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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

..Jesus.

The Sermon on the Mount.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I quite like when he blocked the Balrog’s path; ‘You shall not pass!!!’

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Africanised swallows can carry more.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Dont give up a male stranger to a gang of thugs, instead offer your wife or daughter in his place

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Feeding the masses with bread and fish

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"..Jesus.

The Sermon on the Mount."

I much prefer the Semen on the Mount !!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Blessed are the cheese makers."

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Let he without sin cast the first stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always look on the bright side of life..

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Let he without sin cast the first stone."

Right!... who threw that?!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Most of the teachings of jesus are nonsense, obvious or pointless. The sermon on the mount is terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let he without sin cast the first stone."
I guess that would be me (Jesus)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let he without sin cast the first stone."

A very powerful quote.

I'm watching The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965). My mum was a Catholic and I can remember seeing it with her when I was a child . Just remembering her and the quotes she frequently said.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Pythons mocked the blind faithful and never the actual words of Jesus.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Let he without sin cast the first stone.

A very powerful quote.

I'm watching The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965). My mum was a Catholic and I can remember seeing it with her when I was a child . Just remembering her and the quotes she frequently said."
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My parents are deeply religious especially my father and he's very knowledgeable on the scriptures. He regularly quotes the bible and we've had some strong disagreements on the subject but that particular quote is one I very much agree with even if I don't hold to it all the time myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Blessed are the cheese makers.""

Cheeses of Nazareth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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My parents are deeply religious especially my father and he's very knowledgeable on the scriptures. He regularly quotes the bible and we've had some strong disagreements on the subject but that particular quote is one I very much agree with even if I don't hold to it all the time myself."

I am a non believer but had a Christian upbringing by two very kind parents . I'm not unsympathetic to the good words of a very powerful historic figure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Blessed are the cheese makers.""

It's not meant to be taken literally, it refers to all manufacturers of dairy products

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"

My parents are deeply religious especially my father and he's very knowledgeable on the scriptures. He regularly quotes the bible and we've had some strong disagreements on the subject but that particular quote is one I very much agree with even if I don't hold to it all the time myself.

I am a non believer but had a Christian upbringing by two very kind parents . I'm not unsympathetic to the good words of a very powerful historic figure."

I feel the same way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ian Dury was one asked if he believed in God. He said "I believe in good which I think is really the same thing.". I believe there's a right and a wrong thing to do and that helping others is right and hurting others is wrong. I mistrust all organised religion because I mistrust people and it's all man made.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Dont give up a male stranger to a gang of thugs, instead offer your wife or daughter in his place "

I don't remember that

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"

My parents are deeply religious especially my father and he's very knowledgeable on the scriptures. He regularly quotes the bible and we've had some strong disagreements on the subject but that particular quote is one I very much agree with even if I don't hold to it all the time myself.

I am a non believer but had a Christian upbringing by two very kind parents . I'm not unsympathetic to the good words of a very powerful historic figure."

There is no direct evidence he actually existed. There is a growing number of scholars who think he may not have been a real person. Look up some talks by Dr Richard Carrier on YouTube for more.

I don't pay any attention to Jesus. I don't think his teachings are nearly as wise as cultural biases would have us believe.

The idea that he died for our sins is just horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's his utter failure to write anything himself.

Or cursing a tree for not having any figs despite it not being the season for figs.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Dont give up a male stranger to a gang of thugs, instead offer your wife or daughter in his place

I don't remember that"

It's in the ot job and another book I think

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Dont give up a male stranger to a gang of thugs, instead offer your wife or daughter in his place

I don't remember that

It's in the ot job and another book I think"

Genesis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont give up a male stranger to a gang of thugs, instead offer your wife or daughter in his place

I don't remember that

It's in the ot job and another book I think"

And therefore nothing to do with the teachings of Jesus.

It's at the start of Lot and Sodom and Gommorah. Shortly before Lot's daughters get him d*unk and sleep with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually there is nothing in the teachings told in the name of Jesus that are not covered in the 10 rules attributed to Moses, though he was just doodling and repeated himself a bit much, could have summed it up as 'be excellent to each other' or 'dont be a git'

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Actually there is nothing in the teachings told in the name of Jesus that are not covered in the 10 rules attributed to Moses, though he was just doodling and repeated himself a bit much, could have summed it up as 'be excellent to each other' or 'dont be a git' "

I gather he downloaded it from the cloud on a tablet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always look on the bright side of life

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

No so much teachings, but my favourite Jesus story is the one where the Roman Centurion demonstrates his faith in Jesus' ability to heal his servant.

I don't believe in all that religious stuff but I think the story is a good illustration of what faith really is.

In the real world, the majority of our faith - if we have any - is misplaced.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Don't eat yellow snow and don't piss in to a strong wind when wearing sandals

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No so much teachings, but my favourite Jesus story is the one where the Roman Centurion demonstrates his faith in Jesus' ability to heal his servant.

I don't believe in all that religious stuff but I think the story is a good illustration of what faith really is.

In the real world, the majority of our faith - if we have any - is misplaced."

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