FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Thursday is Rant Day

Jump to newest
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Others have tried, they gave it a shot

I’m back now bellwhackers, back in the spot

No messing about, no making a meal

You’re playing with Swing now and I’m the real deal

.

Let’s have your rants, let all others smirk

No rants about messages, preferences, work

Don’t go moaning that people don’t reply

You’ll get a 'denied' and a poke in the eye

.

It’s no democracy, my decision is it

If you don’t like it then that’s just tough shit

I don’t want any whinging, kicking up a stink

Or you’ll get a beating from my minder, Pink

.

Commenced ranting folks

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Service providers that seem to forget that they are providing a service and without those that require the service they would no longer be required to provide the service

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

It’s almost Christmas and there is no sign of snow

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The parcel fuckers who ring the door n sprint if you don’t answer in less than 20 seconds

Dogs in the garden tomorow behind the fence you fucker!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Service providers that seem to forget that they are providing a service and without those that require the service they would no longer be required to provide the service "

Customer experience is very important today. Skimp on that and you may end up with no customers

Approved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Paul McCartney can fuck off with his Christmas song.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"It’s almost Christmas and there is no sign of snow "

I don't think there will be any this month babycakes

Approved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"The parcel fuckers who ring the door n sprint if you don’t answer in less than 20 seconds

Dogs in the garden tomorow behind the fence you fucker!!! "

This seems to be getting worse.

'Handed to customer' - no the fleck it wasn't

Approved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone playing cliff richard Xmas songs in their vehicle no just fuckin no !

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW

I have so much to say but I think it’s a bit too serious for this thread so I’ll continue to bottle it up until I explode lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have so much to say but I think it’s a bit too serious for this thread so I’ll continue to bottle it up until I explode lol"

Fire hydrant explosion can I bring my snorkel ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall not specify a day, where as my rants turn the sky grey, looked upon with aghast while I shed no fear while my comments pass, tolerate idiots I care no less, rant i shall do, while i bare my chest

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do old people drive in the middle of roads ?

Why do old people go in the bank at lunch time ?

Why do old people hold up all the other customers at the till & hold a full on conversation about the weather ?

Why do old people think it’s their right to Stand in the middle of a supermarket isle and don’t give a dam about others ?

Why do old people think it’s ok to walk through a door & refuse to hold it open for others ?

Bless them all

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

Fuckin Christmas shoppers why the fuck are Queueing down the road to get a loaf of bread from Tesco because you might run out on Christmas Day are you sad bastard get a grip it’s one day mofos

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Usual rant... read my frikken profile before sending me a wasted message

My boiler is really poorly... as is my bank account... I need a sugar granddaddy...

My cold won't go away, its progressively getting worse! I can't adford to take time off work *see rant 2*

That's it for now...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

People constantly moaning about Christmas starting too early, being too commercialised, being too much hard work.

I plan early and enjoy December. I’m bewildered by others running around like headless chickens spoiling their own Christmas

I do understand it is a difficult time of year for many people and my comment is not there to dismiss that

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People constantly moaning about Christmas starting too early, being too commercialised, being too much hard work.

I plan early and enjoy December. I’m bewildered by others running around like headless chickens spoiling their own Christmas

I do understand it is a difficult time of year for many people and my comment is not there to dismiss that "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"It’s almost Christmas and there is no sign of snow "

I’ve had snow

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Paul McCartney can fuck off with his Christmas song. "

Or don't listen?

Denied

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Anyone playing cliff richard Xmas songs in their vehicle no just fuckin no ! "

Their vehicle, their choice

Denied

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I have so much to say but I think it’s a bit too serious for this thread so I’ll continue to bottle it up until I explode lol"

Bottling things up is never a good a idea - the explosion could be messy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I shall not specify a day, where as my rants turn the sky grey, looked upon with aghast while I shed no fear while my comments pass, tolerate idiots I care no less, rant i shall do, while i bare my chest "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Why do old people drive in the middle of roads ?

Why do old people go in the bank at lunch time ?

Why do old people hold up all the other customers at the till & hold a full on conversation about the weather ?

Why do old people think it’s their right to Stand in the middle of a supermarket isle and don’t give a dam about others ?

Why do old people think it’s ok to walk through a door & refuse to hold it open for others ?

Bless them all "

Because they have a life and you'll find it isn't just old people that do all of that.

In order

Approved

Denied

Approved

Approved

Denied

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Fuckin Christmas shoppers why the fuck are Queueing down the road to get a loaf of bread from Tesco because you might run out on Christmas Day are you sad bastard get a grip it’s one day mofos

"

Always baffles me. A bit like the rush when there is a flake of snow

Approved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"The parcel fuckers who ring the door n sprint if you don’t answer in less than 20 seconds

Dogs in the garden tomorow behind the fence you fucker!!! "

Or... when you rush to answer the door thinking yay my parcel has finally arrived, for the parcel guy to ask “can you sign this for next door please”. NO!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Usual rant... read my frikken profile before sending me a wasted message

My boiler is really poorly... as is my bank account... I need a sugar granddaddy...

My cold won't go away, its progressively getting worse! I can't adford to take time off work *see rant 2*

That's it for now... "

People not reading profiles before messaging is a pain but there are a lot of men who claim to do that and still get no reply so you can understand the spray approach. However, Approved

How is your bank balance going to fare if you become so ill that you cannot work? That's likely to be more than taking a day off to rest and tend to the cold

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Usual rant... read my frikken profile before sending me a wasted message

My boiler is really poorly... as is my bank account... I need a sugar granddaddy...

My cold won't go away, its progressively getting worse! I can't adford to take time off work *see rant 2*

That's it for now...

People not reading profiles before messaging is a pain but there are a lot of men who claim to do that and still get no reply so you can understand the spray approach. However, Approved

How is your bank balance going to fare if you become so ill that you cannot work? That's likely to be more than taking a day off to rest and tend to the cold

"

2 more days of work... I'm gonna get through this, but FFS validate my other 2 rants!!! Please

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm in a jolly good mood today..

So I'm using a week old rant!!

When Amazon give you a delivery date.

5 days before that date you get a notification the item has been delivered & signed for by the resident - Me.

Only person home was my 15yro & he didn't sign for anything.

10 days later, you're still arguing with Amazon that a very expensive Christmas gift is not in your possession.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"People constantly moaning about Christmas starting too early, being too commercialised, being too much hard work.

I plan early and enjoy December. I’m bewildered by others running around like headless chickens spoiling their own Christmas

I do understand it is a difficult time of year for many people and my comment is not there to dismiss that "

I do think the shops put Christmas stuff out too early but I’m an adult and can choose not to look or buy and my day is not affected.

We can all do the same and moaning won’t change anything

Approved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"The parcel fuckers who ring the door n sprint if you don’t answer in less than 20 seconds

Dogs in the garden tomorow behind the fence you fucker!!!

Or... when you rush to answer the door thinking yay my parcel has finally arrived, for the parcel guy to ask “can you sign this for next door please”. NO!! "

That's not very neighbourly

Denied

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Usual rant... read my frikken profile before sending me a wasted message

My boiler is really poorly... as is my bank account... I need a sugar granddaddy...

My cold won't go away, its progressively getting worse! I can't adford to take time off work *see rant 2*

That's it for now...

People not reading profiles before messaging is a pain but there are a lot of men who claim to do that and still get no reply so you can understand the spray approach. However, Approved

How is your bank balance going to fare if you become so ill that you cannot work? That's likely to be more than taking a day off to rest and tend to the cold

2 more days of work... I'm gonna get through this, but FFS validate my other 2 rants!!! Please "

I hope the boiler recovers - it's not a good time to have a wobble - Approved

As it's only two days then go for it and enjoy the rest afterwards. However, for arguing, Denied

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 19/12/19 07:50:37]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

In this week's developer wars:

The story so far

Delayed over 3 months, management incompetence and a kitchen that hadn't been built (let's not mention the tiling).

This week ... not much to report, and this is the subject of my rant.

You'd think, after all the hassle so far they'd want to keep us informed ... but oh no ... a call to the sales office results in a recorded message.

My last communication, was an excited sales rep telling me the good news is there will be trades in over the 2 week Christmas period.

Am I meant to be impressed???

After all the fuck ups, they fucking well should be in to catch up and fix the royally shitty mess of their own making!!!

But, we're in the dark as to where things are as I haven't been lucky enough to identify that 5 minute window when I can fucking talk to someone!!!

Tomorrow, maybe I will get to talk to them tomorrow ... I live in hope!!

Developer wars ... a monkey production

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm in a jolly good mood today..

So I'm using a week old rant!!

When Amazon give you a delivery date.

5 days before that date you get a notification the item has been delivered & signed for by the resident - Me.

Only person home was my 15yro & he didn't sign for anything.

10 days later, you're still arguing with Amazon that a very expensive Christmas gift is not in your possession. "

Seems to be a growing risk especially around Christmas. They don't want to stop and take it next door as they have so many things to deliver.

Very annoying - Approved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"The parcel fuckers who ring the door n sprint if you don’t answer in less than 20 seconds

Dogs in the garden tomorow behind the fence you fucker!!!

Or... when you rush to answer the door thinking yay my parcel has finally arrived, for the parcel guy to ask “can you sign this for next door please”. NO!!

That's not very neighbourly

Denied "

I’m usually very neighbourly indeed. However when you’ve specifically taken the day off work to be home for your parcel (which was a nightmare to arrange in the first place) to only have people try and deliver other people’s stuff and not your own (and no sign of your own parcel).... it’s somewhat irritating.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Nothing to rant about here.

The world is a wonderful place.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Nothing to rant about here.

The world is a wonderful place. "

Indeed it is. I finish today for Christmas.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I'm in a jolly good mood today..

So I'm using a week old rant!!

When Amazon give you a delivery date.

5 days before that date you get a notification the item has been delivered & signed for by the resident - Me.

Only person home was my 15yro & he didn't sign for anything.

10 days later, you're still arguing with Amazon that a very expensive Christmas gift is not in your possession.

Seems to be a growing risk especially around Christmas. They don't want to stop and take it next door as they have so many things to deliver.

Very annoying - Approved "

Thank you

The original listing showed it as a Prime item, next day delivery.

Once I paid, it popped up, expected delivery 14-24 Dec.. Urmmmmm

8th Dec it was supposedly delivered.

They told me to check with neighbours, even though it says I signed for it.

I have, I trust my neighbours, no one has it.

I'm now in limbo over my 16yros Christmas present.. Aaaargh!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Nothing to rant about here.

The world is a wonderful place.

Indeed it is. I finish today for Christmas. "

Go girl, go girl, go girl. .....

My works party tonight. Woohoo.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Nothing to rant about here.

The world is a wonderful place. "

Door is that way -----)

Don't let it hit your arse on the way out

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Nothing to rant about here.

The world is a wonderful place.

Indeed it is. I finish today for Christmas.

Go girl, go girl, go girl. .....

My works party tonight. Woohoo."

Woohoo, enjoy!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I rant about having man flu

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Can I rant about having man flu"

Of course ... but you might not get any sympathy in here

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"People constantly moaning about Christmas starting too early, being too commercialised, being too much hard work.

I plan early and enjoy December. I’m bewildered by others running around like headless chickens spoiling their own Christmas

I do understand it is a difficult time of year for many people and my comment is not there to dismiss that

I do think the shops put Christmas stuff out too early but I’m an adult and can choose not to look or buy and my day is not affected.

We can all do the same and moaning won’t change anything

Approved "

Thank you PinkSwing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'm really tired after watching the Star wars midnight release movie and now I have to go to work after just 3 hours of sleep.

can I just go back to bed and skip work for the day I'm sure all the kids at the school I work at wonty mind going hungry for one day.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Can I rant about having man flu"

You can try but unless you are in hospital, it won't go well

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm really tired after watching the Star wars midnight release movie and now I have to go to work after just 3 hours of sleep.

can I just go back to bed and skip work for the day I'm sure all the kids at the school I work at wonty mind going hungry for one day..... "

Self inflicted

Denied

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I'm really tired after watching the Star wars midnight release movie and now I have to go to work after just 3 hours of sleep.

can I just go back to bed and skip work for the day I'm sure all the kids at the school I work at wonty mind going hungry for one day.....

Self inflicted

Denied "

Owwww.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"In this week's developer wars:

The story so far

Delayed over 3 months, management incompetence and a kitchen that hadn't been built (let's not mention the tiling).

This week ... not much to report, and this is the subject of my rant.

You'd think, after all the hassle so far they'd want to keep us informed ... but oh no ... a call to the sales office results in a recorded message.

My last communication, was an excited sales rep telling me the good news is there will be trades in over the 2 week Christmas period.

Am I meant to be impressed???

After all the fuck ups, they fucking well should be in to catch up and fix the royally shitty mess of their own making!!!

But, we're in the dark as to where things are as I haven't been lucky enough to identify that 5 minute window when I can fucking talk to someone!!!

Tomorrow, maybe I will get to talk to them tomorrow ... I live in hope!!

Developer wars ... a monkey production"

Plot addition:

Incidentally ... I did specifically ask for information and feedback on a couple of issues

Cockwombles!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"In this week's developer wars:

The story so far

Delayed over 3 months, management incompetence and a kitchen that hadn't been built (let's not mention the tiling).

This week ... not much to report, and this is the subject of my rant.

You'd think, after all the hassle so far they'd want to keep us informed ... but oh no ... a call to the sales office results in a recorded message.

My last communication, was an excited sales rep telling me the good news is there will be trades in over the 2 week Christmas period.

Am I meant to be impressed???

After all the fuck ups, they fucking well should be in to catch up and fix the royally shitty mess of their own making!!!

But, we're in the dark as to where things are as I haven't been lucky enough to identify that 5 minute window when I can fucking talk to someone!!!

Tomorrow, maybe I will get to talk to them tomorrow ... I live in hope!!

Developer wars ... a monkey production

Plot addition:

Incidentally ... I did specifically ask for information and feedback on a couple of issues

Cockwombles!!"

Massive bunch of bellwhackers

Disgraceful service

Approved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1

Why do couples who clearly state that they are not looking for single guys go pokeing about me profile nosey fekers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Why do couples who clearly state that they are not looking for single guys go pokeing about me profile nosey fekers "

Because they can?

Monkey slopes of considering whether to check this profile out

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Usual rant... read my frikken profile before sending me a wasted message

My boiler is really poorly... as is my bank account... I need a sugar granddaddy...

My cold won't go away, its progressively getting worse! I can't adford to take time off work *see rant 2*

That's it for now...

People not reading profiles before messaging is a pain but there are a lot of men who claim to do that and still get no reply so you can understand the spray approach. However, Approved

How is your bank balance going to fare if you become so ill that you cannot work? That's likely to be more than taking a day off to rest and tend to the cold

2 more days of work... I'm gonna get through this, but FFS validate my other 2 rants!!! Please

I hope the boiler recovers - it's not a good time to have a wobble - Approved

As it's only two days then go for it and enjoy the rest afterwards. However, for arguing, Denied "

Wow tough audience

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Why do couples who clearly state that they are not looking for single guys go pokeing about me profile nosey fekers "

They are perfectly free to look at any profile they like

Denied

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do old people drive in the middle of roads ?

Why do old people go in the bank at lunch time ?

Why do old people hold up all the other customers at the till & hold a full on conversation about the weather ?

Why do old people think it’s their right to Stand in the middle of a supermarket isle and don’t give a dam about others ?

Why do old people think it’s ok to walk through a door & refuse to hold it open for others ?

Bless them all "

Hey I am old!

I drive in the middle of the road because years of experience has shown me young people step off pavements without looking.

I go to the bank at lunch time, because that is when I am sober.

I hold conversations with people in boring jobs because it makes them smile.

It us my right to stand wherever I fucking well want to. Go around!

I am not a doorman, if I hold it, it is an act of generosity, so say thank you! It of course also requires me to stand still which has previously been objected to.

Forgive the young, they haven't learned how to function yet

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Bloody fair weather dog walkers and horse riders turning up to where I walk my dogs just because the weather's nice. I like the peace and quiet. I do not like eleventy billion other dog walkers and half a dozen horse riders getting in my way and winding my dogs up. Especially the ones that let their twatty off lead dogs run up to my on lead reactive dog. The school holidays will be even worse. Bah humbug.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Others have tried, they gave it a shot

I’m back now bellwhackers, back in the spot

No messing about, no making a meal

You’re playing with Swing now and I’m the real deal

.

Let’s have your rants, let all others smirk

No rants about messages, preferences, work

Don’t go moaning that people don’t reply

You’ll get a 'denied' and a poke in the eye

.

It’s no democracy, my decision is it

If you don’t like it then that’s just tough shit

I don’t want any whinging, kicking up a stink

Or you’ll get a beating from my minder, Pink

.

Commenced ranting folks "

I'm really getting sick of the word fun. From a man here it means sex. How the fuck does he know sex with him will be fun? For me the social side beats getting sweaty and hoping for an orgasm that won't happen without my wand!

I know it's semantics but it still won't give me an orgasm .

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Bloody fair weather dog walkers and horse riders turning up to where I walk my dogs just because the weather's nice. I like the peace and quiet. I do not like eleventy billion other dog walkers and half a dozen horse riders getting in my way and winding my dogs up. Especially the ones that let their twatty off lead dogs run up to my on lead reactive dog. The school holidays will be even worse. Bah humbug."

Seems like you knew in advance that this would happen but still went there.

It's a big country and you are free to walk wherever. As are they

Denied

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Others have tried, they gave it a shot

I’m back now bellwhackers, back in the spot

No messing about, no making a meal

You’re playing with Swing now and I’m the real deal

.

Let’s have your rants, let all others smirk

No rants about messages, preferences, work

Don’t go moaning that people don’t reply

You’ll get a 'denied' and a poke in the eye

.

It’s no democracy, my decision is it

If you don’t like it then that’s just tough shit

I don’t want any whinging, kicking up a stink

Or you’ll get a beating from my minder, Pink

.

Commenced ranting folks

I'm really getting sick of the word fun. From a man here it means sex. How the fuck does he know sex with him will be fun? For me the social side beats getting sweaty and hoping for an orgasm that won't happen without my wand!

I know it's semantics but it still won't give me an orgasm . "

Surely 'play' is worse?

I'm sure if you received messages saying 'how about spending a boring half hour with me and having some shit sex' that wouldn't go down well either.

Nothing wrong with some positivity and expecting things to go well.

Denied

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just sick of being in pain from one thing or another

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"Bloody fair weather dog walkers and horse riders turning up to where I walk my dogs just because the weather's nice. I like the peace and quiet. I do not like eleventy billion other dog walkers and half a dozen horse riders getting in my way and winding my dogs up. Especially the ones that let their twatty off lead dogs run up to my on lead reactive dog. The school holidays will be even worse. Bah humbug.

Seems like you knew in advance that this would happen but still went there.

It's a big country and you are free to walk wherever. As are they

Denied "

Damn. It is opposite my house though, so it's quite convenient

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not feeling very festive at all! Tree's up, the presents that have needed buying are bought and wrapped, just need to finish making a couple and frame them all.

So it's not like I'm not ready, just not feeling it.

And I've nearly finished my cup of tea.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm just sick of being in pain from one thing or another "

That's not good. Hope you feel better soon

Approved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Just finished my Christmas shopping. Was elbowed by an elderly woman. I hate shopping.

HATE IT.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm not feeling very festive at all! Tree's up, the presents that have needed buying are bought and wrapped, just need to finish making a couple and frame them all.

So it's not like I'm not ready, just not feeling it.

And I've nearly finished my cup of tea."

Christmas songs? Christmas film?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Just finished my Christmas shopping. Was elbowed by an elderly woman. I hate shopping.

HATE IT."

How rude

Approved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Just finished my Christmas shopping. Was elbowed by an elderly woman. I hate shopping.

HATE IT.

How rude

Approved "

Couldnt even throw an evil... she was at least 80.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1


"Just finished my Christmas shopping. Was elbowed by an elderly woman. I hate shopping.

HATE IT.

How rude

Approved

Couldnt even throw an evil... she was at least 80. "

should have kicked her in the shins they dont like that

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Others have tried, they gave it a shot

I’m back now bellwhackers, back in the spot

No messing about, no making a meal

You’re playing with Swing now and I’m the real deal

.

Let’s have your rants, let all others smirk

No rants about messages, preferences, work

Don’t go moaning that people don’t reply

You’ll get a 'denied' and a poke in the eye

.

It’s no democracy, my decision is it

If you don’t like it then that’s just tough shit

I don’t want any whinging, kicking up a stink

Or you’ll get a beating from my minder, Pink

.

Commenced ranting folks

I'm really getting sick of the word fun. From a man here it means sex. How the fuck does he know sex with him will be fun? For me the social side beats getting sweaty and hoping for an orgasm that won't happen without my wand!

I know it's semantics but it still won't give me an orgasm . "

*whispers* Approved... *runs*

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not feeling very festive at all! Tree's up, the presents that have needed buying are bought and wrapped, just need to finish making a couple and frame them all.

So it's not like I'm not ready, just not feeling it.

And I've nearly finished my cup of tea.

Christmas songs? Christmas film? "

I now need to go into town for more wrapping paper as they're not all wrapped at all. And the frames for the ones that need framing don't fit. And I've lost the tracing paper that I need to finish them off.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I still haven't gotten another cup of tea.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just pissed off with the rain and want to moan about it. I've been to both Winchester and Salisbury for the Xmas markets and come home like a drowned rat. My village is badly flooded, the A303 like a river and it doesn't feel christmassy at all. Rain, rain go away.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm not feeling very festive at all! Tree's up, the presents that have needed buying are bought and wrapped, just need to finish making a couple and frame them all.

So it's not like I'm not ready, just not feeling it.

And I've nearly finished my cup of tea.

Christmas songs? Christmas film?

I now need to go into town for more wrapping paper as they're not all wrapped at all. And the frames for the ones that need framing don't fit. And I've lost the tracing paper that I need to finish them off. "

Now that is poor planning so a denied I'm afraid

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I'm just pissed off with the rain and want to moan about it. I've been to both Winchester and Salisbury for the Xmas markets and come home like a drowned rat. My village is badly flooded, the A303 like a river and it doesn't feel christmassy at all. Rain, rain go away. "

It's awful today - lots of flooding in the South West and no sign of a white Xmas

Approved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

This might appear a trifle petty but I set off early as the traffic is ridiculous but there wasn’t any traffic . Consequently I arrived 30 minutes early!!! Christmas is less than a week away, like I have 30 minutes to waste

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not feeling very festive at all! Tree's up, the presents that have needed buying are bought and wrapped, just need to finish making a couple and frame them all.

So it's not like I'm not ready, just not feeling it.

And I've nearly finished my cup of tea.

Christmas songs? Christmas film?

I now need to go into town for more wrapping paper as they're not all wrapped at all. And the frames for the ones that need framing don't fit. And I've lost the tracing paper that I need to finish them off.

Now that is poor planning so a denied I'm afraid "

Accepted. I had more tea and listening to Christmas music, much happier now!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"This might appear a trifle petty but I set off early as the traffic is ridiculous but there wasn’t any traffic . Consequently I arrived 30 minutes early!!! Christmas is less than a week away, like I have 30 minutes to waste "

It's weirdly quiet...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Ok so I arrived to take my daughter for her riding lesson which isn’t normally on this day or time. Therefore I’ve no clue how busy it is etc. When I arrived there was me myself and I in the makeshift car park, no lines for spaces etc. As it was so empty I parked differently than I would normally in the owner of the riding school’s space. I’d parked horizontally instead of vertically which is how the owner parks, this is the equivalent of two spaces. I was mid conversation on my phone sat in my car when this face appears at the window, ‘are you going because you’re taking up three spaces?’. I promptly parked in the normal way freeing up a space, not two spaces, she was exaggerating. When I’d finished on my phone I wound down my window, ‘I do apologise, the car park was empty when I arrived and I don’t normally come on a Thursday’. I accept that the way I’d parked was inconvenient so I moved and apologised quite rightly so. My rant is the woman continued to have a go at me despite me reiterating the above. I wound my window up so she then decided to tell anyone that drove up while pointing at me and saying how ignorant I was. I apologised and moved for goodness sake I didn’t argue or refuse to move. I didn’t deserve the tirade of abuse that followed, it’s Christmas for goodness sake, peace on earth and all that jazz

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"This might appear a trifle petty but I set off early as the traffic is ridiculous but there wasn’t any traffic . Consequently I arrived 30 minutes early!!! Christmas is less than a week away, like I have 30 minutes to waste

It's weirdly quiet... "

I’d like some peace and quiet

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

People still using moblie phones while driving cutting me up then giving me the finger because I give them toot of horn fxxking young chavs the worse

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"This might appear a trifle petty but I set off early as the traffic is ridiculous but there wasn’t any traffic . Consequently I arrived 30 minutes early!!! Christmas is less than a week away, like I have 30 minutes to waste "

Given the journey I had from work, I can't really go approving this one as you did have a hot chocolate while I was working

Denied

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Ok so I arrived to take my daughter for her riding lesson which isn’t normally on this day or time. Therefore I’ve no clue how busy it is etc. When I arrived there was me myself and I in the makeshift car park, no lines for spaces etc. As it was so empty I parked differently than I would normally in the owner of the riding school’s space. I’d parked horizontally instead of vertically which is how the owner parks, this is the equivalent of two spaces. I was mid conversation on my phone sat in my car when this face appears at the window, ‘are you going because you’re taking up three spaces?’. I promptly parked in the normal way freeing up a space, not two spaces, she was exaggerating. When I’d finished on my phone I wound down my window, ‘I do apologise, the car park was empty when I arrived and I don’t normally come on a Thursday’. I accept that the way I’d parked was inconvenient so I moved and apologised quite rightly so. My rant is the woman continued to have a go at me despite me reiterating the above. I wound my window up so she then decided to tell anyone that drove up while pointing at me and saying how ignorant I was. I apologised and moved for goodness sake I didn’t argue or refuse to move. I didn’t deserve the tirade of abuse that followed, it’s Christmas for goodness sake, peace on earth and all that jazz "

Really winds my up when people go on. Just isn't necessary and is a waste of time and energy.

I hope each of Santa's reindeer shits down her chimney and Santa wipes his tinky winky on her curtains

Approved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"People still using moblie phones while driving cutting me up then giving me the finger because I give them toot of horn fxxking young chavs the worse "

It's just dangerous and not needed. Bellwhackers

Approved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Why do strangers not accept my friend requests so I can look at their pictures

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

The reservations weren’t working on the train coming back today. Someone, of course, was sitting in my seat. I usually push people out of my reserved seat, but since they were a couple and claimed that someone else was sitting in their seats, I spotted a vacant seat and I let them have it. They caught in a good mood today, even though they never said sorry or thanks.

The upside was a lovely gentleman sat beside me and we had a really nice chat for an hour.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"This might appear a trifle petty but I set off early as the traffic is ridiculous but there wasn’t any traffic . Consequently I arrived 30 minutes early!!! Christmas is less than a week away, like I have 30 minutes to waste

Given the journey I had from work, I can't really go approving this one as you did have a hot chocolate while I was working

Denied "

Back your truck up there cowboy, I was drinking hot chocolate but it was shit. They didn’t have the signature hot chocolate!!! As for the journey you had, swap to do lists then you can whinge

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"This might appear a trifle petty but I set off early as the traffic is ridiculous but there wasn’t any traffic . Consequently I arrived 30 minutes early!!! Christmas is less than a week away, like I have 30 minutes to waste

Given the journey I had from work, I can't really go approving this one as you did have a hot chocolate while I was working

Denied

Back your truck up there cowboy, I was drinking hot chocolate but it was shit. They didn’t have the signature hot chocolate!!! As for the journey you had, swap to do lists then you can whinge "

All valid points babycakes but I refer you to an earlier poster. Arguing = Denied

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"This might appear a trifle petty but I set off early as the traffic is ridiculous but there wasn’t any traffic . Consequently I arrived 30 minutes early!!! Christmas is less than a week away, like I have 30 minutes to waste

Given the journey I had from work, I can't really go approving this one as you did have a hot chocolate while I was working

Denied

Back your truck up there cowboy, I was drinking hot chocolate but it was shit. They didn’t have the signature hot chocolate!!! As for the journey you had, swap to do lists then you can whinge

All valid points babycakes but I refer you to an earlier poster. Arguing = Denied "

But you like my foof

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"This might appear a trifle petty but I set off early as the traffic is ridiculous but there wasn’t any traffic . Consequently I arrived 30 minutes early!!! Christmas is less than a week away, like I have 30 minutes to waste

Given the journey I had from work, I can't really go approving this one as you did have a hot chocolate while I was working

Denied

Back your truck up there cowboy, I was drinking hot chocolate but it was shit. They didn’t have the signature hot chocolate!!! As for the journey you had, swap to do lists then you can whinge

All valid points babycakes but I refer you to an earlier poster. Arguing = Denied

But you love my foof "

FTFY

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Why do strangers not accept my friend requests so I can look at their pictures "

They've been warned in advance

Denied

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This might appear a trifle petty but I set off early as the traffic is ridiculous but there wasn’t any traffic . Consequently I arrived 30 minutes early!!! Christmas is less than a week away, like I have 30 minutes to waste

It's weirdly quiet... "

Love a woman that comes early

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"The reservations weren’t working on the train coming back today. Someone, of course, was sitting in my seat. I usually push people out of my reserved seat, but since they were a couple and claimed that someone else was sitting in their seats, I spotted a vacant seat and I let them have it. They caught in a good mood today, even though they never said sorry or thanks.

The upside was a lovely gentleman sat beside me and we had a really nice chat for an hour. "

Swings and roundabouts but it's not really a rant

Denied

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Why do strangers not accept my friend requests so I can look at their pictures "

Because they know you're a perv

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just started my third cold this month caught it from myself too...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So there I was at work carrying a fuckton of plates, a "helpful" guest decided to balance a bowl tentatively on the pile, ignoring me when I said "it's ok I'll come back for that"

As I push the kitchen door with my foot, the body wobble sends the bowl crashing to the ground and into lots of noisy pieces.

The large group of diners the helpful one was with found this highly entertaining, so much so they cheered and laughed.

I will never understand why people cheer when a glass, bowl, plate etc gets broken.

Why would you not only celebrate but taunt the person by cheering publicly at their accident/embarrassment/personal financial cost if they have to replace it?

Cunts.

P

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

People using a different website to get round my filters on here

Okay they get a much quicker "No thanks" message but I'm seriously considering auto block on both sites because have some respect for my preferences

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched 50 shades of grey and not a single drop of fucking paint! Fuming!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Just started my third cold this month caught it from myself too... "

That doesn't sound good

Approved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"So there I was at work carrying a fuckton of plates, a "helpful" guest decided to balance a bowl tentatively on the pile, ignoring me when I said "it's ok I'll come back for that"

As I push the kitchen door with my foot, the body wobble sends the bowl crashing to the ground and into lots of noisy pieces.

The large group of diners the helpful one was with found this highly entertaining, so much so they cheered and laughed.

I will never understand why people cheer when a glass, bowl, plate etc gets broken.

Why would you not only celebrate but taunt the person by cheering publicly at their accident/embarrassment/personal financial cost if they have to replace it?

Cunts.

P"

I've never understood the cheering thing. Very knob ish

Approved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"People using a different website to get round my filters on here

Okay they get a much quicker "No thanks" message but I'm seriously considering auto block on both sites because have some respect for my preferences "

That's very sneaky and just not cricket

Approved

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Watched 50 shades of grey and not a single drop of fucking paint! Fuming!!!"

Chuckle, chuckle, guffaw, guffaw

Denied

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Work Christmas Parties

Or “Enforced Fun With The People That Wind You Up And You Them”

Someone always over-indulges in the booze and makes a tit of themselves. Usually in front of a boss.

Someone inevitably ends up crying (misplaced office romance gone tragically wrong)

2 or more Alpha Males end up in fisticuffs.

Someone pukes in the office pot plant.

Someone always brings Santa hats to “get everyone in the mood”

Bah Humbug

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Work Christmas Parties

Or “Enforced Fun With The People That Wind You Up And You Them”

Someone always over-indulges in the booze and makes a tit of themselves. Usually in front of a boss.

Someone inevitably ends up crying (misplaced office romance gone tragically wrong)

2 or more Alpha Males end up in fisticuffs.

Someone pukes in the office pot plant.

Someone always brings Santa hats to “get everyone in the mood”

Bah Humbug

"

I've stopped going to them for many of those reasons. Do you not have a choice to not go?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"

I've stopped going to them for many of those reasons. Do you not have a choice to not go?"

In the distant past at previous companies, no.

Nowadays, it’s a lot more civilised and the team are all good ‘uns. The youngsters go off “clubbing” after the meal. Us old ‘uns prefer to go home. Then see how many make it in the next day

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top