FabSwingers.com forum: Parcels

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I pay for next day delivery and stay in all day...

its getting late so i call them up and find out if things are ok only to discover its been delivered and signed for.

I don't have my order and do not recognise the name of the man who signed for it.. ffs arghhhhhhh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pay for next day delivery and stay in all day...

its getting late so i call them up and find out if things are ok only to discover its been delivered and signed for.

I don't have my order and do not recognise the name of the man who signed for it.. ffs arghhhhhhh!!!

Next door neighbours?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I pay for next day delivery and stay in all day...

its getting late so i call them up and find out if things are ok only to discover its been delivered and signed for.

I don't have my order and do not recognise the name of the man who signed for it.. ffs arghhhhhhh!!!

kin 'ell, how many meets do you get per day?

ps please advise how anyone can continue this thread and stay on topic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no i know my neighbours names lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I pay for next day delivery and stay in all day...

its getting late so i call them up and find out if things are ok only to discover its been delivered and signed for.

I don't have my order and do not recognise the name of the man who signed for it.. ffs arghhhhhhh!!!

kin 'ell, how many meets do you get per day?

ps please advise how anyone can continue this thread and stay on topic?"

lmfao mushy... brilliant

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By *ratsweetkittensWoman
over a year ago

stalybridge

was it sent by DHL otherwise known as Drop it Hide it Loose it if a nieghbour has signed for it they should have the house number on there paper work

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By *rystal Tipps - AlistairCouple
over a year ago

livingston

Technically, the parcel should not be delivered to any other address, unless they have written permission from you saying other wise, the reason they give it to neighbours is so they don't have to do re-delivery, would phone supplier and queery the delivery

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

How did they know it was a man who signed for it?.....

Do signatures have male traits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did they know it was a man who signed for it?.....

Do signatures have male traits?"

the lady on the phone said the mans name who signed for it. must have had to print a name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now am i the only one curious about what was in the parcel??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

big dildo was it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it was ann summers actually.

package retrieved

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"it was ann summers actually.

package retrieved

Worn on Saturday, not worn on Sunday perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had the a problem like this I won a ps3 in a competition and it was delivered with DHL. I wasn't home so they left a could not deliver note but was left at no21 and signed for. Problem is their isn't a no21 in my street. Or anyone with the same name as the apparent signee. After numourus complaints I later found out that the delivery driver had been sacked but couldn't be told why. Did he steal my item?? I will never know

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????

I would go round to all the next door neighbours and politely ask if they know anything. "With a machete"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i now have the parcel

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"i now have the parcel

Piccies or we don't believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where was it?? Was it royal mail that delivered??

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

was the box tampered with before it got to you?

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i now have the parcel

Piccies or we don't believe you

2 little pics on my profile for your viewing mushy

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By *eicsCouple
over a year ago

leicester

So who had the parcel ??? And did he open it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So who had the parcel ??? And did he open it lol"

turned out to be my neighbours step dad who is down for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a parcel come today but couldnt go to the door as i was mid horny session (he wouldnt go either) ..... ffs, now gotta go into town tomorrow to collect it, all cos i wouldnt answer the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i now have the parcel

Piccies or we don't believe you

2 little pics on my profile for your viewing mushy "

What lovely pics. I might need a room cleaning on Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i now have the parcel

Piccies or we don't believe you

2 little pics on my profile for your viewing mushy

What lovely pics. I might need a room cleaning on Saturday. "

clean your own room..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i now have the parcel

Piccies or we don't believe you

2 little pics on my profile for your viewing mushy

What lovely pics. I might need a room cleaning on Saturday.

clean your own room..

Boo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 little pics on my profile for your viewing mushy

If I was your delivery driver I would not accept bloke next door signature I would wait for hours to check out that cleavage whilst you signed my package

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

2 little pics on my profile for your viewing mushy

If I was your delivery driver I would not accept bloke next door signature I would wait for hours to check out that cleavage whilst you signed my package

im covered up on a day to day basis lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

my dad signs for all my parcels.....so far he has never asked whats inside

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my dad signs for all my parcels.....so far he has never asked whats inside

my grandma once asked me what was inside one of my parcels... no way was i going to get her it was the platinum rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a parcel come today but couldnt go to the door as i was mid horny session (he wouldnt go either) ..... ffs, now gotta go into town tomorrow to collect it, all cos i wouldnt answer the door

So were we last night, when the chinese arrived they said half an hour, so we thought we'd fill the time with a little aperitif, ffs must have only been ten minutes. Have ya tried pullin ya pants on with a hard on and try and get to the door at the same time, someone thought it was extremely funny and that was only the chinkyman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once ordered an fb a rabbit from ann summers, I had ordered stuff from there before and had it delivered to work, as i'm usually the one who deals with all the mail. Anyway, the package, in a nondescript brown box was dwlivered while I was at lunch, and when i got back found it had been opened... Bloody box didn't have a name on it, so my boss opened it... Was not a happy bunny! Bloody DHL

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