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"Morning to one and all " Morning Viking... Done any conquering?? | |||
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"Morning to one and all Morning Viking... Done any conquering?? " lol xxx | |||
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"Still in the game" Good morning... Anything spicy to share with us? | |||
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" "I was up a couple of times but now I'm home Well good morning I bet Let me guess, no 314 " Good morning my proxy feeder Possibly most seem to be on my singles profile today. Thinking about Kestrels tomorrow but will probably just chill Ooo what is Kestrels?? " It's Abfabs, except during the day. We've hit two clubs this weekend so decided take a break from debauchery and go to another club instead..... | |||
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"Morning to one and all Good morning " Morning! I copied your reply from the prev thread over x | |||
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"Still in the game Good morning... Anything spicy to share with us? " how about a curry x | |||
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" "I was up a couple of times but now I'm home Well good morning I bet Let me guess, no 314 " Good morning my proxy feeder Possibly most seem to be on my singles profile today. Thinking about Kestrels tomorrow but will probably just chill Ooo what is Kestrels?? It's Abfabs, except during the day. We've hit two clubs this weekend so decided take a break from debauchery and go to another club instead..... " Wow, i stand and salute you Sir and your good lady .... That is true dedication to the cause! You know I've never been to a club .. I might invite myself to join you to learn the effortless ropes | |||
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"Morning to one and all Morning Viking... Done any conquering?? lol xxx " I'm witty right | |||
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"Morning to one and all Morning Viking... Done any conquering?? lol xxx I'm witty right " definitely | |||
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"Hello folks. " Morning GreenEggsAndSam.. What are you up to? | |||
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" "I was up a couple of times but now I'm home Well good morning I bet Let me guess, no 314 " Good morning my proxy feeder Possibly most seem to be on my singles profile today. Thinking about Kestrels tomorrow but will probably just chill Ooo what is Kestrels?? It's Abfabs, except during the day. We've hit two clubs this weekend so decided take a break from debauchery and go to another club instead..... Wow, i stand and salute you Sir and your good lady .... That is true dedication to the cause! You know I've never been to a club .. I might invite myself to join you to learn the effortless ropes " You are welcome any time! We would be very honoured You aren't a million miles away | |||
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"Sorry I broke the last one... " I forgive you.. My cup runneth over | |||
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!!" Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x | |||
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"Sorry I broke the last one... I forgive you.. My cup runneth over " It's ok I'll help you clean up the mess | |||
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!! Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x" Here we go.... eyeing the fridge... | |||
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" "I was up a couple of times but now I'm home Well good morning I bet Let me guess, no 314 " Good morning my proxy feeder Possibly most seem to be on my singles profile today. Thinking about Kestrels tomorrow but will probably just chill Ooo what is Kestrels?? It's Abfabs, except during the day. We've hit two clubs this weekend so decided take a break from debauchery and go to another club instead..... Wow, i stand and salute you Sir and your good lady .... That is true dedication to the cause! You know I've never been to a club .. I might invite myself to join you to learn the effortless ropes You are welcome any time! We would be very honoured You aren't a million miles away " Ahh thanks.. One day i will take you up on that xxxx (i may be a wee bit further than my profile says ) I am envious of your Swedish plans | |||
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!! Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x Here we go.... eyeing the fridge..." Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream | |||
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"Sorry I broke the last one... I forgive you.. My cup runneth over It's ok I'll help you clean up the mess " Hehe, thanks... Must get some new tena ladies | |||
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"Good morning... cant sleep. " Morning.. Karen or Steve... Or both?? Love Swansea.. You familiar with Mumbles ?? | |||
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!! Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x Here we go.... eyeing the fridge... Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream " Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please.... | |||
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"Good morning everyone " Oooo morning Jamie... Starting, or finishing your day | |||
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"I don't know why I bother." Hehe morning Jim... Its blummin exhausting, i don't know how you keep it up for so long | |||
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"Good morning all, you bother Jim because you care... " Morning! We all love Jim, he is genuinely the most welcoming person in fabland | |||
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!! Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x Here we go.... eyeing the fridge... Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please.... " Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way | |||
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"Good morning everyone Oooo morning Jamie... Starting, or finishing your day" Starting! I’m back at mums for Christmas. I’ve been away a long time so I’m a novelty to the family, they all want to see me! I’ve got a lot of tiny people jumping on me/ getting in my bed to have cuddles with their favourite aunty Would be a lot cooler if they were trained to make coffee though | |||
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"Midnight i would love to have a bit of your pie x and maybe some of the cream x " Plenty to go round... Cleared the store out | |||
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"Good morning all, you bother Jim because you care... Morning! We all love Jim, he is genuinely the most welcoming person in fabland " Your very welcoming yourself lol | |||
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!! Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x Here we go.... eyeing the fridge... Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please.... Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way " Never underestimate the power of hunger | |||
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"Good morning everyone Oooo morning Jamie... Starting, or finishing your day Starting! I’m back at mums for Christmas. I’ve been away a long time so I’m a novelty to the family, they all want to see me! I’ve got a lot of tiny people jumping on me/ getting in my bed to have cuddles with their favourite aunty Would be a lot cooler if they were trained to make coffee though " Ahh that sounds really delightful!! Get 'em trained.. Consider it a service to society ..they can practice with mine... Long, strong + black... Oh wait, think i'm confused again | |||
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"Good morning all, you bother Jim because you care... Morning! We all love Jim, he is genuinely the most welcoming person in fabland Your very welcoming yourself lol " Ahh thanks xxx i have my moments | |||
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"Good morning everyone Oooo morning Jamie... Starting, or finishing your day Starting! I’m back at mums for Christmas. I’ve been away a long time so I’m a novelty to the family, they all want to see me! I’ve got a lot of tiny people jumping on me/ getting in my bed to have cuddles with their favourite aunty Would be a lot cooler if they were trained to make coffee though Ahh that sounds really delightful!! Get 'em trained.. Consider it a service to society ..they can practice with mine... Long, strong + black... Oh wait, think i'm confused again " I’m forever getting those confused.... | |||
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"Yes midnight, we live a couple of minutes from the mumbles. X" Nice view from the lighthouse . Wink wink | |||
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"Good morning everyone Oooo morning Jamie... Starting, or finishing your day Starting! I’m back at mums for Christmas. I’ve been away a long time so I’m a novelty to the family, they all want to see me! I’ve got a lot of tiny people jumping on me/ getting in my bed to have cuddles with their favourite aunty Would be a lot cooler if they were trained to make coffee though Ahh that sounds really delightful!! Get 'em trained.. Consider it a service to society ..they can practice with mine... Long, strong + black... Oh wait, think i'm confused again I’m forever getting those confused.... " Oh the dilemmas us girls have .. Drink or suck | |||
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed! " Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff | |||
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub. " Hey Ace! | |||
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub. " Morning! Sounds exciting.. What sort of vibe are the band into?? | |||
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed! Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff " funny x | |||
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!! Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x Here we go.... eyeing the fridge... Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please.... Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way Never underestimate the power of hunger " I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with | |||
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!! Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x Here we go.... eyeing the fridge... Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please.... Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way Never underestimate the power of hunger I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with" Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast | |||
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!! Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x Here we go.... eyeing the fridge... Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please.... Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way Never underestimate the power of hunger I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast " Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up | |||
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed! Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff funny x " It was funny Jack... Why the SAD face!! | |||
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!! Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x Here we go.... eyeing the fridge... Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please.... Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way Never underestimate the power of hunger I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up" You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself.... | |||
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed! Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff funny x It was funny Jack... Why the SAD face!! " didn't mean to send that x | |||
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!! Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x Here we go.... eyeing the fridge... Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please.... Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way Never underestimate the power of hunger I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself...." I feel like I'm scrambling for a response | |||
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!! Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x Here we go.... eyeing the fridge... Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please.... Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way Never underestimate the power of hunger I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself.... I feel like I'm scrambling for a response " You could just poach one from a jokes site. | |||
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed! Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff funny x It was funny Jack... Why the SAD face!! " Hahaha great idea however they're both stoned so I doubt they could be bothered to 'rise' to the occasion I dont smoke. Stoners are soo frickin boring. Gonna have a drink to numb the pain. | |||
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!! Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x Here we go.... eyeing the fridge... Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please.... Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way Never underestimate the power of hunger I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself.... I feel like I'm scrambling for a response You could just poach one from a jokes site." You are making me boil now | |||
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed! Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff funny x It was funny Jack... Why the SAD face!! Hahaha great idea however they're both stoned so I doubt they could be bothered to 'rise' to the occasion I dont smoke. Stoners are soo frickin boring. Gonna have a drink to numb the pain. " Ahhh feeling your pain.. Whats your poison?? | |||
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" I feel like I'm scrambling for a response " This thread has brought me out of my shell | |||
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub. Morning! Sounds exciting.. What sort of vibe are the band into?? " They're a Rock covers band called Rapture, the lead singer is called Jo, and as an encore she sang a couple of AC/DC tracks especially for me as I was wearing ma Back in Black t-shirt | |||
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" I feel like I'm scrambling for a response This thread has brought me out of my shell" Haha, way better than my last effort | |||
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"Morning, still going strong from my works night out!! Morning ... Oh works night out!! Meal, drinks, club? Very envious x Here we go.... eyeing the fridge... Mmmmm.. Whats in Midnight's cupboard ... Oooo a nice Greggs mince pie and some whipped (of course Darlink.. Harder please) plant cream Ok I'm in the car, engine running. Postcode please.... Only 5 hour round trip for you lol... Love your commitment, post code on its way Never underestimate the power of hunger I'm still trying to think of something witty to reply with Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself.... I feel like I'm scrambling for a response You could just poach one from a jokes site. You are making me boil now " Already out of the frying pan into fire. And only a few hours ago I was getting laid... | |||
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed! Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff funny x It was funny Jack... Why the SAD face!! Hahaha great idea however they're both stoned so I doubt they could be bothered to 'rise' to the occasion I dont smoke. Stoners are soo frickin boring. Gonna have a drink to numb the pain. Ahhh feeling your pain.. Whats your poison??" Choice of vodka on the rocks or Jamaican white rum. Gonna go for the latter. | |||
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub. Morning! Sounds exciting.. What sort of vibe are the band into?? They're a Rock covers band called Rapture, the lead singer is called Jo, and as an encore she sang a couple of AC/DC tracks especially for me as I was wearing ma Back in Black t-shirt " Wow, lucky you... gosh Fab forummers are so varied and interesting | |||
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub. Hey Ace! " How are you my friend? | |||
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" Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself.... I feel like I'm scrambling for a response You could just poach one from a jokes site. You are making me boil now Already out of the frying pan into fire. And only a few hours ago I was getting laid..." Oh that was eggsellent | |||
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"I'm still up. Got friends from London staying over for the weekend. The feckers won't go to bed! Ok, take your trousers off and have a game of willy windmills... Then run around the lounge naked... That should sort the wheat from the chaff funny x It was funny Jack... Why the SAD face!! Hahaha great idea however they're both stoned so I doubt they could be bothered to 'rise' to the occasion I dont smoke. Stoners are soo frickin boring. Gonna have a drink to numb the pain. Ahhh feeling your pain.. Whats your poison?? Choice of vodka on the rocks or Jamaican white rum. Gonna go for the latter. " Nice xx | |||
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub. Hey Ace! How are you my friend? " Got a big smile on my face. Two orgies in two nights! I feel like a sex fiend. Hopefully Kestrels is quiet tomorrow..... How are you doing? | |||
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" Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself.... I feel like I'm scrambling for a response You could just poach one from a jokes site. You are making me boil now Already out of the frying pan into fire. And only a few hours ago I was getting laid... Oh that was eggsellent" I did feel like I could have ended up with egg on my face after that one. | |||
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub. Morning! Sounds exciting.. What sort of vibe are the band into?? They're a Rock covers band called Rapture, the lead singer is called Jo, and as an encore she sang a couple of AC/DC tracks especially for me as I was wearing ma Back in Black t-shirt Wow, lucky you... gosh Fab forummers are so varied and interesting " The bass player is from Long Eaton, a couple of them are from Radford, so not too far away from you I would presume | |||
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"Hey I’m gonna jerk off then go asleep your more than welcome to join me on Skype Wow, thanks " How do women manage to turn these invitations down? | |||
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" Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself.... I feel like I'm scrambling for a response You could just poach one from a jokes site. You are making me boil now Already out of the frying pan into fire. And only a few hours ago I was getting laid... Oh that was eggsellent I did feel like I could have ended up with egg on my face after that one." Look on the sunny side | |||
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"Morning! Some pretty varied reasons for still being up. " Morning Mr Latex.. Care to share.? My imagination is working overtime with the possibilities | |||
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub. Morning! Sounds exciting.. What sort of vibe are the band into?? They're a Rock covers band called Rapture, the lead singer is called Jo, and as an encore she sang a couple of AC/DC tracks especially for me as I was wearing ma Back in Black t-shirt Wow, lucky you... gosh Fab forummers are so varied and interesting The bass player is from Long Eaton, a couple of them are from Radford, so not too far away from you I would presume " You would presume, wouldn't you | |||
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" Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself.... I feel like I'm scrambling for a response You could just poach one from a jokes site. You are making me boil now Already out of the frying pan into fire. And only a few hours ago I was getting laid... Oh that was eggsellent I did feel like I could have ended up with egg on my face after that one. Look on the sunny side " I'm more easy over here. | |||
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"Hey I’m gonna jerk off then go asleep your more than welcome to join me on Skype Wow, thanks How do women manage to turn these invitations down?" It was hard... Well it might be, i didn't check Not sure it was exclusive tho... If you fancy it, i can broker a deal?? | |||
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"Might have to chicken out." I know it's like walking on eggshells! All for a poultry joke | |||
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"Hey I’m gonna jerk off then go asleep your more than welcome to join me on Skype " Off you go and crack one out you smooth talking charmer. | |||
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"This conversation has become a little eggstreme for me." You are killing me, I've got nothing.. I'm chickening out | |||
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"Hey I’m gonna jerk off then go asleep your more than welcome to join me on Skype Wow, thanks How do women manage to turn these invitations down? It was hard... Well it might be, i didn't check Not sure it was exclusive tho... If you fancy it, i can broker a deal?? " Thanks but I've had enough excitement for one night. I never put all my eggs in one basket. I'll leave the smooth talkers to you... | |||
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" Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself.... I feel like I'm scrambling for a response You could just poach one from a jokes site. You are making me boil now Already out of the frying pan into fire. And only a few hours ago I was getting laid... Oh that was eggsellent I did feel like I could have ended up with egg on my face after that one. Look on the sunny side I'm more easy over here." So i heard | |||
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"Hey I’m gonna jerk off then go asleep your more than welcome to join me on Skype Wow, thanks How do women manage to turn these invitations down? It was hard... Well it might be, i didn't check Not sure it was exclusive tho... If you fancy it, i can broker a deal?? " i will crack the yolks | |||
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"Yeah, I've just got in from a night out watching a band, then went to another pub. Hey Ace! How are you my friend? Got a big smile on my face. Two orgies in two nights! I feel like a sex fiend. Hopefully Kestrels is quiet tomorrow..... How are you doing?" Blimey, 2 in 2 nights is making me feel worn out without even being there I'm feeling a bit cream crackered now, so it won't be long before I'm having a close inspection of the back of my eyelids | |||
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"Might have to chicken out. I know it's like walking on eggshells! All for a poultry joke " Bravo! You deserve a feather in your cap for that one. | |||
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" Be careful what you say next. You might end up cooking me breakfast Oh man, you're gonna ask me how i like my eggs done aren't you.. I can feel it... Dont crack me up You're appealing to my sense of weak yolks. I'm very much like an egg myself.... I feel like I'm scrambling for a response You could just poach one from a jokes site. You are making me boil now Already out of the frying pan into fire. And only a few hours ago I was getting laid... Oh that was eggsellent I did feel like I could have ended up with egg on my face after that one. Look on the sunny side I'm more easy over here. So i heard " My reputation precedes me | |||
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"Might have to chicken out. Darn it, you beat me to it " So I did. I'm all cock a hoop | |||
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"Might have to chicken out. I know it's like walking on eggshells! All for a poultry joke Bravo! You deserve a feather in your cap for that one." Phew ! Was worried it would ruffle a few feathers... | |||
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"Morning all. Sorry omelette joining you lot. Seems to be some right yolkers about today x" Haha.. Here all night folks Err sorry about that... Good morning! You've caught us in the middle of a midnight crisis haha | |||
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" Morning Mr Latex.. Care to share.? My imagination is working overtime with the possibilities " Morning Ms Blackmidnight, the full details might get me a forum ban, but there was a rubber hood and nipple clamps involved. | |||
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"Morning all. Sorry omelette joining you lot. Seems to be some right yolkers about today x Haha.. Here all night folks Err sorry about that... Good morning! You've caught us in the middle of a midnight crisis haha " What kind of crisis? An egistential one? | |||
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"Morning all. Sorry omelette joining you lot. Seems to be some right yolkers about today x Haha.. Here all night folks Err sorry about that... Good morning! You've caught us in the middle of a midnight crisis haha " Oh I would’ve mind ‘sorting out’ midnight’s crisis | |||
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"Might have to chicken out. I know it's like walking on eggshells! All for a poultry joke Bravo! You deserve a feather in your cap for that one. Phew ! Was worried it would ruffle a few feathers... " I dont judge. I'm giving you free range to express your opinion. | |||
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"Morning all. Sorry omelette joining you lot. Seems to be some right yolkers about today x Haha.. Here all night folks Err sorry about that... Good morning! You've caught us in the middle of a midnight crisis haha Oh I would’ve mind ‘sorting out’ midnight’s crisis " *wouldn’t (Bleary eyed!) | |||
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" Morning Mr Latex.. Care to share.? My imagination is working overtime with the possibilities Morning Ms Blackmidnight, the full details might get me a forum ban, but there was a rubber hood and nipple clamps involved. " Oh my And on a scale of 1 to 10,the pain was... Delicious?? | |||
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"Might have to chicken out. I know it's like walking on eggshells! All for a poultry joke Bravo! You deserve a feather in your cap for that one. Phew ! Was worried it would ruffle a few feathers... I dont judge. I'm giving you free range to express your opinion. " That's lovely because sometimes you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette.. | |||
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"Oh my And on a scale of 1 to 10,the pain was... Delicious?? " Pain 8 Breathplay 10 | |||
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" Morning Mr Latex.. Care to share.? My imagination is working overtime with the possibilities Morning Ms Blackmidnight, the full details might get me a forum ban, but there was a rubber hood and nipple clamps involved. Oh my And on a scale of 1 to 10,the pain was... Delicious?? " 10 for the breath play x | |||
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"Oh my And on a scale of 1 to 10,the pain was... Delicious?? Pain 8 Breathplay 10 " Sounds delightfully filthy... Love a bit of edge play | |||
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"Pain from accident woth foot keeping me awake. X ray was OK, taking ibrufen but still aching " Morning.. What the heck did you do! Hope you are Ok xx | |||
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"All white, enough of the egg puns, or I'll force you all to watch endless repeats of the 80 's sitcom Shelly " I tried to stop but this lot kept egging me on. | |||
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"Sounds delightfully filthy... Love a bit of edge play " I absolutely agree, it’s the best way to play | |||
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"Christ on bike I'm feeling a bit naive as Ive no idea what breath play is **off for a quick google***" Mmmmm Mike, it is part of the BDSM play arena... | |||
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"All white, enough of the egg puns, or I'll force you all to watch endless repeats of the 80 's sitcom Shelly " Wot iz Shelly.. I iz too young to know innit | |||
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"Morning all, just in from a club night - to awake to sleep just yet " Oh what kind of club?? Kinky or dancing | |||
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"Christ on bike I'm feeling a bit naive as Ive no idea what breath play is **off for a quick google*** Mmmmm Mike, it is part of the BDSM play arena... " Interesting...very interesting... Every day is a school day. I've learned something new today. | |||
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"Morning all, just in from a club night - to awake to sleep just yet Oh what kind of club?? Kinky or dancing " Swingers club Our Place 4 Fun, always a fun night out | |||
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"Christ on bike I'm feeling a bit naive as Ive no idea what breath play is **off for a quick google*** Mmmmm Mike, it is part of the BDSM play arena... Interesting...very interesting... Every day is a school day. I've learned something new today. " I learn something new every day in fab... More importantly I've learned to resist googling when someone says 'dont google x, y, z' | |||
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"Morning all, just in from a club night - to awake to sleep just yet Oh what kind of club?? Kinky or dancing Swingers club Our Place 4 Fun, always a fun night out " Oh I've yet to experience a club... In my imagination they are exciting, sensual places filled with fabulous accommodating people | |||
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"All white, enough of the egg puns, or I'll force you all to watch endless repeats of the 80 's sitcom Shelly Wot iz Shelly.. I iz too young to know innit " You're making me feel really old now | |||
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"Morning all, just in from a club night - to awake to sleep just yet Oh what kind of club?? Kinky or dancing Swingers club Our Place 4 Fun, always a fun night out Oh I've yet to experience a club... In my imagination they are exciting, sensual places filled with fabulous accommodating people " Ideally in various states of undress I would imagine/hope | |||
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"Ok nightsters, i see the day crew are in, so gonna bid you good night... It's been emotional y'all, thank you for keeping me company, hope I've entertained you Signing off, over & out you kinky fuckers Midnight xxxx" Good night young lady. One guest still standing then I can finally hit the hay too x | |||
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"Morning all, just in from a club night - to awake to sleep just yet Oh what kind of club?? Kinky or dancing Swingers club Our Place 4 Fun, always a fun night out Oh I've yet to experience a club... In my imagination they are exciting, sensual places filled with fabulous accommodating people " They can be, OP4F is quite a small venue so feels very intimate, and everyone is always friendly and welcoming, did I mention sexy? Lots of incredibly sexy people - everyone should try a club at least once; just choose carefully | |||
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