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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mrs here. About to board a flight from Budapest to Dublin and horny as always, lol. Got me thinking of fucking while up in the air. Any who have done this? Did it live up to expectation? Flying Ryanair so...em...won't be attempting this, lol. I'll save it for another airline... x

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

You'll struggle on Ryanair.

Your best bet is a long haul night flight.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryanair would probably charge you a supplement

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Ryanair would probably charge you a supplement"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll struggle on Ryanair.

Your best bet is a long haul night flight..... "

Lol that's why I mentioned I'll save it for another airline. Could you imagine doing it on a Ryanair flight?! Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ryanair would probably charge you a supplement"

O'Leary would only just love to have another thing to charge for!! lol

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

The thought of flying Ryan air makes me no horn for me

Here's hoping the flight was at least safe and you get there in good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mountain top hotel, not hard to get one at 1 mile above sea level, and the one we chose had a fabulous 4 poster, far better than a quickie in a toilet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The thought of flying Ryan air makes me no horn for me

Here's hoping the flight was at least safe and you get there in good time "

Lol delayed as always but good to be home.

Haha same, can barely read a book on those flights let alone anything else!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mountain top hotel, not hard to get one at 1 mile above sea level, and the one we chose had a fabulous 4 poster, far better than a quickie in a toilet! "

Oooh sounds fab! What country? Even just a quick sesh in a plane would be hot and then, to the hotel to continue the fun...;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mountain top hotel, not hard to get one at 1 mile above sea level, and the one we chose had a fabulous 4 poster, far better than a quickie in a toilet! "

That would mean most people in Denver are in the club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's pretty impossible unless you are in first class long distance or a private flight personally as the space and privacy is lacking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it's pretty impossible unless you are in first class long distance or a private flight personally as the space and privacy is lacking "

Exactly. It would need to be a bit luxurious lol. And have you ever?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cum fly with me - surely some one on this site has joined the club?

Any private jet owners wanna bring me for a quick flight?! Lol

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Is going to be a hard flight with lots of turbulence

Lady's and Gentlemen's welcome on board , we wish, you all enjoy your flight with us

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I had sex on a London bus once. I wanted to join the mile an hour club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cum fly with me - surely some one on this site has joined the club?

Any private jet owners wanna bring me for a quick flight?! Lol "

Orgy Airways

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had sex on a London bus once. I wanted to join the mile an hour club. "

Brilliant hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cum fly with me - surely some one on this site has joined the club?

Any private jet owners wanna bring me for a quick flight?! Lol

Orgy Airways"

Is that .ie or .sex for me to book my return flight?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is going to be a hard flight with lots of turbulence

Lady's and Gentlemen's welcome on board , we wish, you all enjoy your flight with us "

The Captain will make sure you all arrive at your desired destination simultaneously...lol

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Is going to be a hard flight with lots of turbulence

Lady's and Gentlemen's welcome on board , we wish, you all enjoy your flight with us

The Captain will make sure you all arrive at your desired destination simultaneously...lol "

I is my pleasure be in this flight

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood

well there is one that does cater for this, tho you'd have to go over to the US

https://qz.com/910636/private-airlines-are-catering-to-couples-who-want-to-have-sex-in-the-sky/

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well there is one that does cater for this, tho you'd have to go over to the US

https://qz.com/910636/private-airlines-are-catering-to-couples-who-want-to-have-sex-in-the-sky/

"

For real? Haha I'll have to check this out! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is going to be a hard flight with lots of turbulence

Lady's and Gentlemen's welcome on board , we wish, you all enjoy your flight with us

The Captain will make sure you all arrive at your desired destination simultaneously...lol

I is my pleasure be in this flight "

Lol xx

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By *ocial SwingerMan
over a year ago

Rosses

Best to try on a long haul flight, it’s all about timing so as not to get caught,maybe time it during meal service when crew are too busy serving and won’t notice two people disappearing into toilets, as toilets are usually positioned by the galleys. Other opportunities are if you have a nighttime flight,when the lights are dimmed down and crew take their rest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best to try on a long haul flight, it’s all about timing so as not to get caught,maybe time it during meal service when crew are too busy serving and won’t notice two people disappearing into toilets, as toilets are usually positioned by the galleys. Other opportunities are if you have a nighttime flight,when the lights are dimmed down and crew take their rest"

I'll remember that...;) Are you speaking from experience?! Spill lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ, I can barely fit myself into those tiny toilets on the plane, let alone a +1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Christ, I can barely fit myself into those tiny toilets on the plane, let alone a +1 "

Haha I'm hoping a fancy airplane has more room...;) lol x

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"I think it's pretty impossible unless you are in first class long distance or a private flight personally as the space and privacy is lacking "

Or business class night flights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a shag in the back of a helicopter but that's more like the 3000' High Club. Much more room than an airliner toilet though, and plenty of webbing to hang onto..

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

I joined the mile high club on a jumbo jet going to Singapore in 1988

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in the 12ft club and the mile under club

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had a shag in the back of a helicopter but that's more like the 3000' High Club. Much more room than an airliner toilet though, and plenty of webbing to hang onto.. "

Sounds hot!! Who was flying the helicopter? Haha you've certainly joined the club so congrats! Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I joined the mile high club on a jumbo jet going to Singapore in 1988 "

Nice!! Memorable experience? Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it's pretty impossible unless you are in first class long distance or a private flight personally as the space and privacy is lacking

Or business class night flights "

Speaking from experience?! Don't be shy...lol Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in the 12ft club and the mile under club "

Emmmm...explain lol Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a handjob is as good as it could get on a long haul flight at night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no aspiration to join the mike high club. I struggle to get out of my seat once boarded, never mind getting up and having sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think a handjob is as good as it could get on a long haul flight at night!"

Whilst seated and under the blanket?? That would be hot with everyone around and non the wiser...Have you done that before? Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have no aspiration to join the mike high club. I struggle to get out of my seat once boarded, never mind getting up and having sex "

Hahaha especially if you're beside the window! Maybe the 'handjob' comment in this thread might suit you. Mrs x

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By *leasure82Man
over a year ago

portsmouth


"You'll struggle on Ryanair.

Your best bet is a long haul night flight.....

Lol that's why I mentioned I'll save it for another airline. Could you imagine doing it on a Ryanair flight?! Hahahaha "

I’m sure it’s not the first time Ryanair has had someone trying to have sex on their plane.I bet many are d*unk passages coming back from places like Ibiza etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll struggle on Ryanair.

Your best bet is a long haul night flight.....

Lol that's why I mentioned I'll save it for another airline. Could you imagine doing it on a Ryanair flight?! Hahahaha

I’m sure it’s not the first time Ryanair has had someone trying to have sex on their plane.I bet many are d*unk passages coming back from places like Ibiza etc"

True! I just won't be trying it on their planes...hell no! Lol Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think a handjob is as good as it could get on a long haul flight at night!

Whilst seated and under the blanket?? That would be hot with everyone around and non the wiser...Have you done that before? Mrs x "

No would be hot do especially if it was you sitting beside me;) anyway you can take the belt off after takeoff

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By *ylan11Man
over a year ago

osterley


"Mrs here. About to board a flight from Budapest to Dublin and horny as always, lol. Got me thinking of fucking while up in the air. Any who have done this? Did it live up to expectation? Flying Ryanair so...em...won't be attempting this, lol. I'll save it for another airline... x"

Ex crew and we always knew who had joined the mile high club plus if your male it’s always best practice send your partner in first as it helps with positioning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think a handjob is as good as it could get on a long haul flight at night!

Whilst seated and under the blanket?? That would be hot with everyone around and non the wiser...Have you done that before? Mrs x

No would be hot do especially if it was you sitting beside me;) anyway you can take the belt off after takeoff "

Haha happily let my hands wander over that hot body and cock of yours...;) Drag ya to the bathroom then to return the favour! lol. Mrs x

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By *ylan11Man
over a year ago

osterley


"I think it's pretty impossible unless you are in first class long distance or a private flight personally as the space and privacy is lacking

Or business class night flights "

All toilet sizes on board are the same besides first , others have the same config

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a shag in the back of a helicopter but that's more like the 3000' High Club. Much more room than an airliner toilet though, and plenty of webbing to hang onto..

Sounds hot!! Who was flying the helicopter? Haha you've certainly joined the club so congrats! Mrs x "

Courtesy of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force. Now I know why they call it the jump seat!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mrs here. About to board a flight from Budapest to Dublin and horny as always, lol. Got me thinking of fucking while up in the air. Any who have done this? Did it live up to expectation? Flying Ryanair so...em...won't be attempting this, lol. I'll save it for another airline... x

Ex crew and we always knew who had joined the mile high club plus if your male it’s always best practice send your partner in first as it helps with positioning "

You're ex crew? How could you tell that they had? Lol tricks of the trade! Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it's pretty impossible unless you are in first class long distance or a private flight personally as the space and privacy is lacking

Or business class night flights

All toilet sizes on board are the same besides first , others have the same config "

Good to know! Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had a shag in the back of a helicopter but that's more like the 3000' High Club. Much more room than an airliner toilet though, and plenty of webbing to hang onto..

Sounds hot!! Who was flying the helicopter? Haha you've certainly joined the club so congrats! Mrs x

Courtesy of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force. Now I know why they call it the jump seat!..."

Congrats haha love it!! Did it live up to expectation? Mrs x

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By *ylan11Man
over a year ago

osterley


"Mrs here. About to board a flight from Budapest to Dublin and horny as always, lol. Got me thinking of fucking while up in the air. Any who have done this? Did it live up to expectation? Flying Ryanair so...em...won't be attempting this, lol. I'll save it for another airline... x

Ex crew and we always knew who had joined the mile high club plus if your male it’s always best practice send your partner in first as it helps with positioning

You're ex crew? How could you tell that they had? Lol tricks of the trade! Mrs x "

It’s our job to see who’s out of their seats as we had a manifest plus you had that know when you saw a couple .

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

A couple of times, always long haul over night, once in first class and other in the toilet this was years ago when there was more room

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By *ylan11Man
over a year ago

osterley


"A couple of times, always long haul over night, once in first class and other in the toilet this was years ago when there was more room "

First always has a bathroom feel as extra space , club / business are the same as economy .

If the crew do as they are trained they won’t allow JC / Club or economy to use that bathroom .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don’t you pm and tell me how it would work;)..... I sit down beside you randomly and the lights go out on the plane.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think a handjob is as good as it could get on a long haul flight at night!

Whilst seated and under the blanket?? That would be hot with everyone around and non the wiser...Have you done that before? Mrs x

No would be hot do especially if it was you sitting beside me;) anyway you can take the belt off after takeoff

Haha happily let my hands wander over that hot body and cock of yours...;) Drag ya to the bathroom then to return the favour! lol. Mrs x "

That’s why you should always wear a skirt or dress on a plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a shag in the back of a helicopter but that's more like the 3000' High Club. Much more room than an airliner toilet though, and plenty of webbing to hang onto..

Sounds hot!! Who was flying the helicopter? Haha you've certainly joined the club so congrats! Mrs x

Courtesy of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force. Now I know why they call it the jump seat!...

Congrats haha love it!! Did it live up to expectation? Mrs x "

Fun, a bit rushed but we could hardly ask the pilots to stay up longer..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mrs here. About to board a flight from Budapest to Dublin and horny as always, lol. Got me thinking of fucking while up in the air. Any who have done this? Did it live up to expectation? Flying Ryanair so...em...won't be attempting this, lol. I'll save it for another airline... x

Ex crew and we always knew who had joined the mile high club plus if your male it’s always best practice send your partner in first as it helps with positioning

You're ex crew? How could you tell that they had? Lol tricks of the trade! Mrs x

It’s our job to see who’s out of their seats as we had a manifest plus you had that know when you saw a couple .

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Were they reprimanded or you just let it slide? Just curious how strict it is but I'd imagine it's different from crew to crew. Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A couple of times, always long haul over night, once in first class and other in the toilet this was years ago when there was more room "

Nice!! Haha those were the days! Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A couple of times, always long haul over night, once in first class and other in the toilet this was years ago when there was more room

First always has a bathroom feel as extra space , club / business are the same as economy .

If the crew do as they are trained they won’t allow JC / Club or economy to use that bathroom ."

I'm sure captains have fucked in the cockpit. Ever during your time as crew?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why don’t you pm and tell me how it would work;)..... I sit down beside you randomly and the lights go out on the plane..... "

Lol you pm me and tell me how you imagine it going down...or should I say, up! Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think a handjob is as good as it could get on a long haul flight at night!

Whilst seated and under the blanket?? That would be hot with everyone around and non the wiser...Have you done that before? Mrs x

No would be hot do especially if it was you sitting beside me;) anyway you can take the belt off after takeoff

Haha happily let my hands wander over that hot body and cock of yours...;) Drag ya to the bathroom then to return the favour! lol. Mrs x

That’s why you should always wear a skirt or dress on a plane "

Thong / g string optional...;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had a shag in the back of a helicopter but that's more like the 3000' High Club. Much more room than an airliner toilet though, and plenty of webbing to hang onto..

Sounds hot!! Who was flying the helicopter? Haha you've certainly joined the club so congrats! Mrs x

Courtesy of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force. Now I know why they call it the jump seat!...

Congrats haha love it!! Did it live up to expectation? Mrs x

Fun, a bit rushed but we could hardly ask the pilots to stay up longer.."

Lol, imagine telling them to circle around a few more times hahaha. I imagine this was like a cargo helicopter and not one where you're sitting beside the pilot?!

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By *allDarkStrangrMan
over a year ago

chertsey

I have a private pilot license and once had sex in the cockpit whilst flying a small 4 seater plane over the California desert. I wish I could say it was a great experience but even though I had the autopilot on I just couldn’t relax lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a private pilot license and once had sex in the cockpit whilst flying a small 4 seater plane over the California desert. I wish I could say it was a great experience but even though I had the autopilot on I just couldn’t relax lol"

Fair play! Ah yes, in theory it would be hot but you're still aware that you've to be in control. That's why even just a few thrusts as foreplay would be hot for me and then, finish the fun off when landed. Would add to the suspense, I think! Mrs x

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By *allDarkStrangrMan
over a year ago

chertsey


"I have a private pilot license and once had sex in the cockpit whilst flying a small 4 seater plane over the California desert. I wish I could say it was a great experience but even though I had the autopilot on I just couldn’t relax lol

Fair play! Ah yes, in theory it would be hot but you're still aware that you've to be in control. That's why even just a few thrusts as foreplay would be hot for me and then, finish the fun off when landed. Would add to the suspense, I think! Mrs x "

Well it would be my privilege to take you up to the clouds any time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a private pilot license and once had sex in the cockpit whilst flying a small 4 seater plane over the California desert. I wish I could say it was a great experience but even though I had the autopilot on I just couldn’t relax lol

Fair play! Ah yes, in theory it would be hot but you're still aware that you've to be in control. That's why even just a few thrusts as foreplay would be hot for me and then, finish the fun off when landed. Would add to the suspense, I think! Mrs x

Well it would be my privilege to take you up to the clouds any time "

Getting come onto twice in one thread...lol actually not used to this hehe. Appreciate the offer Mwah! Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way - any think how on earth anyone finds this sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No way - any think how on earth anyone finds this sexy "

Lol what about it doesn't appeal to ya? What's your ultimate spot for sex? Mrs x

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By *ylan11Man
over a year ago

osterley


"I have a private pilot license and once had sex in the cockpit whilst flying a small 4 seater plane over the California desert. I wish I could say it was a great experience but even though I had the autopilot on I just couldn’t relax lol

Fair play! Ah yes, in theory it would be hot but you're still aware that you've to be in control. That's why even just a few thrusts as foreplay would be hot for me and then, finish the fun off when landed. Would add to the suspense, I think! Mrs x "

Book yourselves on a long haul night flight , do it 6 months in advance so you will get better prices and go for it , DM if you need help x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way - any think how on earth anyone finds this sexy

Lol what about it doesn't appeal to ya? What's your ultimate spot for sex? Mrs x "

Lack of space. Proximity of the general public.

Probably a private log cabin up a mountain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a private pilot license and once had sex in the cockpit whilst flying a small 4 seater plane over the California desert. I wish I could say it was a great experience but even though I had the autopilot on I just couldn’t relax lol

Fair play! Ah yes, in theory it would be hot but you're still aware that you've to be in control. That's why even just a few thrusts as foreplay would be hot for me and then, finish the fun off when landed. Would add to the suspense, I think! Mrs x

Book yourselves on a long haul night flight , do it 6 months in advance so you will get better prices and go for it , DM if you need help x"

I might just... x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No way - any think how on earth anyone finds this sexy

Lol what about it doesn't appeal to ya? What's your ultimate spot for sex? Mrs x

Lack of space. Proximity of the general public.

Probably a private log cabin up a mountain "

Very understandable. I think the risk of getting caught is what turns most ppl on, myself included. Omg, ever see cabin in the woods, the film? I've a fear of log cabins at night as a result, lmao. Hope you get to fulfil that fantasy! X

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