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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Random Generator Productions proudly present the launch of their latest and greatest, new fragrance, improved formula even at 30 degrees, Random Generator.

The Random Message Generator XP2012-V6

Are the one above threads getting you nowhere?

Can’t work out how to break the ice?

Is “hi how are you” just not working?

The Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 has the perfect message for you to send to prospective new friends and playmates.

Free trials are available for a limited time, subject to terms and conditions.

We aim to give 100% customer satisfaction. Our 24hr Customer Service team will be glad to take your comments at our Papua New Guinea call centre, between 3.34 am and 3.35 am. Your call may be monitors for training purposes.

RGP accept no liability for loss, damage or injury as a result of using any of our products.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking to break the ice but don't have a 3 ton polar bear to hand! Any suggestions?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I want to be able to write messages, so people will like me, Its a tall order i know, but any help will be gratefully accepted.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Looking to break the ice but don't have a 3 ton polar bear to hand! Any suggestions? "

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

I've ironed my cock just for you.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I want to be able to write messages, so people will like me, Its a tall order i know, but any help will be gratefully accepted. "

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Just look at my arse

That could be on your bed

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"I want to be able to write messages, so people will like me, Its a tall order i know, but any help will be gratefully accepted.

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Just look at my arse

That could be on your bed

"

thank you so much, will be back later to let you know if it works.

P.S do you think people will know if it is a copy and paste message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking to break the ice but don't have a 3 ton polar bear to hand! Any suggestions?

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

I've ironed my cock just for you."

Thanks - although i've given that up now i've managed to get it straightened after an accident with a bacon slicer.

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Mind you - she's 21, blonde and very sexy - i'm sure she can do better than working on the meat counter at asda!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no luck on here at all....my messages are deleted by everyone

Any help would be greatly appreciated

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I have no luck on here at all....my messages are deleted by everyone

Any help would be greatly appreciated "

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

Heaven must be missing an angel, because there's a hole between my legs.

Would you like to apply for the vacant opening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a random message please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear RMG, please send me my message, thanks...

PS. Make it good I need all the help I can get!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'm very shy, do you think you can help where all others have failed,..help please ..

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I would like a random message please."

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

Fanny or chips? Fanny or chips?

Come on don't think about it for too long, the chips will get cold.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Dear RMG, please send me my message, thanks...

PS. Make it good I need all the help I can get! "

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

I've just filled my foo foo with milk, flour, an egg and a pinch of salt...... can I batter your sausage?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'm very shy, do you think you can help where all others have failed,..help please .. "

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

Come on... look in the mirror! You can't afford to be that fussy... give me a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

help!!! i cant seem to get a reply no matter how interesting an witty my messages are, please help me

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Our 'fancy a shag' message doesn't seem to be working, please help?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"help!!! i cant seem to get a reply no matter how interesting an witty my messages are, please help me "

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

You're a 6 out of 10 and I'm a 9.... don't you think those numbers go well together?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Our 'fancy a shag' message doesn't seem to be working, please help? "

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

Just look at the photos and message back saying 'yes'.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

My 'thanks for your message but no thanks' message seems a little stale. A new version would be very appreciated.

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

I want to make a complaint, I have been trying to call your customer service number for the last three nights; each time the line is busy!!!!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"My 'thanks for your message but no thanks' message seems a little stale. A new version would be very appreciated."

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

Thanks for your message, yes please.... PS I'm stale.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I want to make a complaint, I have been trying to call your customer service number for the last three nights; each time the line is busy!!!!

"

Your call is important to us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear RMG operator could you randomly generate for us too please as our "can you not read" messages seem to be falling on blind eyes

Kind regards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear RMG operator,

Please conjure the controls, angle the knobs (), forward the thrusters and otherwise contrive for us a message for the rude, (not mushroom rude, but free range rude)...

Thank you please

Wolf

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Dear RMG operator could you randomly generate for us too please as our "can you not read" messages seem to be falling on blind eyes

Kind regards "

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

You have 3 seconds to fuck off or I'm telling polo!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Dear RMG operator,

Please conjure the controls, angle the knobs (), forward the thrusters and otherwise contrive for us a message for the rude, (not mushroom rude, but free range rude)...

Thank you please

Wolf

"

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

The missus and I fancy a bit of cock. As yours doesn't look like a full one, would you be interested in meeting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear RMG operator,

Please conjure the controls, angle the knobs (), forward the thrusters and otherwise contrive for us a message for the rude, (not mushroom rude, but free range rude)...

Thank you please

Wolf

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

The missus and I fancy a bit of cock. As yours doesn't look like a full one, would you be interested in meeting?"

Just the job... ta muchlies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear RMG may I please have a message to send to those Adonis's who so far have managed to elude (read ignore) me?

Thank you.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Dear RMG may I please have a message to send to those Adonis's who so far have managed to elude (read ignore) me?

Thank you. "

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

Dear handsome fella

I don't have issues

I know what I'm doing

I know what I want

I won't get clingy

What the fuck are you waiting for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you RMG and if that doesn't work I'll use the three seconds till I tell Polo message.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I'm very shy, do you think you can help where all others have failed,..help please ..

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

Come on... look in the mirror! You can't afford to be that fussy... give me a chance."

Many thanks RMG, your message worked,....I've found the perfect partner,s for a threesome, ..

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me and my hands are blissfully happy ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear RMG operator could you randomly generate for us too please as our "can you not read" messages seem to be falling on blind eyes

Kind regards

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

You have 3 seconds to fuck off or I'm telling polo!"

Perfect thankyou

Ignore at their peril

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Dear RMG

As a single fem, inundated with messages I seldom send out initial messages (and I'm also very shy and retiring), please generate me a message that will engage the interest of those I target for my bunny boiling escapades....ooops I meant NSA sex sessions

Thanks in advance

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Dear RMG

As a single fem, inundated with messages I seldom send out initial messages (and I'm also very shy and retiring), please generate me a message that will engage the interest of those I target for my bunny boiling escapades....ooops I meant NSA sex sessions

Thanks in advance "

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

Hi

I have read your profile and yet I still want to meet you..... how crazy is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear R.P.G! I need to be lavished with your sophistication. I need to convey that I'm a very dirty slutty pure bastard and would do anything for a chip sandwich! Please help asap as I'm well hank marvin innit!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Dear R.P.G! I need to be lavished with your sophistication. I need to convey that I'm a very dirty slutty pure bastard and would do anything for a chip sandwich! Please help asap as I'm well hank marvin innit!"

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

I know a lot of you fat birds with body image hang-ups usually go for chubby blokes so you don't feel as self-conscious about your own body, but seriously I will not judge you …….. I really am not that fussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear R.P.G! I need to be lavished with your sophistication. I need to convey that I'm a very dirty slutty pure bastard and would do anything for a chip sandwich! Please help asap as I'm well hank marvin innit!

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

I know a lot of you fat birds with body image hang-ups usually go for chubby blokes so you don't feel as self-conscious about your own body, but seriously I will not judge you …….. I really am not that fussy."
Back at you babe, what time will I pick u up?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Dear R.P.G! I need to be lavished with your sophistication. I need to convey that I'm a very dirty slutty pure bastard and would do anything for a chip sandwich! Please help asap as I'm well hank marvin innit!

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

I know a lot of you fat birds with body image hang-ups usually go for chubby blokes so you don't feel as self-conscious about your own body, but seriously I will not judge you …….. I really am not that fussy. Back at you babe, what time will I pick u up?"

I dunno... how long will it take you to get a six pack... from the gym not the co-op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear R.P.G! I need to be lavished with your sophistication. I need to convey that I'm a very dirty slutty pure bastard and would do anything for a chip sandwich! Please help asap as I'm well hank marvin innit!

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

I know a lot of you fat birds with body image hang-ups usually go for chubby blokes so you don't feel as self-conscious about your own body, but seriously I will not judge you …….. I really am not that fussy. Back at you babe, what time will I pick u up?

I dunno... how long will it take you to get a six pack... from the gym not the co-op?"
That's your date fucked you cheeky bitch

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Dear R.P.G! I need to be lavished with your sophistication. I need to convey that I'm a very dirty slutty pure bastard and would do anything for a chip sandwich! Please help asap as I'm well hank marvin innit!

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

I know a lot of you fat birds with body image hang-ups usually go for chubby blokes so you don't feel as self-conscious about your own body, but seriously I will not judge you …….. I really am not that fussy. Back at you babe, what time will I pick u up?

I dunno... how long will it take you to get a six pack... from the gym not the co-op? That's your date fucked you cheeky bitch"

We aim to give 100% customer satisfaction. Our 24hr Customer Service team will be glad to take your comments at our Papua New Guinea call centre, between 3.34 am and 3.35 am. Your call may be monitored for training purposes.... and so the rest of the office can take the piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear R.P.G! I need to be lavished with your sophistication. I need to convey that I'm a very dirty slutty pure bastard and would do anything for a chip sandwich! Please help asap as I'm well hank marvin innit!

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

I know a lot of you fat birds with body image hang-ups usually go for chubby blokes so you don't feel as self-conscious about your own body, but seriously I will not judge you …….. I really am not that fussy. Back at you babe, what time will I pick u up?

I dunno... how long will it take you to get a six pack... from the gym not the co-op? That's your date fucked you cheeky bitch

We aim to give 100% customer satisfaction. Our 24hr Customer Service team will be glad to take your comments at our Papua New Guinea call centre, between 3.34 am and 3.35 am. Your call may be monitored for training purposes.... and so the rest of the office can take the piss."
Don't get technical you just got the elbow

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


" Don't get technical you just got the elbow "

From what I can see, that might have been the best bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Don't get technical you just got the elbow

From what I can see, that might have been the best bit."
lol as afore mentioned, Bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear R G P,

Being a shy retiring person with SOME cute thrown in for good taste, please could you help me write a convincing message to all the beautiful ladies in Fabland?

Fainthearted of the Fens...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

polo would luv u too check my prof pls and tell me what u think pls

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Dear R G P,

Being a shy retiring person with SOME cute thrown in for good taste, please could you help me write a convincing message to all the beautiful ladies in Fabland?

Fainthearted of the Fens... "

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

I'm trying to spend more time sampling the simple things in life........ having seen the sort of crass you come out with, I recon you're dim enough to qualify.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"polo would luv u too check my prof pls and tell me what u think pls "

I think you may have the wrong Random Generator thread........ though a Random Profile Ratings Generator might be a good idea.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"polo would luv u too check my prof pls and tell me what u think pls

I think you may have the wrong Random Generator thread........ though a Random Profile Ratings Generator might be a good idea."

Oh liking the sound of that one

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I would but alas i dont require any help at the minute....il bear you in mind though Random Generator thinghy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a to the point yet polite it dont want to bang your bones reply i can use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'm trying to spend more time sampling the simple things in life........ having seen the sort of crass you come out with, I recon you're dim enough to qualify."

Yaaayyy!!!

Finally... I didnt get blocked...

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"How about a to the point yet polite it dont want to bang your bones reply i can use? "

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

You'll always be second best to polo... and I don't do seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a to the point yet polite it dont want to bang your bones reply i can use?

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

You'll always be second best to polo... and I don't do seconds."

Do us another that dont make them jealous of you

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

We'd love a message to send out to replace the polite "thanks, but no thanks" one that single males get, when they obviously havent read our profile. Preferably very castic and cutting lol!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"How about a to the point yet polite it dont want to bang your bones reply i can use?

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

You'll always be second best to polo... and I don't do seconds.

Do us another that dont make them jealous of you "

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

Oh, baby trog

I know you like me (I know you like me)

I know you do (I know you do)

Thats why whenever I come online you give my profile a view

And I know you want it (I know you want it)

It's easy to see (it's easy to see)

And in the back of your mind

You know you’ll never get a man like me

Dont cha wish your next meet was hot like me

Dont cha wish your next meet had a bod like me

Dont cha, dont cha

Dont cha wish your next meet was raw like me

Dont cha wish your next meet was fit like me

Dont cha, dont cha

Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)

Leave me alone (leave me alone)

Cause ya perving too much

And ya never getting near my bone

Let's keep it simple (let's keep it simple)

Which you are to be fair (you’re real simple yeah)

See, I dont care

If you’re wishing I was with you there

Dont cha wish your next meet was hot like me

Dont cha wish the guys who fuck ya looked like me

Dont cha, dont cha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'd like a polite , concise response to - 'Why not?'

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"We'd love a message to send out to replace the polite "thanks, but no thanks" one that single males get, when they obviously havent read our profile. Preferably very castic and cutting lol! "

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

If you were the only single male on this site.... you'd still be wanking at home tonigh.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I'd like a polite , concise response to - 'Why not?' "

Dear customer

Thank you for your Random Message Generator XP2012-V6 product request.

Your free trail message is as follows:

How do I loath thee? Let me count the ways.

I loath thee to the depth and breadth and height

My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

For the ends of being and ideal grace.

I loath thee to the level of every day's

Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.

I loath thee freely, as men strive for right.

I loath thee purely, as they turn from praise.

I loath thee with the passion put to use

In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.

I loath thee with a loath I seemed to lose

With my lost saints. I loath thee with the breath,

Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,

I shall but loath thee better after death.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Impressive.

Should make me popular!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Impressive.

Should make me popular!"

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved some of them

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