FabSwingers.com forum: Xmas farts

By *heLaserGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

Aren't they fun

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Are they?

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"Are they?"

Awwww. This thread had nearly faded away

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are they?

Awwww. This thread had nearly faded away

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"Are they?

Awwww. This thread had nearly faded away

Bad girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ROFL wtf my arse has been on fire too why is this

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By *heLaserGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

I have been in tears with laughter lol Maybe it's a man thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering the amount and a variety of food I've eaten in past week my ass has not been very vocal...

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By *heLaserGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Considering the amount and a variety of food I've eaten in past week my ass has not been very vocal..."

You sound disappointed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone told me Christmas eve..

"I'm farting alot"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Considering the amount and a variety of food I've eaten in past week my ass has not been very vocal...

You sound disappointed...."

I'm a way I am. But I'm glad people around me didn't suffer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**in a way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst is being rough as fuck in the morning and lifting your quilt after a heavy night if farts I nearly spewed

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Me and the child have been playing a duet!

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By *heLaserGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Considering the amount and a variety of food I've eaten in past week my ass has not been very vocal...

You sound disappointed....

I'm a way I am. But I'm glad people around me didn't suffer."

I have a pic I wanna send ya, age limits lol

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By *heLaserGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"The worst is being rough as fuck in the morning and lifting your quilt after a heavy night if farts I nearly spewed

Biut the best is discreetly letting one go whilst all playing a board game lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a brass band here.... theres only me and my pet venus fly trap 'cranky' .... im blaming 'cranky'

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By *heLaserGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Sounds like a brass band here.... theres only me and my pet venus fly trap 'cranky' .... im blaming 'cranky'

Add to the volatile sprouts roasted garlic and veg, the expensive blue cheese ( that smelt like death) and viola you have anal napalm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't they fun

Sexplosive

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Omggggg a thread that was made for me!

I'm repeating sprouts....burp,s n farts....

I feel bloody ill.....I think I've over dosed on sprouts.....omg I'm dying.....my will,s in the bin.......I have nothing to give....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't they fun

Not had any sprouts yet

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By *heLaserGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Omggggg a thread that was made for me!

I'm repeating sprouts....burp,s n farts....

I feel bloody ill.....I think I've over dosed on sprouts.....omg I'm dying.....my will,s in the bin.......I have nothing to give....

My arse is in tatters lol flapping in the wind so to speak lol

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Omggggg a thread that was made for me!

I'm repeating sprouts....burp,s n farts....

I feel bloody ill.....I think I've over dosed on sprouts.....omg I'm dying.....my will,s in the bin.......I have nothing to give....

My arse is in tatters lol flapping in the wind so to speak lol"

When will it end!????!????

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"Omggggg a thread that was made for me!

I'm repeating sprouts....burp,s n farts....

I feel bloody ill.....I think I've over dosed on sprouts.....omg I'm dying.....my will,s in the bin.......I have nothing to give....

I'll have the dogs

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Omggggg a thread that was made for me!

I'm repeating sprouts....burp,s n farts....

I feel bloody ill.....I think I've over dosed on sprouts.....omg I'm dying.....my will,s in the bin.......I have nothing to give....

I'll have the dogs

With your hoodlum cats?? Not a chance lady.....

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"Omggggg a thread that was made for me!

I'm repeating sprouts....burp,s n farts....

I feel bloody ill.....I think I've over dosed on sprouts.....omg I'm dying.....my will,s in the bin.......I have nothing to give....

I'll have the dogs

With your hoodlum cats?? Not a chance lady.....

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By *heLaserGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm crying here lol

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Omggggg a thread that was made for me!

I'm repeating sprouts....burp,s n farts....

I feel bloody ill.....I think I've over dosed on sprouts.....omg I'm dying.....my will,s in the bin.......I have nothing to give....

I'll have the dogs

With your hoodlum cats?? Not a chance lady.....

Awwwwww

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I'm crying here lol"

Awwwwww boobie hugs.....

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"I'm crying here lol

Awwwwww boobie hugs.....

I'll send bodies. Lots of bodies

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I'm crying here lol

Awwwwww boobie hugs.....

I'll send bodies. Lots of bodies

I'll boobie hug your poor feet fadge....

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By *heLaserGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"I'm crying here lol

Awwwwww boobie hugs.....

I'll send bodies. Lots of bodies

I'll boobie hug your poor feet fadge....

Check your inbox, if you die laughing it's not my fault lol

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"I'm crying here lol

Awwwwww boobie hugs.....

I'll send bodies. Lots of bodies

I'll boobie hug your poor feet fadge....

Another 12 hour ruddy shift tomorrow. They so hurt

How do you do crying emoji ?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I'm crying here lol

Awwwwww boobie hugs.....

I'll send bodies. Lots of bodies

I'll boobie hug your poor feet fadge....

Another 12 hour ruddy shift tomorrow. They so hurt

How do you do crying emoji ?"

(Cry)

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"I'm crying here lol

Awwwwww boobie hugs.....

I'll send bodies. Lots of bodies

I'll boobie hug your poor feet fadge....

Check your inbox, if you die laughing it's not my fault lol "

Now I am crying Suzy baby

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I'm crying here lol

Awwwwww boobie hugs.....

I'll send bodies. Lots of bodies

I'll boobie hug your poor feet fadge....

Another 12 hour ruddy shift tomorrow. They so hurt

How do you do crying emoji ?"

(Cry)

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"I'm crying here lol

Awwwwww boobie hugs.....

I'll send bodies. Lots of bodies

I'll boobie hug your poor feet fadge....

Another 12 hour ruddy shift tomorrow. They so hurt

How do you do crying emoji ?

(Cry)

No"

Small c ? (cry)

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I'm crying here lol

Awwwwww boobie hugs.....

I'll send bodies. Lots of bodies

I'll boobie hug your poor feet fadge....

Check your inbox, if you die laughing it's not my fault lol "

Hahahaha omg

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"I'm crying here lol

Awwwwww boobie hugs.....

I'll send bodies. Lots of bodies

I'll boobie hug your poor feet fadge....

Another 12 hour ruddy shift tomorrow. They so hurt

How do you do crying emoji ?

(Cry)

Small c ? (cry)"

Oops no

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I'm crying here lol

Awwwwww boobie hugs.....

I'll send bodies. Lots of bodies

I'll boobie hug your poor feet fadge....

Another 12 hour ruddy shift tomorrow. They so hurt

How do you do crying emoji ?

(Cry)

Small c ? (cry)

Oops no

(weep)

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

(sob)

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

(crying)

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"(crying)"

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By *heLaserGuy OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"I'm crying here lol

Awwwwww boobie hugs.....

I'll send bodies. Lots of bodies

I'll boobie hug your poor feet fadge....

Check your inbox, if you die laughing it's not my fault lol

Hahahaha omg

I haven't stopped for two days, you can't help but laugh...well i couldnt lol

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"(crying)"

Failure

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"(crying)

How you do it hairy arse?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"(crying)

How you do it hairy arse?"

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"(crying)

How you do it hairy arse?

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By *epsonWoman
over a year ago

Biddulph

"(crying)

How you do it hairy arse?

Some people don't share

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"(crying)

How you do it hairy arse?

It's : ' ( .. no spaces Bandit

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I've no idea wtf you just said....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I've no idea wtf you just said...."

The emoji is : ' ( ...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Bingo

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Bingo"

Thankyou my

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Bingo

Thankyou my

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I barely drink anymore.

The one thing I really miss about it is an all-night trumping session after eight pints of ale and a chicken madras.

Shock and awe, I tell thee, shock and awe

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Trumping.....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Wish I had a dog I could blame the smell on

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"Aren't they fun

Don't know about fun but bloody smelly. The revenge of the turkey and Brussels sprouts.

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