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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re right baking scones is a very weird fetish

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"You’re right baking scones is a very weird fetish "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones" "

I would have read it. Scones are very tasty , always cream then jam though hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nicely done!

I'm afraid I can't answer the sconage dilemma, I'm just here to congratulate you on the clickbait

P

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Now...

S-cones?

Or?

"Scons"?

And incidentally, the dough is best used immediately ... it's not like bread and needs to prove

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

It should be fine, my gran would make the mixture hours in advance and her scones were ace.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones"

I would have read it. Scones are very tasty , always cream then jam though hahaha "

Heathen!!!!!!

Jam THEN clotted cream ... must be clotted

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I love baking scones. Damn low carb diet.

I'll judge you on wanting to leave the dough though.

Kink shaming alert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rising process starts as soon as the liquid is added so if left for too long they don't rise as well but taste just as good

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'll throw a turd into it.

How do you mix the dough? (I don't mean with turds) Is using a food processor heresy?

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By *dx69Man
over a year ago

London

I think the subject “Baps” could have worked...

( . ) ( . )

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

We could skip the scones and just go to the jam and cream smearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mind was running to what sexual thing you would want from scone dough...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones" "

If you think putting "scones" in a thread subject won't attract interested pervs, you clearly haven't heard of Bake Off.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones"

I would have read it. Scones are very tasty , always cream then jam though hahaha "

Noooo butter, jam, cream. You know it makes sense

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones"

I would have read it. Scones are very tasty , always cream then jam though hahaha

Noooo butter, jam, cream. You know it makes sense"

Yes!!! Hail to one who knows

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


" nicely done!

I'm afraid I can't answer the sconage dilemma, I'm just here to congratulate you on the clickbait

P"

I gotta get views somehow

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Now...

S-cones?

Or?

"Scons"?

And incidentally, the dough is best used immediately ... it's not like bread and needs to prove"

Scons and darn it. I can't make it go and pick my mates up then put them in the oven then? The scones not my friends

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Now...

S-cones?

Or?

"Scons"?

And incidentally, the dough is best used immediately ... it's not like bread and needs to prove

Scons and darn it. I can't make it go and pick my mates up then put them in the oven then? The scones not my friends"

You can, but they may not rise the same

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"It should be fine, my gran would make the mixture hours in advance and her scones were ace. "

I will follow her then, grans are rarely wrong

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Now...

S-cones?

Or?

"Scons"?

And incidentally, the dough is best used immediately ... it's not like bread and needs to prove

Scons and darn it. I can't make it go and pick my mates up then put them in the oven then? The scones not my friends"

And I thought that was your confessed weird fetish then

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I love baking scones. Damn low carb diet.

I'll judge you on wanting to leave the dough though.

Kink shaming alert! "

Would it help if I pouted into an imaginary camera a la Nigella?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Butter on scones?

Shame. Shame

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"Butter on scones?

Shame. Shame "

If jam or cream are not available, it is better than nowt

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Doh..!!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"The rising process starts as soon as the liquid is added so if left for too long they don't rise as well but taste just as good "

I want tall, light scones. I'm doomed to cold scones or flat ones aren't I?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I love baking scones. Damn low carb diet.

I'll judge you on wanting to leave the dough though.

Kink shaming alert!

Would it help if I pouted into an imaginary camera a la Nigella? "

That'd be a weird porno

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"The rising process starts as soon as the liquid is added so if left for too long they don't rise as well but taste just as good

I want tall, light scones. I'm doomed to cold scones or flat ones aren't I? "

They don't look like flat ones too me

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'll throw a turd into it.

How do you mix the dough? (I don't mean with turds) Is using a food processor heresy? "

Yes it is, you can't make suggestive gestures with a food processor. Turds have no place in my scones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones"

I would have read it. Scones are very tasty , always cream then jam though hahaha

Noooo butter, jam, cream. You know it makes sense"

Definitely!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I think the subject “Baps” could have worked...

( . ) ( . ) "

Frankly with you lot a full stop and a comma would have got some of you clicking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea but when you've made them, send a couple this way please?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"We could skip the scones and just go to the jam and cream smearing "

We could but where's the fun in that

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My mind was running to what sexual thing you would want from scone dough..."

Don't even ask or my mates won't eat them...

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones"

If you think putting "scones" in a thread subject won't attract interested pervs, you clearly haven't heard of Bake Off."

this is true. There would probably be way more responses

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Now...

S-cones?

Or?

"Scons"?

And incidentally, the dough is best used immediately ... it's not like bread and needs to prove

Scons and darn it. I can't make it go and pick my mates up then put them in the oven then? The scones not my friends

You can, but they may not rise the same"

My friends!?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Now...

S-cones?

Or?

"Scons"?

And incidentally, the dough is best used immediately ... it's not like bread and needs to prove

Scons and darn it. I can't make it go and pick my mates up then put them in the oven then? The scones not my friends

And I thought that was your confessed weird fetish then "

OMG I've given it away without knowing

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Butter on scones?

Shame. Shame "

It's illegal to eat scones without a thick coating of Lurpack especially cheese ones. I thought every one knew that

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Now...

S-cones?

Or?

"Scons"?

And incidentally, the dough is best used immediately ... it's not like bread and needs to prove

Scons and darn it. I can't make it go and pick my mates up then put them in the oven then? The scones not my friends

You can, but they may not rise the same

My friends!? "

If it's a niche enough fetish, then you might not get much "rising" at all I'm afraid.

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Butter on scones?

Shame. Shame

If jam or cream are not available, it is better than nowt "

It's essential!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Butter on scones?

Shame. Shame

It's illegal to eat scones without a thick coating of Lurpack especially cheese ones. I thought every one knew that "

Guess I'm a smooth criminal

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Doh..!! "

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

My hands are too hot to make scones

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I love baking scones. Damn low carb diet.

I'll judge you on wanting to leave the dough though.

Kink shaming alert!

Would it help if I pouted into an imaginary camera a la Nigella?

That'd be a weird porno"

I wouldn't be seen in a normal one

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"The rising process starts as soon as the liquid is added so if left for too long they don't rise as well but taste just as good

I want tall, light scones. I'm doomed to cold scones or flat ones aren't I?

They don't look like flat ones too me "

That's because they've been kneaded

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones"

I would have read it. Scones are very tasty , always cream then jam though hahaha

Noooo butter, jam, cream. You know it makes sense

Definitely! "

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"No idea but when you've made them, send a couple this way please? "

Will do!

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Now...

S-cones?

Or?

"Scons"?

And incidentally, the dough is best used immediately ... it's not like bread and needs to prove

Scons and darn it. I can't make it go and pick my mates up then put them in the oven then? The scones not my friends

You can, but they may not rise the same

My friends!?

If it's a niche enough fetish, then you might not get much "rising" at all I'm afraid. "

Lol oh dear I might just buy a box of cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones"

I would have read it. Scones are very tasty , always cream then jam though hahaha

Heathen!!!!!!

Jam THEN clotted cream ... must be clotted "

Glad we agree on clotted cream. And more of a ratio than jam. It wrong way around lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Store bought

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"My hands are too hot to make scones "

Melt the butter? You won't be any good at pastry either then

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Lol made me laugh!

Long time since I've made scones but never rested the dough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones" "

You would have had me at scores I'm a feeders dream but unfortunately I'm more of an expert at eating them rather than making them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The rising process starts as soon as the liquid is added so if left for too long they don't rise as well but taste just as good

I want tall, light scones. I'm doomed to cold scones or flat ones aren't I? "

Yup lol but tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a riot coming up so several dozen please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones" "

Bake half now and leave other half until later. Let us know

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Lol made me laugh!

Long time since I've made scones but never rested the dough"

Neither have I and on balance I don't think I'm going to start

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones"

You would have had me at scores I'm a feeders dream but unfortunately I'm more of an expert at eating them rather than making them "

Fresh, warm scones with a sprinkling of icing sugar are delicious aren't they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually make a large batch, wrap them individually in clingfilm and stick them in the freezer - then if we feel like scones (rhymes with stones) I just take a couple out, leave them out an hour and then bake them.

So should be alright to leave...

xx Niki

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've a riot coming up so several dozen please..."

A riot! You want to throw them at the police!?

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones"

Bake half now and leave other half until later. Let us know "

Now that would seem sensible. I might do that

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I actually make a large batch, wrap them individually in clingfilm and stick them in the freezer - then if we feel like scones (rhymes with stones) I just take a couple out, leave them out an hour and then bake them.

So should be alright to leave...

xx Niki"

The uncooked dough? That sounds like a great idea. There's always one or two left that go stale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, uncooked - just make sure you wrap them properly in cling film individually to avoid freezer burn - they're good for a few weeks!

OOOHHH - you can't let scones to go stale!

Niki xx

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm keeping this thread alive, I need to know what happens with the scones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm keeping this thread alive, I need to know what happens with the scones. "

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that they get eaten...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh. And scone rhymes with on, not own.

Fight me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh. And scone rhymes with on, not own.

Fight me. "

Why? I agree with you.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones"

I would have read it. Scones are very tasty , always cream then jam though hahaha "

Nooooo...jam then clotted cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones"

You would have had me at scores I'm a feeders dream but unfortunately I'm more of an expert at eating them rather than making them

Fresh, warm scones with a sprinkling of icing sugar are delicious aren't they "

There's a bakery down the road I'm so hoping there open in the morning, way to much food talk on the forums

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Oh. And scone rhymes with on, not own.

Fight me.

Why? I agree with you."

Then don't fight me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Oh. And scone rhymes with on, not own.

Fight me.

Why? I agree with you.

Then don't fight me "

Damn. I was gonna volunteer to be referee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a riot coming up so several dozen please...

A riot! You want to throw them at the police!? "

If I made scones that's all they would be good for

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph


"Oh. And scone rhymes with on, not own.

Fight me. "

Scones that sound like stones where I come from

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By *icecouple561 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Honestly I turn my back and its Scone Wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't read all the comments but with scones you want to bake straight away in a hot oven. Also don't know what recipe your using but highly recommend adding warm milk with a squirt of lemon and adding straight to mixture shape and in the oven asap. Perfect light scones

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"You’re right baking scones is a very weird fetish "

And one that I personally share. Cheese and bacon are the best, warm with butter.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

The recipe I have says to make the batter them wrap in cling film for half an hour. But then I make vegan ones because I'm one of them weird vegan people

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"If I make scone dough then leave it for a couple of hours before baking will it affect the quality of the final scone?

I know that has nothing to do with the title but you wouldn't have read it if I'd put "scones" "

You can chill the dough overnight in the fridge, so they should be ok after a couple of hours

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