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Faking your own death

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How would one go about this?

Just getting ideas for the new year

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I think you'd probably need a lot of cash money.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Photoshop

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Tupac is working in Subway in Basingstoke. Pop and ask him how he managed it.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Step 1

Make sure you have good life insurance

Step 2

Get a sea canoe

Step 3

Appear to get lost at sea

Step 4

Get someone to claim the insurance

Step 5

Live a life in south American

Never been done of course

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Hmm. I think disappearing would be easier.

Arrange to go away on a weekend retreat with no internet or phone access, drive to a station somewhere quite remote, take a train to an airport very far away from your home town, buy a ticket to Amsterdam, take a flight anywhere in the world from there. Take two phones, leave the one used for friends and family tucked away in the aircraft.

Obviously I've never given this a moment's thought.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Or just withdraw all your money, move to a large city and get on with life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought about leaving a pile of clothes on the beach. Trouble is i'm such a pussy in anything less than warm sea everyone'll know i haven't done it.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"How would one go about this?

Just getting ideas for the new year"

Full plastic surgery first so you can move about your old stomping ground undetected and best of all go to your own funeral to see who says what about you and who actually turns up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I didn't have my boys, I'd run away and start again, change my name too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faking a death is near impossible nowadays but disappearing well that's much easier. Cash out everything your own house the lot, buy gold something you can resell do this long before you make the commitment, then travel to any Mena state and start crossing borders on foot, it's very easy to lose yourself in the middle East.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have any family, don’t have much money, don’t have too many problems, Partners have come, taken everything and left me with nothing. I’m mostly dead anyway. Can’t fake being dead but good at faking being alive and happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask Alexa. She will tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play shag, snog,avoid threads continuously for a week. You'll look, appear and sound dead, and everyone will be ignoring you by the end of the week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Faking a death is near impossible nowadays but disappearing well that's much easier. Cash out everything your own house the lot, buy gold something you can resell do this long before you make the commitment, then travel to any Mena state and start crossing borders on foot, it's very easy to lose yourself in the middle East. "

Very true

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Timothy Dexter, an eccentric 18th Century businessman in the USA ( he wrote the punctuation-less book A Pickle for the Knowing Ones or Plain Truth in a Homespun Dress) is best known for having faked his own death to see how people would react.

He observed that his wife, Elizabeth (née Frothingham), didn't shed any tears at the wake (in fact, he found her in the kitchen laughing with some of the 3000 people that turned up for the wake), and as a result he caned her for not being sufficiently saddened by his 'death'.

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