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i hate my cats!!!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

does anyone elses cats have no regard for things, if something is their way, mine just knock it off.

do they care if they break it - do they buggery

one has just knocked off my pot pourri bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eeeeeee, cats today! no respect I tells ya

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"does anyone elses cats have no regard for things, if something is their way, mine just knock it off.

do they care if they break it - do they buggery

one has just knocked off my pot pourri bowl "

Look on the bright side - they could have thought it was cat litter....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Mine has no regard for my sleep! He spends all day sleeping hard so he can march up and down through the night miaowing loudly

And if he gets into my bedroom he jumps on my tummy then runs away.

Hhe's also discovered how to switch on the touch sensitive bedside lamps...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


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Mine has no regard for my sleep! He spends all day sleeping hard so he can march up and down through the night miaowing loudly

And if he gets into my bedroom he jumps on my tummy then runs away.

Hhe's also discovered how to switch on the touch sensitive bedside lamps... "

haha thats brilliant!!!

mine sometimes comes and lies across my forehead when i am asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine tries to get under the covers with me

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

mmm cats i wonder if they taste like rabbit or maybe that rubber chiken you get in chineese takeaways?

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By *exywheelsCouple
over a year ago

inverness

1 of ours gets very jelous if we get close to each other and has to force her self between us

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

He also knocks stuff over on purpose, using his right paw to manoeuvre things to the edge so they fall off...

It certainly put paid to taking a glass of ribena to bed - changing the sheets at 3 in the morning is a b*stard!

(ps just had to stop him doin it to the glass of kir royale thats next to me as I message from my pristine white sheeted bed... I keep telling myself I love him really, but I don't sound convincing any more... )

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By *eamCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

I have four of them one is pure white ... for some reason he loves getting in my wardrobe and leaving his fur all over my black outfits gggrrrrr

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Mine are both white and long-haired and yes they have both mastered the sliding door on the wardrobe...

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

My rescue cat has just recently been freed from cage rest after breaking his pelvis....now he fights loads with his big sis cos she teased him when he was in the cage.....I'm constantly picking up chunks of fur off both of them....then at night, he jumps up on the bed, kisses my nose, then turns round and sticks his arse in my face as he lies down.....bloody hell, it's like having a husband again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have 2, and they have found a way to open our cupboards, come downstairs in the morn and all our kitchen cupboards are open ! !

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By *eamCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"Mine are both white and long-haired and yes they have both mastered the sliding door on the wardrobe... "

Dont you just love them lol... Mine is called Harry and he is huge... they say that white cats are def but he can hear when I open his evening meal as he is there within seconds his dish goes down

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By *eamCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"My rescue cat has just recently been freed from cage rest after breaking his pelvis....now he fights loads with his big sis cos she teased him when he was in the cage.....I'm constantly picking up chunks of fur off both of them....then at night, he jumps up on the bed, kisses my nose, then turns round and sticks his arse in my face as he lies down.....bloody hell, it's like having a husband again "

lol so funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I HATE YOUR CATS

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't like my smelly, old, but refuses to die, black and white cat. I love her after all this time but...

I thought I was losing my memory for a while. I would put out my undies before heading off to my shower and they would be gone when I got back to the bedroom. I lost a very expensive bra at one point. One morning I saw a bra strap exiting the bedroom so I followed it and found that the cat was dragging it through the house, down the stairs, out the cat flap and hiding it in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three word to solve every cat problem "Cat, Bag, River"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Look up Le chat et son vie existentiel... very funny until I realised it was more me than the cat!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

And yet we voluntarily clean up their poo...

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I loved the boys Jasper and Buster, very funny bugggers, Buster used to bring in plastic bags through the cat flap, jasper used to bring in all sorts, frogs were his favorite to bring in live and drop them onto the bed and chase them round. At two-three o clock my ex and I were not best pleased.

Miss the more than her, she got the cats I got the car! Wish it was the other way round

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By *roovytwoCouple
over a year ago

burnley


"1 of ours gets very jelous if we get close to each other and has to force her self between us"

We used to have one like that...we called him "Contraceptive Claude"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eeeeeee, cats today! no respect I tells ya "

I blame the parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your cats pisses you off that much folks then there's a simple solution.

Take them to the nearest take away establishment and bung em in the fridge.

This will then turn the fluffy feckers into clothing (all fashions available from the local market) and will also feed the community and boost local economy, think about it, local take away, dicky tummy, chemist for imodium, local shop for bog roll and on it goes, everyones a winner!!

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By *roovytwoCouple
over a year ago

burnley


"If your cats pisses you off that much folks then there's a simple solution.

Take them to the nearest take away establishment and bung em in the fridge.

This will then turn the fluffy feckers into clothing (all fashions available from the local market) and will also feed the community and boost local economy, think about it, local take away, dicky tummy, chemist for imodium, local shop for bog roll and on it goes, everyones a winner!! "

With comments like that your not stroking my pussy!!

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