FabSwingers.com forum: Know your damn role

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example

Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth

Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies

Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice

Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis

And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Class clown

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

The weird one who used to be invited to family gatherings but now just looks on through the window.....

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm the distant cousin who visits infrequently but always brings a smile to your face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The weird one who used to be invited to family gatherings but now just looks on through the window....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gonna ask for chief chuff inspector op but that ain’t ever happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the one the family don’t talk about and likes to keep hidden away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mischievous bumbling donut /fuitcake sat at the back

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

This monkey is the distant relative who unexpectedly swings in and just throws poop indiscriminately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm the mama. The shoulder to cry on, giver of the best hugs and soft & sqishy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/12/19 08:14:41]"
the boring old fart sat in the corner watching the fun

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The self righteous butter-won't-melt-in-her-mouth overachieving younger sister who's a bit of a twunt (not so) secretly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the one who knows the lawn at midnight grinning madly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shy one in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bay at the moon and offer dodgy snake oil

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I'm the one who mutters about being type cast and neatly bundled into a soundbite or pigeonhole

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

I'm social services.

Got my work cut out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bay at the moon and offer dodgy snake oil"

How much for some dodgy snake oil?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm the shy, quiet one that no one wants to admit being related to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bay at the moon and offer dodgy snake oil

How much for some dodgy snake oil?"

It’s free what flavour?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I bay at the moon and offer dodgy snake oil

How much for some dodgy snake oil?"

And I thought this was prime for one of your

"Your mum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The shy one in the corner. "
oh hello you joining me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The shy one in the corner. oh hello you joining me then

Hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bay at the moon and offer dodgy snake oil

How much for some dodgy snake oil?

It’s free what flavour?"

Prawn cocktail please.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm the shy, quiet one that no one wants to admit being related to

Shy... quiet...

You're the hot auntie who's a bit of a hippy, loves life and found chugging back the drinks at a wedding and tearing up the dance floor, giving support to those who need it when you're not making out with the best man.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm the shy, quiet one that no one wants to admit being related to

Shy... quiet...

Nailed it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm the shy, quiet one that no one wants to admit being related to

Shy... quiet...

Oh Meli I Iove you...that made me chuckle. Pretty spot on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The shy one in the corner. oh hello you joining me then

Hopefully

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oh my lucky day x

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I think I would be the brother who just plays on his Xbox and isn’t phased by all the mayhem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I would be the brother who just plays on his Xbox and isn’t phased by all the mayhem

D."
ooo good call lets leave this lot to it fifa or cod?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The black sheep...says very little but often when I do it is to offer up a Lil something someone maybe able to use...don t meet, preferring to chat from afar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bay at the moon and offer dodgy snake oil

How much for some dodgy snake oil?

It’s free what flavour?

Prawn cocktail please."

It’ll take a while to produce that flavour. You could always put it on some prawn cocktail flavoured crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the Irish cousin

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm the little puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy go lucky Welsh chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont want or need to fit in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spinster aunt who finds everyone irritating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The elderly female relative who is generally ambivalent and inoffensive but every now and again will shock the others by flashing her boobs and inappropriately blaspheming.

Then she'll go back to sipping tea and complaining about the crusts on her turkey sandwiches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m the Irish cousin

I wanted this lol I'll be that one relative that turns up but no one actually knows who hes related to or how they are tied to the family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The overly keen new kid who transferred in from out of town. Just one make-over away from being a sensation.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I'm the peacemaker, encouraging the warring siblings to get along.

I won't stand for people slagging each other!

Mrs TMN x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"The elderly female relative who is generally ambivalent and inoffensive but every now and again will shock the others by flashing her boobs and inappropriately blaspheming.

Then she'll go back to sipping tea and complaining about the crusts on her turkey sandwiches. "

we're the same age, there's life in us yet. I'll ply you with alcohol, you'll forget all about the crusty sandwiches

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I dont want or need to fit in

You don't have to fit in to be family x

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I'm the big sister- a model of good behaviour and always there for words of wisdom, but from tales still circling of a misspent youth, you all know different! And any cousins can just jolly well keep their mouths shut (and will, for fear of incriminating themselves) and join me with the food and alcohol til we can escape the old farts and head out for a real party.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I'm the shy, quiet one that no one wants to admit being related to

Noooo! Cool aunt. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The elderly female relative who is generally ambivalent and inoffensive but every now and again will shock the others by flashing her boobs and inappropriately blaspheming.

Then she'll go back to sipping tea and complaining about the crusts on her turkey sandwiches.

we're the same age, there's life in us yet. I'll ply you with alcohol, you'll forget all about the crusty sandwiches

But may well flash more frequently when tipsy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are the visiting family friends that no one quite remembers when/how we arrived in their lives apart from one aunty who has a wry dirty grin when we turn up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The elderly female relative who is generally ambivalent and inoffensive but every now and again will shock the others by flashing her boobs and inappropriately blaspheming.

Then she'll go back to sipping tea and complaining about the crusts on her turkey sandwiches.

we're the same age, there's life in us yet. I'll ply you with alcohol, you'll forget all about the crusty sandwiches

But may well flash more frequently when tipsy.... "
yaaaaay wheres the booze at

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I’m the Irish cousin

Morning wee sis.

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By *heMarvel-ousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm definitely the cheeky one who turns up and tries to start a party, gets d*unk and openly discusses Adult rated memories with the family.

L x

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm the one who turns up and enjoys the company while also making sarcastic comments that are only a hair away from getting a frying pan round the head from mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I’d be the one quietly questioning why the fuck I was even there in the first place

By the way - is it some kind of dare or do you get royalties every time you mention ‘don’t share my penis?’

I don’t share mine either

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Who am I?"

Are you a book?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm the quiet, flirty cousin but once I have a drink I'm on the dancefloor or by the bar plying everybody with shots x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know I’d be the one quietly questioning why the fuck I was even there in the first place

By the way - is it some kind of dare or do you get royalties every time you mention ‘don’t share my penis?’

I don’t share mine either"

No but as new people join every day fab is growing fast they must be informed im being proactive

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m that reclusive old aunt that no one likes to kiss because of my prickly chin hair

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm Father Jack, sat in the corner shouting and swearing at everyone, telling them to "Feck Off".

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Role? Pfft. I do what I want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really not sure yet. Have I been here long enough? Did I pass the probation period yet?

Someone else tell me what they think my role is?

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

I'd be the relative who sits quietly.. politely interacting when spoken to. Longing to join in properly .... I would probably eventually retire to the dungeon, to my comfort zone awaiting anyone who strays from the path in to the darkness...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Role? Pfft. I do what I want. "

Rebellious middle child who is sooo nonconforming... but actually a bit of a conformist in not being so.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

The senile aunt who dozes off into her dinner and upon being woken up loudly utters inappropriate things with mashed potato and a sausage stuck to the side of her face...

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By *ilk and all things niceTV/TS
over a year ago

secret bunker

Toy

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm the distant cousin who spends half the night in the smoking shelter, bonding with the bar staff and the other folk who aren't sure how they got an invite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strange distant cousin hidden in a cave far from family view who only comes out to gaze at the stars and throw rocks at the moon....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm that perenially single uncle that turns up after dinner, gets everyone a little too d*unk, changes the music, turns it up and starts an impromptu dancefloor.

Probably snogged someone I shouldn't have, but just about got away with it and definitely drank the last of the tequila.

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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago

manchester

"Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example

Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth

Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies

Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice

Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis

And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders

Haha you got that right

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example

Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth

Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies

Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice

Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis

And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders

Oi I'm not related to that limp dick sort arse. Bloody cheek. Hmmmmm boobies

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example

Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth

Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies

Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice

Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis

And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders

Oi I'm not related to that limp dick sort arse. Bloody cheek. Hmmmmm boobies

Short ffs short

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"The elderly female relative who is generally ambivalent and inoffensive but every now and again will shock the others by flashing her boobs and inappropriately blaspheming.

Then she'll go back to sipping tea and complaining about the crusts on her turkey sandwiches.

we're the same age, there's life in us yet. I'll ply you with alcohol, you'll forget all about the crusty sandwiches

But may well flash more frequently when tipsy.... "

Ooòo bonus

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm that perenially single uncle that turns up after dinner, gets everyone a little too d*unk, changes the music, turns it up and starts an impromptu dancefloor.

Probably snogged someone I shouldn't have, but just about got away with it and definitely drank the last of the tequila."

Oui hands of the teqila.

I once had a night to remember on tequila. We fondly recall it as tequila Tuesday

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example

Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth

Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies

Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice

Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis

And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders

Haha you got that right

I want a divorce. Your keeping the fucking dog !!!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example

Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth

Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies

Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice

Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis

And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders

Oi I'm not related to that limp dick sort arse. Bloody cheek. Hmmmmm boobies

Short ffs short"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I eschew the role given me so kindly by the OP as it's really not me at all...

....I'm more that Uncle that turns up once a year and no-one seems to know how he's related to anyone...sits quietly in the corner until he's reached a certain level of inebriation then becomes the life and soul of the party doing stupid things for laughs until the inebriation level goes up another notch and he falls asleep in the corner to be woken the next morning and sent on his way till next year

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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago

manchester

"Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example

Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth

Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies

Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice

Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis

And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders

Haha you got that right

I want a divorce. Your keeping the fucking dog !!!!"

Yep I’m the long suffering auntie who rolls her eyes and slaps him across the back of his head every now and again...but with a smile

...and it’s your bloody dog

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ok obs the forums are like a fucked up family type thing so you all got roles for example

Gemini is forum pappa talking sence bringing folks back to earth

Pp and bladey are like 2 delinquent uncles looking at all the boobies

Obs theres cool auntie p giving her advice

Im the awesome over excitable but moody kid that wont share his penis

And so on so go on whats your role in this fucked up little in family of in breeders

Haha you got that right

I want a divorce. Your keeping the fucking dog !!!!

Yep I’m the long suffering auntie who rolls her eyes and slaps him across the back of his head every now and again...but with a smile

...and it’s your bloody dog

Awww poor nico

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm that perenially single uncle that turns up after dinner, gets everyone a little too d*unk, changes the music, turns it up and starts an impromptu dancefloor.

Probably snogged someone I shouldn't have, but just about got away with it and definitely drank the last of the tequila.

Oui hands of the teqila.

I once had a night to remember on tequila. We fondly recall it as tequila Tuesday

Tequila on a tuesday? Doffs cap. I knew I liked you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the grand cousin no one knew. So granddad had his fun in india in the 1930s during the empire's heyday!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I eschew the role given me so kindly by the OP as it's really not me at all...

Add to that some Madness dancing and you are really on your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm The good girl.. Always nice. N friendly helpful n caring.. (by day) but by night.....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm that perenially single uncle that turns up after dinner, gets everyone a little too d*unk, changes the music, turns it up and starts an impromptu dancefloor.

Probably snogged someone I shouldn't have, but just about got away with it and definitely drank the last of the tequila.

Oui hands of the teqila.

I once had a night to remember on tequila. We fondly recall it as tequila Tuesday

Tequila on a tuesday? Doffs cap. I knew I liked you..."

I sat at work with a hangover the next day, smiling ..it was so worth it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I eschew the role given me so kindly by the OP as it's really not me at all...

Add to that some Madness dancing and you are really on your way

And a bit of Paul Kelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm that perenially single uncle that turns up after dinner, gets everyone a little too d*unk, changes the music, turns it up and starts an impromptu dancefloor.

Probably snogged someone I shouldn't have, but just about got away with it and definitely drank the last of the tequila.

Oui hands of the teqila.

I once had a night to remember on tequila. We fondly recall it as tequila Tuesday

Tequila on a tuesday? Doffs cap. I knew I liked you...

I sat at work with a hangover the next day, smiling ..it was so worth it

The impromptu nights are the best

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

The nerdy artistic temperamental one.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sausage

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I'm the weird, inappropriate auntie that people just laugh at.

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