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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes it happened again this morning rolled over onto it and it woke me up. Any advice lads for the well endowed

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ask him to sleep on the sofa next time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask him to sleep on the sofa next time!

Stop chatting shit about my Willy Jo

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Ask him to sleep on the sofa next time!

Stop chatting shit about my Willy Jo "

Ok, I'll leave you to chat shit about your willy instead.

Have a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut a hole in your mattress. Drop your massive cock in it, it will act as an anchor and will stop you rolling over on to it.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Ye sleep in restraints BT’s to stop u turning over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I agree.

N x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Yes, I agree.

N x"

Me too, most definitely!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask him to sleep on the sofa next time!

Stop chatting shit about my Willy Jo

Ok, I'll leave you to chat shit about your willy instead.

Have a good day

Jo"

Good woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cut a hole in your mattress. Drop your massive cock in it, it will act as an anchor and will stop you rolling over on to it. "

Good idea expensive mattress though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you doing with poultry in the bed

Weirdo !

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Put it in traction like when people break a leg.

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By *heel markMan
over a year ago

beside the sea

Have you tried wearing a hat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is ruining my sleep I'm developing amnesia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a weighted duvet, that sorted it for me, keeps me in place lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a weighted duvet, that sorted it for me, keeps me in place lol "

I will have to look into this it's ruining my life hate having such a big one

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

"This is ruining my sleep I'm developing amnesia"
did you mean insomnia ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is ruining my sleep I'm developing amnesia"

Just try and forget about it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is ruining my sleep I'm developing amnesiadid you mean insomnia ? "

FFS yes

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Cock cage - stop it disturbing you while you sleep!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"This is ruining my sleep I'm developing amnesiadid you mean insomnia ?

FFS yes"

He forgot that he didn't mean amnesia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sleep in a hammock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a weighted duvet, that sorted it for me, keeps me in place lol

I will have to look into this it's ruining my life hate having such a big one "

Cut it off then. You don’t have any use for it anyway

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I have a weighted duvet, that sorted it for me, keeps me in place lol

I will have to look into this it's ruining my life hate having such a big one

Cut it off then. You don’t have any use for it anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock cage - stop it disturbing you while you sleep! "

Do they actually work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a weighted duvet, that sorted it for me, keeps me in place lol

I will have to look into this it's ruining my life hate having such a big one

Cut it off then. You don’t have any use for it anyway

You'd be surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you doing with poultry in the bed

Weirdo ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno man. My cock is aways up in the mornings before I am.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Tuck it up your bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tuck it up your bum."

They ain't no tucking in the morning that's the problem it's as stiff as a board

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Tuck it up your bum.

They ain't no tucking in the morning that's the problem it's as stiff as a board "

Tuck it up someone else's bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tuck it up your bum.

They ain't no tucking in the morning that's the problem it's as stiff as a board

Tuck it up someone else's bum?"

Is that an offer ?

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Stop sleeping on a door??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop sleeping on a door??"

Is that also an offer ?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Tuck it up your bum.

They ain't no tucking in the morning that's the problem it's as stiff as a board

Tuck it up someone else's bum?

Is that an offer ?"

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Stop sleeping on a door??

Is that also an offer ? "

Of what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Castration is your best option

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Get bound and gagged and the right company around you

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Tie it to your leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borrow a head or neck restraint from a nurse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop sleeping on a door??

Is that also an offer ?

Of what?"

Sleep in bed with you of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Borrow a head or neck restraint from a nurse.

Many nurses give that shit out ?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Don’t bend over to tie your laces, you might lose an eye

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Memory foam mattress

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Stop sleeping on a door??

Is that also an offer ?

Of what?

Sleep in bed with you of course"

Oh, of course, my door is always open. All offensive weapons must be left at the foot of the stairs.

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By *ohn julie 500Couple
over a year ago

leeds

just carry on dreaming

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