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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham

There seems to be a few people on Fab struggling at the moment, so thought a thread with positive, motivational life quotes may help a little. Anyone who is struggling, please do talk and seek help from groups and professionals.

Our quote to start things off:-

If you can't fly then run,

If you can't run then walk,

If you can't walk then crawl.

But whatever you do, keep moving forwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it moves funk it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t trouble trouble till trouble troubles you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When going through hell, keep going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prior planning preparation prevents piss poor performance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prior planning preparation prevents piss poor performance "

I need to peee.. Lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Onwards and upwards

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

If it walk's like a duck,

Looks like a duck,

It's probably a duck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t come in here to piss about just do a piss and piss off out

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check it before you wreck it

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive it like you stole it

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham


"Prior planning preparation prevents piss poor performance "

That's a tongue twister. We need to practice that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like shit

Smells like shit

Tastes like shit

Best not step in it

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Many hands make light work up until the point where too many cooks spoil the broth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whip it in

Whip it out

Wipe it on the curtain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it flys, floats or f@%ks

Rent it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tallest gets cut first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t stay too comfy for too long. Struggle is good, it makes you realise it was worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man who goes to bed with itchy bum

Wakes up with.....

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

You gotta stop watering dead plants

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

We fall.

We break.

We fail.

But then,

We rise.

We heal.

We overcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never shit where you eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come at me bro

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Do or Do Not, there is no try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If in doubt do nowt

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By *ralGuy77Man
over a year ago

Oldbury

If it doesn’t fit don’t force it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rich man isnt always a happy man.. but a happy man is always a rich man

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Never enter an arse kicking contest with a hedgehog

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The milk man doesn't always have milk. Sometimes he has orange juice and that's not much good in tea.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Never let the bastards grind you down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every shadow, even the deepest ones are threatened by the morning light

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Don’t piss up my back and tell me it’s raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To "succeed" in life you need 3 things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live, love, laugh, learn and leave a log.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Wild Geese by Mary Oliver

You do not have to be good.

You do not have to walk on your knees

for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.

You only have to let the soft animal of your body

love what it loves.

Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.

Meanwhile the world goes on.

Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain

are moving across the landscapes,

over the prairies and the deep trees,

the mountains and the rivers.

Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air,

are heading home again.

Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,

the world offers itself to your imagination,

calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting -

over and over announcing your place

in the family of things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say what you mean and mean what you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A rich man isnt always a happy man.. but a happy man is always a rich man

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I like this

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like shit

Smells like shit

Tastes like shit

Best not step in it "

If it tastes like shit it's already too late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drugs r bad mkaaaay

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By *orthern Stars OP   Couple
over a year ago

Durham

Some really good quotes in here. Thanks folks.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

He kind, while there is still time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising everytime we fall

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By *bwitchedWoman
over a year ago

Batley, West Yorkshire

Our deeds travel with us from afar,

And what we have been makes us what we are

George Eliot (from Middlemarch)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens to you is 10%, how you react is 90%

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By *ass and kinkWoman
over a year ago

kinxville

Fake it till you make it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Of the back of another thread

Great things come to those that ooft

And

Never ooft in silence

(c) Red-monkey 2019

T-shirts may be available in various colours

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.

I wrote down 'happy'.

They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You" he said, "are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss on the pot or get off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life begins where your comfort zone ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes nothing to join the crowd, it takes everything to stand alone

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much room

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"There seems to be a few people on Fab struggling at the moment, so thought a thread with positive, motivational life quotes may help a little. Anyone who is struggling, please do talk and seek help from groups and professionals.

Our quote to start things off:-

If you can't fly then run,

If you can't run then walk,

If you can't walk then crawl.

But whatever you do, keep moving forwards."

Wise words. Another thing to keep in mind is as bad as we think we have it, there are others who are far worse off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meaningful life is not being rich, being popular, being highly educated or being perfect. It's about being real, being humble, being able to share ourselves and touch the lives of others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don’t live for something you’ll die for nothing

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

'Why are you dodging like this? They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.'

General John Sedgwick

Union Army

9 May 1864

Moments later he was killed, by a shot through his eye, by a Confederate sharpshooter.

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By *obo999Man
over a year ago

Fife

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rome wasn't built in a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dance like no one is watching, love like you've never been hurt, sing like no one is listening and live like it's heaven on earth.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Suffering is not a competition."

Or. Your pain is real, and it doesn't matter if it counts to anyone else. You're still suffering and there's still things to be overcome. You still deserve compassion.

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By *iolet82Woman
over a year ago

strathaven

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

Lovely idea op, especially for this time of year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it don't come naturally it ain't worth fighting for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidental smiley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.

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