FabSwingers.com forum: It takes 2 to tango

By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

So you've been chatting, there's been great banter between you. You can feel the heat between you, your mind and appetite are whetted.

You excitedly ready yourself,favourite perfume, your feeling hot and then you meet.

You finally get to the naughty and it's disappointing!

Whose fault is it? After all you're pretty good at the tango.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you've been chatting, there's been great banter between you. You can feel the heat between you, your mind and appetite are whetted.

You excitedly ready yourself,favourite perfume, your feeling hot and then you meet.

You finally get to the naughty and it's disappointing!

Whose fault is it? After all you're pretty good at the tango.

Always their fault. You're fantastic Annabelle. Same happens to me the convos just get boring and I know it definitely ain't me.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Nobodies fault. You're just not compatible.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Could be you, could be them, could just be you're not compatible.

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

It's a dance

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"So you've been chatting, there's been great banter between you. You can feel the heat between you, your mind and appetite are whetted.

You excitedly ready yourself,favourite perfume, your feeling hot and then you meet.

You finally get to the naughty and it's disappointing!

Whose fault is it? After all you're pretty good at the tango.

Sometimes it's no one's fault. You just might not be sexually compatible. Great personal chemistry but no sexual sizzle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it just doesn't click. You may both want it to but different styles, "in the now emotion", rhythm etc just don't gel.

Wouldn't say anyone is to blame but at times I think if you've built something up in your head the reality doesn't live up.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"So you've been chatting, there's been great banter between you. You can feel the heat between you, your mind and appetite are whetted.

You excitedly ready yourself,favourite perfume, your feeling hot and then you meet.

You finally get to the naughty and it's disappointing!

Whose fault is it? After all you're pretty good at the tango.

Always their fault. You're fantastic Annabelle. Same happens to me the convos just get boring and I know it definitely ain't me."

You know what, ah I love your confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think sometimes it takes more than one try... Everyone needs a freebie sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you've been chatting, there's been great banter between you. You can feel the heat between you, your mind and appetite are whetted.

You excitedly ready yourself,favourite perfume, your feeling hot and then you meet.

You finally get to the naughty and it's disappointing!

Whose fault is it? After all you're pretty good at the tango.

Always their fault. You're fantastic Annabelle. Same happens to me the convos just get boring and I know it definitely ain't me.

You know what, ah I love your confidence

You're amazing Annabelle you can do better

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Don’t think just fuck

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Sometimes it just doesn't click. You may both want it to but different styles, "in the now emotion", rhythm etc just don't gel.

Wouldn't say anyone is to blame but at times I think if you've built something up in your head the reality doesn't live up.

Yes,.and I think that when it comes to the build up sometimes less said is more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I'm hopeless at the Tango

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I think sometimes it takes more than one try... Everyone needs a freebie sometimes

I get you..sometimes it does take more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like seeing lots of movie trailers and reading lots of previews online about a film you really want to see. You get to the cinema on the day with your popcorn and large , excited to see the film, but you get in there and end up disappointed throughout, nothing seems to be working in what you see and you're left wondering what all the fuss was about. You leave the cinema confused, thinking surely that can't be all

Sometimes all the build up and hype leaves the main unable to live up to expectations.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Don’t think just fuck"

Yes.. just feel it

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Don’t think just fuck

Yes.. just feel it"

I know it sounds base. But sometimes it works, overthinking (or overly descriptive conversations) can take away the ooomph. It works best for me if we have a chat about normal stuff, go for a pasty (obviously) and then proceed to ripping each other’s clothes off.

I am banned from 14 pasty shops...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes it just doesn't click. You may both want it to but different styles, "in the now emotion", rhythm etc just don't gel.

Wouldn't say anyone is to blame but at times I think if you've built something up in your head the reality doesn't live up.

Yes,.and I think that when it comes to the build up sometimes less said is more."

This is what I was thinking. That's why its important never to tell a woman you are going to destroy her, or shit like that. Plus, I love the forum, but certain threads where people state what they love to do and how they would do it leaves an impression on admirers of the poster. So if the 2 then meet they are expecting magic and it might have been all talk or a lack of sexual compatibility as some have said.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

It could just be first meet nerves, but more than likely you're just not compatible

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

"It could just be first meet nerves, but more than likely you're just not compatible "

Some people really are all talk and no action though! As I’ve found out very recently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sometimes it just doesn't click. You may both want it to but different styles, "in the now emotion", rhythm etc just don't gel.

Wouldn't say anyone is to blame but at times I think if you've built something up in your head the reality doesn't live up.

Yes,.and I think that when it comes to the build up sometimes less said is more."

Exactly. I can't cope with "naughty" talk coz then I feel pressure. I don't mind talking about what either person likes or whatnot, that's just learning and gauging stuff, but the whole "I wanna do this and I'll make you feel that" just sets things up for disappointment coz then you feel like things are expected and that when that thing happens you should feel a certain way, then if you don't feel that way it's all weird. They're giving you their supermove and you're thinking "you don't see deelyboppers these days. They were fun, I miss deelyboppers"

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Don’t think just fuck

Yes.. just feel it

I am banned from 14 pasty shops..."

Lol...good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe expectations too high or it is just too exciting ... You want it to work so much, but one party gets a touch of meet nerves??

But even experienced dancers have to become familiar with a new partner before they look effortless on the dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t think just fuck

Yes.. just feel it

I am banned from 14 pasty shops..."

I can fetch the pasties..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite often in the whole of life the expectation is way better than reality leading to a feel of disappointment ...

Often I've also found how a person messages and how they are in life can be incredibly different ... a person given sufficient time to compose answers and banter is very different when the banter is spur of the moment

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I prefer to keep sexy chat to a minimum. We can all make ourselves out to sound like porn stars and the best shag in the world, but one person’s top shag is another person’s meh.

Chemistry and passion. I like men who do rather than chat it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer to keep sexy chat to a minimum. We can all make ourselves out to sound like porn stars and the best shag in the world, but one person’s top shag is another person’s meh.

Chemistry and passion. I like men who do rather than chat it up."
me to, thats me to a tea

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I don’t do sex chat at all before I meet someone.. I only know face to face if I fancy someone or not.. I’m a slow burner but I prefer to get it right.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Don’t think just fuck

Yes.. just feel it

I am banned from 14 pasty shops...

I can fetch the pasties.."

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

"I prefer to keep sexy chat to a minimum. We can all make ourselves out to sound like porn stars and the best shag in the world, but one person’s top shag is another person’s meh.

Chemistry and passion. I like men who do rather than chat it up."

I’ve learnt my lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is a bit funny really, you're all naked and vulnerable and stuff, things make funny noises and bits can clash, we make weird faces when we cum, but it can be quite intimate and sweet and sexy. I dont expect movie scene perfect, we are but human not actors.

And will someone turn the damn lights out

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Could be you, could be them, could just be you're not compatible. "

I think so and tbh I have previously given 'performances' that wouldn't get me a standing ovabtion

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

I think word 'fault' is harsh in terms of 2 people coming together for a sexual experience. As has been said, sometimes people just aren't compatible.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Sex is a bit funny really, you're all naked and vulnerable and stuff, things make funny noises and bits can clash, we make weird faces when we cum, but it can be quite intimate and sweet and sexy. I dont expect movie scene perfect, we are but human not actors.

And will someone turn the damn lights out

Keep them on, but with a soft glow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s always me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two left feet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And will someone turn the damn lights out

I like the lights on. You can wear a blindfold though if it helps...

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By *bob1202Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

I like the build up and sexy chat. I think it adds something and helps...lubricate the evening

Ill be honest ive had good sex and bad sex from these sites. Usually the good sex is on the second round. But as long as my partner communicates i always perform better on the second time. After all we are not in hollywood.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

But three to make a human pyramid.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So you've been chatting, there's been great banter between you. You can feel the heat between you, your mind and appetite are whetted.

You excitedly ready yourself,favourite perfume, your feeling hot and then you meet.

You finally get to the naughty and it's disappointing!

Whose fault is it? After all you're pretty good at the tango.

Shall we dance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you've been chatting, there's been great banter between you. You can feel the heat between you, your mind and appetite are whetted.

You excitedly ready yourself,favourite perfume, your feeling hot and then you meet.

You finally get to the naughty and it's disappointing!

Whose fault is it? After all you're pretty good at the tango.

Sometimes it's no one's fault. You just might not be sexually compatible. Great personal chemistry but no sexual sizzle?

This

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"So you've been chatting, there's been great banter between you. You can feel the heat between you, your mind and appetite are whetted.

You excitedly ready yourself,favourite perfume, your feeling hot and then you meet.

You finally get to the naughty and it's disappointing!

Whose fault is it? After all you're pretty good at the tango.

Shall we dance?

I thought you'd never ask

Me being a wall flower and all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its just the zeitgist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But three to make a human pyramid. "

And a steaming hot bi threesome

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So you've been chatting, there's been great banter between you. You can feel the heat between you, your mind and appetite are whetted.

You excitedly ready yourself,favourite perfume, your feeling hot and then you meet.

You finally get to the naughty and it's disappointing!

Whose fault is it? After all you're pretty good at the tango.

Shall we dance?

I thought you'd never ask

Me being a wall flower and all x"

Nobody puts Anabelle in the corner.

(now I've had the time of my life.....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chemistry is not with everyone. But from a kiss you can already understand a lot...

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"So you've been chatting, there's been great banter between you. You can feel the heat between you, your mind and appetite are whetted.

You excitedly ready yourself,favourite perfume, your feeling hot and then you meet.

You finally get to the naughty and it's disappointing!

Whose fault is it? After all you're pretty good at the tango.

Shall we dance?

I thought you'd never ask

Me being a wall flower and all x

Nobody puts Anabelle in the corner.

(now I've had the time of my life.....)

Yeah baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chemistry is not with everyone. But from a kiss you can already understand a lot..."

I kept getting kicked out for trying to ignite people with a bunsen burner and pretending I was Beaker from the muppets. I'm also lying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can only put so much effort in, if they CBA back they aren't interested, or not worth your time x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So you've been chatting, there's been great banter between you. You can feel the heat between you, your mind and appetite are whetted.

You excitedly ready yourself,favourite perfume, your feeling hot and then you meet.

You finally get to the naughty and it's disappointing!

Whose fault is it? After all you're pretty good at the tango.

Shall we dance?

I thought you'd never ask

Me being a wall flower and all x

Nobody puts Anabelle in the corner.

(now I've had the time of my life.....)

Yeah baby

Do you love me, now that I can dance?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I prefer to keep sexy chat to a minimum. We can all make ourselves out to sound like porn stars and the best shag in the world, but one person’s top shag is another person’s meh.

Chemistry and passion. I like men who do rather than chat it up."

Watch the quiet ones

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can only put so much effort in, if they CBA back they aren't interested, or not worth your time x"

Deelyboppers are underrated tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can only put so much effort in, if they CBA back they aren't interested, or not worth your time x

Deelyboppers are underrated tho.

Who

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"So you've been chatting, there's been great banter between you. You can feel the heat between you, your mind and appetite are whetted.

You excitedly ready yourself,favourite perfume, your feeling hot and then you meet.

You finally get to the naughty and it's disappointing!

Whose fault is it? After all you're pretty good at the tango.

Shall we dance?

I thought you'd never ask

Me being a wall flower and all x

Nobody puts Anabelle in the corner.

(now I've had the time of my life.....)

Yeah baby

Do you love me, now that I can dance? "

I already

you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can only put so much effort in, if they CBA back they aren't interested, or not worth your time x

Deelyboppers are underrated tho.

Who"

Deelyboppers. See, this is why I wouldn't be compatible with under 30s. I need them to appreciate how aesthetically pleasing the deelybopper is upon ones noggin

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Do you love me, now that I can dance?

I already

you"

Taxi to B38 please

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Do you love me, now that I can dance?

I already

you

Taxi to B38 please

Santa's on his way,.yay.

Keep the outfit on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can only put so much effort in, if they CBA back they aren't interested, or not worth your time x

Deelyboppers are underrated tho.

Who

Deelyboppers. See, this is why I wouldn't be compatible with under 30s. I need them to appreciate how aesthetically pleasing the deelybopper is upon ones noggin

Maybe that's why no one's interested in me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Do you love me, now that I can dance?

I already

you

Taxi to B38 please

Santa's on his way,.yay.

Keep the outfit on

So long as you put that body stocking on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can only put so much effort in, if they CBA back they aren't interested, or not worth your time x

Deelyboppers are underrated tho.

Who

Deelyboppers. See, this is why I wouldn't be compatible with under 30s. I need them to appreciate how aesthetically pleasing the deelybopper is upon ones noggin

Maybe that's why no one's interested in me

Be proactive man! You now possess the knowledge to unlock a woman's mind and equally her panties?

So google deelyboppers, sport a pair for your next pic upload and Hey Presto!

Knee deep in clunge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can only put so much effort in, if they CBA back they aren't interested, or not worth your time x

Deelyboppers are underrated tho.

Who

Deelyboppers. See, this is why I wouldn't be compatible with under 30s. I need them to appreciate how aesthetically pleasing the deelybopper is upon ones noggin

Maybe that's why no one's interested in me

Be proactive man! You now possess the knowledge to unlock a woman's mind and equally her panties?

So google deelyboppers, sport a pair for your next pic upload and Hey Presto!

Knee deep in clunge...

Good idea boss on the case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not mine never had that problem

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Not neccessarily anyone's fault, it's usually just incompatibility. Though I have also met some very selfish lovers. However, I've had people that I didn't enjoy sex with that friends have had amazing sex with.

Unlike others though I don't avoid talking about sex prior. I need to make sure we have somewhat shared interests before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can't tango and i don't like Paris but i love to dance lets face the music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe your tango skills aren't what you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many does it take to Fanta? #FantaBanter

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"How many does it take to Fanta? #FantaBanter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many does it take to Fanta? #FantaBanter

42"

Thank you, wise man.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"Not neccessarily anyone's fault, it's usually just incompatibility. Though I have also met some very selfish lovers. However, I've had people that I didn't enjoy sex with that friends have had amazing sex with.

Unlike others though I don't avoid talking about sex prior. I need to make sure we have somewhat shared interests before. "

Sharing interests and talking about likes and dislikes is healthy. I think what people are saying can be detrimental is graphic descriptions or roleplay (aka sexting). Over indulging in it, sets out a fantasy that will be hard to live up to in real life.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"How many does it take to Fanta? #FantaBanter

Thank you, wise man."

Behave you're making me hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you've been chatting, there's been great banter between you. You can feel the heat between you, your mind and appetite are whetted.

You excitedly ready yourself,favourite perfume, your feeling hot and then you meet.

You finally get to the naughty and it's disappointing!

Whose fault is it? After all you're pretty good at the tango.

Maybe it's just me, personally, but I always get the feeling that blow up dolls were over rated.... I think its the lack of passion. It feels forced from my side.

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