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By *arentsgonebad OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!

Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!

Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying "

Try fucking before she's done a full day and is knackered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s annoying when the woman you are supposed to be meeting texts back hours later saying sorry I fell asleep had that twice on here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It’s annoying when the woman you are supposed to be meeting texts back hours later saying sorry I fell asleep had that twice on here "

I know. They should be 24/7 pert and ready to please. Turns out they are human ... fucking hell can you believe it?

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

I understand and share your pain at times also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had this trouble in my last relationship. Would send naughty things and tease like hell to get him in the mood and then he'd be too tired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s annoying when the woman you are supposed to be meeting texts back hours later saying sorry I fell asleep had that twice on here

I know. They should be 24/7 pert and ready to please. Turns out they are human ... fucking hell can you believe it?"

Love this

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By *r-mrs inkedCouple
over a year ago

rugby

Can't stop laughing at this!!!(mr here) I feel your pain I experienced this strange phenomenon recently and it's discusting behaviour..

Worst one is where she actually started playing with me knodded off then few seconds later must of had a falling moment in her sleep and nearly ripped it off! Gave up but the funniest part is when she wakes up like nothing ever happened. Just got to love them lol

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"It’s annoying when the woman you are supposed to be meeting texts back hours later saying sorry I fell asleep had that twice on here

I know. They should be 24/7 pert and ready to please. Turns out they are human ... fucking hell can you believe it?"

See someone gets it! Now will the rest of you woman the fuck up!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It’s annoying when the woman you are supposed to be meeting texts back hours later saying sorry I fell asleep had that twice on here

I know. They should be 24/7 pert and ready to please. Turns out they are human ... fucking hell can you believe it?

See someone gets it! Now will the rest of you woman the fuck up!"

Yeah ..... Woman THE fuck UP ...... okay.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What's that mean Paul .....eh ? I dunno.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!

Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying "

Morning shag is the way forward

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"What's that mean Paul .....eh ? I dunno. "

I think it means, stop moping round the house like someones run off with your testicles and take the bins out cos the lazy fucker you asked to do it 3 hours ago was distracted by a squirrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s annoying when the woman you are supposed to be meeting texts back hours later saying sorry I fell asleep had that twice on here

I know. They should be 24/7 pert and ready to please. Turns out they are human ... fucking hell can you believe it?"

That is not what I implied at all. When you’ve arranged to meet in a bar and she doesn’t show up fucking hell can you believe it?

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By *arentsgonebad OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

Exactly this not like i expect her to be ready when i click my fingers she's been instigating it all day not me , so all the dsft comments about her been human im well aware of that thanks

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By *arentsgonebad OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield


"Can't stop laughing at this!!!(mr here) I feel your pain I experienced this strange phenomenon recently and it's discusting behaviour..

Worst one is where she actually started playing with me knodded off then few seconds later must of had a falling moment in her sleep and nearly ripped it off! Gave up but the funniest part is when she wakes up like nothing ever happened. Just got to love them lol"

Loool this has happened also lol drives u mad lol

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By *arentsgonebad OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield


"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!

Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying

Try fucking before she's done a full day and is knackered. "

Try having another read she instigated and foreplay via txt all day i dint promise it her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had this trouble in my last relationship. Would send naughty things and tease like hell to get him in the mood and then he'd be too tired! "

Snap sacked it x

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By *arentsgonebad OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield


"I had this trouble in my last relationship. Would send naughty things and tease like hell to get him in the mood and then he'd be too tired! "

Yeap i feel this i dont tbink3 she relises just how frustrating it is

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson" "

This

Fml !

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By *arentsgonebad OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield


"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson" "

Omg no way lol

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!

Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying

Morning shag is the way forward "

Middle of the night shag is a little bit awesome. When you both got woken and feel a bit rested. It's also spontaneous and unexpected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson" "

Wow hah

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"

Omg no way lol"

I

Yes way

Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed.

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By *arentsgonebad OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield


"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!

Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying

Morning shag is the way forward

Middle of the night shag is a little bit awesome. When you both got woken and feel a bit rested. It's also spontaneous and unexpected "

Yeah i agree that is always a good one then u wake up in morning and try to work out if it did really happen or was a wet dream lol

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!

Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying

Morning shag is the way forward

Middle of the night shag is a little bit awesome. When you both got woken and feel a bit rested. It's also spontaneous and unexpected

Yeah i agree that is always a good one then u wake up in morning and try to work out if it did really happen or was a wet dream lol"

Haha exactly!

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By *arentsgonebad OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield


"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"

Omg no way lolI

Yes way

Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed. "

Wow well i promise if i waz ever fortunate enough i would defo not fall asleep lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"

Omg no way lolI

Yes way

Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed.

Wow well i promise if i waz ever fortunate enough i would defo not fall asleep lol"

You might, I might be so boring at it that you just not off. He laid there bashing out the zzzs while men and Mr N sort of chatted amongst ourselves

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By *arentsgonebad OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield


"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"

Omg no way lolI

Yes way

Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed.

Wow well i promise if i waz ever fortunate enough i would defo not fall asleep lol

You might, I might be so boring at it that you just not off. He laid there bashing out the zzzs while men and Mr N sort of chatted amongst ourselves "

I promise i wouldn't lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"

Omg no way lolI

Yes way

Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed.

Wow well i promise if i waz ever fortunate enough i would defo not fall asleep lol

You might, I might be so boring at it that you just not off. He laid there bashing out the zzzs while men and Mr N sort of chatted amongst ourselves

I promise i wouldn't lol "

I

I now deploy the time honoured technique of biting to keep them awake. It seems to work

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By *arentsgonebad OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield


"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"

Omg no way lolI

Yes way

Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed.

Wow well i promise if i waz ever fortunate enough i would defo not fall asleep lol

You might, I might be so boring at it that you just not off. He laid there bashing out the zzzs while men and Mr N sort of chatted amongst ourselves

I promise i wouldn't lol I

I now deploy the time honoured technique of biting to keep them awake. It seems to work "

Naughty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s annoying when the woman you are supposed to be meeting texts back hours later saying sorry I fell asleep had that twice on here

I know. They should be 24/7 pert and ready to please. Turns out they are human ... fucking hell can you believe it?

See someone gets it! Now will the rest of you woman the fuck up!"

Omg I need to up my game ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"

Omg no way lolI

Yes way

Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed.

Wow well i promise if i waz ever fortunate enough i would defo not fall asleep lol

You might, I might be so boring at it that you just not off. He laid there bashing out the zzzs while men and Mr N sort of chatted amongst ourselves

I promise i wouldn't lol I

I now deploy the time honoured technique of biting to keep them awake. It seems to work "

Oooh chew la sausage

Me likes xxx

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By *ent_couple2019Couple
over a year ago

canterbury


"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!

Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying "

I'm guilty of this.

Equally if a bath was run and underwear layed out.

And attention on tap outcome would be different.

Annoying or not girl needs sleep.

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By *arentsgonebad OP   Couple
over a year ago

sheffield


"Argh my missus does this all thr time i dont thinj she understands how frustrating it is to be promised a "good time " at 9am in the morning u wait all day go bed then she falls asleep !!

Guys / girls dont do this to ypur other half is super annoying

I'm guilty of this.

Equally if a bath was run and underwear layed out.

And attention on tap outcome would be different.

Annoying or not girl needs sleep."

It wasn't mr chasing all dau sending suggestive txt amd pictures stroking my leg at home , little one liners lol , oh well always another night

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Same applies to men of course. Sadly in many long term relationships, especially where children and work are priority, then sex and intimacy gets relegated to something you do last thing at night before going to sleep.

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

(Lou) I dont give Ray the chance of falling asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We met a guy from another site who fell asleep while I was giving him a blow job . Our verification would have said "does NOT suck like a Dyson"

Omg no way lolI

Yes way

Mr N and I just looked at each other and laughed.

Wow well i promise if i waz ever fortunate enough i would defo not fall asleep lol

You might, I might be so boring at it that you just not off. He laid there bashing out the zzzs while men and Mr N sort of chatted amongst ourselves "

This is funny

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