FabSwingers.com forum: If you had to choose one forumite?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Imagine you and a fellow forumite went on a six month holiday on a secluded tropical island. The catch is that you will have to spend the next six months with that person till someone sends a private jet to pick you up and return you back home. Who would you choose to go with and the reasons?

I would choose Freya as she is a sensual lover!

The loving, the kissing with her would feel so right, expressing my lust right through the day and night. Our bodies come together in pure ecstasy, thrusting and moaning, she becomes part of me.

Reaching that point there is no turning back, our bodies explode together with lust. And then, cuddling and laughing, we have done it all, I look and smile. Oh! It's you Freya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor Freya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Freya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to know where this island is...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor Freya

Would you like to join us? More the merrier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Freya

I’m sending her virtual hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to know where this island is..."

In Maldives!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Oh no, wait, you want us the judge which forumite we'd take?

Hang on, this may take some time ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter "

Who would that be?

I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh no, wait, you want us the judge which forumite we'd take?

Hang on, this may take some time ..

You dont need to use your brain on this thread!

This is easy.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Oh no, wait, you want us the judge which forumite we'd take?

Hang on, this may take some time ..

You dont need to use your brain on this thread!

This is easy.

But we can't judge, it needs reasoning through, then the world would be a better place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who was fun but able to engage in deeper conversation..loves music, to sing to dance, easy to get along with....and then I'd consider the sexuality...6 month's is a long time to go on sexuality alone lol...I won t name any cos I don t want them going into blind panic and running for the hills...but if someone wishes to apply....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone who was fun but able to engage in deeper conversation..loves music, to sing to dance, easy to get along with....and then I'd consider the sexuality...6 month's is a long time to go on sexuality alone lol...I won t name any cos I don t want them going into blind panic and running for the hills...but if someone wishes to apply....

That is why I picked Freya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we just confirm is this a 6 month holiday where we will be pampered or 6 months on a desert island where we won't?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we just confirm is this a 6 month holiday where we will be pampered or 6 months on a desert island where we won't? "

Yeah.. There is a resort and spa in the island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we just confirm is this a 6 month holiday where we will be pampered or 6 months on a desert island where we won't? "

Love it...though if you have a cabin on the beach and the right company you would be able to create your own pamper..so long as it's not some godforsaken rock in the north Sea lolol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we just confirm is this a 6 month holiday where we will be pampered or 6 months on a desert island where we won't?

Love it...though if you have a cabin on the beach and the right company you would be able to create your own pamper..so long as it's not some godforsaken rock in the north Sea lolol

It is one of the islands in Indian ocean or the Pacific islands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we just confirm is this a 6 month holiday where we will be pampered or 6 months on a desert island where we won't? "

Going purely off the back of your figure I’d take you... wow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we just confirm is this a 6 month holiday where we will be pampered or 6 months on a desert island where we won't?

Love it...though if you have a cabin on the beach and the right company you would be able to create your own pamper..so long as it's not some godforsaken rock in the north Sea lolol

It is one of the islands in Indian ocean or the Pacific islands.

Phew Thank heavens cos I ve been on some Islands you would prefer to just view but not land lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter

Who would that be?

I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out!

I’m lost for words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we just confirm is this a 6 month holiday where we will be pampered or 6 months on a desert island where we won't?

Going purely off the back of your figure I’d take you... wow..."

Are you going to take Venus? If no takers I am taking her with me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter

Who would that be?

I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out!

I’m lost for words

I will come with you though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter

Who would that be?

I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out!

I’m lost for words

And you can have some of my nuts too! You know how tempting they are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont feel like lamp post pissing today so I'll take Lord of Orgasms. We'll start a bromance that defines the ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take Lorenzo...I'm sure he would appreciate a holiday and I would love to have him for myself for 6 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter

Who would that be?

I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out!

I’m lost for words

Bet that's a first lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take Lorenzo...I'm sure he would appreciate a holiday and I would love to have him for myself for 6 months

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Since there will be a few of us on this island it will my be quite so remote or castaway!

are we permitted to swap? ( in which case I’ll see who else is going)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter

Who would that be?

I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out!

I’m lost for words

Bet you feel so special

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont feel like lamp post pissing today so I'll take Lord of Orgasms. We'll start a bromance that defines the ages!"

Sorry mate. The rule is you have to take a lady, unless you are not straight! It is the test of temperament and character for us blokes! And yeah, no noice cancelling headphones too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since there will be a few of us on this island it will my be quite so remote or castaway!

are we permitted to swap? ( in which case I’ll see who else is going)"

Keeping options open...love it

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Taking my kindle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since there will be a few of us on this island it will my be quite so remote or castaway!

are we permitted to swap? ( in which case I’ll see who else is going)"

Nope. It will be just you and him. No one else! Only one couple lives in the island at a given time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter

Who would that be?

I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out!

I’m lost for words

Bet you feel so special

If she was a bit more curious, she could hang out with Freya while ibgo fishing!

She is going to kill me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't possibly choose just one Forumite as there are so many truly amazing, wonderful and incredibly gorgeous, delicious, genuine guys on the list.

I'll just take my parrot for company thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't possibly choose just one Forumite as there are so many truly amazing, wonderful and incredibly gorgeous, delicious, genuine guys on the list.

I'll just take my parrot for company thanks.

Sorry. Rules dont permit that. And if you like parrots, there will be plenty on the island. You have to pick one, unfortunately. And sorry, I am taken unless you would like to wait for another 6 months!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't possibly choose just one Forumite as there are so many truly amazing, wonderful and incredibly gorgeous, delicious, genuine guys on the list.

I'll just take my parrot for company thanks.

I'll pass then thanks, my parrot doesn't really like travelling anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd choose myself, I could do with some peace and quiet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I couldn't possibly choose just one Forumite as there are so many truly amazing, wonderful and incredibly gorgeous, delicious, genuine guys on the list.

I'll just take my parrot for company thanks.

I'll pass then thanks, my parrot doesn't really like travelling anyway. "

Are you sure? I am a hot,short, round and bald sexy guy. I am like a teapot! You may not get a chance to go with men like meto go on a 6 month holiday date in a lifetime again!

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

Dons flameproof suit

I of course should say Domesticated Vixen - but I quite fancy a bit of peace and quiet (as I’m sure she would as well

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Ideally anyone who can singalong to my guitar playing - volunteers welcomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd choose myself, I could do with some peace and quiet. "

*cough cough*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd choose myself, I could do with some peace and quiet. "

Awww!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’d choose someone that helped me build sand sea monsters and laughed when I dressed as a sea yeti. They’d also have to let me eat all the prawns and be a good cream rubber inner.

God knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone fat so I can cannibalise them if need be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone...just bloody anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d choose someone that helped me build sand sea monsters and laughed when I dressed as a sea yeti. They’d also have to let me eat all the prawns and be a good cream rubber inner.

God knows. "

No one is committing themselves to anyone!

It is only for 6 months. It is not for eternity!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone fat so I can cannibalise them if need be"

Who would like to pick this gentleman? Venus, you were looking for someone!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Ok I pick mrperfect666. He could make me laugh even as we were being keelhauled by the pesky pirates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I take 6 records a book and the complete works of Shakespeare.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone fat so I can cannibalise them if need be

Who would like to pick this gentleman? Venus, you were looking for someone!

Are you calling me fat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone fat so I can cannibalise them if need be

Who would like to pick this gentleman? Venus, you were looking for someone!

Are you calling me fat?

Oops did I? I didn't!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Taking my kindle. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take Jim...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be worried that I'd fuck things up on the first day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would take Jim..."

He is a lucky bugger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be worried that I'd fuck things up on the first day

You may. But then you are stuck with the same person for another 182 more days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be worried that I'd fuck things up on the first day

You may. But then you are stuck with the same person for another 182 more days!

And just by naming one person, I'm sure I'd be disappointing the hordes of ladies that I didn't choose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be worried that I'd fuck things up on the first day

You may. But then you are stuck with the same person for another 182 more days!

And just by naming one person, I'm sure I'd be disappointing the hordes of ladies that I didn't choose

Dont worry. There are more men than women on here.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Since there will be a few of us on this island it will my be quite so remote or castaway!

are we permitted to swap? ( in which case I’ll see who else is going)

Nope. It will be just you and him. No one else! Only one couple lives in the island at a given time!

Bloody spoil sport

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Since there will be a few of us on this island it will my be quite so remote or castaway!

are we permitted to swap? ( in which case I’ll see who else is going)

Keeping options open...love it

Oh always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be worried that I'd fuck things up on the first day

You may. But then you are stuck with the same person for another 182 more days!

And just by naming one person, I'm sure I'd be disappointing the hordes of ladies that I didn't choose

Dont worry. There are more men than women on here."

As the joke passes harmlessly over Flirt's head.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Blummin Hec!

I'd be shit hot on a deserted island,

Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert.

you chose wisely OP.

I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be worried that I'd fuck things up on the first day

You may. But then you are stuck with the same person for another 182 more days!

And just by naming one person, I'm sure I'd be disappointing the hordes of ladies that I didn't choose

Dont worry. There are more men than women on here.

As the joke passes harmlessly over Flirt's head. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blummin Hec!

I'd be shit hot on a deserted island,

Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert.

you chose wisely OP.

I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go? "

Its class you didn't pick the op. Even after his cringey declaration of lust

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Is there a forum dog ? ( no puns please )

I'd take the forum dog cos it'd be in quarantine for the six months then i'd take it home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blummin Hec!

I'd be shit hot on a deserted island,

Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert.

you chose wisely OP.

I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go? "

Freya has dumped me!

Venus, would you still like to go with me? I may be able to teach you the art of Tantric love making!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blummin Hec!

I'd be shit hot on a deserted island,

Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert.

you chose wisely OP.

I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go?

Its class you didn't pick the op. Even after his cringey declaration of lust

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a forum dog ? ( no puns please )

I'd take the forum dog cos it'd be in quarantine for the six months then i'd take it home "

I might as well as be your dog! It looks like no one wants me!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Is there a forum dog ? ( no puns please )

I'd take the forum dog cos it'd be in quarantine for the six months then i'd take it home

I might as well as be your dog! It looks like no one wants me!

I don't want you either.

Can you bark ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a forum dog ? ( no puns please )

I'd take the forum dog cos it'd be in quarantine for the six months then i'd take it home

I might as well as be your dog! It looks like no one wants me!

I don't want you either.

Can you bark ?"

I can lick!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Blummin Hec!

I'd be shit hot on a deserted island,

Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert.

you chose wisely OP.

I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go?

Its class you didn't pick the op. Even after his cringey declaration of lust

I'm thinking of survival .. the OP could be way too distracted to get anything done

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Lemme see - I'd choose...

.. ach damn, she's gone unlos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blummin Hec!

I'd be shit hot on a deserted island,

Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert.

you chose wisely OP.

I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go?

Its class you didn't pick the op. Even after his cringey declaration of lust

I'm thinking of survival .. the OP could be way too distracted to get anything done

So true. Lucky I had a back up. Cheeky, where are you?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Blummin Hec!

I'd be shit hot on a deserted island,

Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert.

you chose wisely OP.

I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go?

Its class you didn't pick the op. Even after his cringey declaration of lust

I'm thinking of survival .. the OP could be way too distracted to get anything done

So true. Lucky I had a back up. Cheeky, where are you?

fickle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blummin Hec!

I'd be shit hot on a deserted island,

Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert.

you chose wisely OP.

I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go?

Its class you didn't pick the op. Even after his cringey declaration of lust

I'm thinking of survival .. the OP could be way too distracted to get anything done

So true. Lucky I had a back up. Cheeky, where are you?

fickle

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You say secluded not deserted so there will be a few other select people to join up with I guess and no need for survival skills as there could be every facility ?

Makes the choice easier for people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever has the best survival skills, 6 months is a long time, I don't need a ball and chain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blummin Hec!

I'd be shit hot on a deserted island,

Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert.

you chose wisely OP.

I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go?

Freya has dumped me!

Venus, would you still like to go with me? I may be able to teach you the art of Tantric love making!

Sorry I'm too busy with my diet

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I'll take the OP and do Freya a favour.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'd choose _ea monkey

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Can I go somewhere cooler? I burn in this country with factor 50 on, so I'd be frazzled in no time if I went somewhere hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I go somewhere cooler? I burn in this country with factor 50 on, so I'd be frazzled in no time if I went somewhere hot

Think of the fun had as your choice applies aftersun to your curves every evening

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"Can I go somewhere cooler? I burn in this country with factor 50 on, so I'd be frazzled in no time if I went somewhere hot

Think of the fun had as your choice applies aftersun to your curves every evening

Good point - anyone any good at rubbing aftersun in?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I would have taken Mr Moriarty but he's already taken

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Can I go somewhere cooler? I burn in this country with factor 50 on, so I'd be frazzled in no time if I went somewhere hot

Think of the fun had as your choice applies aftersun to your curves every evening

Good point - anyone any good at rubbing aftersun in?"

I'm fantastic at it but like you I am not a sun worshipper unless I can be swimming in the sea or pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would take Jim...

He is a lucky bugger!"

Yes he is! If he is busy washing his hair I would choose Lib.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'll take the OP and do Freya a favour."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahaaha....

How rude! I'm apalled

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Looks like i'll have to take meself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I go somewhere cooler? I burn in this country with factor 50 on, so I'd be frazzled in no time if I went somewhere hot

Think of the fun had as your choice applies aftersun to your curves every evening

Good point - anyone any good at rubbing aftersun in?"

Been a while. But I'm sure you'd appreciate the effort

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over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"You know who you are "

I do xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know who you are

I do xx"

granny you minx flights booked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I get picked?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I would have taken Mr Moriarty but he's already taken

Am I?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I would take Granny Crumpet as I can use her false teeth to crimp the edge of my apple pies

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I would have taken Mr Moriarty but he's already taken

Am I?"

You and the OP

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I would have taken Mr Moriarty but he's already taken

Am I?

You and the OP

I'm taking him, I can still be your +1

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'd choose _ea monkey

Deal! No take backs!

It looks like you finally have a match up OP, where do we pick up the tickets?

*goes to find his budgie smugglers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine you and a fellow forumite went on a six month holiday on a secluded tropical island. The catch is that you will have to spend the next six months with that person till someone sends a private jet to pick you up and return you back home. Who would you choose to go with and the reasons?

I would choose Freya as she is a sensual lover!

The loving, the kissing with her would feel so right, expressing my lust right through the day and night. Our bodies come together in pure ecstasy, thrusting and moaning, she becomes part of me.

Reaching that point there is no turning back, our bodies explode together with lust. And then, cuddling and laughing, we have done it all, I look and smile. Oh! It's you Freya!

holy gucamole!

is the fantasy thread for exotic flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Freya

what I thought

how un romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd choose someone who wouldn't mind doing their fair share of hunting and fishing. Someone who can help build a shelter

Who would that be?

I am taking cheeky with me. She going to do the hunting, fishing, building, cooking and cleaning while Freya and I are making out!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I don't think i could choose, so many beautiful people.

I'd have dip...............Dip Dip Dip, My blue ship...........................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely you get that on this fabswinger island of dot.cum

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over a year ago

I would choose Freya as she is a sensual lover!

The loving, the kissing with her would feel so right, expressing my lust right through the day and night. Our bodies come together in pure ecstasy, thrusting and moaning, she becomes part of me.

Reaching that point there is no turning back, our bodies explode together with lust. And then, cuddling and laughing, we have done it all, I look and smile. Oh! It's you Freya!

cannot imagine any forumite with me for 2 hours let alone 6 months that's like a jail sentance

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Six months in the Maldives, I’d take the lady that can scuba dive best & who’s not adverse to donning the walking boots for a fair bit of island investigating.

I don’t do dossing on a beach holidays

Presuming suitable stuff is there of course?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blummin Hec!

I'd be shit hot on a deserted island,

Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert.

you chose wisely OP.

I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go? "

Woohooooo. ...I also know how to live off the land and would build a monkey palace in the trees with hanging spots with the coolest views...we could bang our gongs to make great music..now packing...now I'm the king of the swingers..the jungle VIP

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

About 8 years ago, Funky Monkey and myself spent 6 months on a dessert island counting hundreds and thousands

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm not sure

someone like tarzan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd choose many because choosing one means you leave others out and lets face it thats not a nice feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd choose many because choosing one means you leave others out and lets face it thats not a nice feeling

I’d go on my own, no eye rolling then

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I'd choose many because choosing one means you leave others out and lets face it thats not a nice feeling

It's ok dude I'm used to rejection, I can take it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure

someone like tarzan

Bugger am more like his sidekick cheetah the chimp....though I do swing thru trees like tarzan. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not sure

someone like tarzan

Would you like to come with me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take the OP and do Freya a favour."

Let's do it mate! Atleast we wont have the drama and hear the complaining for the six months. I will get the beers and the fishing rods.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blummin Hec!

I'd be shit hot on a deserted island,

Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert.

you chose wisely OP.

I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go?

Freya has dumped me!

Venus, would you still like to go with me? I may be able to teach you the art of Tantric love making!

Sorry I'm too busy with my diet

Dont worry. Going to the tropical island will help with that as we have to find our own food at food will be scarce. So you are forced with the diet and me. Isn't that what we call win-win?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I'll take the OP and do Freya a favour.

Let's do it mate! Atleast we wont have the drama and hear the complaining for the six months. I will get the beers and the fishing rods.

I'm sold but one condition, I can bring Miss.Red with me.

Before you ask yes you can have a go on her too.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll take the OP and do Freya a favour.

Let's do it mate! Atleast we wont have the drama and hear the complaining for the six months. I will get the beers and the fishing rods.

I'm sold but one condition, I can bring Miss.Red with me.

Before you ask yes you can have a go on her too."

'Have a go on her too'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd choose many because choosing one means you leave others out and lets face it thats not a nice feeling

I’d go on my own, no eye rolling then

"
lol but you need to natter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to do this.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I would love to do Estella."

Oh, alright then.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

MrMonkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take the OP and do Freya a favour.

Let's do it mate! Atleast we wont have the drama and hear the complaining for the six months. I will get the beers and the fishing rods.

I'm sold but one condition, I can bring Miss.Red with me.

Before you ask yes you can have a go on her too."

Sound like a plan. Some mushing after the fishing! As long as she is staying with you 24/7 we can make it work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take the OP and do Freya a favour.

Let's do it mate! Atleast we wont have the drama and hear the complaining for the six months. I will get the beers and the fishing rods.

I'm sold but one condition, I can bring Miss.Red with me.

Before you ask yes you can have a go on her too.

'Have a go on her too'

Dont worry. I look sexy like a teapot. Short, round and hairy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MrMonkey

Keeley!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who can make me laugh .... who could cope with the chaos ... can banter .... and is taller than me!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone who can make me laugh .... who could cope with the chaos ... can banter .... and is taller than me!!!!!

Look no where. You have found your man!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I would love to do this with Spiderwoman..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who can make me laugh .... who could cope with the chaos ... can banter .... and is taller than me!!!!!

Look no where. You have found your man!

Stay where you are wiggles off to perv ...sorry peruse your profile... I'll be back

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I'm not sure

someone like tarzan

Would you like to come with me?

"
you've asked everyone in the thread so far...I'm not great in a crowd.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone who can make me laugh .... who could cope with the chaos ... can banter .... and is taller than me!!!!!

Look no where. You have found your man!

Stay where you are wiggles off to perv ...sorry peruse your profile... I'll be back

Lol. I think it is closed. Opening hours are Monday to Friday, 8 to 5. Closed during weekends!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not sure

someone like tarzan

Would you like to come with me?

you've asked everyone in the thread so far...I'm not great in a crowd."

Okay..No orgies then! I dump everyone for you my gorgeous one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Couldn't help notice it. Great bum! If the go down is so pretty, imagine how the showroom would be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Freya

Would you like to join us? More the merrier!

"
greedy. You said 1 person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who can make me laugh .... who could cope with the chaos ... can banter .... and is taller than me!!!!!

Look no where. You have found your man!

Stay where you are wiggles off to perv ...sorry peruse your profile... I'll be back

Lol. I think it is closed. Opening hours are Monday to Friday, 8 to 5. Closed during weekends!

I shnuck in before it closed ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky69 - I think 6 months would fly in for laughing and talking nonsense together

Plus I'm good with my hands, I'd say I could catch us fish handy enough and build us a shelter and she is hot enough to keep I fire going

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Can I go alone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gawd! I wouldn’t inflict myself on another forumite like that

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Gawd! I wouldn’t inflict myself on another forumite like that

Changed my mind, I'll go with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gawd! I wouldn’t inflict myself on another forumite like that

Changed my mind, I'll go with him

I always suspected you were crazy. Now I know. Who am I to refuse an offer like that though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me myself and I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take beast. If I take him from his singles profile it counts right? The thought of 6 months alone with him would be pure bliss. Plus he's really handy and can cook etc

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

I'm taking UNLOS. Hot as.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"MrMonkey

Keeley!

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MrMonkey

Ummmmmmmmm.............

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"MrMonkey

Ummmmmmmmm............."

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MrMonkey

Ummmmmmmmm.............

What?"

Aren't you forgetting someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poor Freya

Would you like to join us? More the merrier!

greedy. You said 1 person

I am like a kid in the candy shop!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone who can make me laugh .... who could cope with the chaos ... can banter .... and is taller than me!!!!!

Look no where. You have found your man!

Stay where you are wiggles off to perv ...sorry peruse your profile... I'll be back

Lol. I think it is closed. Opening hours are Monday to Friday, 8 to 5. Closed during weekends!

I shnuck in before it closed ....

Bloody security! Did you flash your boobs to him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would take beast. If I take him from his singles profile it counts right? The thought of 6 months alone with him would be pure bliss. Plus he's really handy and can cook etc "

Yup!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MrMonkey

Keeley!

What?"

I would love to take you on one day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill take jamie.. she can be my daisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we take booze n crisps instead op ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would choose Freya as she is a sensual lover!

The loving, the kissing with her would feel so right, expressing my lust right through the day and night. Our bodies come together in pure ecstasy, thrusting and moaning, she becomes part of me.

Reaching that point there is no turning back, our bodies explode together with lust. And then, cuddling and laughing, we have done it all, I look and smile. Oh! It's you Freya!

"
can i just go by myself? 6 months peace ....heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill take jamie.. she can be my daisy

More than happy to

Your place or mine?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"MrMonkey

Ummmmmmmmm.............

What?

Aren't you forgetting someone

Nope, MrMonkey is an obvious choice, he's big and strong, he'd be great for cuddling and keeping me warm at night. Plus, if we start starving I can kill him and eat him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MrMonkey

Good choice, hes hot

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"MrMonkey

Good choice, hes hot

He is indeed, and big and strong

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"MrMonkey

Ummmmmmmmm.............

What?

Aren't you forgetting someone

Nope, MrMonkey is an obvious choice, he's big and strong, he'd be great for cuddling and keeping me warm at night. Plus, if we start starving I can kill him and eat him! "

Keeley, let’s hope Monkey’s hunting skills are good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who can make me laugh .... who could cope with the chaos ... can banter .... and is taller than me!!!!!

Look no where. You have found your man!

Stay where you are wiggles off to perv ...sorry peruse your profile... I'll be back

Lol. I think it is closed. Opening hours are Monday to Friday, 8 to 5. Closed during weekends!

I shnuck in before it closed ....

Bloody security! Did you flash your boobs to him?

who moi? tries to look all innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MrMonkey

Ummmmmmmmm.............

What?

Aren't you forgetting someone

Nope, MrMonkey is an obvious choice, he's big and strong, he'd be great for cuddling and keeping me warm at night. Plus, if we start starving I can kill him and eat him! "

wonder how long the meat on his thigh would last

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"MrMonkey

Ummmmmmmmm.............

What?

Aren't you forgetting someone

Nope, MrMonkey is an obvious choice, he's big and strong, he'd be great for cuddling and keeping me warm at night. Plus, if we start starving I can kill him and eat him!

wonder how long the meat on his thigh would last"

Years!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"MrMonkey

Ummmmmmmmm.............

What?

Aren't you forgetting someone

Nope, MrMonkey is an obvious choice, he's big and strong, he'd be great for cuddling and keeping me warm at night. Plus, if we start starving I can kill him and eat him!

Keeley, let’s hope Monkey’s hunting skills are good "

I hope so too, I'd like to keep him around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MrMonkey

Ummmmmmmmm.............

What?

Aren't you forgetting someone

Nope, MrMonkey is an obvious choice, he's big and strong, he'd be great for cuddling and keeping me warm at night. Plus, if we start starving I can kill him and eat him!

wonder how long the meat on his thigh would last

Years!

keep him alive, eat him one limb at a time

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"MrMonkey

Ummmmmmmmm.............

What?

Aren't you forgetting someone

Nope, MrMonkey is an obvious choice, he's big and strong, he'd be great for cuddling and keeping me warm at night. Plus, if we start starving I can kill him and eat him!

wonder how long the meat on his thigh would last

Years!

keep him alive, eat him one limb at a time

Devour him slowly *swoons*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would not like to be writing that veri.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Freya

Would you like to join us? More the merrier!

greedy. You said 1 person

I am like a kid in the candy shop!

"
more wants more lol. X

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Just in case anyone us still looking for company - I can hunt, cook, build and apply sun lotion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would choose Freya as she is a sensual lover!

The loving, the kissing with her would feel so right, expressing my lust right through the day and night. Our bodies come together in pure ecstasy, thrusting and moaning, she becomes part of me.

Reaching that point there is no turning back, our bodies explode together with lust. And then, cuddling and laughing, we have done it all, I look and smile. Oh! It's you Freya!

can i just go by myself? 6 months peace ....heaven

Sorry. This is like a reality show. You are required to take someone with you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ill take jamie.. she can be my daisy

More than happy to

Your place or mine? "

Hey Jamie. You cannot take your dairy milk with you. Unfortunately there is no fridge on the island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill take jamie.. she can be my daisy

More than happy to

Your place or mine?

Hey Jamie. You cannot take your dairy milk with you. Unfortunately there is no fridge on the island."

uh oh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just in case anyone us still looking for company - I can hunt, cook, build and apply sun lotion.

Some of them are showing signs of cannibalism.

I would be a bit worried to take them with me. My meat may only last for a day or two!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Blummin Hec!

I'd be shit hot on a deserted island,

Hunt, build, sing, stargaze, good conversation, can climb trees, do cartwheels and have a first aid cert.

you chose wisely OP.

I choose tree monkey so we can build a house in the trees and hang upside down alot. When do we go?

I'm at Heathrow.. where are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in...

Checks thread. Seems I'll be alone on the island.

Wanders away wondering if I can find a new cave ..

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

There are a number of people I could choose but I don't think any of them would thank me for naming them publicly, and I doubt they would choose me. Luke

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