FabSwingers.com forum: Custard Tit Wank

By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Well it's Wednesday, the Bird's Custard is out and.........

Need a woman with:

A like for custard

Decent size breasts

Now I am a bit ROLY POLY, can CRUMBLE over anything, don't like being TRIFLEd with, looking for the (custard) CREAM to go with my BISCUIT (running out of things here) just need my OVERNIGHT OATS (pinch of nom for those interested

) but not after a TART just a SLICE of fun!

(probably missed loads out of that)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it's Wednesday, the Bird's Custard is out and.........

Need a woman with:

A like for custard

Decent size breasts

) but not after a TART just a SLICE of fun!

(probably missed loads out of that)

Fetish of the week?

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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Nope, bit of fun and thought!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Is it weird that I really want to give a custard tit wank now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it weird that I really want to give a custard tit wank now?

Me too

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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Well move towards Stockport then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of the Sheffield Brothel documentary didn’t they use custard in the hot tub

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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Custard is a non-Newtonian liquid.

Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it weird that I really want to give a custard tit wank now?

Me too

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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Sigh.

Might as well put it back in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome il bring the fish fingers

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Shame it has to be birds custard.

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By *allgirthyMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Don’t worry, I have some Tesco Finest in the fridge - extra slippy!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

little tits here

but have custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo you can’t beat a good custard tit wank. Good luck in your search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it weird that I really want to give a custard tit wank now?

Your tits would look great covered in custard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"little tits here

but have custard

Having custard is more important than big tits in my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"little tits here

but have custard

Having custard is more important than big tits in my opinion"

Agreed.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"little tits here

but have custard

Having custard is more important than big tits in my opinion

Agreed. "

Especially if said boobies had some Rhubard Crumble on as well

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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"little tits here

but have custard

Still got the custard?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Got be birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we throw in some jelly and cream trifle surprise lol

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

There's something very "Carry On" about this..

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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"There's something very "Carry On" about this.."

Do you think it might be to do with all the words in CAPS are something to do with custard?

So a semi-serious thread

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By *ork fellaMan
over a year ago

Macroom

Please for the love of God stop wasting birds custard!!! Its one of life's most precious things. Will somebody please think of the custard!!!!!!!!

OK as you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it weird that I really want to give a custard tit wank now?

Wow I bet you’d be good at it too with those bad boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds such a great idea... i love custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This sounds such a great idea... i love custard

I also love boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This sounds such a great idea... i love custard

I also love boobs

Maybe custard is preferred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This sounds such a great idea... i love custard

I also love boobs

Maybe custard is preferred "

But boobs are welcome

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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Get your own "Jelly Tit Wank" thread going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your own "Jelly Tit Wank" thread going

I raise you... THE MAGNIFICENT 'BLANCMANGE TIT WANK

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By *Man1263 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Get your own "Jelly Tit Wank" thread going

I raise you... THE MAGNIFICENT 'BLANCMANGE TIT WANK

If it floats your boat, thread it!

But try and do what I did in the first post!

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