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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We've got a bloke here doing some work on our house, he's doing the work of two men, Laurel and fucking Hardy!!

He turned up late complaining cos it was raining and being wet, he hasn't got a clue what he's doing!

He couldn't find his arse with both hands!

Not only has he fumbled his way through fitting a door (which isn't finished) he just moaned cos he's got to fit our back door and its still raining.

A couple of brews later and several phone calls he's now informed us he's lost the fucking keys!!

We need a rant room on here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry, this post should have gone in the lounge

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I got flooring laid on Sunday, guy came back to finish the hall on Monday. Told him he hadn't fitted it properly and that it had to be lifted and relaid. He went out to his car to get a new saw blade and I haven't seen or heard from him since.

Thankfully a very kind builder friend came out last night and fixed it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is why i don't do DIY

i fear i may make your handyman look professional in comparison

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

you are all flustered now...sack him...xxx

Dont let him do a botched job on you house...the doors will fall off...oh dear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds like a case building for cowboy builders...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the whole house renovated about 10 years ago. It was so bad that in the end it worked out cheaper to sell it the house and buy a new one outside of town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sounds like a case building for cowboy builders..."
they are right give domonic and melinda a call, any luck and they will be swingers too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sounds like a case building for cowboy builders...they are right give domonic and melinda a call, any luck and they will be swingers too"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you are all flustered now...sack him...xxx

Dont let him do a botched job on you house...the doors will fall off...oh dear... "

This is the chosen profession of the person carrying out the work, therefore, shouldn't he be professional at installing the doors?

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oh dear...hope it works out for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've got a bloke here doing some work on our house, he's doing the work of two men, Laurel and fucking Hardy!!

He turned up late complaining cos it was raining and being wet, he hasn't got a clue what he's doing!

He couldn't find his arse with both hands!

Not only has he fumbled his way through fitting a door (which isn't finished) he just moaned cos he's got to fit our back door and its still raining.

A couple of brews later and several phone calls he's now informed us he's lost the fucking keys!!

We need a rant room on here lol "
Name and shame the crook!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The sign on the van says "Botchit and Scarper, est since 1945" that probably means that's what time it was when he picked the van up last night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I finished decorating a bedroom for a bloke last weekend that he had already started. It wasn't til i finished that i noticed that the wall he had papered he had hung upside down!

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