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Has anybody seen Santa?

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Sorry to disturb everyones Christmas morning, but the same thing happened last year where Santa got held up by some northern tottee.

So has anyone seen Santa because I'm still waiting ASAP!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yeah he's gone cottaging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's having a blow job from Mrs Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I did, turned out to be a fat burglar!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I thought I did, turned out to be a fat burglar!"

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yeah he's gone cottaging."

So what time was that this morning, because he isn't here

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Yeah he's gone cottaging.

So what time was that this morning, because he isn't here"

Early x

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"He's having a blow job from Mrs Santa "

But he's been at yours though?

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I thought I did, turned out to be a fat burglar!"

So you've grassed up Santa

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"[Removed by Santa at 25/12/19 11:37:22]"

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Ye is it the fat bloke with a beard who gets in the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on nights last night and I had a very busy night saving Christmas. Poor old Santa had drank a few too many sherry’s and crashed his sleigh into the roof of a local orphanage. Got it sorted in the end tho and he managed to get on his way with a wink and a wave as he disappeared into the star lit night. Don’t tell anybody tho, I’m sworn to secrecy

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

(Lou) Yes but he had a shave last night so he is in disguise

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ye is it the fat bloke with a beard who gets in the pub "

Hay kick the fat boy out of the pub, I need him know!

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

He cumm down my chimney last nice, what a mess lol

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I was on nights last night and I had a very busy night saving Christmas. Poor old Santa had drank a few too many sherry’s and crashed his sleigh into the roof of a local orphanage. Got it sorted in the end tho and he managed to get on his way with a wink and a wave as he disappeared into the star lit night. Don’t tell anybody tho, I’m sworn to secrecy "

That explains a lot , but it doesn't help when I've just finished watching Moana and I still don't feel Christmasy

Where is he

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"(Lou) Yes but he had a shave last night so he is in disguise "

So your saying after he finished coming down you and your good lady's chimney he had enough

So my Christmas is ruined

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"He cumm down my chimney last nice, what a mess lol"

So he's still up north with you husses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emptied his sack this morning and now says he has another present for me

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Emptied his sack this morning and now says he has another present for me

"

At least he's coming in the right direction

And I mean in the south east of England

Tell to hussy up and don't be so flipping gready

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've not even opened ma present yet, I'm waiting for Brother Dave to get back from the pub

I know what he's bought me though, it's a hat, and I have bought him a Everyone Knows A Dave T-shirt

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By *ackyloveMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ive got a santa costume

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Sorry to disturb everyones Christmas morning, but the same thing happened last year where Santa got held up by some northern tottee.

So has anyone seen Santa because I'm still waiting ASAP!"

Did you not get any presents?

That makes me sad to think you did not get anything.

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

He flew right passed my place ages ago. but didn't as usual drop anything off to me.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"He flew right passed my place ages ago. but didn't as usual drop anything off to me."

Awww xx

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Well if you hadn’t been bad he might have called in

Did u leave a mince pie or a drink

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sorry to disturb everyones Christmas morning, but the same thing happened last year where Santa got held up by some northern tottee.

So has anyone seen Santa because I'm still waiting ASAP!

Did you not get any presents?

That makes me sad to think you did not get anything."

If Santa doesn't visit then a get what the duck gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for what?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Waiting for what? "

Don't you bloody start Missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he the man with a big sack that’s emptying...no

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Is he the man with a big sack that’s emptying...no "

That's the one apparently he emptied a load on hubbyandhotwife

Early and hasn't been seen since

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Waiting for what?

Don't you bloody start Missus "

No wonder I've got no ruddy prezzy

The Minix is back maybe Santa is stuck down her chimney!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiting for what?

Don't you bloody start Missus

No wonder I've got no ruddy prezzy

The Minix is back maybe Santa is stuck down her chimney!"

No santa here .... and helloo

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By *r Man. OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Waiting for what?

Don't you bloody start Missus

No wonder I've got no ruddy prezzy

The Minix is back maybe Santa is stuck down her chimney!

No santa here .... and helloo "

Well hello, Ding Dong!

Maybe Santa did leave me a present after all

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