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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok ladies who would like some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of stuffing?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Have you wrapped bacon round your tiny sausage ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No that would be a piggy in a blanket wouldn’t it silly lady x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What kind of stuffing?"

The pork sword type of stuffing

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

l remember Once at Band Camp. I used to get called turkey and the 6th graders used to stuff thier trombones up my arse and say now play flight of the bumble bee. Which was quite difficult as I couldn’t quite make the high notes without shutting myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"l remember Once at Band Camp. I used to get called turkey and the 6th graders used to stuff thier trombones up my arse and say now play flight of the bumble bee. Which was quite difficult as I couldn’t quite make the high notes without shutting myself "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No that would be a piggy in a blanket wouldn’t it silly lady x "

no one here is silly ...and it is rude to call one silly

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"No that would be a piggy in a blanket wouldn’t it silly lady x

no one here is silly ...and it is rude to call one silly "

Thank you for defending me. I consider a pig in blanket to be a festive sausage and I assumed OP was offering to stuff a lady with that.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"l remember Once at Band Camp. I used to get called turkey and the 6th graders used to stuff thier trombones up my arse and say now play flight of the bumble bee. Which was quite difficult as I couldn’t quite make the high notes without shutting myself "

I bet you sounded booty full

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"l remember Once at Band Camp. I used to get called turkey and the 6th graders used to stuff thier trombones up my arse and say now play flight of the bumble bee. Which was quite difficult as I couldn’t quite make the high notes without shutting myself

I bet you sounded booty full "

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you wrapped bacon round your tiny sausage ? "

Ok we try again

No my love that’s a piggy in a blanket ,the size of the sausage required is dependent on the cavity it’s got to fill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Moving on

I have the London variety of sausage for the job their are many other regional varieties no doubt the other lads will offer locally

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"the size of the sausage required is dependent on the cavity it’s got to fill "

You don't like wizard's sleeve fannies so surely a miniature pussy is perfect for your chipolata

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oh crikey.

How to turn the ladies into vegans. Lol

Vyper - behave yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the size of the sausage required is dependent on the cavity it’s got to fill

You don't like wizard's sleeve fannies so surely a miniature pussy is perfect for your chipolata"

Horses for courses my lovely

A 12 inch sausage would look small down oxford street wouldn’t it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh crikey.

How to turn the ladies into vegans. Lol

Vyper - behave yourself. "

I’m being festive lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Oh crikey.

How to turn the ladies into vegans. Lol

Vyper - behave yourself.

I’m being festive lol "

Ho ho ho. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh crikey.

How to turn the ladies into vegans. Lol

Vyper - behave yourself.

I’m being festive lol

Ho ho ho. Lol"

Where ,how much ,any credit facilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no. Sage and onion stuffing please. Not sausage. God I could murder a roast pork and stuffing bap right now..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No no. Sage and onion stuffing please. Not sausage. God I could murder a roast pork and stuffing bap right now.."

I’d stuff your bap full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny pig in blanket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok ladies who would like some "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-kAGPXaSJE

no sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok ladies who would like some "

or try this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_1rhOcGo24

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No no. Sage and onion stuffing please. Not sausage. God I could murder a roast pork and stuffing bap right now..

I’d stuff your bap full "

With pork?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on how big the sausage is

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Ok ladies who would like some "

No

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