FabSwingers.com forum: Jokes part XIV

By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Teacher in politics class : "Who invented the five day week and why?"

Little Johnny : "Miss, miss, it were Robinson Crusoe miss. He lived on a desert island, worked hard and was always buggered by Friday"

ps couldn't be arsed to go look for an old thread.

By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Jewish bloke takes his lad for the Op and while the Doc does the deed he starts wondering. "Doc" he says, "what do you do with the offcuts, do you just throw them away?"

"No, i don't, i've got a little old lady who stitches them together and makes beautiful wallets out of them. Here, take a look" says the Doc as he opens a drawer.

"Exquisite" says the father," how much are they?"

Doc says £300.

"Bloody hell" says the father "that's dear for a wallet."

"Yes" says the Doc "but you must also consider that when you stroke it it turns into a suitcase."

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.

"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."