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"Whats the weirdest thing a man has tried to put up your chuff? "really? Your telling me that men try to put strange objects like erm wine bottles and such like up a ladies foo foo? How very strange  | |||
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"his fist, believe me to me thats strange lol" i believe ya  | |||
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"i once put a sky remote in a ladies vag, and then used a can of lynx after it, just to see if they compared to my cock . . . . no comparison tho "what about a meerkat?  | |||
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"Whats the weirdest thing a man has tried to put up your chuff?
really? Your telling me that men try to put strange objects like erm wine bottles and such like up a ladies foo foo? How very strange "They never heard of corkscrews?  | |||
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"i once put a sky remote in a ladies vag, and then used a can of lynx after it, just to see if they compared to my cock . . . . no comparison tho what about a meerkat? "think diamonds tried that | |||
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"i once put a sky remote in a ladies vag, and then used a can of lynx after it, just to see if they compared to my cock . . . . no comparison tho what about a meerkat? "now that's just wrong | |||
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It suprised me but at least he cut the stalk off first | |||
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"An aubergine!
It suprised me but at least he cut the stalk off first "i thought woman liked a good stalk?? | |||
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"i once put a sky remote in a ladies vag, and then used a can of lynx after it, just to see if they compared to my cock . . . . no comparison tho "did she keep ur remote n lynx then? | |||
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"i once put a sky remote in a ladies vag, and then used a can of lynx after it, just to see if they compared to my cock . . . . no comparison tho
did she keep ur remote n lynx then? "With some Kegel exercises she could change channel or do a passable impersonation of one of those automatic air fresheners | |||
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"Bottle of Krugg... Half full...;-) Fizzy squirting... "ooooh im getting cystitis symptoms at the thought  | |||
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"An aubergine!
It suprised me but at least he cut the stalk off first
i thought woman liked a good stalk??"True, but not short, crusty dry ones | |||
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"Bottle of Krugg... Half full...;-) Fizzy squirting... ooooh im getting cystitis symptoms at the thought "Don't you mean Cristal symptoms? | |||
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"Bottle of Krugg... Half full...;-) Fizzy squirting... ooooh im getting cystitis symptoms at the thought
Don't you mean Cristal symptoms?"no, i dont pop my cork willie nillie ya know | |||
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"Whats the weirdest thing a man has tried to put up your chuff? "a banana | |||
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"Whats the weirdest thing a man has tried to put up your chuff?
a banana "a big un or a little un? | |||
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"Whats the weirdest thing a man has tried to put up your chuff?
a banana a big un or a little un? "medium | |||
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"Whats the weirdest thing a man has tried to put up your chuff?
a banana a big un or a little un?
medium "just be careful of ya clacker | |||
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"Whats the weirdest thing a man has tried to put up your chuff?
a banana a big un or a little un?
medium just be careful of ya clacker "As long as it aint chocolate covered and i aint licking it , im ok | |||
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"Whats the weirdest thing a man has tried to put up your chuff?
a banana a big un or a little un?
medium just be careful of ya clacker
As long as it aint chocolate covered and i aint licking it , im ok "try some chocolate philly | |||
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"Whats the weirdest thing a man has tried to put up your chuff?
a banana a big un or a little un?
medium just be careful of ya clacker
As long as it aint chocolate covered and i aint licking it , im ok try some chocolate philly "i only like green and blacks choc, yuck to anything mushy | |||
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"Whats the weirdest thing a man has tried to put up your chuff?
a banana a big un or a little un?
medium just be careful of ya clacker
As long as it aint chocolate covered and i aint licking it , im ok try some chocolate philly
i only like green and blacks choc, yuck to anything mushy "the banana wasnt peeled then? | |||
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"Nope think it ended up back in the fruit bowl after,  "I'm never eating your tossed salad! | |||
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"Nope think it ended up back in the fruit bowl after,
I'm never eating your tossed salad!"I dont stick nanas in me tossed salad | |||
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"Nope think it ended up back in the fruit bowl after,
I'm never eating your tossed salad!"wonder what she uses as a dressing? | |||
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"Nope think it ended up back in the fruit bowl after,
I'm never eating your tossed salad!
I dont stick nanas in me tossed salad "Indeed, but if that's how you treat your bananas, I have fear of what you've been up to with the cucumber! | |||
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