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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

your pecker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman dressed as a clown!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A woman dressed as a clown! "
did she have a red nose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A finger roll and tomato sauce

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A finger roll and tomato sauce"
sure it wasnt a tampon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A finger roll and tomato saucesure it wasnt a tampon? "

Actually it was two cheesie puffs

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A finger roll and tomato saucesure it wasnt a tampon?

Actually it was two cheesie puffs"
we talking crisp type snacks here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garlic mayo. My ex. Loved it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A finger roll and tomato saucesure it wasnt a tampon?

Actually it was two cheesie puffswe talking crisp type snacks here? "

Of course.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

lot of bloomin exes on this ere thread

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A finger roll and tomato saucesure it wasnt a tampon?

Actually it was two cheesie puffswe talking crisp type snacks here?

Of course."
phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A strange woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your pecker? "
Not just an orange. Not even an m and s orange. A skillfully carved slightly microwaved orange. wah Wah Wah I'm no trying that again.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"your pecker? Not just an orange. Not even an m and s orange. A skillfully carved slightly microwaved orange. wah Wah Wah I'm no trying that again. "
have you tried a melon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A finger roll and tomato saucesure it wasnt a tampon?

Actually it was two cheesie puffs"

Ok have to ask but 2! How did they fit?

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

walnut whip which was sucked doff wicked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your pecker? Not just an orange. Not even an m and s orange. A skillfully carved slightly microwaved orange. wah Wah Wah I'm no trying that again. have you tried a melon?"
Have you seen the size of my microwave!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"your pecker? Not just an orange. Not even an m and s orange. A skillfully carved slightly microwaved orange. wah Wah Wah I'm no trying that again. have you tried a melon? Have you seen the size of my microwave!"
no...you wanna show me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Garlic mayo. My ex. Loved it. "

is it wrong i actually laughed at garlic mayo??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nozzle of a vacuum cleaner on suck. Was the best BJ I've ever had. When I was quite young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your pecker? Not just an orange. Not even an m and s orange. A skillfully carved slightly microwaved orange. wah Wah Wah I'm no trying that again. have you tried a melon? Have you seen the size of my microwave!no...you wanna show me? "
Work it out. Slightly smaller than the size of your mellon. Shit I done it again. Oh well back to the orange X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Garlic mayo. My ex. Loved it.

is it wrong i actually laughed at garlic mayo?? "

I wasn't fussed but my cock smelt for days

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"your pecker? Not just an orange. Not even an m and s orange. A skillfully carved slightly microwaved orange. wah Wah Wah I'm no trying that again. have you tried a melon? Have you seen the size of my microwave!no...you wanna show me? Work it out. Slightly smaller than the size of your mellon. Shit I done it again. Oh well back to the orange X"
from hereon in you shall now be known as Jaffalover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your pecker? Not just an orange. Not even an m and s orange. A skillfully carved slightly microwaved orange. wah Wah Wah I'm no trying that again. have you tried a melon? Have you seen the size of my microwave!no...you wanna show me? Work it out. Slightly smaller than the size of your mellon. Shit I done it again. Oh well back to the orange Xfrom hereon in you shall now be known as Jaffalover "
Jaffalover the sexy bastard pmsl. Help me out then ya stingy cow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Garlic mayo. My ex. Loved it.

is it wrong i actually laughed at garlic mayo??

I wasn't fussed but my cock smelt for days "

haha toothpaste would have been better surely.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"your pecker? Not just an orange. Not even an m and s orange. A skillfully carved slightly microwaved orange. wah Wah Wah I'm no trying that again. have you tried a melon? Have you seen the size of my microwave!no...you wanna show me? Work it out. Slightly smaller than the size of your mellon. Shit I done it again. Oh well back to the orange Xfrom hereon in you shall now be known as Jaffalover Jaffalover the sexy bastard pmsl. Help me out then ya stingy cow "
the names clementine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone who put tiger balm on his cock, to see what it felt like.

It turned out pretty much as any sane person would expect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Twinkie when in Nashville or marmite, which is a big deal for me as I hate the stuff, yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your pecker? Not just an orange. Not even an m and s orange. A skillfully carved slightly microwaved orange. wah Wah Wah I'm no trying that again. have you tried a melon? Have you seen the size of my microwave!no...you wanna show me? Work it out. Slightly smaller than the size of your mellon. Shit I done it again. Oh well back to the orange Xfrom hereon in you shall now be known as Jaffalover Jaffalover the sexy bastard pmsl. Help me out then ya stingy cow the names clementine "
Your so bloody bitter

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"The nozzle of a vacuum cleaner on suck. Was the best BJ I've ever had. When I was quite young. "

A word of warning to those tempted. Apparently some vacuum hoses have a fan just inside the hose which spins round quickly with the force of the suction. It is designed to chop up the fluff and dust going up the pipe. A casualty nurse I know told me they used to get guys in hospital, with lacerations to their bell end, all making different excuses as to how they had the same tell-tale cuts. So make sure your hose doesn't have a fan up if before you stick your cock up it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your pecker? "

strawberry yoghurt!

apparently it tasted nice...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I used to keep hens, one of which I cunningly called Pecker but when I finally caught the darned fowl, I could neither decide what to put on it or even contemplate which end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a 35mm film case?

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

mouthwash, stung like a bitch!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know someone who put tiger balm on his cock, to see what it felt like.

It turned out pretty much as any sane person would expect!"

Once gave my ex a back massage starting at the base of her spine using deep heat...she then wanted her shoulders doing...I straddled her (nakid of course) bad move!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your pecker? "

You wernt it? lol or maybe that was a dream haha

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

And no one as said warm apple pie yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mouthwash, stung like a bitch!!! "

Had a blowjob like that once! It wakes you up all right!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And no one as said warm apple pie yet "
Upgraded too microwaved orange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey,,,,, you’d never catch me admitting to lying in the bath with just my cock showing above water, albeit for a large fly with its wings plucked off wandering around trapped on my knob-end like it was marooned on volcanic island waiting to erupt….!.

Cuz surely that’s gotta be an urban myth….!.

ffs I mean like how could you pull its wings off with wet fingers !!!! sheezzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And no one as said warm apple pie yet Upgraded too microwaved orange."

How many minutes on the timer?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Blackcurrant yoghurt, chocolate sauce, strawberry sauce... not all at once though lol!

Strawberry sauce was Jaynes favourite, first and only time I ever had to ask her to stop sucking my cock.... she was probably enjoying it as much as I was, but I started to feel like a lollipop lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TENs machine pads .... N e v e r again THANK YOU!! Having said that it was fine lying down but for some reason nearly stopped my heart standing up ... must have something to do with the earth path but never shouted ORANGE so loud or so quickly in my life

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

couple of slices of warm raw liver

quickly learned to wear a johnnie as the blood gave me a rash

felt fantastic to a 14 year old though

and it was tighter than the Gilf that took my cherry later that year

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