FabSwingers.com forum: Vasectomy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm booked in for the procedure very soon, but I've got a couple of questions.

1 - Does it hurt?

2 - How long before I can use my

junk again?

3 - How long for recovery?

Cheers!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Not really. Putting into perspective, it’s equivalent to a check up at the dentist. However, what I was not expecting was the smell - ensure you take some sweets with you.

2. A few days

3. The same few days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn’t really hurt, more uncomfortable than painful, takes a few days for the pain to go, and I left it a week or so before I got back in the saddle so to speak....

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By *k197Man
over a year ago

wymondham

No it didn't hurt when I had mine done. I was advised to take arnica tablets before to reduce the swelling and bruising and I have to say I had very little of either. I had to have a play the next day just to make sure it still got hard lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had it 3 weeks ago and to be honest it’s more uncomfortable than pain but I’m not going to lie to you it’s a terrible experience lol.

It took about 20 minutes and they gave me about 4 injections in the balls and then started to cut and pull. The hole they make it tiny and to be honest I didn’t know too much as I didn’t want to watch and just laid back with my hands over my face lol.

I did get an infection as well so keep an eye for that.

I had a test wank after about 2 days and everything was working ok and I’m back to normal now but for 20 minutes of that it’s worth it now and glad I got it

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Good man! I'd do it myself if I thought they would let me

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By *k197Man
over a year ago

wymondham

Wife came in to watch me have mine done and she was fascinated by it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your all lying it absolutely kills takes months to heal and can't fuck for nearly a year

Only joking it's as above

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Like the others have said, I had a bit of discomfort for a couple of days and all back to normal in a week. I was asleep during mine.

One of the best things I've ever done. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All depends on your pain threshold and how well your body heals I was back at it after three days

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I was told to stop telling jokes by the Dr doing mine or he might accidentally lasered my penis.

A couple of days of discomfort, we gave it a week & then a couple of samples checked to ensure it was successful & then back to normal..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hark at you lot with your fancy lasers.....mine was good ol’ surgical thread. Procedure was fine, could feel a bit of tugging about but wasn’t painful with the local anaesthetic in place.

Worst part was a cool room combined with mild trepidation left me with a cock like a pygmy chipolata....and of course, the two assisting nurses were lovely.

Not that they’d care in the slightest having however many penises that week, just slapped my ego.

Discomfort after wasn’t much more than a grazed knee. Get some ibuprofen and a pair of undercrackers a size smaller than normal (preferably y-fronts as they pack in tighter). A week or so and you’ll be good again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching this for Beast as he's thinking of having one

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Well my procedure was ok, but after a couple if weeks ingit an infection and they were the swollen to the size of a grapefruit very painful and a lot of discomfort, after some antibiotics they finally returned to normal.

Don't let that put you off though

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"Hark at you lot with your fancy lasers.....mine was good ol’ surgical thread."

Mine too. It was the first time I'd ever shaved my balls, was like battling through a jungle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncomfortable at first then hurts a bit for a day or two.

Told to leave it a few weeks before shagging and use contraception until the test shows no sperm present.

Think about it before you do it cos reversal is expensive and only 25% sucessful.

I have NEVER regreted having it done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheers guys, so one must expect taters the size of.. taters

And business as usual after a couple of weeks.

Cheers for the advice everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have NEVER regreted having it done"

I regretted it once - this year, funnily enough, over a decade after having it done. It was a blip, I’m over it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheers guys, so one must expect taters the size of.. taters

And business as usual after a couple of weeks.

Cheers for the advice everyone! "

I wouldn’t say that big - just “enlarged”.

Simple fact is - a few days after, you should be fine. If not, don’t hesitate to go back and have them checked. Things can go wrong - obviously hope they don’t - but there’s no harm in second opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm booked in for the procedure very soon, but I've got a couple of questions.

1 - Does it hurt?

2 - How long before I can use my

junk again?

3 - How long for recovery?

Cheers! "

yes yes yes

all forum guys to have the snip

I did today

oh that was to the hairdressers to have my bush cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm booked in for the procedure very soon, but I've got a couple of questions.

1 - Does it hurt?

2 - How long before I can use my

junk again?

3 - How long for recovery?

surely the Dr should explain all that to you. x

When is the chop?

Cheers! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm booked in for the procedure very soon, but I've got a couple of questions.

1 - Does it hurt?

2 - How long before I can use my

junk again?

3 - How long for recovery?

Cheers!

yes yes yes

all forum guys to have the snip

I did today

oh that was to the hairdressers to have my bush cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm booked in for the procedure very soon, but I've got a couple of questions.

1 - Does it hurt?

2 - How long before I can use my

junk again?

3 - How long for recovery?

Cheers!

yes yes yes

all forum guys to have the snip

I did today

oh that was to the hairdressers to have my bush cut

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I'm really impressed guys have been so positive.

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By *k197Man
over a year ago

wymondham

The short amount of pain is well worth it in the long run.

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