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"But what if there arse hole shares the water does that mean the results are ruined?" Haven't thought about that! Usually the asshole isn't close all the time unless the package needs to be dropped ? Then it opens ? | |||
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"I read that women should have 2 to 3 litres a day Hope this helps" Down the hatch ? | |||
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"But what if there arse hole shares the water does that mean the results are ruined? Haven't thought about that! Usually the asshole isn't close all the time unless the package needs to be dropped ? Then it opens ? " maybe she drops kids at the pool while in the pool? | |||
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"I read that women should have 2 to 3 litres a day Hope this helps Down the hatch ? " I dont think it matters which lips they use to drink it with | |||
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"I read that women should have 2 to 3 litres a day Hope this helps Down the hatch ? I dont think it matters which lips they use to drink it with "  | |||
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"But what if there arse hole shares the water does that mean the results are ruined? Haven't thought about that! Usually the asshole isn't close all the time unless the package needs to be dropped ? Then it opens ? maybe she drops kids at the pool while in the pool?" Which pool are we talking about though ? | |||
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"But what if there arse hole shares the water does that mean the results are ruined? Haven't thought about that! Usually the asshole isn't close all the time unless the package needs to be dropped ? Then it opens ? maybe she drops kids at the pool while in the pool? Which pool are we talking about though ? " if you see a floater u know there doing science stuff | |||
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"But what if there arse hole shares the water does that mean the results are ruined? Haven't thought about that! Usually the asshole isn't close all the time unless the package needs to be dropped ? Then it opens ? maybe she drops kids at the pool while in the pool? Which pool are we talking about though ? if you see a floater u know there doing science stuff" Shitting for Science. Always underestimated. | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out." is that squirting? | |||
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"But what if there arse hole shares the water does that mean the results are ruined?" No, he can help to measure it. | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out." I'd be happy to take a bath with you and plug the gaps  | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting?" Yeah I think so, I've heard anyway.   | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting?" Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather. | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out. I'd be happy to take a bath with you and plug the gaps "How generous of you! | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting? Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather." who gets the sticker bit wins a prize | |||
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"When you take a bath ladies with vaginas, how many liter of water goes in there ? " depends how big bath is the bathstore baths omg they can take so many litres   | |||
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" depends how big bath is the bathstore baths omg they can take so many litres "Shame they have gone into liquidation | |||
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" depends how big bath is the bathstore baths omg they can take so many litres
Shame they have gone into liquidation"ka-boom tish | |||
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" depends how big bath is the bathstore baths omg they can take so many litres
Shame they have gone into liquidation"lol love the pun | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out." The trick is, so a bearded gentleman coyly informed me, is to hold your nose as you ‘suck in’ using your vaginal muscles. | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting? Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather." I'm dead | |||
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"Fab forum law dictates that all Vaginas are exactly the same size and therefore tightness, so once you know the volume of one vagina please share it as we will then know the volume of every vagina." 3.4 cubic metres. | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting? Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather. I'm dead "RIP | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out. I'd be happy to take a bath with you and plug the gaps
How generous of you!"I live to please | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out." If one can hold the water in long enough it’s a very useful during the summer for watering the flower beds in the evening  | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out. If one can hold the water in long enough it’s a very useful during the summer for watering the flower beds in the evening " | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out. If one can hold the water in long enough it’s a very useful during the summer for watering the flower beds in the evening "Fantastic tip thank you! | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting? Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather." you should help put out the fires in Australia | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out. If one can hold the water in long enough it’s a very useful during the summer for watering the flower beds in the evening
Fantastic tip thank you!"I read it in Gardeners Weekly | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting? Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather.you should help put out the fires in Australia" I bet they never thought of hanging a dozen ladies with bladder issues out of a plane, ring the embassy immediately and make this happen!!! | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting? Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather.you should help put out the fires in Australia I bet they never thought of hanging a dozen ladies with bladder issues out of a plane, ring the embassy immediately and make this happen!!! "That is actually genius. Nasty steam burns mind you. | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out.is that squirting? Yup. That's why it's bubbly and smells of imperial leather.you should help put out the fires in Australia I bet they never thought of hanging a dozen ladies with bladder issues out of a plane, ring the embassy immediately and make this happen!!!
That is actually genius. Nasty steam burns mind you."Steaming vaginas is a thing now | |||
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"Dunno. Mines sewn up so I don’t get pregnant " Does that mean you can't have sex either ? | |||
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"Dunno. Mines sewn up so I don’t get pregnant Does that mean you can't have sex either ?" I have other holes | |||
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"Dunno. Mines sewn up so I don’t get pregnant Does that mean you can't have sex either ?" ear sex only | |||
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" Steaming vaginas is a thing now" As a tasting plate in high end restaurants ? | |||
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"When you take a bath ladies with vaginas, how many liter of water goes in there ? " I only bathe with ladies without vaginas, so i'm afraid i can't enquire or measure the displacement | |||
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"Fab forum law dictates that all Vaginas are exactly the same size and therefore tightness, so once you know the volume of one vagina please share it as we will then know the volume of every vagina. 3.4 cubic metres." Wow, I ejaculate 3400 litres of jizz per climax so we must be super compatible. | |||
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"Fab forum law dictates that all Vaginas are exactly the same size and therefore tightness, so once you know the volume of one vagina please share it as we will then know the volume of every vagina. 3.4 cubic metres. Wow, I ejaculate 3400 litres of jizz per climax so we must be super compatible."  | |||
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"I put a cork in mine before i get into the bath to avoid this issue" Least you won’t drown! 
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"Really?! you've no idea about women" He does do jokes that go over people's heads really well though. | |||
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"Really?! you've no idea about women" | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out." I know I'm late, but | |||
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"I put a cork in mine before i get into the bath to avoid this issue" what do u use? Dinner plate | |||
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"I put a cork in mine before i get into the bath to avoid this issuewhat do u use? Dinner plate "couldnt resist | |||
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"I put a cork in mine before i get into the bath to avoid this issuewhat do u use? Dinner plate couldnt resist "The full dinner set  | |||
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"I read that women should have 2 to 3 litres a day Hope this helps Down the hatch ? " Up the snatch | |||
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"I can no longer take baths as it just all gets sucked up there and if I keep refilling the bath I'll flood the house when I stand up and get out." This made me laugh | |||
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"Clench and close before lowering and then when you relax a natural vacuum created, do limited water enters and flooding upon standing unlikely to happen "Unfortunately I'm still working on my mind vagina connection. | |||
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