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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the funniest thing anyone has said to you sexually ?

Mine was last year. I was at a party and the a guy traing to a priest was preaching to me about what I was wearing. He then turns to be before walking off and says I should really spank you with my bible.

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon

Oh that's class.

Religion at its greatest

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Wow you're tall, can I climb you

a small woman in a club

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By *eith28Man
over a year ago

uxbridge

You look like a wanker

..... do you want a night off?

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By *rederick2000Man
over a year ago

Out and About near you

He must have had great resolve, strength and faight not to give up his studies after looking you up and down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow you're tall, can I climb you

a small woman in a club"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You look like a wanker

..... do you want a night off?"

Brilliant

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By *eith28Man
over a year ago

uxbridge


"You look like a wanker

..... do you want a night off?

Brilliant "

I got a night off!!!!!

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By *rederick2000Man
over a year ago

Out and About near you


"You look like a wanker

..... do you want a night off?

Brilliant

I got a night off!!!!!"

That is even better than brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He must have had great resolve, strength and faight not to give up his studies after looking you up and down. "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You look like a wanker

..... do you want a night off?

Brilliant

I got a night off!!!!!

That is even better than brilliant "

Sure is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one has asked me anything funny yet. But I want to ask you a question!

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No one has asked me anything funny yet. But I want to ask you a question!

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you? "

Only if you come in through the back entrance

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By *eith28Man
over a year ago

uxbridge

Does this taste like rohyp nol?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

That my pussy tasted like Victoria sponge cake

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

Do you want to fuck?

Now most of you don't find that funny but to me that's hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That my pussy tasted like Victoria sponge cake "

Delicious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you want to fuck?

Now most of you don't find that funny but to me that's hilarious."

Why ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked a woman if she would sit on my face and her reply was..

"why is your nose bigger than your dick"

I didn't find it funny at the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I asked a woman if she would sit on my face and her reply was..

"why is your nose bigger than your dick"

I didn't find it funny at the time. "

Nearly wet myself a

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That my pussy tasted like Victoria sponge cake "

Yum. Can I have a taste?

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By *rederick2000Man
over a year ago

Out and About near you


"He must have had great resolve, strength and faight not to give up his studies after looking you up and down.

Thanks "

You are more than welcome op.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Do you like blowjobs then? Just after she gave me one ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I asked a woman if she would sit on my face and her reply was..

"why is your nose bigger than your dick"

I didn't find it funny at the time. "

Love this!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you like blowjobs then? Just after she gave me one ha ha"

What did you say ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I asked a woman if she would sit on my face and her reply was..

"why is your nose bigger than your dick"

I didn't find it funny at the time.

Love this!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow you're tall, can I climb you

a small woman in a club"

Oh God

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I asked a woman if she would sit on my face and her reply was..

"why is your nose bigger than your dick"

I didn't find it funny at the time.

Love this!! "

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was bent over getting fucked. ‘Told my mates I was golfing..but I did get a hole in one’

We had to stop and take a break because we couldn’t stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was bent over getting fucked. ‘Told my mates I was golfing..but I did get a hole in one’

We had to stop and take a break because we couldn’t stop laughing"

Oh that gave me such a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You look like a wanker

..... do you want a night off?

Brilliant

I got a night off!!!!!

That is even better than brilliant "

Isn't it

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over a year ago

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