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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine has to be "Divvy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dullard

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucktard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockgobbler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrD's fav....numbnuts.

Usually whilst referring to my soon to be ex husband. That and every other name is relevant.

MsD

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Fuck-knuckle

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Cockwomble

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Asswhipe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Too many cheating, one word you "Meffs"

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Douchebag

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Dickhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Muppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neomaxizoomdeeebe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snotcock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dipshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cunt "

Hahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Cunt "

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobshite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blocked!(topical )

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Bumder

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Gloyt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melt or Plamf

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Stupidfuckingtwatfacedbumnosedgoggleeyedwanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rocket

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

Dingbat

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By *awtycpl661Couple
over a year ago

honiton

Nob jockey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MrD's fav....numbnuts.

Usually whilst referring to my soon to be ex husband. That and every other name is relevant.

MsD"

I do like numbnuts as an insult.

My go-to is probably cretin. XD

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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

Its a toss up between bell end and wanker.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

Twat!

...or Bitch!

(Obviously )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

douche

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Prick!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slackjaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick

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By *enstepMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Cuntard.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Bawjaws

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Geebag!

JenSucks will understand it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dick"

I’m available x

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Cockwomble

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Twunt

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

gobshite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dicksplash

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Asswhipe."
yup my favourite is arsewipe too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wetwipe

That's my new one.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Whopper!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Shit for brains

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Or shitforbrains... one word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bawbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numpty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FUD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cunt "

I think this can be a term of endearment too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntwaffle

Say it so much it comes up on predicted text

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By *dris12345Man
over a year ago

home

Knob or tit.

I find I use most the other insults daily amongst mates, so try to stick to a classic if I mean to insult someone

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

State.

There's no situation that can't be made a million times funnier by saying that in a dismissive tone.

State.

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By *ajobMan
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Ballbag

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Knobhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat!

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Or shitforbrains... one word "

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By *indy777Couple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Knobjockey!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Weapon

"Why did you do that you absolute fucking weapon?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fartknocker

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Fuckwit

Especially when preceded by, "what a fucking..."

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Fartknocker"

*laughs in Beavis and Butthead*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckpig. Or knobjockey

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Pillock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knobcheese

Gloit

Pleb

Nugget

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By *ilverfox81Man
over a year ago

port talbot

You quim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobshite

Wazzock

Trout, as in dopey kind. Cheating I know

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Fella

REMF

Call someone either of those in the army and watch them lose their mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tithead or tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Knob jockey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dingus

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Got a few between us (Who uses them)

Cockwomble (S)

Numpty (H)

Dick (H)

Cunt (Both)

Pilchard (Code for cunt when younger folk are around)...

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has to be "Divvy""

Tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tit

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Neanderthal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has to be "Divvy""

Wanker

Gobtwit

Silly

Stupid

Cranky

Idiot

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

cockface

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

CUNT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wetwipe

That's my new one."

Me too, courtesy of my son. Wankpuffin is also a current fave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has to be "Divvy""

Tosser

Tosspot

Fucktard

Dumbass

Pussy

Spiv

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Pleb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Berkules pronounced like Hercules.

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By *ecrets4everCouple
over a year ago

X

Wankstain!

My phone doesn’t even try to autocorrect it anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has to be "Divvy""

Bastard

Crap

Munter

Shitface

Asshole

Arse

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By *ecrets4everCouple
over a year ago

X

Fopdoodle!

Look it up

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Spanner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dildo

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Dickhead

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Flump

Blurt

Balloon

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Cunt

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

Tory

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Arsewipe

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Noncecase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockcheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lizard

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Mentalist !

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Numbskull

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"You quim "
oooh that is not an insult

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Beaut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cunt "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pecker

keep your pecker up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

liar

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By *esires of HertsCouple
over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

socialist

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Neanderthal "

This is the best one.

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By *iReyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire East

"Plum" is a favourite of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tory

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Corbyn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt or Fucko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turd... but normally

You fu@king turd

And it's all about the delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickhead !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

damn

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weapon.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Twunt

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

(Lou) Dickhead and knobhead

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"MrD's fav....numbnuts.

Usually whilst referring to my soon to be ex husband. That and every other name is relevant.

MsD

I do like numbnuts as an insult.

My go-to is probably cretin. XD "

I want to hear you call someone numbnuts

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Weapon. "

I was so confused when people started using this as a compliment. Apparently the dreaded love island was to blame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cunt or Fucko"

Fucko kinda sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flunt

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunkbubble

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By *uesdaysfundayCouple
over a year ago

Sandbach

Dill

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

Tube

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Has to be either of these - Wankspangle or Spunktrumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weapon.

I was so confused when people started using this as a compliment. Apparently the dreaded love island was to blame."

Eh? Surely "weapon" is a colourful euphemism for "penis"? I mean, I'm quite fond of my own, but I wouldn't compare my nearest and dearest to it!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Joey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numpty

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Smeghead

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Sausagejockey

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 19/12/19 21:12:33]

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitcunt

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Catfingeringbumdercunt

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By *ure BloodsCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Helmet

or

Cunt

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By *rallyFixated1Man
over a year ago

tipton

Bellend always works for me

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Bellend

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"You quim "

Quim, love it!

Arsewipe or shithead for me

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Bellend always works for me "

Whoah spooky

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

Dipshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bellsniffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Helmet'

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Twat

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

You prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignoramus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankface

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

FuckStack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cotton-headed-ninny-muggins

For all you fans of Elf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankstain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fud

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Bellwhif

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inbreed

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"Twunt" with grown ups

"Treasure" when I'm with not grown ups

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I have many

Cockwomble

Cunt

Wanker

Dickhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wankface"

this is brilliant! Im going to start saying this! Wankface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobshite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thundercunt

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By *maxMan
over a year ago

bolton

Twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dipshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asshat

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Dinlo

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