who ,What, Why ,When ?

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Well!, Wishy Washy ,Who ,What, Why ,When ?

"

Think he's given up ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got an idea based on mr garrison's "it" but a tandem version.

So doubles up as a couples sexy toy and mode of transport

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Got an idea based on mr garrison's "it" but a tandem version.

So doubles up as a couples sexy toy and mode of transport "

Hmmm that might have Legs , , why dont you expand on it , and see if we the Fab peeps can pull it to bits ..i mean get it in 'motion'..

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

ok the best idea im sure you all agre is my idea. Here we go.

This is called the multi vibro.

Picture this, a large is sized vibrator, but not the normal kind, the batteries are formed in the tip of the bellend instead of the base, this ensures that the base to tip is hollow (removable screw type base).

This means that when the man inserts the vibrator into his partner, he can also slide his cock into the vibrator whilst its in her, ensuring he feels the vibrations aswell

soft foam padded at the top to ensure he doesnt bruise.

Wen the woman wants to play alone the can, when the man wants to play alone he can, and when they want to play as a couple......yup they can

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"ok the best idea im sure you all agre is my idea. Here we go.

This is called the multi vibro.

Picture this, a large is sized vibrator, but not the normal kind, the batteries are formed in the tip of the bellend instead of the base, this ensures that the base to tip is hollow (removable screw type base).

This means that when the man inserts the vibrator into his partner, he can also slide his cock into the vibrator whilst its in her, ensuring he feels the vibrations aswell

soft foam padded at the top to ensure he doesnt bruise.

Wen the woman wants to play alone the can, when the man wants to play alone he can, and when they want to play as a couple......yup they can

"

Suzi Quatro did that a few years ago i think ...she put a catchy tune to it too , do you have to Kick your legs high and do the splits too ?...cos ya can can can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well without infringing on southparks copyright, ive gone for the same monowheel design, which is controlled by four dildos, i mean handles. two for the hands which control steering and two which control accelerate and brakes. these are inserted into the mouth and anus and controlled by a riding action. so the harder you ride the faster you accelerate/brake.

As mentioned before this is a tandem version and is marketed at couples of certain nature. Who enjoy exploring there sexual fantasies and sunday drives.

Im still crunching the numbers on the business plan, but look forward to seeing you in the boardroom soon

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"well without infringing on southparks copyright, ive gone for the same monowheel design, which is controlled by four dildos, i mean handles. two for the hands which control steering and two which control accelerate and brakes. these are inserted into the mouth and anus and controlled by a riding action. so the harder you ride the faster you accelerate/brake.

As mentioned before this is a tandem version and is marketed at couples of certain nature. Who enjoy exploring there sexual fantasies and sunday drives.

Im still crunching the numbers on the business plan, but look forward to seeing you in the boardroom soon"

Okies , cant wait , but if we cant sort it .. we can put it to the DRAGONS on here in their Den ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well without infringing on southparks copyright, ive gone for the same monowheel design, which is controlled by four dildos, i mean handles. two for the hands which control steering and two which control accelerate and brakes. these are inserted into the mouth and anus and controlled by a riding action. so the harder you ride the faster you accelerate/brake.

As mentioned before this is a tandem version and is marketed at couples of certain nature. Who enjoy exploring there sexual fantasies and sunday drives.

Im still crunching the numbers on the business plan, but look forward to seeing you in the boardroom soon

Okies , cant wait , but if we cant sort it .. we can put it to the DRAGONS on here in their Den .. "

great idea, would love to see deborah and pheo take it for a test drive

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"well without infringing on southparks copyright, ive gone for the same monowheel design, which is controlled by four dildos, i mean handles. two for the hands which control steering and two which control accelerate and brakes. these are inserted into the mouth and anus and controlled by a riding action. so the harder you ride the faster you accelerate/brake.

As mentioned before this is a tandem version and is marketed at couples of certain nature. Who enjoy exploring there sexual fantasies and sunday drives.

Im still crunching the numbers on the business plan, but look forward to seeing you in the boardroom soon

Okies , cant wait , but if we cant sort it .. we can put it to the DRAGONS on here in their Den ..

great idea, would love to see deborah and pheo take it for a test drive "

Hmm, i was thinking Polo , Granny and Wishy Washy , but perhaps they aren't quite ready for it yet ..

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

So have we got any further forward with this Sex Toy Yet ..,Ummm? Does anyone know way they are failing in this task?.. who's to blame here ?, Cos i can tell you ...one of you mother Fcukers is gonna get 'FIRED' '...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well anytime, I was rather hoping that my team had won the task and was looking forward to our treat back at the house. A hot tub night with champagne and good time girls, yum yum

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Well anytime, I was rather hoping that my team had won the task and was looking forward to our treat back at the house. A hot tub night with champagne and good time girls, yum yum "

Well ,it looks like Wishy Washys couldn't come up with te goods , so he's in default , and i think we can only therefore assume that yours is the winning product , but i dont want to be the bearer of Premature'New Sex Toy' ejaculations 'ooops i mean congratulations ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo!!! I finally won something

Not one for speeches, but would like to thank lord anytime for giving me this opportunity. And don't see my victory as been in anyway affected by the lack of activity in this thread.

Now I've got the confidence of my first strike I feel that I can only grow in this competition and look forward to the next task eagerly.

Plus I have a idea growing for a future task, but will probably fall flat on its face!

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Woohoo!!! I finally won something

Not one for speeches, but would like to thank lord anytime for giving me this opportunity. And don't see my victory as been in anyway affected by the lack of activity in this thread.

Now I've got the confidence of my first strike I feel that I can only grow in this competition and look forward to the next task eagerly.

Plus I have a idea growing for a future task, but will probably fall flat on its face!"

Well if you want me to start a Task 2 thread well , i'll think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes yes task 2

My idea is for you to arrange the teams to meet you in leeds brewery wharf at 6 am sharp. The task is to organise a swingers party\social. The best party wins, simple.

As leeds brewery wharf was part of tetleys brewery the teams are basically organising a piss up in a brewery!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

piss up anywhere sounds ideal.

Other than that, are there any product designers on Fab? I'm looking for a sexual product to be designed, possibly to concept form, but a little embarrassed to go to a design company for work on it.

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"piss up anywhere sounds ideal.

Other than that, are there any product designers on Fab? I'm looking for a sexual product to be designed, possibly to concept form, but a little embarrassed to go to a design company for work on it."

Sounds interesting , i would imagine you dont want to give your idea away here in case it gets nicked , lol, but could you give us some idea of the functions and who will be the chief pleasure giver/receiver etc

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Yes yes task 2

My idea is for you to arrange the teams to meet you in leeds brewery wharf at 6 am sharp. The task is to organise a swingers party\social. The best party wins, simple.

As leeds brewery wharf was part of tetleys brewery the teams are basically organising a piss up in a brewery!"

Leeds ..??...

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes anytime

Are we getting anywhere with the piss up in a brewery task........ I mean task 2?

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Yes anytime

Are we getting anywhere with the piss up in a brewery task........ I mean task 2?"

Leeds , cant you think of some place a bit more erm quiter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes anytime

Are we getting anywhere with the piss up in a brewery task........ I mean task 2?

Leeds , cant you think of some place a bit more erm quiter "

Could change location to Mansfield brewery if that would be more accommodating anytime

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Yes anytime

Are we getting anywhere with the piss up in a brewery task........ I mean task 2?

Leeds , cant you think of some place a bit more erm quiter

Could change location to Mansfield brewery if that would be more accommodating anytime "

Shut down M8 , about 6years ago . the owners sold it to the Jocks and Geordies Firm ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems its getting quite difficult to organise a piss up in a brewery

Who'd have thought that?

Maybe we could make that into task 1.2, a warm up task before task 2 kicks off good and proper

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Seems its getting quite difficult to organise a piss up in a brewery

Who'd have thought that?

Maybe we could make that into task 1.2, a warm up task before task 2 kicks off good and proper "

WE ? who's We

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The competing participants in the tasks of course ! But as it seems there's only me and thee contributing at the moment, guess that narrows it down a bit lord anytime

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"The competing participants in the tasks of course ! But as it seems there's only me and thee contributing at the moment, guess that narrows it down a bit lord anytime "

ERM, no touching M8 , but if you can tempt a few fit birds into our iccle circle , then i might be UP 4 it ....

Mebbies

(p.s. i do like a fiery red head or 2 ,if you know of any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to know a arsonist called Lucy, who was a big man united fan

We don't talk anymore though, my fingers got burnt

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Used to know a arsonist called Lucy, who was a big man united fan

We don't talk anymore though, my fingers got burnt "

I'm just wondering if any Delicious Ladies from Leeds are interested in a piss UP ..

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Used to know a arsonist called Lucy, who was a big man united fan

We don't talk anymore though, my fingers got burnt

I'm just wondering if any Delicious Ladies from Leeds are interested in a piss UP .. "

Would that not be classed as water sports..??

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