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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just curious what is everyone's opening line when you find someone who interests you?

Personally I like sending a joke! Breaks the ice and can be a pleasant surprise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just curious what is everyone's opening line when you find someone who interests you?

Personally I like sending a joke! Breaks the ice and can be a pleasant surprise. "

Me want fuck. Ug.

The ladies can't believe their luck when I message them those words.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I send them a picture of my closed legs will the immortal words “they open at 10am Thursdays”

And see what happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I send them a picture of my closed legs will the immortal words “they open at 10am Thursdays”

And see what happens."

Are they gonna be open over Xmas?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response."

this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just curious what is everyone's opening line when you find someone who interests you?

Personally I like sending a joke! Breaks the ice and can be a pleasant surprise. "
i always say "get em off" works every time

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"I send them a picture of my closed legs will the immortal words “they open at 10am Thursdays”

And see what happens.

Are they gonna be open over Xmas? "

What about bonk holidays??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I send them a picture of my closed legs will the immortal words “they open at 10am Thursdays”

And see what happens.

Are they gonna be open over Xmas?

What about bonk holidays?? "

And what happens in the event of flooding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response."

Let me entertain you

Can I use your mind cause its on mine

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.

this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it "

Forgive me, it's been a trying week so I'm going to need you to explain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I send them a picture of my closed legs will the immortal words “they open at 10am Thursdays”

And see what happens.

Are they gonna be open over Xmas?

What about bonk holidays?? "

I might nick this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.

this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it

Forgive me, it's been a trying week so I'm going to need you to explain "
shes hot or has she burnt her minge

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.

this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it

Forgive me, it's been a trying week so I'm going to need you to explain shes hot or has she burnt her minge "

Ohhhh, yeah that was kind of obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.

this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it

Forgive me, it's been a trying week so I'm going to need you to explain "

They say if you can smell toast it might be a sign you are having a stroke. Poor humour, I do apologise and I have never actually sent that before

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.

Let me entertain you

Can I use your mind cause its on mine "

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.

this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it

Forgive me, it's been a trying week so I'm going to need you to explain shes hot or has she burnt her minge "

Burnt chuff

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.

this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it

Forgive me, it's been a trying week so I'm going to need you to explain

They say if you can smell toast it might be a sign you are having a stroke. Poor humour, I do apologise and I have never actually sent that before "

I thought it was a stroke reference at first but then I was struck with self doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send nudes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.

this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it

Forgive me, it's been a trying week so I'm going to need you to explain

They say if you can smell toast it might be a sign you are having a stroke. Poor humour, I do apologise and I have never actually sent that before

I thought it was a stroke reference at first but then I was struck with self doubt "

Lol dont doubt yourself bro, you're a heck of a guy

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I just wait for a forum game, there seems to be a better chance for a response.

this, or "I can smell toast?" - think about it

Forgive me, it's been a trying week so I'm going to need you to explain

They say if you can smell toast it might be a sign you are having a stroke. Poor humour, I do apologise and I have never actually sent that before

I thought it was a stroke reference at first but then I was struck with self doubt

Lol dont doubt yourself bro, you're a heck of a guy "

It's not quite as simple as that but okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never messaged someone first...so i don't have an opening line..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never messaged someone first...so i don't have an opening line.."
is that pussy or delight typing?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Just curious what is everyone's opening line when you find someone who interests you?

Personally I like sending a joke! Breaks the ice and can be a pleasant surprise. "

I always say “GIZZASHAGYABITCH” followed up by either ‘frigid’ or ‘ooooh!’ (Depending on the answer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like chicken?

Well suck on this, its fowl

(attached picture of cock)

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never messaged someone first...so i don't have an opening line..is that pussy or delight typing? "

...that would apply to both of us

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Have you any Irish in you. No. Ok. Bend over I’ll make you an honorary citizen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any mention of fingering & bumhole licking always gets a positive response.

True story

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