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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I have a fucking cold. A common fucking cold.

It's a hum dinger tho ........

Fix it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently u can buy tissues already infected so u can catch cold when its more convenient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a fucking cold. A common fucking cold.

It's a hum dinger tho ........

Fix it.

My only recommendation is effervescent vitamin C.

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By *heekyweebissimWoman
over a year ago

fife,

Stay away from dairy and gluten, drink lots of pineapple juice, take paracetamol, sleep and keep warm. Will be fighting fit in no time

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

" Stay away from dairy and gluten, drink lots of pineapple juice, take paracetamol, sleep and keep warm. Will be fighting fit in no time

Pineapple juice...... okay.....

Go to the shops for me.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I have a fucking cold. A common fucking cold.

It's a hum dinger tho ........

Fix it.

My only recommendation is effervescent vitamin C. "

Isn't that a bit late? I don't think cold germs mind vitamins.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Apparently u can buy tissues already infected so u can catch cold when its more convenient "

You are nothing short of a fucking genius. Seriously .....

I could have used those the day before work starts instead of snifflin and whinin' over new year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A drop of whisky,hot water,a little sugar,and some honey. You’ll feel better straight away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got some pineapple juice for you.... if you open wide (your mouth

) I will pour it down the phone for you

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"A drop of whisky,hot water,a little sugar,and some honey. You’ll feel better straight away! "

I'll have a few and then I won't give a shit.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I have a fucking cold. A common fucking cold.

It's a hum dinger tho ........

Fix it.

My only recommendation is effervescent vitamin C.

Isn't that a bit late? I don't think cold germs mind vitamins."

They don't, the whole vitamin c thing is a phallacy and you are better off getting lots of rest and hydrating while your body fights off the virus. Analgesics help with the symptoms, why suffer when you can ease the ache and pains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A drop of whisky,hot water,a little sugar,and some honey. You’ll feel better straight away!

I'll have a few and then I won't give a shit."

That’s the idea!

Although it is a tasty drink this time of year too

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Thank you Dr. x I will do just that.

Should I bring in the bin that I put out earlier ? Or just leave it for others to fall over ?

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

Strap sliced potatoes to your feet

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Strap sliced potatoes to your feet "

Okay Lottie ! Maris Piper ?

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By *ottielayWoman
over a year ago

by the bay

"Strap sliced potatoes to your feet

Okay Lottie ! Maris Piper ?"

I’m not sure which ones work best

Whatever in your cupboard

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Bed, sleep.....lots of water, wrap up but keep a window open for fresh air, you'll be fine in no time....

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Norse goddess cold cure..

Slice an onion and strap to your third eye

Steam your bottom

Dance on a pile of old lemon rind in the full moon

There

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gallons of orange juice

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Norse goddess cold cure..

Slice an onion and strap to your third eye

Steam your bottom

Dance on a pile of old lemon rind in the full moon

There

By third eye do you mean arse hole ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Gallons of orange juice "

and drown meself ?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Norse goddess cold cure..

Slice an onion and strap to your third eye

Steam your bottom

Dance on a pile of old lemon rind in the full moon

There

By third eye do you mean arse hole ?"

But put some there too for good measure

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I've only got pickles

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Thank you Dr. x I will do just that.

Should I bring in the bin that I put out earlier ? Or just leave it for others to fall over ?"

No worries GC, glad I could be of assistance

Fuck em, let the bastards suffer.

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By *heekyweebissimWoman
over a year ago

fife,

" Stay away from dairy and gluten, drink lots of pineapple juice, take paracetamol, sleep and keep warm. Will be fighting fit in no time

Pineapple juice...... okay.....

Go to the shops for me."

Done, left it on your doorstep

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I've only got pickles"

These need inserting .. shall I pop over?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Get out of your cave Lazarus!

There, better now?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I have a fucking cold. A common fucking cold.

It's a hum dinger tho ........

Fix it.

I thought advanced humans were resistant to viruses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore my recommendation then as I obviously speak utter crap.

I hope the cold goes soon and your back to yourself soon.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Ignore my recommendation then as I obviously speak utter crap.

I hope the cold goes soon and your back to yourself soon. "

What ? A grouchy cynic ?

Thanks !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I have a fucking cold. A common fucking cold.

It's a hum dinger tho ........

Fix it.

I thought advanced humans were resistant to viruses?

We are but you take your eyes off the sneaky bleeders for one moment and Whoosh .... they are straight up your achilles !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ignore my recommendation then as I obviously speak utter crap.

I hope the cold goes soon and your back to yourself soon.

What ? A grouchy cynic ?

Thanks ! "
she meant it in the best possible taste........... have another lemsip

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Not a cold Granny! Not you! You're too young and full of life to have one of those pesky things.

Get a hot man to make you some chicken noodle soup wearing very little. That'll sort you right out.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Ignore my recommendation then as I obviously speak utter crap.

I hope the cold goes soon and your back to yourself soon.

What ? A grouchy cynic ?

Thanks ! she meant it in the best possible taste........... have another lemsip

I'm on Fortnums curd on toast..... and tea... it's doing me the power of good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ignore my recommendation then as I obviously speak utter crap.

I hope the cold goes soon and your back to yourself soon.

What ? A grouchy cynic ?

Thanks ! she meant it in the best possible taste........... have another lemsip

I'm on Fortnums curd on toast..... and tea... it's doing me the power of good."
fortnums curd sounds like Allah has been involved avoid it like the plague

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Not a cold Granny! Not you! You're too young and full of life to have one of those pesky things.

Get a hot man to make you some chicken noodle soup wearing very little. That'll sort you right out."

Meli ..... I know. I thought that my acrid disposition and over use of garlic would keep any self respecting virus at bay .... I'm slipping.

oooooooooooooo seriously now ..... Chic Ken Noo odle soup ..... that appeals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ignore my recommendation then as I obviously speak utter crap.

I hope the cold goes soon and your back to yourself soon.

What ? A grouchy cynic ?

Thanks ! "

Not being grouchy, I'm fine. Just really thought vitamin C helped as it helps the body absorb things needed for the body to fight stuff off.

Colds suck. Hope it's fixed soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ignore my recommendation then as I obviously speak utter crap.

I hope the cold goes soon and your back to yourself soon.

What ? A grouchy cynic ?

Thanks !

Not being grouchy, I'm fine. Just really thought vitamin C helped as it helps the body absorb things needed for the body to fight stuff off.

Colds suck. Hope it's fixed soon. "
grannies suck too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boil original lucozade and ginger then drink warm, do this before bed wake up right as rein.

Always works for me and has worked for many of my friends

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