FabSwingers.com forum: Free meal

By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Me and Prince of Fabrabah are out having dinner. Whilst I was outside on the phone, the waitress clearly saw PoF browsing Tinder and swiping right on a local hussy. Now the waitresses are scowling in our general direction at my ‘cheating boyfriend’

Were thinking if we cause a passive aggressive fuss, we’ll get a free meal.

What can we do to ramp up our chances? I’m not throwing my lager on him. I’m not that daft!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull his pubes out and stick them in the dinner. A workmate of mine did it with his eyebrow hairs and started shouting there were rat hairs in his meal. We all got a free meal to shut him up

By *ungle JesusMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Me and Prince of Fabrabah are out having dinner. Whilst I was outside on the phone, the waitress clearly saw PoF browsing Tinder and swiping right on a local hussy. Now the waitresses are scowling in our general direction at my ‘cheating boyfriend’

Were thinking if we cause a passive aggressive fuss, we’ll get a free meal.

What can we do to ramp up our chances? I’m not throwing my lager on him. I’m not that daft!

Start a lil argument?

By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Do the what's that smell argument

By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Pull his pubes out and stick them in the dinner. A workmate of mine did it with his eyebrow hairs and started shouting there were rat hairs in his meal. We all got a free meal to shut him up

He shaved them off so he could pencil them Back in like them birds off towie. Bet he regrets it now.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time she is near, ask him why she keeps looking at you to which he replies 'I don't know but I think she fancies you'