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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let’s see what the fuss is all about. I’m auctioning my arse for one night and one night only. Make me an offer I can’t refuse (I’m not talking money), tempt me! Tell me why you should be the one! Winner gets carte blanche!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s see what the fuss is all about. I’m auctioning my arse for one night and one night only. Make me an offer I can’t refuse (I’m not talking money), tempt me! Tell me why you should be the one! Winner gets carte blanche!"

Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant

Les stupid auto correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant

Les stupid auto correct "

Non

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant

Méchants? Ou lubriques, obscènes, paillards, libidineux, impudiques, grivois, égrillard, graveleux, concupiscents, licencieux?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Pourquoi juste ton cul? Un ami veut savoir

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Pog mo thóin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pog mo thóin"

Dunno what this is? Does it feel good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It should be me because I'm really good at making a guy feel good and as it's nearly Christmas, I'd bring presents. I'd give you a night to remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just your arse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just your arse?

No, it’s a package!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is an intriguing auction.

I want your arse! However I want it in a very non sexual way. I just require you to sit beside me as we watch La Traviata. Opera can be more stirring and passionate than sex. I’m sure women throwing themselves at your feet begging for your.. ermm charms is very dull! I want to engage your mind and senses! Intellectual stimulation, auditory stimulation them perhaps something more tactile.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant

Vous pouvez parle parle acec moi aussi si vous voulez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant

Méchants? Ou lubriques, obscènes, paillards, libidineux, impudiques, grivois, égrillard, graveleux, concupiscents, licencieux?"
. Tout

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Oh why is everyone speaking french

All I know is

Je t’aime tellement

It’d work on me though

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Oh why is everyone speaking french

All I know is

Je t’aime tellement

It’d work on me though "

Je sui pas Francais

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Haha, you're such a Trollope.

I don't chase, or compete. For that reason, I'm out of your auction

xxx

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By *almprintsWoman
over a year ago

deepest, darkest West

What would I do with you for one night?

Let's start with gin, followed by watching that fine arse take off items of clothing (specifically a belt), at my discretion. Either your clothing or mine, I leave it to you. I'd be interested to see if you could get me to behave and do as you want...I haven't for many yet.

If you do, I'll ride you like I've never ridden before and beg for a good spanking.

Either that or we'll have a good natter. Xx

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *itsAndTangentsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Pantalons avec moi roule poule tourne à droite bonjour oui merci

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I could stick my boot up your bum if you like?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Two pounds a tit and a fiver for your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for all this to blow over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could stick my boot up your bum if you like?

Now we’re talking!

What’s size feet? Heels or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afai oe alu e ave lau asini fa?anofo o le ai luga o le kamela o lea matou te va?ava?ai uma?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Mina aikhona funa kubata lo mukhosho kawena blazo. Eish!!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I would bid for your arse so you could pleasure a certain lady, so I could pleasure her husband, or is that not allowed...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I could stick my boot up your bum if you like?

Now we’re talking!

What’s size feet? Heels or not?"

They’re big so brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would bid for your arse so you could pleasure a certain lady, so I could pleasure her husband, or is that not allowed...

I’m intrigued. Who are we talking about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could stick my boot up your bum if you like?

Now we’re talking!

What’s size feet? Heels or not?

They’re big so brace yourself

Not sure the brace position is the best for that purpose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afai oe alu e ave lau asini fa?anofo o le ai luga o le kamela o lea matou te va?ava?ai uma?"

The adventurer in me thinks it’s the best offer so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would bid for your arse so you could pleasure a certain lady, so I could pleasure her husband, or is that not allowed...

I like the sound of this...

It's that or £3.50 and a I'll through in a bag of chips after

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would bid for your arse so you could pleasure a certain lady, so I could pleasure her husband, or is that not allowed...

I like the sound of this...

It's that or £3.50 and a I'll through in a bag of chips after

Peach x"

THROW ffs. I apologise

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Two pounds a tit and a fiver for your arse

Scrubber - throw yourself into the road!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afai oe alu e ave lau asini fa?anofo o le ai luga o le kamela o lea matou te va?ava?ai uma?"

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Je te laisserais conduire my Renault 5 turbo mec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of monster munch and a half eaten toffee crisp

I'd hand you over to my Mrs, then I cld have a night out with the boys ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Je te laisserais conduire my Renault 5 turbo mec "

Je pourrais faire des donuts sur le parking d’Aldi pendant que tu t’occupes de la jolie petite qui a posté un peu plus tôt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Je te laisserais conduire my Renault 5 turbo mec

Je pourrais faire des donuts sur le parking d’Aldi pendant que tu t’occupes de la jolie petite qui a posté un peu plus tôt?"

Je sais pas de qui tu parles mais ma bite n'a pas d'œil... Un trou c'est un trou mdrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had a call from autioneer he said you can't sell your arse because it is already taken to an online bidder, from the show flog it, cheeky mare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had a call from autioneer he said you can't sell your arse because it is already taken to an online bidder, from the show flog it, cheeky mare!"

it is had to go to antiques roadshow for further valuing after it has had a good flogging!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A packet of monster munch and a half eaten toffee crisp

I'd hand you over to my Mrs, then I cld have a night out with the boys ..."

Please send pics of the missus: face, boobs and arse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just had a call from autioneer he said you can't sell your arse because it is already taken to an online bidder, from the show flog it, cheeky mare!

it is had to go to antiques roadshow for further valuing after it has had a good flogging!

Damn, busted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A packet of monster munch and a half eaten toffee crisp

I'd hand you over to my Mrs, then I cld have a night out with the boys ...

Please send pics of the missus: face, boobs and arse!"

Will do but just shown her your profile... only looking 6ft plus..if we can find her someone else, your can come on the lash with me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant

Méchants? Ou lubriques, obscènes, paillards, libidineux, impudiques, grivois, égrillard, graveleux, concupiscents, licencieux?. Tout"

C’est promis!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Je veux parler avec toi, tu peut me dire tout le mot mechant

Vous pouvez parle parle acec moi aussi si vous voulez

Ok! On parle de quoi?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I just wanna bounce on your cock then let you violate me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would I do with you for one night?

If you do, I'll ride you like I've never ridden before and beg for a good spanking.

Either that or we'll have a good natter. Xx "

Will you wear jodhpurs for the riding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is an intriguing auction.

Not what I had in mind, but I guess an education or another...I have so much to learn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It should be me because I'm really good at making a guy feel good and as it's nearly Christmas, I'd bring presents. I'd give you a night to remember.

That’s the spirit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh why is everyone speaking french

All I know is

Je t’aime tellement

It’d work on me though "

That’s all you need

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha, you're such a Trollope.

I don't chase, or compete. For that reason, I'm out of your auction

xxx "

Everybody knows you have a multibuy discount card!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pantalons avec moi roule poule tourne à droite bonjour oui merci

D’accord!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would bid for your arse so you could pleasure a certain lady, so I could pleasure her husband, or is that not allowed...

I like the sound of this...

It's that or £3.50 and a I'll through in a bag of chips after

Peach x"

I want an ice cream too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two pounds a tit and a fiver for your arse

Is that what I’m worth to you? After all these years of a clandestine affair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would bid for your arse so you could pleasure a certain lady, so I could pleasure her husband, or is that not allowed...

I like the sound of this...

It's that or £3.50 and a I'll through in a bag of chips after

Peach x

I want an ice cream too!"

I've never heard it called that before but okay you filthy beast

Peach x

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Thought the video either the firework looked fun, now how much would I pay..... mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just wanna bounce on your cock then let you violate me

Again? You enjoyed it that much?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I just wanna bounce on your cock then let you violate me

Again? You enjoyed it that much?"

Hell yeah! I was like tigger!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I do need something to stand my Christmas tree in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do need something to stand my Christmas tree in"

If it’s wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do need something to stand my Christmas tree in

If it’s wood it's definitely going up my marmite valley"

FTFY

Peach x

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Haha, you're such a Trollope.

I don't chase, or compete. For that reason, I'm out of your auction

xxx

Everybody knows you have a multibuy discount card!"

On yeah I forgot, I can have you anytime with the multi buy discount card ..just punch in the pin and away we go

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