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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big dick

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Catch it in a door again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Catch it in a door again?"

It just gets in the way. Woke up this morning because of morning glory can't get comfortable with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count your blessings, you could have an enormous one like mine!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Strap it to your leg. You'll be fine.

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Don’t worry, the sandals and socks pics will keep the hourdes of horny women at bay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Count your blessings, you could have an enormous one like mine!"

I send my condolences

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By *upernudeMan
over a year ago

plymouth

And to think some people are starving, you certainly have it bad, one thought, do you think this will help with your success on fab ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strap it to your leg. You'll be fine."

Never works only think I haven't tried is gorilla tape, everything else isn't strong enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t worry, the sandals and socks pics will keep the hourdes of horny women at bay"

Unfortunately its the opposite

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Big dick "

Let's see it then....

Then we can judge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t worry, the sandals and socks pics will keep the hourdes of horny women at bay"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big dick

Let's see it then....

Then we can judge.

I second this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And to think some people are starving, you certainly have it bad, one thought, do you think this will help with your success on fab ?"

Why do people constantly assume I'm looking for success on fab just cause I'm an attention seeker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big dick problems are such a first world problem ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't be so naughty ladies

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Get it out or we call bullshit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big dick problems are such a first world problem ha ha"

Now that is a big dick! Glad to see you're not moaning about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big dick problems are such a first world problem ha ha

Now that is a big dick! Glad to see you're not moaning about it

Ha ha one must embrace there blessings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Socks and sliders got ladies calling for dick pics I don't know how I do it, I just do

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

There ought to be a support group for this kinda thing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine, even though it pops out often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Jan 1 already?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Mini is tiny and that's still to big xx

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Strap it to your leg. You'll be fine.

Never works only think I haven't tried is gorilla tape, everything else isn't strong enough"

I've got some gorilla glue. I'll post it to you if you want to give it a go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strap it to your leg. You'll be fine.

Never works only think I haven't tried is gorilla tape, everything else isn't strong enough

I've got some gorilla glue. I'll post it to you if you want to give it a go."

I'm more scared about when I need a piss

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Strap it to your leg. You'll be fine.

Never works only think I haven't tried is gorilla tape, everything else isn't strong enough

I've got some gorilla glue. I'll post it to you if you want to give it a go.

I'm more scared about when I need a piss

Catheter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strap it to your leg. You'll be fine.

Never works only think I haven't tried is gorilla tape, everything else isn't strong enough

I've got some gorilla glue. I'll post it to you if you want to give it a go.

I'm more scared about when I need a piss

Catheter?"

That may be my only option good thinking barman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FFS bat man

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"FFS bat man"

Are you stalking me? How do you know that's my nickname in some circles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FFS bat man

Are you stalking me? How do you know that's my nickname in some circles?

Um yes sorry. Any woman who flirts with me I have under 6 hour surveillance every day, thought everyone knew that

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"FFS bat man

Are you stalking me? How do you know that's my nickname in some circles?

Um yes sorry. Any woman who flirts with me I have under 6 hour surveillance every day, thought everyone knew that "

You must be loaded, I mean there are so many women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS bat man

Are you stalking me? How do you know that's my nickname in some circles?

Um yes sorry. Any woman who flirts with me I have under 6 hour surveillance every day, thought everyone knew that "

It's not stalking when you do it Gorgeous... more like the puppy that followed you home...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FFS bat man

Are you stalking me? How do you know that's my nickname in some circles?

Um yes sorry. Any woman who flirts with me I have under 6 hour surveillance every day, thought everyone knew that

You must be loaded, I mean there are so many women!"

It's really not that expensive, DM if you want details

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Big dick

Let's see it then....

Then we can judge.

I second this

*waiting.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to tuck mine into my sock...No issues mate....Give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you find hats don’t fit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get it out or we call bullshit!"

One thing about Mr Gorgeous: there's definitely NEVER any bullshit in his posts!

But hey - I'll second the "get it out calls"

xx Niki

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"FFS bat man

Are you stalking me? How do you know that's my nickname in some circles?

Um yes sorry. Any woman who flirts with me I have under 6 hour surveillance every day, thought everyone knew that

You must be loaded, I mean there are so many women!

It's really not that expensive, DM if you want details"

Will you also give me your address to post the glue to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big dick problems are such a first world problem ha ha

Now that is a big dick! Glad to see you're not moaning about it

Im not moaning but usually someone end up in moans when its out

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We're generally an evidence-based lot in the lounge. As well as preferring to make our own opinions on things.

No evidence = nothing to see here. You've not learned yet?

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

"Don’t worry, the sandals and socks pics will keep the hourdes of horny women at bay"

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Don’t worry, the sandals and socks pics will keep the hourdes of horny women at bay"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FFS bat man

Are you stalking me? How do you know that's my nickname in some circles?

Um yes sorry. Any woman who flirts with me I have under 6 hour surveillance every day, thought everyone knew that

You must be loaded, I mean there are so many women!

It's really not that expensive, DM if you want details

Will you also give me your address to post the glue to?"

Of course. Hand delivery would be preferred for obvious reasons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There you go ladies your prayers have been answered. That santa weighs 4 pound for reference of how strong it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't seem to zoom enough, and when I click on "see a larger picture" all I get is a question mark???

Can you post a close-up?

xx Niki

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Don't worry. You'll get used to it by the time you've grown up into a man.

If you like, I can ask my husband to PM you if you need any advice on how to deal with it until you've grown up.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"There you go ladies your prayers have been answered. That santa weighs 4 pound for reference of how strong it is "

Who told you it was big? Do you always believe eveeything you have been told?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go ladies your prayers have been answered. That santa weighs 4 pound for reference of how strong it is "

Reminds me of my dinner yesterday. The pigs in blankets

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"FFS bat man

Are you stalking me? How do you know that's my nickname in some circles?

Um yes sorry. Any woman who flirts with me I have under 6 hour surveillance every day, thought everyone knew that

You must be loaded, I mean there are so many women!

It's really not that expensive, DM if you want details

Will you also give me your address to post the glue to?

Of course. Hand delivery would be preferred for obvious reasons"

You missed the word job out of your reply!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't seem to zoom enough, and when I click on "see a larger picture" all I get is a question mark???

Can you post a close-up?

xx Niki"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There you go ladies your prayers have been answered. That santa weighs 4 pound for reference of how strong it is

Who told you it was big? Do you always believe eveeything you have been told?"

Are you ok you seem very negative on a boxing day? Not get what you want for Christmas? Bless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FFS bat man

Are you stalking me? How do you know that's my nickname in some circles?

Um yes sorry. Any woman who flirts with me I have under 6 hour surveillance every day, thought everyone knew that

You must be loaded, I mean there are so many women!

It's really not that expensive, DM if you want details

Will you also give me your address to post the glue to?

Of course. Hand delivery would be preferred for obvious reasons

You missed the word job out of your reply! "

Just DM'd you my address

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go ladies your prayers have been answered. That santa weighs 4 pound for reference of how strong it is

Who told you it was big? Do you always believe eveeything you have been told?"

Just spat my cuppa over the dog! Brilliant hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There you go ladies your prayers have been answered. That santa weighs 4 pound for reference of how strong it is

Who told you it was big? Do you always believe eveeything you have been told?

Just spat my cuppa over the dog! Brilliant hahahahahaha

Animal abuse wtf is wrong with some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers "

Be careful. We don’t want you to trip over it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Be careful. We don’t want you to trip over it

Can't sleep with it it always wakes me up in the morning so annoying

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"There you go ladies your prayers have been answered. That santa weighs 4 pound for reference of how strong it is

Who told you it was big? Do you always believe eveeything you have been told?

Are you ok you seem very negative on a boxing day? Not get what you want for Christmas? Bless "

We had a fantastic Christmas spent with each other and all our loved ones. Christmas isn't about presents, but yes we recived lots of lovely gifts. Thank you for asking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There you go ladies your prayers have been answered. That santa weighs 4 pound for reference of how strong it is

Who told you it was big? Do you always believe eveeything you have been told?

Are you ok you seem very negative on a boxing day? Not get what you want for Christmas? Bless

We had a fantastic Christmas spent with each other and all our loved ones. Christmas isn't about presents, but yes we recived lots of lovely gifts. Thank you for asking."

Oh so you're just negative people generally then? Or has something annoyed you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Be careful. We don’t want you to trip over it

Can't sleep with it it always wakes me up in the morning so annoying"

Sleep on you’re back. Good for a morning wank aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldn't worry too much OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers "

Ermm...This a miniature lynx can, right? Seems awfully small between your fingers? But thanks for posting.

xx Niki

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"There you go ladies your prayers have been answered. That santa weighs 4 pound for reference of how strong it is

Reminds me of my dinner yesterday. The pigs in blankets

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Be careful. We don’t want you to trip over it

Can't sleep with it it always wakes me up in the morning so annoying

Sleep on you’re back. Good for a morning wank aswell "

Or he could sleep next to Lorena Bobbitt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Be careful. We don’t want you to trip over it

Can't sleep with it it always wakes me up in the morning so annoying

Sleep on you’re back. Good for a morning wank aswell

Or he could sleep next to Lorena Bobbitt."
ill google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Ermm...This a miniature lynx can, right? Seems awfully small between your fingers? But thanks for posting.

xx Niki

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Be careful. We don’t want you to trip over it

Can't sleep with it it always wakes me up in the morning so annoying

Sleep on you’re back. Good for a morning wank aswell

Or he could sleep next to Lorena Bobbitt.ill google

Come on, man! Surely you are not googling Lorena Bobbitt!

#ifyoudon'tknow

xx Niki

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Be careful. We don’t want you to trip over it

Can't sleep with it it always wakes me up in the morning so annoying

Sleep on you’re back. Good for a morning wank aswell

Or he could sleep next to Lorena Bobbitt.ill google

Come on, man! Surely you are not googling Lorena Bobbitt!

#ifyoudon'tknow

xx Niki"

I hope he had it stitched back on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shouldn't worry too much OP

Worry about ?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Be careful. We don’t want you to trip over it

Can't sleep with it it always wakes me up in the morning so annoying

Sleep on you’re back. Good for a morning wank aswell

Or he could sleep next to Lorena Bobbitt.ill google

Come on, man! Surely you are not googling Lorena Bobbitt!

#ifyoudon'tknow

xx Niki

I hope he had it stitched back on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Ermm...This a miniature lynx can, right? Seems awfully small between your fingers? But thanks for posting.

xx Niki

No probs and no it isn't for ref

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Be careful. We don’t want you to trip over it

Can't sleep with it it always wakes me up in the morning so annoying

Sleep on you’re back. Good for a morning wank aswell

Or he could sleep next to Lorena Bobbitt.ill google

Come on, man! Surely you are not googling Lorena Bobbitt!

#ifyoudon'tknow

xx Niki

I hope he had it stitched back on

If I rem_mber correctly, he ended up in a career as a porn star because of it! Every cloud, eh?????

Niki xx

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Be careful. We don’t want you to trip over it

Can't sleep with it it always wakes me up in the morning so annoying

Sleep on you’re back. Good for a morning wank aswell

Or he could sleep next to Lorena Bobbitt.ill google

Come on, man! Surely you are not googling Lorena Bobbitt!

#ifyoudon'tknow

xx Niki

I hope he had it stitched back on

If I rem_mber correctly, he ended up in a career as a porn star because of it! Every cloud, eh?????

Niki xx"

Perhaps that will be the OP's next post...how he has a job as a pornstar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Be careful. We don’t want you to trip over it

Can't sleep with it it always wakes me up in the morning so annoying

Sleep on you’re back. Good for a morning wank aswell

Or he could sleep next to Lorena Bobbitt.ill google

Come on, man! Surely you are not googling Lorena Bobbitt!

#ifyoudon'tknow

xx Niki

I hope he had it stitched back on

If I rem_mber correctly, he ended up in a career as a porn star because of it! Every cloud, eh?????

Niki xx"
you got any sharp knives around

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Be careful. We don’t want you to trip over it

Can't sleep with it it always wakes me up in the morning so annoying

Sleep on you’re back. Good for a morning wank aswell

Or he could sleep next to Lorena Bobbitt.ill google

Come on, man! Surely you are not googling Lorena Bobbitt!

#ifyoudon'tknow

xx Niki

I hope he had it stitched back on

If I rem_mber correctly, he ended up in a career as a porn star because of it! Every cloud, eh?????

Niki xx

Perhaps that will be the OP's next post...how he has a job as a pornstar."

The ladies wouldn't last

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ah a travel sized lynx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah a travel sized lynx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah a travel sized lynx "

Wow good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just hold a lit candle under it, you’ll soon get him under control...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just hold a lit candle under it, you’ll soon get him under control..."

Don't usually have lit candles next to me when I wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just hold a lit candle under it, you’ll soon get him under control...

Don't usually have lit candles next to me when I wake up "

Just use a lighter then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trip hazard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful with any lighters around that can of lynx

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Don't think I would be complaining......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, I thought you said it was big?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a big dick when I see one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That dick is almost as big as my thumb!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?"

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a big dick when I see one."

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Be careful. We don’t want you to trip over it

Can't sleep with it it always wakes me up in the morning so annoying

Sleep on you’re back. Good for a morning wank aswell

Or he could sleep next to Lorena Bobbitt.ill google

Come on, man! Surely you are not googling Lorena Bobbitt!

#ifyoudon'tknow

xx Niki

I hope he had it stitched back on

If I rem_mber correctly, he ended up in a career as a porn star because of it! Every cloud, eh?????

Niki xx

Perhaps that will be the OP's next post...how he has a job as a pornstar.

The ladies wouldn't last "

Ladies? We thought you preferred men, and only anally receiving from them....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry how many dicks have you lot had that are bigger and thicker ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Be careful. We don’t want you to trip over it

Can't sleep with it it always wakes me up in the morning so annoying

Sleep on you’re back. Good for a morning wank aswell

Or he could sleep next to Lorena Bobbitt.ill google

Come on, man! Surely you are not googling Lorena Bobbitt!

#ifyoudon'tknow

xx Niki

I hope he had it stitched back on

If I rem_mber correctly, he ended up in a career as a porn star because of it! Every cloud, eh?????

Niki xx

Perhaps that will be the OP's next post...how he has a job as a pornstar.

The ladies wouldn't last

Ladies? We thought you preferred men, and only anally receiving from them....

That's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner "

Looks average at best

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"That dick is almost as big as my thumb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best "
he has huuuuuge hands obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t worry, the sandals and socks pics will keep the hourdes of horny women at bay"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best "

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That dick is almost as big as my thumb!

Is there something wrong with you two or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry how many dicks have you lot had that are bigger and thicker ? "

Plenty of big dicks on here but I prefer intelligent and articulate with exemplary good manners!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big dick "

Please look at me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry how many dicks have you lot had that are bigger and thicker ?

Plenty of big dicks on here but I prefer intelligent and articulate with exemplary good manners! "

Loads more than mine is there? That isn't what this thread is about either way so maybe find one where your comments are relevant

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers "

Is it the travel size can?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way."

When you say it gets in the way do you mean in the way of getting girls to sleep with you after seeing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way."

False advertising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry how many dicks have you lot had that are bigger and thicker ?

Plenty of big dicks on here but I prefer intelligent and articulate with exemplary good manners!

Loads more than mine is there? That isn't what this thread is about either way so maybe find one where your comments are relevant

Along with everyone else's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This forum is going great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

When you say it gets in the way do you mean in the way of getting girls to sleep with you after seeing it

Yeah because you're so successful with your massive dick fairplay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

False advertising. "

You'd still bang me

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Imagine starting this thread and posting a pic of your piece next to a lynx can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry how many dicks have you lot had that are bigger and thicker ?

Plenty of big dicks on here but I prefer intelligent and articulate with exemplary good manners!

Loads more than mine is there? That isn't what this thread is about either way so maybe find one where your comments are relevant

Along with everyone else's? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Imagine starting this thread and posting a pic of your piece next to a lynx can

I know imagine it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

False advertising.

You'd still bang me "

Absolutely not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

False advertising.

You'd still bang me

Absolutely not."

Well look at the lad constantly commenting with the massive dick he seems up your street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

False advertising.

You'd still bang me "
its like u want to be me and repel people but just dont know how

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

False advertising.

You'd still bang me its like u want to be me and repel people but just dont know how

Loo if I wanted to meet these people I would be alot different mate dw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

False advertising.

You'd still bang me its like u want to be me and repel people but just dont know how

Loo if I wanted to meet these people I would be alot different mate dw "
cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That dick is almost as big as my thumb!

Is there something wrong with you two or something? "

I dont know about Northern Star, but yep quite a lot wrong with me, how about you OP?

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers "

Is that one of those giant lynx cans from the Boots sale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

False advertising.

You'd still bang me its like u want to be me and repel people but just dont know how

Loo if I wanted to meet these people I would be alot different mate dw "

They’d still not want to meet you though pal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

False advertising.

You'd still bang me its like u want to be me and repel people but just dont know how

Loo if I wanted to meet these people I would be alot different mate dw

They’d still not want to meet you though pal "

Well I don't want to meet them so why would I care

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Is that one of those giant lynx cans from the Boots sale?"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That dick is almost as big as my thumb!

Is there something wrong with you two or something?

I dont know about Northern Star, but yep quite a lot wrong with me, how about you OP? "

Yeah they've obviously got a chip on their shoulder about something, I'm splendid

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

"Imagine starting this thread and posting a pic of your piece next to a lynx can

I know imagine it "

Oh, I needn’t. It’s already a car crash. Top trolling. Genuinely wonderful effort Yuri

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Here is my dick next to a lynx can .

Cheers

Be careful. We don’t want you to trip over it

Can't sleep with it it always wakes me up in the morning so annoying"

Me too, Fucking thing leans over & puts the bloody tv on to watch porn.

Dirty b’stard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Imagine starting this thread and posting a pic of your piece next to a lynx can

I know imagine it

Oh, I needn’t. It’s already a car crash. Top trolling. Genuinely wonderful effort Yuri"

Trolling ? Because my dick keeps me up in the morning ??? What a troll I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

False advertising.

You'd still bang me its like u want to be me and repel people but just dont know how

Loo if I wanted to meet these people I would be alot different mate dw

They’d still not want to meet you though pal "
yeah i was making a ironic joke with the guy as im often rude to repel people from wanting my penis this is just being mean for the sake of it to join in and be noticed i see thru ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

False advertising.

You'd still bang me its like u want to be me and repel people but just dont know how

Loo if I wanted to meet these people I would be alot different mate dw

They’d still not want to meet you though pal yeah i was making a ironic joke with the guy as im often rude to repel people from wanting my penis this is just being mean for the sake of it to join in and be noticed i see thru ya "

I'm not being mean they don't want to meet me I don't want to meet them stop being so sensitive

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

"Imagine starting this thread and posting a pic of your piece next to a lynx can

I know imagine it

Oh, I needn’t. It’s already a car crash. Top trolling. Genuinely wonderful effort Yuri

Trolling ? Because my dick keeps me up in the morning ??? What a troll I am."

If in doubt, it’s probably a troll. Although you actually think it’s big. Which is actually funnier than trolling. As you were

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"That dick is almost as big as my thumb!

Is there something wrong with you two or something?

I dont know about Northern Star, but yep quite a lot wrong with me, how about you OP? "

We all have something wrong with us, some folks more than others.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Imagine starting this thread and posting a pic of your piece next to a lynx can

I know imagine it

Oh, I needn’t. It’s already a car crash. Top trolling. Genuinely wonderful effort Yuri

Trolling ? Because my dick keeps me up in the morning ??? What a troll I am.

If in doubt, it’s probably a troll. Although you actually think it’s big. Which is actually funnier than trolling. As you were

So I'm not trolling so you were wrong ? Lol thanks for proving me right

as you were silly man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That dick is almost as big as my thumb!

Is there something wrong with you two or something?

I dont know about Northern Star, but yep quite a lot wrong with me, how about you OP?

We all have something wrong with us, some folks more than others."

Yes you seem really offended and negative about something. Hope you cheer up some point in your lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

False advertising.

You'd still bang me its like u want to be me and repel people but just dont know how

Loo if I wanted to meet these people I would be alot different mate dw

I'm not being mean they don't want to meet me I don't want to meet them stop being so sensitive"
not talking to you daft head im defending you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

False advertising.

You'd still bang me its like u want to be me and repel people but just dont know how

Loo if I wanted to meet these people I would be alot different mate dw

I'm not being mean they don't want to meet me I don't want to meet them stop being so sensitivenot talking to you daft head im defending you

Oh right lol cheers mate

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Sorry how many dicks have you lot had that are bigger and thicker ? "

Mine pretty thick, spends a lot of its time in the wrong hole anyway, is that any you meant?

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry how many dicks have you lot had that are bigger and thicker ?

Mine pretty thick, spends a lot of its time in the wrong hole anyway, is that any you meant?

;-)

Dunno what u mean

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

"Imagine starting this thread and posting a pic of your piece next to a lynx can

I know imagine it

Oh, I needn’t. It’s already a car crash. Top trolling. Genuinely wonderful effort Yuri

Trolling ? Because my dick keeps me up in the morning ??? What a troll I am.

If in doubt, it’s probably a troll. Although you actually think it’s big. Which is actually funnier than trolling. As you were

So I'm not trolling so you were wrong ? Lol thanks for proving me right

as you were silly man "

Can you say it again without tears in your eyes. Take a breath, compose yourself. You got this Yuri. Tell me I’m silly again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been tempted to meet anyone yet op

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

"Big dick "

It really doesn't look that big,long yes but not to girthy...i don't see the problem....

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

OP I'm lost as to what the point is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Imagine starting this thread and posting a pic of your piece next to a lynx can

I know imagine it

Oh, I needn’t. It’s already a car crash. Top trolling. Genuinely wonderful effort Yuri

Trolling ? Because my dick keeps me up in the morning ??? What a troll I am.

If in doubt, it’s probably a troll. Although you actually think it’s big. Which is actually funnier than trolling. As you were

So I'm not trolling so you were wrong ? Lol thanks for proving me right

as you were silly man

Can you say it again without tears in your eyes. Take a breath, compose yourself. You got this Yuri. Tell me I’m silly again. "

so you were wrong ? Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For all we know that could be one of those half sized lynx bottles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you been tempted to meet anyone yet op "

No mate

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By *chilles and RavenCouple
over a year ago

Guernsey

I was thinking this too... Has to be a miniature lynx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I'm lost as to what the point is?"
that he as a big cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP I'm lost as to what the point is?"

My dick keeps waking me up with the morning glory cause it gets in the way that's all. Just get some negative people on the threads who it makes them happy to try and put people down but I just feel sorry for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you been tempted to meet anyone yet op

No mate "
id take you out for a pint. Just leave the lynx can at home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was thinking this too... Has to be a miniature lynx "

Why because it looks big next to it ?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"That dick is almost as big as my thumb!

Is there something wrong with you two or something?

I dont know about Northern Star, but yep quite a lot wrong with me, how about you OP?

We all have something wrong with us, some folks more than others.

Yes you seem really offended and negative about something. Hope you cheer up some point in your lives "

Yes. We are soooo miserable. A right unsociable pair we are. Never have anything nice to say (green arrow). Hence why we have some great Fab friends. They must be desperate eh.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"OP I'm lost as to what the point is?

Maybe they seem negative as your threads come across badly? You may enjoy winding people up but it's a very poor show of you if its deliberately done.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

"Imagine starting this thread and posting a pic of your piece next to a lynx can

I know imagine it

Oh, I needn’t. It’s already a car crash. Top trolling. Genuinely wonderful effort Yuri

Trolling ? Because my dick keeps me up in the morning ??? What a troll I am.

If in doubt, it’s probably a troll. Although you actually think it’s big. Which is actually funnier than trolling. As you were

So I'm not trolling so you were wrong ? Lol thanks for proving me right

as you were silly man

Can you say it again without tears in your eyes. Take a breath, compose yourself. You got this Yuri. Tell me I’m silly again.

so you were wrong ? Cheers "

I still think your whole objective on here is to troll, so.... ummmm no not wrong. Happy Boxing Day Yuri

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By *chilles and RavenCouple
over a year ago

Guernsey

"I was thinking this too... Has to be a miniature lynx

Why because it looks big next to it ?"

Errm no because the hand to bottle ratio is all off. They only way you are going to resolve the dispute about the size of the lyxn can is to retake the photo but rotate the bottle so that it showes the size. Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

False advertising.

You'd still bang me its like u want to be me and repel people but just dont know how

Loo if I wanted to meet these people I would be alot different mate dw

Calm down dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP, I thought you said it was big?

It is constantly gets in the way when I have a boner

Looks average at best

Sorry to disappoint you but it always gets in my fucking way.

False advertising.

You'd still bang me its like u want to be me and repel people but just dont know how

Crying laughing, here.

x N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking this too... Has to be a miniature lynx

Why because it looks big next to it ?

I think he need a sky remote - you can't get travel sizes of those, can you??

Or maybe use a 5 or 10 pound note. Any note you have indeed!

xx Niki

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I was thinking this too... Has to be a miniature lynx

Why because it looks big next to it ?

I think he need a sky remote - you can't get travel sizes of those, can you??

Or maybe use a 5 or 10 pound note. Any note you have indeed!

xx Niki"

We have a minature remote for our sound box. The note is a good idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP I'm lost as to what the point is?

Maybe they seem negative as your threads come across badly? You may enjoy winding people up but it's a very poor show of you if its deliberately done."

Where am I winding people up????? Me saying my big dick annoys me is winding people up or do these people just not like me ???? Makes you think really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That dick is almost as big as my thumb!

Is there something wrong with you two or something?

I dont know about Northern Star, but yep quite a lot wrong with me, how about you OP?

We all have something wrong with us, some folks more than others.

Yes you seem really offended and negative about something. Hope you cheer up some point in your lives

Yes. We are soooo miserable. A right unsociable pair we are. Never have anything nice to say (green arrow). Hence why we have some great Fab friends. They must be desperate eh."

Maybe you're just negative to me for some reason, maybe you need to grow up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Imagine starting this thread and posting a pic of your piece next to a lynx can

I know imagine it

Oh, I needn’t. It’s already a car crash. Top trolling. Genuinely wonderful effort Yuri

Trolling ? Because my dick keeps me up in the morning ??? What a troll I am.

If in doubt, it’s probably a troll. Although you actually think it’s big. Which is actually funnier than trolling. As you were

So I'm not trolling so you were wrong ? Lol thanks for proving me right

as you were silly man

Can you say it again without tears in your eyes. Take a breath, compose yourself. You got this Yuri. Tell me I’m silly again.

so you were wrong ? Cheers

I still think your whole objective on here is to troll, so.... ummmm no not wrong. Happy Boxing Day Yuri

You said I was trolling now so yes you are wrong

happy boxing day butt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some people on here are SOOO pathetic need to cheer up their sad little lives trying to get people down on a forum makes them happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I'm lost as to what the point is?

Maybe they seem negative as your threads come across badly? You may enjoy winding people up but it's a very poor show of you if its deliberately done.

Where am I winding people up????? Me saying my big dick annoys me is winding people up or do these people just not like me ???? Makes you think really

Wish I had a big cock like you op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was thinking this too... Has to be a miniature lynx

Why because it looks big next to it ?

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I'm lost as to what the point is?

Maybe they seem negative as your threads come across badly? You may enjoy winding people up but it's a very poor show of you if its deliberately done.

Where am I winding people up????? Me saying my big dick annoys me is winding people up or do these people just not like me ???? Makes you think really

Wish I had a big cock like you op

You can if you just buy the smaller lynx cans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jeez! That is big! I'd need a shoe horn to help get that thing in

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

jeez! That is big! I'd need a shoe horn to help get that thing in

Will give your cervix a good bashing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jeez! That is big! I'd need a shoe horn to help get that thing in

Good way to get athletes foot of the vagina...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I'm lost as to what the point is?

Maybe they seem negative as your threads come across badly? You may enjoy winding people up but it's a very poor show of you if its deliberately done.

Where am I winding people up????? Me saying my big dick annoys me is winding people up or do these people just not like me ???? Makes you think really

Wish I had a big cock like you op

You can if you just buy the smaller lynx cans?"

Even then it would be small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jeez! That is big! I'd need a shoe horn to help get that thing in

Good way to get athletes foot of the vagina...

I won't put it all the way in.You can't catch anything if you only use the tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jeez! That is big! I'd need a shoe horn to help get that thing in

Good way to get athletes foot of the vagina...

I won't put it all the way in.You can't catch anything if you only use the tip

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I see this went well

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