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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Got on the bus today and the driver said "let me know when you want to get off, my bell isn't working ".

So when I wanted to get off I stood up next to his cab thing and said "ding ding!"

He looked at me like I was a lunatic, so I said "you said your bell wasn't working?"

He said "oh...", didn't crack a smile...and let me off the bus

Ever felt like a complete knob?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I would have laughed.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I would have laughed. "

I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, you bell

He was probably having a rough day. Keep being you as it was funny.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

there can sometimes be a fine line while being funny...

the first time you hear it it was funny..... the 15th time you've heard the same joke it probably isn't....

it was probably your 1st and his 15th.......

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"there can sometimes be a fine line while being funny...

the first time you hear it it was funny..... the 15th time you've heard the same joke it probably isn't....

it was probably your 1st and his 15th......."

That's the whole point, I wasn't trying to be funny, I just wanted to get his attention to get off the bus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You did exactly what I would of done lol, "Ding ding"...

He's the knob with clearly no sense of humour

Thank you for making me smile

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Perhaps he was hoping for a slightly different sounding ding ding. Little like "Mr Humphreys" are you being served or Kenneth Williams from "Carry on movies" more D'ing Dddd'ing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need more people like you in the world

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail


"You did exactly what I would of done lol, "Ding ding"...

He's the knob with clearly no sense of humour

Thank you for making me smile "
Me also. Here is an imaginary bar of chocolate.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"You did exactly what I would of done lol, "Ding ding"...

He's the knob with clearly no sense of humour

Thank you for making me smile "

One does one's best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people don't know what a sense of humour is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"We need more people like you in the world"

Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have done the exact same thing OP

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Got on the bus today and the driver said "let me know when you want to get off, my bell isn't working ".

So when I wanted to get off I stood up next to his cab thing and said "ding ding!"

He looked at me like I was a lunatic, so I said "you said your bell wasn't working?"

He said "oh...", didn't crack a smile...and let me off the bus

Ever felt like a complete knob?

"

When my bell on my bike snapped I used to sing a pleasant 'DINGALING!' to pedestrians. Worked nearly everytime.

Wotshisproblem? Pah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the driver was having a bad day - I'd have found it funny

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

lmao poor guy, probably just having a stressed day.. He was probably embarrassed after you disembarked though.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Lol, you bell

He was probably having a rough day. Keep being you as it was funny."

Keep being you... I Iike your style

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Had I been the bus driver, I'd have taken one look at you and replied, Leslie Phillips-style, "I say, ding dong."

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

I was helping my cousin in his tea hut today, serving people.

Family of four places a big order chips etc... then a couple placed a simple order.. the couple got there food first and I could see the family of four look over...

I said to them “I see you have food envy, it’s ok your is on its way, we are awaiting the chips to cook, I get food envy too”

Well the looks I got, I felt like a crazy woman who had spoken a different language!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Got on the bus today and the driver said "let me know when you want to get off, my bell isn't working ".

So when I wanted to get off I stood up next to his cab thing and said "ding ding!"

He looked at me like I was a lunatic, so I said "you said your bell wasn't working?"

He said "oh...", didn't crack a smile...and let me off the bus

Ever felt like a complete knob?

"

Oh boo, he sounds like no fun! I would have done exactly the same

Mrs TMN x

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I laughed out loud Maybe he was concentrating so much in driving that missed half of a joke

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Got on the bus today and the driver said "let me know when you want to get off, my bell isn't working ".

So when I wanted to get off I stood up next to his cab thing and said "ding ding!"

He looked at me like I was a lunatic, so I said "you said your bell wasn't working?"

He said "oh...", didn't crack a smile...and let me off the bus

Ever felt like a complete knob?

When my bell on my bike snapped I used to sing a pleasant 'DINGALING!' to pedestrians. Worked nearly everytime.

Wotshisproblem? Pah!

"

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got on the bus today and the driver said "let me know when you want to get off, my bell isn't working ".

So when I wanted to get off I stood up next to his cab thing and said "ding ding!"

He looked at me like I was a lunatic, so I said "you said your bell wasn't working?"

He said "oh...", didn't crack a smile...and let me off the bus

Ever felt like a complete knob?

"
thats the future of travel auto drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate it when you say a joke and they ask you to repeat it.. the moment has gone now i'm affraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His bell doesn't work because it's perched on top of his head #tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I was helping my cousin in his tea hut today, serving people.

Family of four places a big order chips etc... then a couple placed a simple order.. the couple got there food first and I could see the family of four look over...

I said to them “I see you have food envy, it’s ok your is on its way, we are awaiting the chips to cook, I get food envy too”

Well the looks I got, I felt like a crazy woman who had spoken a different language! "

Haha welcome to my world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahah that’s funny

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