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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i havent been to the chippy for ages i was staggered how much a fish was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

No That's England

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

No That's England

Hey its not cheaper in Scotland or Wales is it??

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

On the bright side, I did see 6 tins of tuna for a fiver during the week...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the bright side, I did see 6 tins of tuna for a fiver during the week..."

I bought a shed load of paint in the wrong tin from a guy who worked at an old BBC props dep back in the only fools and horses days

Bright yellow illume hmmm now that was on the bright side when I woke up this morning I thought to my self you plonker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

No That's England

Hey its not cheaper in Scotland or Wales is it??

Nope - its not cheaper in scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

?3.50 for a battered fish?? last time i battered a fish i was fined ?25!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

No That's England

Hey its not cheaper in Scotland or Wales is it??

Nope - its not cheaper in scotland

Its tragic! I ran out of coin for mushy peas!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"?3.50 for a battered fish?? last time i battered a fish i was fined ?25!!"

Kebabs are cheaper! How wrong is that!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"?3.50 for a battered fish?? last time i battered a fish i was fined ?25!!

Kebabs are cheaper! How wrong is that!

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nope....im not going there

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

You're going to the wrong chippy.

pssst now how about starting "It's a joke, Government tax and expenditure" thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"?3.50 for a battered fish?? last time i battered a fish i was fined ?25!!

Kebabs are cheaper! How wrong is that!

nope....im not going there

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought a chippy this week, fish and chips £5.50 half chicken and chips £4.50

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

You're going to the wrong chippy.

pssst now how about starting "It's a joke, Government tax and expenditure" thread?

Is the chippy cheaper on Bradford?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I went to the chippy last week and came away hungry and disappointed.

"Haddock and chips please" i said.

"Sorry mate, we're finished for the day"

"But i want Haddock and Chips please".

"Sorry mate but were out of fish"

"But it's for me tea, i want Haddock and Chips, please."

"Look here" he said, "spell haddock with an F."

"But there is no f in haddock" says i.

"Correct" he says, "now fook off, we're closed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bought a chippy this week, fish and chips £5.50 half chicken and chips £4.50

How long is it going to be before they start asking you to pay for salt !!!

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

Sit back and toke your montecristo bro.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

You're going to the wrong chippy.

pssst now how about starting "It's a joke, Government tax and expenditure" thread?

Is the chippy cheaper on Bradford?

Yeah. Fish, good haddock, from around £2.50. Three portion sizes of chips too, curvy, ample and fabulous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

You're going to the wrong chippy.

pssst now how about starting "It's a joke, Government tax and expenditure" thread?

Is the chippy cheaper on Bradford?

Yeah. Fish, good haddock, from around £2.50. Three portion sizes of chips too, curvy, ample and fabulous.

It would be great if it didn't cost £5 in petrol to get there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£3.50 is cheap for a decent fish.

Most chippies are the same now, I like the old traditional ones that don't do kebabs and stuff, just the good old fashioned fish n chips or pie, peas chips n gravy etc.

Found one in Derby and its feckin spot on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"£3.50 is cheap for a decent fish.

Most chippies are the same now, I like the old traditional ones that don't do kebabs and stuff, just the good old fashioned fish n chips or pie, peas chips n gravy etc.

Found one in Derby and its feckin spot on!

Same here given a choice. Fish, chips, saveloy and pukka pies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guy walks into a chippy and says,

'give me a fuckin fish supper'

'no' says the woman behind the counter, 'thats not how you ask'

'look' says the guy, 'i only want a fuckin fish supper'

'no' says the gal, look, we'll swap places and i'l show u how its done'

they swap places and the gal says

'may i have a fish supper please?'

'fuck off' says the guy 'u wouldnt give ME one'

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

dont know how lucky we are.

try living in ireland

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

dont know how lucky we are.

try living in ireland"

Geddaway you have potatoes coming out of our ears there don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

Strange shops you've got over in huddersfield montecristo.

So is that a fish shop that sells stamps and patrol too or a petrol station thats fish and chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geddaway you have potatoes coming out of our ears there don't you?

ooooofff

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

dont know how lucky we are.

try living in ireland

Geddaway you have potatoes coming out of our ears there don't you?

you would think the famine was back the amount shit costs.

almost 1.70 for petrol

5 euro for a fish

first time i went over, Em took me out for a meal, and for the 2 of us, in a steakhouse type place, was nearly 60 euro, 1 course each, and 2 drinks (nearly a fiver a drink)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

dont know how lucky we are.

try living in ireland

Geddaway you have potatoes coming out of our ears there don't you?

you would think the famine was back the amount shit costs.

almost 1.70 for petrol

5 euro for a fish

first time i went over, Em took me out for a meal, and for the 2 of us, in a steakhouse type place, was nearly 60 euro, 1 course each, and 2 drinks (nearly a fiver a drink)"

We don't want the Euro! No thank you very much ta

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness

Can you still get spam fritters in the chip shops ,i use to love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

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its simple really email don't post , walk or catch the bus , and stay away from the chippy .

* cReEpS rOunD cRypT * -l-

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

dont know how lucky we are.

try living in ireland

Geddaway you have potatoes coming out of our ears there don't you?

you would think the famine was back the amount shit costs.

almost 1.70 for petrol

5 euro for a fish

first time i went over, Em took me out for a meal, and for the 2 of us, in a steakhouse type place, was nearly 60 euro, 1 course each, and 2 drinks (nearly a fiver a drink)"

I am cheap,

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

dont know how lucky we are.

try living in ireland

Geddaway you have potatoes coming out of our ears there don't you?

you would think the famine was back the amount shit costs.

almost 1.70 for petrol

5 euro for a fish

first time i went over, Em took me out for a meal, and for the 2 of us, in a steakhouse type place, was nearly 60 euro, 1 course each, and 2 drinks (nearly a fiver a drink)

We don't want the Euro! No thank you very much ta

think you will find even those with it, dont want it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

Grew up at the seaside, it was £3.50 for a fish supper there 15 years sgo, feck knows how much it is now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

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Where did you get your fish pal? 2003!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

Where did you get your fish pal? 2003!"

Huddersfield! Mushroom says its £2.50 in Bradford! I am beginning to wonder if its real fish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

Where did you get your fish pal? 2003!

Huddersfield! Mushroom says its £2.50 in Bradford! I am beginning to wonder if its real fish!

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Usual Mushroom son Sardine supper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

dont know how lucky we are.

try living in ireland

Geddaway you have potatoes coming out of our ears there don't you?

you would think the famine was back the amount shit costs.

almost 1.70 for petrol

5 euro for a fish

first time i went over, Em took me out for a meal, and for the 2 of us, in a steakhouse type place, was nearly 60 euro, 1 course each, and 2 drinks (nearly a fiver a drink)"

There never was a potato famine, they just forgot where they planted them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

dont know how lucky we are.

try living in ireland

Geddaway you have potatoes coming out of our ears there don't you?

you would think the famine was back the amount shit costs.

almost 1.70 for petrol

5 euro for a fish

first time i went over, Em took me out for a meal, and for the 2 of us, in a steakhouse type place, was nearly 60 euro, 1 course each, and 2 drinks (nearly a fiver a drink)

There never was a potato famine, they just forgot where they planted them

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LMFAO wow your brave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

1. email, its cheaper

2. go electric

3. batter ya own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

dont know how lucky we are.

try living in ireland

Geddaway you have potatoes coming out of our ears there don't you?

you would think the famine was back the amount shit costs.

almost 1.70 for petrol

5 euro for a fish

first time i went over, Em took me out for a meal, and for the 2 of us, in a steakhouse type place, was nearly 60 euro, 1 course each, and 2 drinks (nearly a fiver a drink)

There never was a potato famine, they just forgot where they planted them

LMFAO wow your brave!

brave or sick ..

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

dont know how lucky we are.

try living in ireland

Geddaway you have potatoes coming out of our ears there don't you?

you would think the famine was back the amount shit costs.

almost 1.70 for petrol

5 euro for a fish

first time i went over, Em took me out for a meal, and for the 2 of us, in a steakhouse type place, was nearly 60 euro, 1 course each, and 2 drinks (nearly a fiver a drink)"

But on the plus side, when the financial squeeze took hold, official figures quoted for Ireland included :

minimum dole money 194 Euro's a week

average Income Tax paid, around 3-4%

Are those not accurate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

1. email, its cheaper

2. go electric

3. batter ya own

Batter my own what????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

1. email, its cheaper

2. go electric

3. batter ya own

Batter my own what????

Any thing ya like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"60p for a first class stamp!

£1.45 for a litre of unleaded

£3.50 for a battered fish!

Its a joke!!!

1. email, its cheaper

2. go electric

3. batter ya own

Batter my own what????

Any thing ya like

Well I am not dipping my extremities in hot oil batter or no batter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as well you didn't fancy Pizza, Dominoes charge about a tenner fer cheese on toast with some bits in it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just as well you didn't fancy Pizza, Dominoes charge about a tenner fer cheese on toast with some bits in it!

He he he you get 14 inches though for that.

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