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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can’t tell if you are hungry or horny?

Answers on a postcard?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Eat a sausage??

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Sex, eat, sex. Why not...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha, top suggestions

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By *anacekMan
over a year ago

nantwich

Have a wank ..... then ask the question again ...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm always horny so I usually eat. I'm basically fat because men won't fuck me.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm always horny so I usually eat. I'm basically fat because men won't fuck me.

So a man who delivers food is what you want most, to cover all the bases?

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

"I'm always horny so I usually eat. I'm basically fat because men won't fuck me.

Or you get a biscuit every time you're horny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t tell if you are hungry or horny?

Answers on a postcard?"
fuck a bagel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex or a wank and see how you feel after

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm always horny so I usually eat. I'm basically fat because men won't fuck me.

So a man who delivers food is what you want most, to cover all the bases?

Well, if he's delivering food so that he doesn't have to fuck me he might still get a pretty decent verification.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm always horny so I usually eat. I'm basically fat because men won't fuck me.

Or you get a biscuit every time you're horny!"

That's a lot of biscuits. I might just nip to the kitchen and get some Stollen (I don't think I have any biscuits).

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm always horny so I usually eat. I'm basically fat because men won't fuck me.

So a man who delivers food is what you want most, to cover all the bases?

Well, if he's delivering food so that he doesn't have to fuck me he might still get a pretty decent verification.

Imagine doing both? Food and fucking

That could be a very pleasant evening

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm always horny so I usually eat. I'm basically fat because men won't fuck me.

So a man who delivers food is what you want most, to cover all the bases?

Well, if he's delivering food so that he doesn't have to fuck me he might still get a pretty decent verification.

Imagine doing both? Food and fucking

That could be a very pleasant evening

Back at the start, before Lickety was born, I used to feed the men slaking my horny thirst. Only one ever fed me.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Eat a lady garden and suck some chocolate

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm always horny so I usually eat. I'm basically fat because men won't fuck me.

So a man who delivers food is what you want most, to cover all the bases?

Well, if he's delivering food so that he doesn't have to fuck me he might still get a pretty decent verification.

Imagine doing both? Food and fucking

That could be a very pleasant evening

Back at the start, before Lickety was born, I used to feed the men slaking my horny thirst. Only one ever fed me.

Not even cake? I need that to distract from my hideous appearance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give yourself an orgasm and then go eat, if you weren't hungry you probably will be after an orgasm anyway.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I dont think that's ever happened to me. To be honest I get the former way more than the latter anyway.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

This is not a confusion I've ever had

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

Eat all the cock

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Chocolate spread

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I'm never hungry and horny at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always horny so I usually eat. I'm basically fat because men won't fuck me.

I read this and just spat out my gin!!! Too funny.

I’d rather have cake than sex unless it’s kinky sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wank ..... then ask the question again ..."

You beat me to it, dude

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