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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry if this limits the potential replies, anyway here is the topic: Is catching your foreskin or any aprt of you penis in a metal zip your most painful experience ( and usually the loneliest one too lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its not as bad as a dislocated knee,,that does bloody hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapping ya banjo string is excruciating, so I've been told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I zipped up around 3/4" of me scroat in my levis once going out commando. What's worse was I had to run the zip back to unzip it and free myself.

I decided button flies or undies from that moment on...

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

This thread has made my teeth tingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was circumcised as a lad and that's never happened but I have caught my helmet once and to say it brought a tear to my eye would be and understatement lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think its the point when you realise you are going to have to pull the zip in the opposite direction that makes the pain worse

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????

Always wear trousers/jeans with buttons. Then you can undo them with a strong swift pull. Makes you feel like a porn star even if you are only going for a piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry if this limits the potential replies, anyway here is the topic: Is catching your foreskin or any aprt of you penis in a metal zip your most painful experience ( and usually the loneliest one too lol )"

I have passed a kidney stone.... agony

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

If an accidental blow in the nuts is owt to go by then a kick in 'em must be excruciating. Must far exceed the sting of zipping yer dick by a long distance.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Childbirth is pretty uncomfortable too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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If an accidental blow in the nuts is owt to go by then a kick in 'em must be excruciating. Must far exceed the sting of zipping yer dick by a long distance.

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I saw a guy jogging once in the fog who went head on into a bollard at the entry to a footpath. Well suffice to say it brough him to an abrupt halt, and then he just fell to his knees and was doing something between coughing up and being sick. The noise was excruciating as well. Bang went his child allowance!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ironing when i was in army, i dropped steam iron on to end of cock, OUCH steamed foreskin anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst playing hockey I took a ball from very close range full in the nads. It broke my box and cut the skin. That hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

talk about painfull and embarrasing !!!

we were in a weatherspoons and its quite a busy location (livingston)..

we heard a bit of noise and screaming that seemed to be comming from the toilets area

was it a fight ? no

was it a screaming orgasm ? no

was it a guy with his cock caught ? no

someone had wanted to steal a fancy beer glass !! so he sneaked the glass into the toilets and put it up his arse ..

the glass had broken when he tried to walk out the toilets..

the funny thing was - he could have taken the glass outside to the beer garden and walked away with it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"talk about painfull and embarrasing !!!

we were in a weatherspoons and its quite a busy location (livingston)..

we heard a bit of noise and screaming that seemed to be comming from the toilets area

was it a fight ? no

was it a screaming orgasm ? no

was it a guy with his cock caught ? no

someone had wanted to steal a fancy beer glass !! so he sneaked the glass into the toilets and put it up his arse ..

the glass had broken when he tried to walk out the toilets..

the funny thing was - he could have taken the glass outside to the beer garden and walked away with it !!"

Omfg noooooooo?!?!?!?!? Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneezing after u had a c section is really painful, feels like its tearing u apart from the inside out if it catches u unaware!

Her, obviously x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snapping ya banjo string is excruciating, so I've been told. "

Yes it is and even more so when it heals up as goes tighter for some time afterwards. Snapped mine over in a neat little town happy named Medicine Hat in Canada whilst d*unkenly dry bumming a lass from the RLC.During my days as a young infantry grunt many moons ago now. Missed and nailed the wrong hole in the dark as one does when full of fine tasty beverages. Hurt like fuckin hell it did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i did this when i was younger pulled my zip up and got my 4skin trapt in it so i had 2 unzip it yes it was painfull lol

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