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"Timing, I don't like to be late. Also smell, not that I smell, but I would like me/her to be able to smell my aftershave " Smelling good is important to me also | |||
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"Will he see beyond the potatoeyness and see the real me... Does he like bacon? How soon can we get married?" *Chuckling* | |||
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"Will there be snacks " I set that out as a deal breaker in advance. I worry about everything, in a nervous excitement sort of way. | |||
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving. If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case? Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear? Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight. Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch. Did I eat yet, I've forgotten. Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh. Shit, what perfume? Fuck a duck, what eye shadow? Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow. Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer. P" Ha ha you never fail to make me chuckle.. whilst also relating into words what happens in my head... | |||
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving. If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case? Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear? Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight. Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch. Did I eat yet, I've forgotten. Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh. Shit, what perfume? Fuck a duck, what eye shadow? Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow. Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer. P" I fucking love you P x | |||
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving. If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case? Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear? Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight. Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch. Did I eat yet, I've forgotten. Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh. Shit, what perfume? Fuck a duck, what eye shadow? Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow. Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer. P" Omg, I laughed so much I had to spit my tea back in my cup, half of it went on my lap so now I look like I’ve wet myself, and I’m still choking a bit | |||
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving. If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case? Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear? Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight. Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch. Did I eat yet, I've forgotten. Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh. Shit, what perfume? Fuck a duck, what eye shadow? Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow. Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer. P Ha ha you never fail to make me chuckle.. whilst also relating into words what happens in my head... " And that's only part of it! Me and B have hit the stinky feet, unshaven, bed headed birds nest of doom stage. Must be love. P | |||
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving. If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case? Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear? Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight. Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch. Did I eat yet, I've forgotten. Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh. Shit, what perfume? Fuck a duck, what eye shadow? Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow. Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer. P I fucking love you P x" back at ya x | |||
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"Will I be safe? " This is probably the one consistent thought I also have. I know it sounds strange given I am so tall but it is always there in background. | |||
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving. If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case? Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear? Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight. Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch. Did I eat yet, I've forgotten. Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh. Shit, what perfume? Fuck a duck, what eye shadow? Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow. Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer. P Omg, I laughed so much I had to spit my tea back in my cup, half of it went on my lap so now I look like I’ve wet myself, and I’m still choking a bit " That means you know it's true! P | |||
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving. If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case? Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear? Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight. Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch. Did I eat yet, I've forgotten. Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh. Shit, what perfume? Fuck a duck, what eye shadow? Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow. Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer. P Omg, I laughed so much I had to spit my tea back in my cup, half of it went on my lap so now I look like I’ve wet myself, and I’m still choking a bit That means you know it's true! P" You’re brilliant! | |||
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving. If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case? Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear? Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight. Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch. Did I eat yet, I've forgotten. Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh. Shit, what perfume? Fuck a duck, what eye shadow? Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow. Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer. P" This is brillant and proper made us laugh haha | |||
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"Will either of us be disappointed. Will there be chemistry between us. " my thoughts | |||
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"Timing, I don't like to be late. Also smell, not that I smell, but I would like me/her to be able to smell my aftershave " A guy wearing sexy aftershave is a must! Jesus, weak knees from that alone...;) lol Mrs x | |||
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"Size of my penis. I've posted about this before, some one I met about 4 years ago pointed and mocked it's size when I got naked. Now I am perfectly happy with it and it's size, confident with it too. But something like that never leaves you and meeting some one new that memory always rears its head briefly. Thankfully no one has ever complained since, not to my face any way " That is a truly awful situation to be in. I'm glad that your over it..they should be ashamed | |||
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"1. If there are toilets nearby (social meet) 2. If I’m going to need the toilet. " Oh god yes, that too! | |||
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"I hope she's really a woman.." | |||
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"I hope she's really a woman.." well that as well | |||
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"I hope she's really a woman.. " fab.... | |||
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"how long after the introduction should i leave it before going in for a feel " nice to see some from my local area | |||
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"I don't worry about anything. It's like meeting a friend for a drink. What's the worst that can happen!! " you could be tango'd | |||
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"Cellulite My stomach/arm fat How recent my wax was Smelly feet Bad breath Sweating What if I get gassy Accidentally getting my hair down my throat and that time I had to pull it out like some sort of sword swallower Starting bleeding during sex Falling over in my heels Having to wee between the pre meet shower and the sex Will I live up to expectations or be dissapointing What if their cock is huge and I'm scared to take it Will they be dissapointed that I'm not that into doggy Will they be one of those painfully furious clit strummers" That last sentence, yes! But also | |||
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"Without writing a James Joyce-esque stream of consciousness monologue like the inimitable P, It runs along the lines of; How do I look, did I trim/shave/manscape adequately, do I smell good, will they like me, will I like them, what happens if we don't get on, what happens if we do get on, not too much tongue for the love of god, what if they're a bad kisser, what if they think I'm a bad kisser... Etc, etc. Until the point of actually meeting them! " Worst bit is I say it all out loud to myself it's far from internal P | |||
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"Nothing im the king of seduction" Prove it | |||
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving. If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case? Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear? Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight. Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch. Did I eat yet, I've forgotten. Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh. Shit, what perfume? Fuck a duck, what eye shadow? Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow. Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer. P This is brillant and proper made us laugh haha " Awesome! This is the real stuff we worry about too. Along with... is my tummy bloated? Did I forget the 'ffs don't eat bread today rule?'. What underwear shall I wear, have I worn it to this place before or for this person before? Then turning to my better half .... babe dont forget to nip to the barbers, trim your beard and when you get home trim your pubes.... as he is doing sit ups and press ups to get his body looking good. We go through all of this in the name of swinging and its actually all part of the fun | |||
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"This thread hasn’t just dented my confidence, it’s chewed it up and spat it out " I think it’s good to know we all have worries and doubts. We’re all human. | |||
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"This thread hasn’t just dented my confidence, it’s chewed it up and spat it out " Just make sure you have snacks and toothpaste | |||
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"Interested in both men’s and women’s thoughts. " All of it Might show confidence but need that conversation to be flowing to make it great. | |||
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"Interested in both men’s and women’s thoughts. " Hi And a smile Be myself important If he does not like me Fuck him | |||
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"Not a lot to be honest - not that I'm anything special, but I take the time to get to know the person and establish a rapport beforehand, which apart from once has never failed me yet. I always try to make sure my profile shows the real me so they'll not be getting any unpleasant surprises on arrival. I'm always feeling good, but if there's one thing I do worry about it's that they're as genuine as me and I don't get stood up or ghosted. " We are all special | |||
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"Will he see beyond the potatoeyness and see the real me... Does he like bacon? How soon can we get married?" I quite like Potato! I'm kinda partial to Bacon! Are you free next Saturday? | |||
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving. If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case? Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear? Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight. Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch. Did I eat yet, I've forgotten. Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh. Shit, what perfume? Fuck a duck, what eye shadow? Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow. Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer. P" I think that just about covers it! | |||
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"Will i get cum in my hair " Yes. | |||
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"Will i get cum in my hair Yes. " Bloody hope not, otherwise I'll have to wash it, then I'm have to remember shampoo/conditioner , hairdryer, straighteners.. 2nd suitcase... Appropriate shoes | |||
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"Will i get cum in my hair " Or copious amounts of saliva | |||
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"Will i get cum in my hair Or copious amounts of saliva " Or lube ?! | |||
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"Nothing im the king of seduction Prove it " no | |||
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"I don’t. I just treat it like going for a drink with a mate and just let things flow naturally " Exactly this - nothing to be seriously concerned about! | |||
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"Not a lot to be honest - not that I'm anything special, but I take the time to get to know the person and establish a rapport beforehand, which apart from once has never failed me yet. I always try to make sure my profile shows the real me so they'll not be getting any unpleasant surprises on arrival. I'm always feeling good, but if there's one thing I do worry about it's that they're as genuine as me and I don't get stood up or ghosted. We are all special " This is true - in one way or another! | |||
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"Interested in both men’s and women’s thoughts. Hi And a smile Be myself important If he does not like me Fuck him " Love it!! | |||
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"Have they given me the right postcode??" Did i type it in correctly (err that would be no, haha) | |||
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"They will actually be like the photo and not 8 stone heavier they accidently forgot to mention.. Yet recent date on pic just not the photo indate. Why do you always get a spot? " | |||
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"Have they given me the right postcode?? Did i type it in correctly (err that would be no, haha) " The postcode you gave me was for Mars. | |||
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"They will actually be like the photo and not 8 stone heavier they accidently forgot to mention.. Yet recent date on pic just not the photo indate. Why do you always get a spot? " Spot on the bot ? | |||
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"Have they given me the right postcode?? Did i type it in correctly (err that would be no, haha) The postcode you gave me was for Mars. " I ended up in the middle of a housing estate | |||
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"Have they given me the right postcode?? Did i type it in correctly (err that would be no, haha) The postcode you gave me was for Mars. I ended up in the middle of a housing estate " Yes, but the estate was in Mayfair. Xx | |||
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"Did I put the gaffa tape in the back of the van " . Excellent answer | |||
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"Most of the above at various times but having the chemistry and there being an attraction is more important " If the lights are low and you squint a bit ill look better. | |||
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"Will i get cum in my hair " Only if I stand on the other side of the room | |||
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"Interested in both men’s and women’s thoughts. " My being late | |||
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"Will she turn up Will she look like her pictures Will she have a hairy bumhole Will she like the sandwiches I've brought her " You take sandwiches | |||
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"They will actually be like the photo and not 8 stone heavier they accidently forgot to mention.. Yet recent date on pic just not the photo indate. Why do you always get a spot? Spot on the bot ? " Pain in the ass | |||
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"Will she turn up Will she look like her pictures Will she have a hairy bumhole Will she like the sandwiches I've brought her You take sandwiches " Yeah so do I, and nibbles and drinks | |||
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"Will she turn up Will she look like her pictures Will she have a hairy bumhole Will she like the sandwiches I've brought her You take sandwiches Yeah so do I, and nibbles and drinks" I don’t worry about that though, I just ask what they like | |||
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"Will she turn up Will she look like her pictures Will she have a hairy bumhole Will she like the sandwiches I've brought her You take sandwiches Yeah so do I, and nibbles and drinks I don’t worry about that though, I just ask what they like " Omg, sign me up!! | |||
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"Will she turn up Will she look like her pictures Will she have a hairy bumhole Will she like the sandwiches I've brought her You take sandwiches Yeah so do I, and nibbles and drinks I don’t worry about that though, I just ask what they like Omg, sign me up!! " | |||
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"They will actually be like the photo and not 8 stone heavier they accidently forgot to mention.. Yet recent date on pic just not the photo indate. Why do you always get a spot? Spot on the bot ? Pain in the ass" Use lube x | |||
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"Will she turn up Will she look like her pictures Will she have a hairy bumhole Will she like the sandwiches I've brought her " Hairy bum hole looooool Only in Norfolk | |||
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"Will I be safe? " This is the one for men and women. A first meet no matter what is putting a lot of faith in that person to be who they say they are and I’m not on about just in terms of looks. Could be completely different in many ways. Another thing that goes through my mind is I hope they are actually where they say they are. No shows really suck for everyone | |||
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"If I've missed any rogue hairs whilst shaving. If ive missed any rogue whiskers whilst plucking If I eat, will they tell me if I look like Ace Ventura? Shall I take a toothbrush just in case? Have a had a poo today? Will I need one? When did I last eat? If I eat I may need a poo, if I don't I may end up with empty gut breath What shall I wear? Dear god what shall I wear? Shall I straighten my hair? Nah, last time I did that at a club someone stood on it yanking my head and I could have had a penis biting incident if it had been 20 seconds earlier. But I like my hair straight? Shall I? Nah fuck it, go for curls. But it's so long straight. Yeah but I can't go to the toilet without tying it up coz it's too long straight if ya catch my drift. Yeah curls.. nah, straight. Fuck it, it'll all end up in my gob whatever I do so tie it back ya daft bitch. Did I eat yet, I've forgotten. Time the washing machine so everything is super fresh. Shit, what perfume? Fuck a duck, what eye shadow? Shit, I need to choose my outfit to know what eyeshadow. Are my elbows feeling elbowy? I need them at full elbow strength in case I need to bust someones nose if they turn out to be a freako liar stalker murderer. P" Not much to worry about then | |||
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"Will I be safe?" Basically this everytime, especially after a local guy was found murdered after meeting someone off Grinder yesterday. | |||
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"What planet are they from? " Hairy bum hole ? | |||
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"What planet are they from? Hairy bum hole ? " One knuckle or two | |||
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"What planet are they from? Hairy bum hole ? One knuckle or two " Up to the wrist ? | |||
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"What planet are they from? Hairy bum hole ? One knuckle or two Up to the wrist ? " One fist or two. | |||
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"What planet are they from? Hairy bum hole ? One knuckle or two Up to the wrist ? One fist or two. " Hard core | |||
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"What planet are they from? Hairy bum hole ? One knuckle or two Up to the wrist ? One fist or two. Hard core " I'm not as vanilla as you think. | |||
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"Will there be chemistry..." Very much this. If there's chemistry there's no awkwardness at all | |||
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"Will I cum too quick " Yes | |||
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"Will I cum too quick " Gave up on worrying about this lol | |||
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"Will we still be awake at 2am? S" Hmmm... Maybe?! | |||
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"Will we still be awake at 2am? S Hmmm... Maybe?! " How’s the devil in your knickers? S | |||
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"Will we still be awake at 2am? S Hmmm... Maybe?! How’s the devil in your knickers? S" Stirring | |||
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"Is she vegan " If so will it be too cold to leave the windows open? S | |||
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