FabSwingers.com forum: Relateable tv quotes

By *oelDorian OP Man
over a year ago

vanaheim

I have a few relateable tv quotes and I wonder what tv quotes that you can relate to.

"People don't arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions"

it's from lucifer

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

To live in fear is to not live at all.

Lost Boys,

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By *oelDorian OP Man
over a year ago

vanaheim

"There is not a person alive that does not look into the mirror and see some deformity."

“Time eats away at memories, distorts them. Sometimes we only remember the good… sometimes only the bad.”

these are from the witcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free Mr Humphries

From that show about a shop.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

From Romancing the Stone:

“Joanie, you are now a WORLD-CLASS hopeless romantic.”

“No, hopeful. Hopeful romantic”

Great film. And I am and always will be a hopeful romantic.

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By *oelDorian OP Man
over a year ago

vanaheim

another one from witcher

"people linked by destiny will always find each other"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The secret to being a good business man, is being a good middle man"

And something about not associating your self with junkies wannabes and gangsters that I can't quite remember,

Both from layer cake

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I have a few relateable tv quotes and I wonder what tv quotes that you can relate to.

"People don't arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions"

it's from lucifer"

Sounds interesting

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

My fee is $450 an hour. When a man who makes $450 an hour wants to tell you something for free, you should listen.

War of the Roses, one of my all-time favourite movies

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

‘Little victories’

Norman Stanley Fletcher - Porridge

It’s actually a very good outlook to have on trying to conquer some of the problems and circumstances that life throws at you. Don’t aim for the unattainable but go for something you can achieve and that success will keep you going.

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By *oelDorian OP Man
over a year ago

vanaheim

"I have a few relateable tv quotes and I wonder what tv quotes that you can relate to.

"People don't arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions"

it's from lucifer

Sounds interesting

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That quote reflects that people don’t start off broken but people are the reason others are broken

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order.

The late, great Eric Morecambe

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

You are waiting for a train

A train that'll take you far away

You know where you hope this train

will take you but you can't now for sure

Yet it doesn't matter

Now tell me why

Because you'll be together !

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"You are waiting for a train

A train that'll take you far away

You know where you hope this train

will take you but you can't know for sure

Yet it doesn't matter

Now tell me why

Because you'll be together !

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

Here’s one I made earlier - Blue Peter

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I'm playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order.

The late, great Eric Morecambe

That one was on tv last night - pure genius.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"My fee is $450 an hour. When a man who makes $450 an hour wants to tell you something for free, you should listen.

War of the Roses, one of my all-time favourite movies

But did he have more square footage?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order.

The late, great Eric Morecambe

That one was on tv last night - pure genius.

There’s been nobody like them since I don't think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a few relateable tv quotes and I wonder what tv quotes that you can relate to.

"People don't arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions"

it's from lucifer"
you don't get nothing for a pair not on this site and

come on down the price is right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HAAARRRROOOOLLLLDDDD, Answer me love!

Madge from Neighbours, when Harold Bishop mysteriously disappeared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst part about having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.

Joker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanessa Ives:

Don't ask permission. If you want to do something do it, because it is your desire, not my allowance. You must risk rejection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondering what people will make of that one

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Wondering what people will make of that one "

I think it's all about context and situation with that one

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

“The purest treasure mortal times afford

Is spotless reputation: that away,

Men are but gilded loam or painted clay.

A jewel in a ten-times-barr’d-up chest

Is a bold spirit in a loyal breast.

Mine honour is my life; both grow in one:

Take honour from me, and my life is done:

Then, dear my liege, mine honour let me try;

In that I live and for that will I die.”

- Naomi Pierce in Succession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to talk about my sex appeal.... I didn't get a single donation"

Two Ronnies

"I love it when a plan comes together"

A Team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course this one:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.“

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Wondering what people will make of that one

I think it's all about context and situation with that one"

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By *oelDorian OP Man
over a year ago

vanaheim

Another good quote from the Witcher

“Fuck”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if it is all just cocks in the end. Game of Thrones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice to see you naked to see you nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

Ru Paul's Drag Race

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chase me chase me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world is a lot like the east end. It's not good. It's not bad. It just is. There's no morality or dishonour. Just your own lonely code. Until your race is run. Until the end. Until we're all just ghosts of the people we once thought we were.

Legend.

You want it to be one way. But it's the other way.

The Wire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

Ru Paul's Drag Race "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who want respect

Give respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every Dell Boy quote ever

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By *oelDorian OP Man
over a year ago

vanaheim

Chaos isn't a pit, chaos is a ladder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dirty old man

Steptoe

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups.

(Under Siege 2)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s fuckijn cock is this

Boogie nights

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Are you gonna eat that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like dawgs ?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Did I fire 5 times or 6?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Tonights the night if you play your cards right

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

And look at what you could have won..

Jim Bowen

Bullseye

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Good game, good game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/12/19 00:50:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a laaaaaaady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a laaaaaaady"
works on both levels too

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Are you free Mr Humphries

From that show about a shop.

Are you being served?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Higher, lower or in the middle

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Nothing in this game for 2 in a bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s your dream ,everybody got a dream ,welcome to Hollywood -start of pretty woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on your own and you're wondering what to do

go out and make a friend

then there'll be two

come on

p-l-a-y playaway-away-way playaway play-play-away way

play away playaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t they do well

Bruce Forsyth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a hotspot not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kushti -Del boy

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order.

The late, great Eric Morecambe

Absolute classic! Along with Andrew Preview?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

3-2-1

Dusty Bin

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I now pronounce you man and w.....

(sorry, but that was too scary to say)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All in the best possible taste -Kenny Everett

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey mannnnmmm -Neil -Young ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You alright Dave -trigger -fools n horses

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Mènage-à-trois

(delboy)

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else......"

The army ?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Hey mannnnmmm -Neil -Young ones "

I was luck enough to meet Nigel Planer recently and the first thing that enetered my head to say was 'Open up! its the pigs!" followed by 'Come in Neil- take the tit off yer head"

Luckily the brain to mouth filter kicked in just in time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rodney you plonker -Del boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey mannnnmmm -Neil -Young ones

I was luck enough to meet Nigel Planer recently and the first thing that enetered my head to say was 'Open up! its the pigs!" followed by 'Come in Neil- take the tit off yer head"

Luckily the brain to mouth filter kicked in just in time

Alexi Sayle bought a car off me that bloke is off his tits

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

The army ?"

Nah! I chose kink

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Hey mannnnmmm -Neil -Young ones

I was luck enough to meet Nigel Planer recently and the first thing that enetered my head to say was 'Open up! its the pigs!" followed by 'Come in Neil- take the tit off yer head"

Luckily the brain to mouth filter kicked in just in time

Alexi Sayle bought a car off me that bloke is off his tits

Please tell me you handed the keys over with 'Ello John- got a new motor?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a fucking Liberty -nan off Catherine Tate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can I can’t -league of gentleman

Are you local ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey mannnnmmm -Neil -Young ones

I was luck enough to meet Nigel Planer recently and the first thing that enetered my head to say was 'Open up! its the pigs!" followed by 'Come in Neil- take the tit off yer head"

Luckily the brain to mouth filter kicked in just in time

Alexi Sayle bought a car off me that bloke is off his tits

Please tell me you handed the keys over with 'Ello John- got a new motor?'

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh suits you sir -fast show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh young man -little Britain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it because I is black -Ali G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't "handle your shit." Flush it like a grown-ass man- 6 underground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Johnny live you long time ,sucky fucky ten dollar! -hamburger hill

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By *oelDorian OP Man
over a year ago

vanaheim

"Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. If I have to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""There is not a person alive that does not look into the mirror and see some deformity."

“Time eats away at memories, distorts them. Sometimes we only remember the good… sometimes only the bad.”

these are from the witcher"

I have "Toss a coin to your Witcher, oh valley of plenty, toss a coin to your Witcher"...stuck in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell.

Bunk, The Wire.

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By *oelDorian OP Man
over a year ago

vanaheim

""There is not a person alive that does not look into the mirror and see some deformity."

“Time eats away at memories, distorts them. Sometimes we only remember the good… sometimes only the bad.”

these are from the witcher

I have "Toss a coin to your Witcher, oh valley of plenty, toss a coin to your Witcher"...stuck in my head. "

Same as well as toss a coin to you Witcher oh valley of penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ready Rodney undo the bolt

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By *oelDorian OP Man
over a year ago

vanaheim

this isn't a tv quote this is some lyrics from a song

"(Did) Did I deserve the abuse?

(I) I can't believe I let it

(Not) Not what I wanted

(See) See through your bullshit

(Your) You're so dramatic

(True) True to your form of

(Face) Every consequence

(Un-) Unintimidated"

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