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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With the big man himself in a couple of hours!

. So excited. Last chance. What shall I tell him you want?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I want you for an afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want you for an afternoon.

Haha. I’ll tell him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you for the morning before Chunky Gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want these 2 to turn gay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want these 2 to turn gay

you want them in your stocking?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I want these 2 to turn gay

Awww. Aren't you sweet.

Errrm. No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want these 2 to turn gay

you want them in your stocking? "

No, eachothers stockings will be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want these 2 to turn gay

Awww. Aren't you sweet.

Errrm. No.

Excuse me, you've had your wish. Keep out of mine please

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Awwww we did this yesterday. It was magical. Feeling very sad though that it's our last year for Santa visits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want these 2 to turn gay

Awww. Aren't you sweet.

Errrm. No.

Excuse me, you've had your wish. Keep out of mine please"

Now now boys! Does nobody want an Xbox game or something? That’s what lads like isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwww we did this yesterday. It was magical. Feeling very sad though that it's our last year for Santa visits

Yes I’ve a feeling this might be the last one

I’m pushing for some grandchildren now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want these 2 to turn gay

Awww. Aren't you sweet.

Errrm. No.

Excuse me, you've had your wish. Keep out of mine please

Now now boys! Does nobody want an Xbox game or something? That’s what lads like isn’t it?

Bought my son all the xbox games and accessories I need

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want these 2 to turn gay

Awww. Aren't you sweet.

Errrm. No.

Excuse me, you've had your wish. Keep out of mine please

Now now boys! Does nobody want an Xbox game or something? That’s what lads like isn’t it?

Bought my son all the xbox games and accessories I need"

Hahaha I like your style!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I want these 2 to turn gay

Awww. Aren't you sweet.

Errrm. No.

Excuse me, you've had your wish. Keep out of mine please

Now now boys! Does nobody want an Xbox game or something? That’s what lads like isn’t it?

No. I like tits, bums and blowjobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now now boys! Does nobody want an Xbox game or something? That’s what lads like isn’t it?

I doubt an Xbox game is what most of us want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want these 2 to turn gay

Awww. Aren't you sweet.

Errrm. No.

Excuse me, you've had your wish. Keep out of mine please

Now now boys! Does nobody want an Xbox game or something? That’s what lads like isn’t it?

No. I like tits, bums and blowjobs. "

Well you can still enjoy 2 of them once Santa turns you to the other side

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I am Santa. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am Santa. Lol"

Can I sit on your knee?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I am Santa. Lol

Can I sit on your knee?

My knee and my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am Santa. Lol

Can I sit on your knee?

I have a dislocated kneecap that really hurts.

Sit on my lap instead

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Depends how naughty you've been.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am Santa. Lol

Can I sit on your knee?

I have a dislocated kneecap that really hurts.

Sit on my lap instead

Haha. I think it’s a northern thing saying knee instead of lap. My kids are always telling me off for saying it wrong

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Naughty mummy. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Naughty mummy. Lol"

I wish. I’m being a very good mummy for the next couple of weeks

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Naughty mummy. Lol

I wish. I’m being a very good mummy for the next couple of weeks

See you in the new year then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ulster Fry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me, being good for a couple of weeks doesn’t get you removed from Santa’s “FFS list”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Naughty mummy. Lol

I wish. I’m being a very good mummy for the next couple of weeks

See you in the new year then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Naughty mummy. Lol

I wish. I’m being a very good mummy for the next couple of weeks

See you in the new year then.

I finally bought a wand last week anyway. Present from me to me. I no longer have a need for men

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Naughty mummy. Lol

I wish. I’m being a very good mummy for the next couple of weeks

See you in the new year then.

I finally bought a wand last week anyway. Present from me to me. I no longer have a need for men

Blimey. I thought it was a social meet, not a magic show.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Naughty mummy. Lol

I wish. I’m being a very good mummy for the next couple of weeks

See you in the new year then.

I finally bought a wand last week anyway. Present from me to me. I no longer have a need for men

Blimey. I thought it was a social meet, not a magic show.

That thing creates some magic I tell ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want Santa to turn me into a wand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice windfall in my bank balance x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Enjoy your last one x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Naughty mummy. Lol

I wish. I’m being a very good mummy for the next couple of weeks

See you in the new year then.

I finally bought a wand last week anyway. Present from me to me. I no longer have a need for men

Blimey. I thought it was a social meet, not a magic show.

That thing creates some magic I tell ya! "

Hmm. Well. What If I tie you up and then use it on you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Enjoy your last one x"

Thanks DC. Not sure who’s more excited!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice windfall in my bank balance x "

Wouldn’t that be nice! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ulster Fry

I don’t know what that is

But Santa knows everything so I’ll tell him

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

We usually have a Christmas day filled with love and laughter..that'll do me nicely x

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A sexy man wearing nothing but a bow please Nora

Thanking you muchly xxx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A sexy man wearing nothing but a bow please Nora

Thanking you muchly xxx"

I half qualify - I have a bow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy man wearing nothing but a bow please Nora

Thanking you muchly xxx"

You've seen my new friends pic haven't you?

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"A sexy man wearing nothing but a bow please Nora

Thanking you muchly xxx

You've seen my new friends pic haven't you?

I have now

Get yourself down the M1 a few junctions and I'll help you remove the bow, it looks a little uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my son asked Santa for an XBox he was clearly hard of hearing. He got the box and the eggs a bonus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took my Apple to him because it wasn’t working he gave me an orange and said try it on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy man wearing nothing but a bow please Nora

Thanking you muchly xxx

You've seen my new friends pic haven't you?

I have now

Get yourself down the M1 a few junctions and I'll help you remove the bow, it looks a little uncomfortable

I would but I dont want to get arrested for indecent exposure.

Not again anyway

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A sexy man wearing nothing but a bow please Nora

Thanking you muchly xxx

You've seen my new friends pic haven't you?

I have now

Get yourself down the M1 a few junctions and I'll help you remove the bow, it looks a little uncomfortable

I would but I dont want to get arrested for indecent exposure.

Not again anyway

Wear your driving gloves. You'll be fine

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"A sexy man wearing nothing but a bow please Nora

Thanking you muchly xxx

You've seen my new friends pic haven't you?

I have now

Get yourself down the M1 a few junctions and I'll help you remove the bow, it looks a little uncomfortable

I would but I dont want to get arrested for indecent exposure.

Not again anyway

Pfffttt, wimp!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Naughty mummy. Lol

I wish. I’m being a very good mummy for the next couple of weeks

See you in the new year then.

I finally bought a wand last week anyway. Present from me to me. I no longer have a need for men

Ooh. Can I have the thing that means I no longer need men?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Naughty mummy. Lol

I wish. I’m being a very good mummy for the next couple of weeks

See you in the new year then.

I finally bought a wand last week anyway. Present from me to me. I no longer have a need for men

Ooh. Can I have the thing that means I no longer need men?

. With a friend like me - you won't need a man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A sexy man wearing nothing but a bow please Nora

Thanking you muchly xxx

You've seen my new friends pic haven't you?

Oi! Why aren’t we friends? We used to be on your ten thousand other profiles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When my son asked Santa for an XBox he was clearly hard of hearing. He got the box and the eggs a bonus."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Naughty mummy. Lol

I wish. I’m being a very good mummy for the next couple of weeks

See you in the new year then.

I finally bought a wand last week anyway. Present from me to me. I no longer have a need for men

Ooh. Can I have the thing that means I no longer need men?

Get one! Treat yourself

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Can you ask the big man to sort out my hips and left leg please? Oh and some new runners too if he gets the first ones sorted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you ask the big man to sort out my hips and left leg please? Oh and some new runners too if he gets the first ones sorted! "

I’m leaving now. I shall give him all your requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast??

I’m off to the pub

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