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Can anyone here beat my mighty weight gain?
There’s a prize of an empty box of Quality Street (I ate the contents, obviously) for anyone who can top it  | |||
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"Bloody hell! You need 3500 calories to put on a pound, that's some eating gone on there. We'll done! " With these! Well done! | |||
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  ..... get me back in the gym!! | |||
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"Do you remember Tim Allen’s rapid body transformation in The Santa Claus? Yep......that’s me "Oh  . Facial hair too? | |||
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"Do you remember Tim Allen’s rapid body transformation in The Santa Claus? Yep......that’s me
Oh . Facial hair too? "It does appear to be growing at an accelerated rate..... (mind you, I’ve felt too full to shave to be fair)
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"So....after a few days of gargantuan gormandising, I got on the scales earlier and found that they have gone wrong. Bloody hell! Almost a full stone out they now are!......erm....
Can anyone here beat my mighty weight gain?
There’s a prize of an empty box of Quality Street (I ate the contents, obviously) for anyone who can top it "Maybe you need a second opinion as your body looks fine from here!  | |||
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"Do you remember Tim Allen’s rapid body transformation in The Santa Claus? Yep......that’s me
Oh . Facial hair too?
It does appear to be growing at an accelerated rate..... (mind you, I’ve felt too full to shave to be fair)
Er....How long before I receive an impromptu visit by elves? " why not take an "elfie" so we can see this amazing transformation | |||
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"So....after a few days of gargantuan gormandising, I got on the scales earlier and found that they have gone wrong. Bloody hell! Almost a full stone out they now are!......erm....
Can anyone here beat my mighty weight gain?
There’s a prize of an empty box of Quality Street (I ate the contents, obviously) for anyone who can top it
Maybe you need a second opinion as your body looks fine from here! "Thank you Alas, my pics were taken prior to my world eating record attempt.....  | |||
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"Do you remember Tim Allen’s rapid body transformation in The Santa Claus? Yep......that’s me
Oh . Facial hair too?
It does appear to be growing at an accelerated rate..... (mind you, I’ve felt too full to shave to be fair)
Er....How long before I receive an impromptu visit by elves?
why not take an "elfie" so we can see this amazing transformation "Ha ha - I may have to fashion some clever under-lighting for the pics.... A few new shadows might show otherwise | |||
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"I’ve put on six stone and now my arse cheeks drag on the floor when I walk "That’ll make you easier to stal...spot | |||
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"My weight fluctuates by half a stone just at my time of the month, so i’m not looking until January!! That’ll be when my “healthy eating lifestyle overhaul” kicks in." Lost a stone before Christmas no change | |||
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"I’ve put on six stone and now my arse cheeks drag on the floor when I walk
That’ll make you easier to stal...spot "I know you enjoy my pics you minx | |||
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"I daren't comment. I've already had a lecture on here today about my weight and that's on my pictures from before the Christmas binge ."There's no need for someone to be commenting on your weight. I think your pics are stunning  | |||
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"Pretty much all of it will be fluid and glycogen, not actual tissue gained. I gained a pound "What's glycogen? | |||
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"I'm staying away from the scales until I start exercising in January again, they would scream if I stood on them at the moment " Not from what I can see,look perfectly fine to me | |||
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 not looking forward to it... | |||
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"I'm not going to even look. My theory is what you don't know doesn't hurt you. "I'm in blissful ignorance too | |||
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"My weight fluctuates by half a stone just at my time of the month, so i’m not looking until January!! That’ll be when my “healthy eating lifestyle overhaul” kicks in." Stop fabbing my pics you perv! | |||
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"Pretty much all of it will be fluid and glycogen, not actual tissue gained. I gained a pound
What's glycogen?"Carbohydrates stored in the liver and muscles. Each gram of glycogen holds roughly 4g of water. It's why when people start a diet and cut out carbs they see dramatic weight loss in the first few weeks. It's just glycogen being depleted and the water it holds leaving the body, not actual weight. It's also why if you eat a high carb meal such as pizza you can wake up the next day 4lb heavier. It's just carbs and water stored in the body. | |||
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"I'm staying away from the scales until I start exercising in January again, they would scream if I stood on them at the moment Not from what I can see,look perfectly fine to me " | |||
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"Pretty much all of it will be fluid and glycogen, not actual tissue gained. I gained a pound
What's glycogen?
Carbohydrates stored in the liver and muscles. Each gram of glycogen holds roughly 4g of water.
It's why when people start a diet and cut out carbs they see dramatic weight loss in the first few weeks. It's just glycogen being depleted and the water it holds leaving the body, not actual weight.
It's also why if you eat a high carb meal such as pizza you can wake up the next day 4lb heavier. It's just carbs and water stored in the body.
"That explains why I was dashing for a wee more often when I cut down on carbs as advised by my consultant. Thanks for a clear and understandable explanation | |||
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"I'm staying away from the scales until I start exercising in January again, they would scream if I stood on them at the moment Not from what I can see,look perfectly fine to me "If it’s a recent pic you’re looking pretty hot so keep eating! | |||
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"So....after a few days of gargantuan gormandising, I got on the scales earlier and found that they have gone wrong. Bloody hell! Almost a full stone out they now are!......erm....
Can anyone here beat my mighty weight gain?
There’s a prize of an empty box of Quality Street (I ate the contents, obviously) for anyone who can top it "Probably just water weight. Salt, sugar and carbs make you retain water. Give it a few days, drink lots of water (sounds counterintuitive but it will flush your system) and most of it will have come off again | |||
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Hit the gym today, felt really good | |||
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"Just signed up for a Beginners Boxing thing. Add on the usual cardio and swimming, that should get rid of at least one mince pie! "I'd love to do boxing | |||
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"Just signed up for a Beginners Boxing thing. Add on the usual cardio and swimming, that should get rid of at least one mince pie!
I'd love to do boxing"It's a beginner thing, half price, need to get fitter etc etc so doing that Bound to be a place close by that does the same. I know around here they do female only classes. | |||
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"I'm staying away from the scales until I start exercising in January again, they would scream if I stood on them at the moment Not from what I can see,look perfectly fine to me
If it’s a recent pic you’re looking pretty hot so keep eating! "It's from August although I hadn't changed much until last weekend. My mum likes to feed me lol! | |||
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"I'm staying away from the scales until I start exercising in January again, they would scream if I stood on them at the moment Not from what I can see,look perfectly fine to me
If it’s a recent pic you’re looking pretty hot so keep eating!
It's from August although I hadn't changed much until last weekend. My mum likes to feed me lol! "That’s what they’re there for! | |||
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"Update: I have two big jars of pickled eggs here. I’m feeling too bloated and lethargic to exercise with any great vigour. Would anyone cate to join me in my exclusive new diet routine that I’ve just this minute devised? I’m calling it pickled egg Pilates. It’s sure to be awesome (with a possible side effect of increased flatulence) " That's put me off eating | |||
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Annoyed as I've been working most of it so not done any over indulgence. I have been ill and less active and had a change in contracteption.
I've joined to to rebelfit which is about getting healthy over dieting. It starts on the 13th I'm excited to start it.
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"Nope, I’m cursed with a body that refuses to go over 150 pounds " You see curse I see blessing lol!! | |||
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"Nope, I’m cursed with a body that refuses to go over 150 pounds " Crikey. Mine seems to be settled around 300 pounds. | |||
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"Nope, I’m cursed with a body that refuses to go over 150 pounds " I wish I was cursed with that body | |||
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"Nope, I’m cursed with a body that refuses to go over 150 pounds I wish I was cursed with that body" And I wish I had your body - next to mine. | |||
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"I threw my scales in the bin as they tell lies
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