FabSwingers.com forum: I bet you're so.wet for me!

By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

Guys are expected to have hard solid cocks. And as a woman I have been asked how wet do you get? I bet you're dripping!

Yes boys so wet, bring out the life jackets.

Thats a turn off for me,

What turns you off?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

When people tell me stuff about people they've met before. Major turn off in so many ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys are expected to have hard solid cocks. And as a woman I have been asked how wet do you get? I bet you're dripping!

Yes boys so wet, bring out the life jackets.

Thats a turn off for me,

What turns you off?"
feet really or inebriation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who think being a "heavy cummer" is a turn on for everyone.

I'm not anti cum but I don't want to think about it either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm like mate, the Sahara has more moisture than my vageeeen walls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate when men think they're some kind of sex God who will make you cum like crazy just because they have a massive cock. It's such a turn off.

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

I'm no sex god and I've not got a massive cock and I will do my best to make you cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a man sends pics of him ball deep in someone ....why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually dislike when someone gets you all hyped up for a meet and then deletes their account on the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people tell me stuff about people they've met before. Major turn off in so many ways. "

I’m loving the lights!!

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By *exiSalliTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

For me it's not about size or shape or looks..it's about connection and having fun..and the ability to laugh...the rest falls into place....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any guy who says "I want to make you squirt"

Instant block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I can lick pussy all night'

A sure sign of sexual immaturity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The expectation that you should put out and shag just because you've had a few conversations..

If it's not right, don't have any quarms about calling a halt, especially if you are a sub... don't feel pressured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love those "Can you handle this?" attaching their cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who message go say how horny your pics make them, then continue with in wanking now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says they can go for hours......!!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Having a quick look through this thread it appears that I turn a lot of people off

Never mind willy windmills it is

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Does your Mrs want a real man?

Err maybe one that could read would be a start?

A few months of similar drivel & it was “Block them all!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Game playing. Any sniff of playing me these days my interest is snuffed out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women that swear so much. I'm not looking for prim and proper but I dont want a trucker with tits either.

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Be honest at all times but never be rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Game playing. Any sniff of playing me these days my interest is snuffed out."

This.

Lifes way too short and precious to waste on the players

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

"Game playing. Any sniff of playing me these days my interest is snuffed out.

This.

Lifes way too short and precious to waste on the players "

Yep totally agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The expectation that you should put out and shag just because you've had a few conversations..

If it's not right, don't have any quarms about calling a halt, especially if you are a sub... don't feel pressured

What you mean it's not my turn after we have talked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status such as "Horny as fuck!" or "Need my balls drained" is a massive turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I eat your pussy makes me a bit queezy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously though. Women say they don't like all this stuff and when you know them, they actually do like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love bbws! Real women have curves, love the larger lady, slim women are so up themselves!

Translation : hey tubs, don't worry I'll throw you a pity fuck cos you'll be so grateful I'll be able to just lie here like the lazy wetwipe I am.

Get the fuck outta here, dude

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I eat your pussy makes me a bit queezy. "

Bet it doesn't make your cat feel too happy either....

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

"Status such as "Horny as fuck!" or "Need my balls drained" is a massive turn off."

“Horny as fuck” makes no sense haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like.. "

There ya go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m glad that everyone is participating but all the turns offs are actually turning my switch off OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status such as "Horny as fuck!" or "Need my balls drained" is a massive turn off.

“Horny as fuck” makes no sense haha"

It's pretty much every second status update I see.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I hate it when women think us guys should worship them just because they have a pussy.

Get real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..

There ya go

Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Women that swear so much. I'm not looking for prim and proper but I dont want a trucker with tits either."

Fucksake

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..

There ya go

Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost"

Thank god nobody has said willy windmills yet

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..

There ya go

Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost"

Exactly.. then all bets are off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women that swear so much. I'm not looking for prim and proper but I dont want a trucker with tits either.

Fucksake

Can you belive this shit? What the actual fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages from a random body part made of sentences with less than 5 characters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..

There ya go

Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost

Thank god nobody has said willy windmills yet "

Hy-pnosis. Keep your eye...on the eye

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Well that took a lot of effort.

Instant delete.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..

There ya go

Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost

Thank god nobody has said willy windmills yet

Hy-pnosis. Keep your eye...on the eye"

Look into my eye, not around the eye but in my eye and you’re...... gone

When I click my fingers you will want your pussy eaten and have an irresistible urge to drain my balls on account of me being fucking horny

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

"Status such as "Horny as fuck!" or "Need my balls drained" is a massive turn off.

“Horny as fuck” makes no sense haha

It's pretty much every second status update I see."

It’s lazy

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Hi

Well that took a lot of effort.

Instant delete. "

Sorry the football was on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..

There ya go

Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost

Thank god nobody has said willy windmills yet

Hy-pnosis. Keep your eye...on the eye

Look into my eye, not around the eye but in my eye and you’re...... gone

When I click my fingers you will want your pussy eaten and have an irresistible urge to drain my balls on account of me being fucking horny "

Now Im dripping

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..

There ya go

Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost

Thank god nobody has said willy windmills yet

Hy-pnosis. Keep your eye...on the eye

Look into my eye, not around the eye but in my eye and you’re...... gone

When I click my fingers you will want your pussy eaten and have an irresistible urge to drain my balls on account of me being fucking horny

Now Im dripping

It’s okay I will bring a snorkel and I can breathe through my ears as I gorge myself betwixt your thighs

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I don’t like men who come on too strong. My instinct is to leg it. Be all cool and nonchalant (but attentive) until we know each other better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but all these lines work for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate pet names from strangers. Don't call me hun. Or babe.

Fuckoff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..

There ya go

Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost

Thank god nobody has said willy windmills yet

Hy-pnosis. Keep your eye...on the eye

Look into my eye, not around the eye but in my eye and you’re...... gone

When I click my fingers you will want your pussy eaten and have an irresistible urge to drain my balls on account of me being fucking horny

Now Im dripping

It’s okay I will bring a snorkel and I can breathe through my ears as I gorge myself betwixt your thighs "

You said betwixt, now I am bewitched

(it doesn't take much)

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

"I hate pet names from strangers. Don't call me hun. Or babe.

Fuckoff."

Yep, this really pisses me off.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Honestly people that lie or assume things about what I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest turn off is no replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women that call you daddy, I really dont like that

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..

There ya go

Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost

Thank god nobody has said willy windmills yet

Hy-pnosis. Keep your eye...on the eye

Look into my eye, not around the eye but in my eye and you’re...... gone

When I click my fingers you will want your pussy eaten and have an irresistible urge to drain my balls on account of me being fucking horny

Now Im dripping

It’s okay I will bring a snorkel and I can breathe through my ears as I gorge myself betwixt your thighs

You said betwixt, now I am bewitched

(it doesn't take much) "

Score. Hurry up with the pasties my balls are turning blue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate pet names from strangers. Don't call me hun. Or babe.

Fuckoff."

How about .... sensational Jessie as you make me want to travel!!! Makes a run to the penny jar as Christmas has burned him out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty much all of the above until I’ve met someone.. then they can say what they like..

There ya go

Once we're bewitched by cock, we are lost

Thank god nobody has said willy windmills yet

Hy-pnosis. Keep your eye...on the eye

Look into my eye, not around the eye but in my eye and you’re...... gone

When I click my fingers you will want your pussy eaten and have an irresistible urge to drain my balls on account of me being fucking horny

Now Im dripping

It’s okay I will bring a snorkel and I can breathe through my ears as I gorge myself betwixt your thighs

You said betwixt, now I am bewitched

(it doesn't take much)

Score. Hurry up with the pasties my balls are turning blue. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women that call you daddy, I really dont like that "

That's a massive thing right now and i think a lot of men are getting very squicked out over it.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"I'll come and lick your pussy right now"

Okay mate, but to make it more fun I won't give you my address and we can have a game of hotter/colder to help you find me

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

""I'll come and lick your pussy right now"

Okay mate, but to make it more fun I won't give you my address and we can have a game of hotter/colder to help you find me

A series of incorrect clues maybe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'll come and lick your pussy right now"

Okay mate, but to make it more fun I won't give you my address and we can have a game of hotter/colder to help you find me

Now this is why I shall stay on fab!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bareback fun only"... Sorry but this puts me off straight away.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Sex talk with anyone I haven't met full stop. Bores me if someone can't find anything interesting to talk about.

We have heard it all a thousand times before.....

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

""I'll come and lick your pussy right now"

Okay mate, but to make it more fun I won't give you my address and we can have a game of hotter/colder to help you find me

Now this is why I shall stay on fab!! "

To play hide and seek?? Not a common reason, but each to their own

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Sex talk with anyone I haven't met full stop. Bores me if someone can't find anything interesting to talk about.

We have heard it all a thousand times before....."

But, but, but I'm great at motorboating.

How's that for sexy talk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'll come and lick your pussy right now"

Okay mate, but to make it more fun I won't give you my address and we can have a game of hotter/colder to help you find me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously though. Women say they don't like all this stuff and when you know them, they actually do like it. "

Most don't want this cackypoopants from randoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above and....

Can I get you pregnant?

And earlier today...

Would you fist me and use me as a toilet

Based on this thread I'm now wondering why I'm even on here!!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Seriously though. Women say they don't like all this stuff and when you know them, they actually do like it.

Most don't want this cackypoopants from randoms.

I reckon they should add your words to the dictionary, you crack me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously though. Women say they don't like all this stuff and when you know them, they actually do like it.

Most don't want this cackypoopants from randoms.

I reckon they should add your words to the dictionary, you crack me up

I think they should too, I deserve recognition for my service to society

and a big bell end hat, I'd look mint in one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys are expected to have hard solid cocks. And as a woman I have been asked how wet do you get? I bet you're dripping!

Yes boys so wet, bring out the life jackets.

Thats a turn off for me,

What turns you off?"

I am sure their mothers did not teach them to say that..it is turn off for me too!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

When a man guarantees he will make Mrs squirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys are expected to have hard solid cocks. And as a woman I have been asked how wet do you get? I bet you're dripping!

Yes boys so wet, bring out the life jackets.

Thats a turn off for me,

What turns you off?"

the latest one is that your mattress protector will not keep your bed dry ...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"When a man guarantees he will make Mrs squirt.

Squirt the washing up liquid all over him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a man guarantees he will make Mrs squirt.

I'll squirt the cunt.... the way a skunk does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usernames that use not so nice words for the female anatomy closely followed by an equivalent for cum.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Guys are expected to have hard solid cocks. And as a woman I have been asked how wet do you get? I bet you're dripping!

Yes boys so wet, bring out the life jackets.

Thats a turn off for me,

What turns you off?

the latest one is that your mattress protector will not keep your bed dry ...

Oh dear me..who couldn't resist such sexy talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys are expected to have hard solid cocks. And as a woman I have been asked how wet do you get? I bet you're dripping!

Yes boys so wet, bring out the life jackets.

Thats a turn off for me,

What turns you off?feet really or inebriation

what about feet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys are expected to have hard solid cocks. And as a woman I have been asked how wet do you get? I bet you're dripping!

Yes boys so wet, bring out the life jackets.

Thats a turn off for me,

What turns you off?"

when he turns up scruffy and stinks of BO and leans to kiss me with garlic breath

I gag

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"When a man guarantees he will make Mrs squirt.

I'll squirt the cunt.... the way a skunk does

*chucing*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xenophobia, dullard anachronistic misogyny, people who laugh raucously at their own jokes. Also for the list is cauliflower. Cauliflower is the devil's phlegm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it when women think us guys should worship them just because they have a pussy.

Get real. "
Ooops I thought I was your goddess

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Xenophobia, dullard anachronistic misogyny, people who laugh raucously at their own jokes. Also for the list is cauliflower. Cauliflower is the devil's phlegm. "

I love a bit of cauliflower cheese

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I hate it when women think us guys should worship them just because they have a pussy.

Get real. Ooops I thought I was your goddess

You are my venus. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as there's enough cheese...

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"I actually dislike when someone gets you all hyped up for a meet and then deletes their account on the day

What's not to like about that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Xenophobia, dullard anachronistic misogyny, people who laugh raucously at their own jokes. Also for the list is cauliflower. Cauliflower is the devil's phlegm. "

The devil's phlegm!

So peas are the devil's snot then?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Parapapumpum.

Ooh shit wrong thread

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By *houldibedoingthis!Man
over a year ago

london

I've got a personal vendetta against Jerusalem artichoke.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"Women that call you daddy, I really dont like that

That's a massive thing right now and i think a lot of men are getting very squicked out over it. "

I think often women think calling daddy etc is what guys want to hear but don't really care for it themselves and equally many guys think its what women want to hear and neither are actually turned on by daddy/baby talk lol

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

I wonder if any ladies have said do I make you hard

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I wonder if any ladies have said do I make you hard "

Well do I

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I wonder if any ladies have said do I make you hard "

And the answer will always be... no smoking and walking with the arse of my jeans near my knees does that

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"I hate pet names from strangers. Don't call me hun. Or babe.

Fuckoff."

A woman that's interested often starts using hun early on but I see why a woman would find it pushy and presumptuous. So what does a guy do? Wait for the lady to use a pet name first?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I wonder if any ladies have said do I make you hard

Well do I

I'd be putty in your hands - does that count?

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"I wonder if any ladies have said do I make you hard

Well do I

I'd be putty in your hands - does that count? "

Putty is soft

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I wonder if any ladies have said do I make you hard

Well do I

I'd be putty in your hands - does that count?

Putty is soft

Until its handled and then it goes hard.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I wonder if any ladies have said do I make you hard

Well do I

I'd be putty in your hands - does that count?

Putty is soft

Until its handled and then it goes hard. "

Not before it's been moulded into a suitable shape

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"I wonder if any ladies have said do I make you hard

Well do I

I'd be putty in your hands - does that count?

Putty is soft

Until its handled and then it goes hard.

Not before it's been moulded into a suitable shape

Then thrown in the kiln??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching a woman do curly worly in a potty

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I wonder if any ladies have said do I make you hard

Well do I

I'd be putty in your hands - does that count?

Putty is soft

Until its handled and then it goes hard.

Not before it's been moulded into a suitable shape

I'm all ready for your touch.

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By *itkat 300Woman
over a year ago

Bury st edmunds

"For me it's not about size or shape or looks..it's about connection and having fun..and the ability to laugh...the rest falls into place....

Completely agree

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

When somebody messages us saying "I'm looking for..."

I didn't ask what you are looking for. I wasn't even wondering. So why have you taken time out of your day to tell us?

I imagine it's because they think you might find it in us. Well if your not going to bother asking what we're looking for, let alone going to attempt to tell you can offer something we are looking for, this conversation is only going to go downhill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she can take 2 fist up her arse hole id suspect she was once a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate pet names from strangers. Don't call me hun. Or babe.

Fuckoff.

Yep, this really pisses me off. "

Me too. Plus cheeky or trouble. I may be those things but you don’t know me.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

People who LOL at all, but especially when things aren't funny. Pet names. Generally telling me they'll bang me hard

and today's special prize....

I'll lick you and make you cum 10 times in an hour. If I don't you can give me a forfeit, like cleaning out your slurry pit.

I don't even know if the last bit was a euphemism, but I'm not a farmer!

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"People who LOL at all, but especially when things aren't funny. Pet names. Generally telling me they'll bang me hard

and today's special prize....

I'll lick you and make you cum 10 times in an hour. If I don't you can give me a forfeit, like cleaning out your slurry pit.

I don't even know if the last bit was a euphemism, but I'm not a farmer!"

Slurry pit? That's about the most unsexy expression imaginable

People add lol out of insecurity, when they aren't confident of that they're saying lol

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"People who LOL at all, but especially when things aren't funny. Pet names. Generally telling me they'll bang me hard

and today's special prize....

I'll lick you and make you cum 10 times in an hour. If I don't you can give me a forfeit, like cleaning out your slurry pit.

I don't even know if the last bit was a euphemism, but I'm not a farmer!

Slurry pit? That's about the most unsexy expression imaginable

People add lol out of insecurity, when they aren't confident of that they're saying lol"

I don't think he actually meant anything other than a slurry pit because he mentioned some other weird tasks like sweeping the garden or eating something gross. That said. It wasn't a great offer in any aspect.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"People who LOL at all, but especially when things aren't funny. Pet names. Generally telling me they'll bang me hard

and today's special prize....

I'll lick you and make you cum 10 times in an hour. If I don't you can give me a forfeit, like cleaning out your slurry pit.

I don't even know if the last bit was a euphemism, but I'm not a farmer!

Slurry pit? That's about the most unsexy expression imaginable

People add lol out of insecurity, when they aren't confident of that they're saying lol"

I use the lol..I'm not particularly insecure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any guy who says "I want to make you squirt"

Instant block

I want to make you dry

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"People who LOL at all, but especially when things aren't funny. Pet names. Generally telling me they'll bang me hard

and today's special prize....

I'll lick you and make you cum 10 times in an hour. If I don't you can give me a forfeit, like cleaning out your slurry pit.

I don't even know if the last bit was a euphemism, but I'm not a farmer!

Slurry pit? That's about the most unsexy expression imaginable

People add lol out of insecurity, when they aren't confident of that they're saying lol

I use the lol..I'm not particularly insecure"

Well I stand corrected then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so wet for you

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"People who LOL at all, but especially when things aren't funny. Pet names. Generally telling me they'll bang me hard

and today's special prize....

I'll lick you and make you cum 10 times in an hour. If I don't you can give me a forfeit, like cleaning out your slurry pit.

I don't even know if the last bit was a euphemism, but I'm not a farmer!

Slurry pit? That's about the most unsexy expression imaginable

People add lol out of insecurity, when they aren't confident of that they're saying lol

I use the lol..I'm not particularly insecure

Well I stand corrected then!

no worries...lol

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"I love curvy women". = excuse me, I've just lost a stone and a half, feeling really good about it. Thanks numpty for making me feel fat.

"I'll give you the best sex you've ever had" = doubt that very much.

"I'll make you squirt" = never have in 47 years, won't start now.

"I can do oral for hours" = I'm board before even finishing reading the sentance.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"For me it's not about size or shape or looks..it's about connection and having fun..and the ability to laugh...the rest falls into place....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“VWE only / must have x inch cock”

OK, whilst I magically grow it to your expectations that fit a low single digit percentage of the male population, you magically turn yourself into Jessica Alba.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who LOL at all, but especially when things aren't funny. Pet names. Generally telling me they'll bang me hard

and today's special prize....

I'll lick you and make you cum 10 times in an hour. If I don't you can give me a forfeit, like cleaning out your slurry pit.

I don't even know if the last bit was a euphemism, but I'm not a farmer!

Slurry pit? That's about the most unsexy expression imaginable

People add lol out of insecurity, when they aren't confident of that they're saying lol

I use the lol..I'm not particularly insecure

Well I stand corrected then!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who assume becuase I dress up in womens underwear and have sex with men and women that I must be a sissy!

I am a northern rugby player ffs! I just like having sex in womens underwear lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love bbws! Real women have curves, love the larger lady, slim women are so up themselves!

Translation : hey tubs, don't worry I'll throw you a pity fuck cos you'll be so grateful I'll be able to just lie here like the lazy wetwipe I am.

Get the fuck outta here, dude

Also translates to; "I know slim women are all up themselves, because I've machine gun messaged the lot within a 50 mile radius and none of those hundreds I've messaged are interested in me whatsoever. Bearing this in mind, I'm having to message the bigger ladies as my balls 'need draining' so bad..."

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"When somebody messages us saying "I'm looking for..."

I didn't ask what you are looking for. I wasn't even wondering. So why have you taken time out of your day to tell us?

Interesting viewpoint. One of the most common "rules" I see on womens' profiles is "don't ask what I'm looking for". Admittedly, that's often because their profile includes that information and to do so would be evidence of not reading their bio. In other cases though the sarky follow up is "I'm on this site aren't I? What do you think I'm looking for?".

I sometimes include "I'm looking for..." in a message, because it seems a reasonable way of possibly piquing an interest, or alternatively allowing the recipient to discount me and move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When somebody messages us saying "I'm looking for..."

I didn't ask what you are looking for. I wasn't even wondering. So why have you taken time out of your day to tell us?

I sometimes include "I'm looking for..." in a message, because it seems a reasonable way of possibly piquing an interest, or alternatively allowing the recipient to discount me and move on."

Also the what are you into/looking for just leads to sex chat. That’s why when blokes ask me I say knitting patterns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm soaked

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I love Fab, but my biggest turn off by far is the feeling of constantly walking on eggshells for fear of breaking one of the many "rules" imposed by women! I think the combination of obnoxious, crude and pushy guys, and the ratio of the sexes on this and other sites encourages women to adopt a persona quite unlike women I meet in real life. Although I understand the reasons for it, I do find it colouring my view of women as a whole. At the risk of sounding like the biggest wuss going, the sheer nastiness of it all has started to become depressing.

Even as a naive teenager I quickly learnt that women needed to be treated as individuals and there was no "one size fits all" approach to, to use an old-fashioned word, seduction. Whilst there a few obvious and almost universal golden "dos and don'ts", one women's "cute" or "phwoar" will be another's "bleugh". I sometimes feel that women on Fab don't appreciate that and on occasion profess to talk on behalf of their entire gender. Often the reason guys say or do something is because that approach found favour in the past, and while erring on the side of caution is always best, a degree of experimentation is necessary if relationships of whatever duration are going to go anywhere.

Sorry, think I've gone off on a bit of a tangent there.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Xenophobia, dullard anachronistic misogyny, people who laugh raucously at their own jokes. Also for the list is cauliflower. Cauliflower is the devil's phlegm. "

I have been offered many things on Fabs, but cauliflower has never been one of them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Major turnoffs:

We get a lot of messages from both ladies and couples (I've blocked males now) saying:

"Hi"

"Wanna fuck now?"

"How are you doing?"

So really, it's not just the single guys. And yes, it's a turnoff, as we have enough on our profile to send an interesting message and start a conversation.

But the BIGGEST turnoff yet, is all the ladies that will put on their profile that they want a face pic or our message will get deleted. When they have a single body picture on their profile.

Ermm....no thanks. I think I'll pass.

xx Niki

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no sex god and I've not got a massive cock and I will do my best to make you cum"
that's alls I try to do aswell aim to please the both of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love bbws! Real women have curves, love the larger lady, slim women are so up themselves!

Translation : hey tubs, don't worry I'll throw you a pity fuck cos you'll be so grateful I'll be able to just lie here like the lazy wetwipe I am.

Get the fuck outta here, dude

"
don't understand this I find a bbw attractive dose that mean I want to pity fuck them hell no I want to be with them coz I like that person

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

'I will lick you for hours' oh and cant forget about the good old 'I can make you squirt'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The I really like mature women..

Eh I'm only 36....

Heavy cummers...

Graphic copy and paste messages.. Just why

I want to destroy your pussy.... Really you think that is a turn on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who assume becuase I dress up in womens underwear and have sex with men and women that I must be a sissy!

I am a northern rugby player ffs! I just like having sex in womens underwear lol"
you're a sissy admit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piercings

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