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"A cat who doesn't belong to me and, more surprisingly, an unopened bottle of gin!!!" I'l have the gin and let you keep the cat and give you the stuff fish  | |||
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"a wooden statue of a fertility god from the cook islands... it has a HUGE cock" You called | |||
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"that just made me laugh" thought you gone to bed? | |||
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"What Bizarre thing do you have have in your home "Got a teenager .... can't get anything more bizarre than that. | |||
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"What Bizarre thing do you have have in your home
Got a teenager .... can't get anything more bizarre than that. "Kevin or Perry ? | |||
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"What Bizarre thing do you have have in your home
Got a teenager .... can't get anything more bizarre than that. "that's true, nothing can top that! | |||
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"nah i have but stil on here x" I'm def off to bed soon but hay one for the road lol | |||
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"a 12 stone suit of armour, 2 swords, 9ft spear, a daneaxe, 3 daggers, a scrumsax, chainmail, a long bow and fluflu arrows" Wow and thats just in your pleasure dungeon... party round yours next I think lol | |||
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"What Bizarre thing do you have have in your home
Got a teenager .... can't get anything more bizarre than that.
Kevin or Perry ?"Kevin .... his friends are Perry's at my house .... they rotate, whoever is the mum has the Kevin the rest turn into Perry's. xx | |||
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"a 12 stone suit of armour, 2 swords, 9ft spear, a daneaxe, 3 daggers, a scrumsax, chainmail, a long bow and fluflu arrows" and with a profile tag line of 'curves to die for'... i'm now a bit scared of ever trying to chat you up! | |||
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"a 12 stone suit of armour, 2 swords, 9ft spear, a daneaxe, 3 daggers, a scrumsax, chainmail, a long bow and fluflu arrows" Who wants to piss me off! | |||
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"my daughters a giant african land snail.... slimy little fekker that i'm always tempted to feed to the birds when she goes to her mums... "Good grief, what species is her mother? | |||
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now  "You were.sensible and got rid of your oddity! | |||
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now "Have a look round there is bound to be something that is not normal surly everyone has a strange thing hidden some where? | |||
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now "You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better | |||
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"my daughters a giant african land snail.... slimy little fekker that i'm always tempted to feed to the birds when she goes to her mums...
Good grief, what species is her mother?"lmao - hadn't noted the typo... but in 20yrs of marriage i never did figure out what species my ex was!  | |||
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better"oooh can i? im genuinly excited now | |||
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better"Eye sounds good as most woman have a prostetic cock of some form in there hidden draws some where | |||
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better
oooh can i? im genuinly excited now "Nah only joking! | |||
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better
oooh can i? im genuinly excited now Nah only joking! "OOohhh that's not nice lead a lady on then let her down ... What's the matter lost your eye? | |||
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"Do they get all coy and say "thank you very.much Mrs Kevin's mum" " Absolutely and all the other mums swear that mine is the same with them! However I had to ask my son to tell one of his friends, that no matter how many times he asked me I would not be his friend on facebook .... has the boy got no street cred?!  | |||
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better
oooh can i? im genuinly excited now Nah only joking!
OOohhh that's not nice lead a lady on then let her down ... What's the matter lost your eye? "I was looking to have a wank in the morning | |||
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better
oooh can i? im genuinly excited now Nah only joking!
OOohhh that's not nice lead a lady on then let her down ... What's the matter lost your eye? I was looking to have a wank in the morning "Five more mins and you can | |||
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better
oooh can i? im genuinly excited now Nah only joking!
OOohhh that's not nice lead a lady on then let her down ... What's the matter lost your eye? I was looking to have a wank in the morning
Five more mins and you can "Any point with a prostetic cock  | |||
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better
oooh can i? im genuinly excited now Nah only joking!
OOohhh that's not nice lead a lady on then let her down ... What's the matter lost your eye? I was looking to have a wank in the morning
Five more mins and you can Any point with a prostetic cock"none at all, so with that in mind why cant i have it? | |||
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"Several nikes in the living room, seems normal to me though..." ??? | |||
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"What Bizarre thing do you have have in your home
Got a teenager .... can't get anything more bizarre than that.
Kevin or Perry ?"I seem to have one of each! Another teenager to join them next year but she's practicing already. | |||
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"a 12 stone suit of armour, 2 swords, 9ft spear, a daneaxe, 3 daggers, a scrumsax, chainmail, a long bow and fluflu arrows and with a profile tag line of 'curves to die for'... i'm now a bit scared of ever trying to chat you up! "I'm sweet really   | |||
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"Several nikes in the living room, seems normal to me though... ??? "i was thinking that | |||
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"i dont have anything odd, im feeling kinda left out now You can borrow my glass eye and prostetic cock if it makes you feel better
oooh can i? im genuinly excited now Nah only joking!
OOohhh that's not nice lead a lady on then let her down ... What's the matter lost your eye? I was looking to have a wank in the morning
Five more mins and you can Any point with a prostetic cock
none at all, so with that in mind why cant i have it? "If I can find it, my good eyes glass to just my favourite colour. I know because my friend told me X | |||
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"Several nikes in the living room, seems normal to me though... ???
i was thinking that"A very unfortunate fat finger moment - Bikes! | |||
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"Several nikes in the living room, seems normal to me though... ???
i was thinking that
A very unfortunate fat finger moment - Bikes! "ahh with you now, ive just got a new push bike that lives in my kitchen cause it cost to much to leave outside, people pinch anything round here, but ive also got my other one in there too so i have two bikes in my kitchen so im with you on that, pretty normal lol | |||
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"a 12 stone suit of armour, 2 swords, 9ft spear, a daneaxe, 3 daggers, a scrumsax, chainmail, a long bow and fluflu arrows and with a profile tag line of 'curves to die for'... i'm now a bit scared of ever trying to chat you up!
I'm sweet really "dammit... now i'm caught in a dilemma - do i risk life and limb, or stay safely out of arrow range!
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"Several nikes in the living room, seems normal to me though... ???
i was thinking that
A very unfortunate fat finger moment - Bikes!
ahh with you now, ive just got a new push bike that lives in my kitchen cause it cost to much to leave outside, people pinch anything round here, but ive also got my other one in there too so i have two bikes in my kitchen so im with you on that, pretty normal lol"All I got is a stuffed fish | |||
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"Several nikes in the living room, seems normal to me though... ???
i was thinking that
A very unfortunate fat finger moment - Bikes! "Lol I thought you had such a big cock you needed an extra trainer for it to stop chaffin the head of the beauty totally normal though not for me I may add before I'm inundated with mail... | |||
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"Several nikes in the living room, seems normal to me though... ???
i was thinking that
A very unfortunate fat finger moment - Bikes! "Lol I thought you had such a big cock you needed an extra trainer for it to stop chaffin the head of the beauty totally normal though not for me I may add before I'm inundated with mail... | |||
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"Several nikes in the living room, seems normal to me though... ???
i was thinking that
A very unfortunate fat finger moment - Bikes! Lol I thought you had such a big cock you needed an extra trainer for it to stop chaffin the head of the beauty totally normal though not for me I may add before I'm inundated with mail..."Mail on it's way | |||
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"Several nikes in the living room, seems normal to me though... ???
i was thinking that
A very unfortunate fat finger moment - Bikes!
ahh with you now, ive just got a new push bike that lives in my kitchen cause it cost to much to leave outside, people pinch anything round here, but ive also got my other one in there too so i have two bikes in my kitchen so im with you on that, pretty normal lol"Kitchen is too small for bikes my daily ride is in the hall. I do wonder what people think when they visit! | |||
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"The tip of our son's finger. Pickled in vodka and kept in the freezer. We also have all his childhood teeth" Do you think he's trying bit by bit to get away from you? | |||
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