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One for the poets.....

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By *andyMinx_tv OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Just a bit of festive fun. Fill in the blanks (artistic licence acknowledged)

"Twas the night before Christmas, and __ __ __ __,

Nothing was __, because __ __ __"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a bit of festive fun. Fill in the blanks (artistic licence acknowledged)

"Twas the night before Christmas, and __ __ __ __,

Nothing was __, because __ __ __" "

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, nothing was stirring because the cat killed the mouse, ate it and just left the tail as a present for its owner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twas the night before Christmas, and Santa was wasted,

Nothing was delivered, because of all the rum he tasted"

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Just a bit of festive fun. Fill in the blanks (artistic licence acknowledged)

"Twas the night before Christmas, and __ __ __ __,

Nothing was __, because __ __ __" "

"Twas the night before Christmas, and All across fab

Nothing was shagging, because of the broken wink tab"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twas the night before Christmas.

Santa emptied his sack.

Mrs Santa on all fours.

But sometimes her back.

.

She gave him a blowjob.

Of which he adored.

And he licked her pussy.

So she didnt get bored.

.

Then just as she cum.

Her curling her toes.

Santa pushed in real deep.

Shouting Ho Ho Ho Ho.

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By *andyMinx_tv OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

"Twas the night before Christmas, and none are forthcoming,

Nothing was happening, because Santa is coming!"

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By *andyMinx_tv OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Thanks for the clever contributions guys. It's nice to know Clement Clarke Moore has competition out there!

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Twas the night after Christmas

From town to seashore

Not a creature was stirring

Bar an occasional snore

.

The presents are opened

The turkey's been cooked

Siblings have squabbled

Lucky folk have been fucked

.

Santa brought chocolate

For good girls and boys

Naughty ones got rabbits

And other fun toys

.

Now let's make a toast

Lift your wine, raise your beer

And wish all a Merry Christmas

And a very Fab new year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twas the night before Christmas,

You can cross me off of your wish list, nothing was everything, Call Santa Claus and the Missus

We gon' have the best Christmas that ever existed because where united

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