FabSwingers.com forum: Things you havent done.....and still dont wanna do

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ive never stuck my finger up a mans bottom, and i dont really have the urge to either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watersports or scat

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"watersports or scat "
are we talking poo n wee wee or gushing n squirting?

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

'jumping out of a perfectly good plane'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'jumping out of a perfectly good plane'"

skydive last july, broke my ankle on the landing, 3 months on a cast, think ill stick to darts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classed drugs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never rimmed anyone and im not gonna start now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Classed drugs..."

why not?

not trying to advocate drug taking, just curious about your reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet stuff, not bloody likely!

Don't do heights and jumping out of planes, bungee jumping etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to cage dive with white sharks

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Toilet stuff, not bloody likely!

Don't do heights and jumping out of planes, bungee jumping etc.

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what about a bit of mud wrestling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morris Dancing

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I'd love to cage dive with white sharks"

Thats my 'havent done....and never will do'

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Im usually of the try anything one brigade - but being dressed up as a baby in nappies - that does not appeal at all

its probably cause I'm getting older and afraid of what will happen to my mind

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I want a gangbang

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Lick a flange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to cage dive with white sharks

Thats my 'havent done....and never will do'

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. Haha that's fair enough, I just think they are awesome animals

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Im usually of the try anything one brigade - but being dressed up as a baby in nappies - that does not appeal at all

its probably cause I'm getting older and afraid of what will happen to my mind"
or ya bum?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Classed drugs...

why not?

not trying to advocate drug taking, just curious about your reasons"

Because I have a highly addictive personality...

If I liked it Id be screwed...

Everything else that I say I dont like Ive tried twice...

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Classed drugs...

why not?

not trying to advocate drug taking, just curious about your reasons

Because I have a highly addictive personality...

If I liked it Id be screwed...

Everything else that I say I dont like Ive tried twice...

;-)"

fair enough, i was expecting a very ignorant answer but that was refreshingly honest!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Smoked.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smoked....."

you arnt going fast enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well following the anal prolapse thread...it ain't gonna feckin be licking a prolapsed arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to a club and

have 2 girls at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive never stuck my finger up a mans bottom, and i dont really have the urge to either

me neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't like to lick a slug

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'd love to cage dive with white sharks"

on my bucket list too

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

voted conservative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"voted conservative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fly into outer space, come on richard branson, sort it and make it a price one can afford, easy jet ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a proper session where Billy can be cuckolded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well following the anal prolapse thread...it ain't gonna feckin be licking a prolapsed arse!!

VOMMMMM!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal, it just does not appear, full stop!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Fly into outer space, come on richard branson......."

sorry? - do you want to come on richard branson or NOT want to come on richard branson?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Anal, it just does not appear, full stop!

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not even on a full moon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet stuff, not bloody likely!

Don't do heights and jumping out of planes, bungee jumping etc.

what about a bit of mud wrestling?

I'll chuck me mankini on and get the paddling pool, you shave your minge and bring the mud

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Toilet stuff, not bloody likely!

Don't do heights and jumping out of planes, bungee jumping etc.

what about a bit of mud wrestling?

I'll chuck me mankini on and get the paddling pool, you shave your minge and bring the mud

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mankini??? lightweight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet stuff, not bloody likely!

Don't do heights and jumping out of planes, bungee jumping etc.

what about a bit of mud wrestling?

I'll chuck me mankini on and get the paddling pool, you shave your minge and bring the mud

mankini??? lightweight

Fuck it! C'mon then puttem up!! The mankini's off!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Toilet stuff, not bloody likely!

Don't do heights and jumping out of planes, bungee jumping etc.

what about a bit of mud wrestling?

I'll chuck me mankini on and get the paddling pool, you shave your minge and bring the mud

mankini??? lightweight

Fuck it! C'mon then puttem up!! The mankini's off!

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Hang on, i gotta get the mud and shave me muff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Hang on, i gotta get the mud and shave me muff!

... or the jelly...!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" Hang on, i gotta get the mud and shave me muff!

... or the jelly...!!

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bugger orf.......pssssst what flavour?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"voted conservative

Voted labour

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Had any tattoos.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I wouldn't like to lick a slug

What, even with a sprinkling of fresh sea salt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive never stuck my finger up a mans bottom, and i dont really have the urge to either

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Selfish cow

Trip and fall on a nail eye first

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ive never stuck my finger up a mans bottom, and i dont really have the urge to either

Selfish cow

Trip and fall on a nail eye first

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have you seen the length of my nails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to cage dive with white sharks"

Not in this forum pal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive never stuck my finger up a mans bottom, and i dont really have the urge to either

Selfish cow

Trip and fall on a nail eye first

have you seen the length of my nails!

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Forget it I got a nail phobia, just a bit paranoid about them now like

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ive never stuck my finger up a mans bottom, and i dont really have the urge to either

Selfish cow

Trip and fall on a nail eye first

have you seen the length of my nails!

Forget it I got a nail phobia, just a bit paranoid about them now like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Hang on, i gotta get the mud and shave me muff!

... or the jelly...!!

bugger orf.......pssssst what flavour?

*Raspberry...*

And with lots and lots of icecream...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" Hang on, i gotta get the mud and shave me muff!

... or the jelly...!!

bugger orf.......pssssst what flavour?

*Raspberry...*

And with lots and lots of icecream...

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chunky monkey?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

" Hang on, i gotta get the mud and shave me muff!

... or the jelly...!!

bugger orf.......pssssst what flavour?

*Raspberry...*

And with lots and lots of icecream...

chunky monkey?

I dare say Funky Monkey is on many a womans list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Hang on, i gotta get the mud and shave me muff!

... or the jelly...!!

bugger orf.......pssssst what flavour?

*Raspberry...*

And with lots and lots of icecream...

chunky monkey?

If I said Chunky Funkey Monkey... Hed shout at me...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" Hang on, i gotta get the mud and shave me muff!

... or the jelly...!!

bugger orf.......pssssst what flavour?

*Raspberry...*

And with lots and lots of icecream...

chunky monkey?

I dare say Funky Monkey is on many a womans list."
no his love for blue women isnt a turn on

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

" Hang on, i gotta get the mud and shave me muff!

... or the jelly...!!

bugger orf.......pssssst what flavour?

*Raspberry...*

And with lots and lots of icecream...

chunky monkey?

If I said Chunky Funkey Monkey... Hed shout at me...

yeah, "NEXT".

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 18/04/12 00:33:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick a flange."
Sub contract them too me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fisting! It never has appealed and i would hate to be loose enough to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fall in love

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting! It never has appealed and i would hate to be loose enough to do it.

I have been fisted and 1 thing I am not is loose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my life's ambition to go as far out into space as needed so that I can look back and see the Earth whole.

As for No-Nos - I'll never lick a man's arse, but quite happy to rim a female if she's been thoroughly scrubbed beforehand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting! It never has appealed and i would hate to be loose enough to do it.

I have been fisted and 1 thing I am not is loose. "

Did i say you was??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting! It never has appealed and i would hate to be loose enough to do it.

I have been fisted and 1 thing I am not is loose.

Did i say you was??????"

No and I was just saying fisting and bring loose don't always go together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting! It never has appealed and i would hate to be loose enough to do it.

I have been fisted and 1 thing I am not is loose.

Did i say you was??????

No and I was just saying fisting and bring loose don't always go together. "

Being not bring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sniffing old men's bicycle seats!

Never done it,

Never want to,

Think I will stick to lady seats only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

covering myself in jam and then attacking a wasps nest......definitely not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting! It never has appealed and i would hate to be loose enough to do it.

I have been fisted and 1 thing I am not is loose.

Did i say you was??????

No and I was just saying fisting and bring loose don't always go together. "

I said i don't want to be be that loose it is possible! nothing about you or any other person!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"covering myself in jam and then attacking a wasps nest......definitely not for me

Lol what on earth made you think of that scenario?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting! It never has appealed and i would hate to be loose enough to do it.

I have been fisted and 1 thing I am not is loose.

Did i say you was??????

No and I was just saying fisting and bring loose don't always go together.

I said i don't want to be be that loose it is possible! nothing about you or any other person!

I know and I was just saying being loose and fisting don't always go together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk upto a wild Grissley bear slap him in the face and try take his dinner off him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk upto a wild Grissley bear slap him in the face and try take his dinner off him"

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By *eamCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Never eaten buffet food and never will. Especially at a swingers party as you dont know who's touched the food,they may just been playing and not washed their hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never eaten buffet food and never will. Especially at a swingers party as you dont know who's touched the food,they may just been playing and not washed their hands

Yet you may have already played with them or play with them during the course of the evening hey. Never understood that how people can be ok with sucking cocks or flickin beans of strangers yet wont eat the odd nibbles or sandwich incase of bad hygiene or some ones not washed there hands properly hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"covering myself in jam and then attacking a wasps nest......definitely not for me

Lol what on earth made you think of that scenario?

am wild n crazy me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting! It never has appealed and i would hate to be loose enough to do it.

I have been fisted and 1 thing I am not is loose.

Did i say you was??????

No and I was just saying fisting and bring loose don't always go together.

I said i don't want to be be that loose it is possible! nothing about you or any other person!

I know and I was just saying being loose and fisting don't always go together. "

Its true y'know, she is tight.

I got two hands up and couldn't clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting! It never has appealed and i would hate to be loose enough to do it.

I have been fisted and 1 thing I am not is loose.

Did i say you was??????

No and I was just saying fisting and bring loose don't always go together.

I said i don't want to be be that loose it is possible! nothing about you or any other person!

I know and I was just saying being loose and fisting don't always go together.

Its true y'know, she is tight.

I got two hands up and couldn't clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"watersports or scat "

Must be a joke yes ?

* cReEpS rOUnD cRyPt * -l-

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Has anyone said die yet? (havent read much of the above)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Eat a turd

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Felching, how anyone can take pleasure from it is incredible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Felching, how anyone can take pleasure from it is incredible"

Just had to google that VOMIT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posted something on a forum

...... Oh sh!t

Mal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posted something on a forum

...... Oh sh!t

Mal

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By *andymanleeds43Man
over a year ago

Leeds

paint the spare room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posted something on a forum

...... Oh sh!t

Mal

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

"Felching, how anyone can take pleasure from it is incredible

Just had to google that VOMIT "

Wrong eh ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Walk upto a wild Grissley bear slap him in the face and try take his dinner off him"

Tried nicking a glacier mint off a polar bear once, he weren't that happy but offered me a polo mint instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haven't done anything with shit and still don't want to....

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Posted something on a forum

...... Oh sh!t

Mal"

Too late now, youve done it 3 times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go too Derek Achora concert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go too Derek Achora concert!

won't catch me near that idiot either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go too Derek Achora concert!

won't catch me near that idiot either.

"
That makes to of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snog a woman who has just puked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Felching, how anyone can take pleasure from it is incredible"

me and my gf find it incredibly horny when I lick my cum out of her and then snowball with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Land drive an F1 or Le Mann car

On Water drive a racing cat

signed speed junky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bungee jump! Not now not ever!

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

This might, to most of you and considering my age, be a "

you haven`t done that yet?" but I still have to try bare back sex!

Yes it`s true, I`ve never done it bare back! There`s still a lot of "must cross off the list" things I have to do - playing with pierced nipples is another although I have licked a pierced clit hood!

Simple pleasures I know but I`m making up for lost time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat a turd"

The ex father in law's done that...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Eat a turd

The ex father in law's done that..."
ewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat a turd

The ex father in law's done that..."

Not a real turd surely?

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